Chapter 266
Chapter 266
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 266
Chapter Title: Those Martial Arts Guys
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—Chaeng!
Ritzina, having given up on covering her privates, lunged forward with legs extended, unleashing a barrage of punches at supersonic speeds like a machine gun. Her hand blades tore through the air, and her blunt gauntlets shattered space itself, erupting in deafening roars.
"Eek! Fuck! Fuck!"
Her face was beet red.
Tears were welling up in her eyes too. She must have been mortified. Spitting curses, she unleashed a furious assault on Karin.
"You slut! At least wear some panties or something! Your pussy's on full display!"
"Shut your fucking mouth, you bitch!"
Karin blocked every attack while flashing a twisted grin and snarling back greedily. Honestly, the moment her lower garments were completely shredded, it was already Ritzina's defeat.
Even Karin would have hesitated a bit in the same situation.
"No matter how much of an old virgin you are, a grown woman shouldn't act like this! You're a guild leader, for fuck's sake!"
"You cover up those saggy tits first, you areola bitch!"
"A-areola?! You fucking cunt!"
As expected, Karin was sensitive about her areola size.
Honestly, they weren't that big, so she should relax.
"Pussy, pussy, don't you ever get tired of it? Stop it, you fucker!"
"Then cover it up!"
Furious Karin and wailing Ritzina.
The fight had somehow devolved into a late-night sexy brawl. I kept my eyes locked on Karin's breasts and Ritzina's privates, seriously observing the showdown.
"Got time to talk?!"
Ritzina's kicking leg stretched out long, exposing her precious parts to the world. As she planted her heel and spun, slashing the air with her claws, her plump ass jiggled. Perfect.
"Do I?!"
Above all, the massive breasts still hidden in her qipao swayed, fueling my imagination. Given how she harped on Karin's areolas, I figured hers must be pretty small.
"Kyahaha! No way in hell, you bitch! Live like that forever!"
At the same time, Karin's breasts heaved dramatically as she drove in her barbs, leaving pink afterimages from her areolas. Pink clashing with pink... The Martial Arts Guild Leader's lower mouth was a pretty pink too!
"Guild Leader, everything's visible! Please cover up! It's too embarrassing!"
Excited, I suppressed my penis trying to burst through my pants and shouted.
"H-hiiik?! Still not gone?! Please, please! Stop looking and get out, please! I beg you!"
"How can I run when our guild leader's fighting?!"
Ritzina shrieked at me, practically pissing herself in fear. But no matter how much she begged, I had the sacred duty to record their bout—I couldn't turn away.
"Please! I beg you! I'm sorry! I'll apologize, just turn your head! Please!! I can't get married like this!!"
Seeing her cry stirred a bit of guilt, but on second thought, it was just sexual arousal. Hell, I wished Karin would rip her top off too.
You dog bitch! How dare you kidnap me!
—Swaeek!
"Look at this bitch eyeing a guy mid-fight! Trying to seduce my guild member with your pussy?!"
"No! Karin, you fucking bitch! You're a woman too! Stop!"
"Ah, this is fucking cathartic! I've got a lot pent up against you, you cunt!"
—Kraaaaaah!
Ritzina, her shame exploding, became enveloped in blue aura. It was like a storm. She looked reborn as a true serial killer! But her privates were fully exposed! Compared to the exploding blue aura, her flushed face was the killer part.
Bonus: her teary eyes.
"Kyahahahaha!"
Karin erupted in purple aura too, cackling wildly. Her massive, impossible-to-ignore breasts got caught in the aura storm, shaking, compressing, and overlapping freely. An incredible sight.
—Paat!
And they clashed. No movements visible. Just... yeah. Blue and purple auras tangling. Accompanied by an unbelievable roar.
—Thump thump.
Just watching made my heart race.
This was the superhumans of this world.
I stared, entranced. Definitely not the lecherous gaze of a middle-schooler addicted to porn. Purely intoxicated by the martial arts.
—Kwang!
—Bang!
Fragmentary roars and blurry aura clumps were all that expressed the battle. They collided, collided again, and again. Explosions chaining endlessly.
Just two people creating the din of a battlefield.
That went on for a bit.
—And when the dust settled in the silence.
"Is the fight... over?"
The fight was over.
"Kahuhu..."
"Kuhuk..."
The two old virgins lay sprawled crosswise in the center of the ruined gym, half-naked.
Their clothes must have shredded from the massive impacts. Karin was down to just panties, while Ritzina had a torn bra draped over her chest and nothing else.
The result?
Double KO for now.
A draw?
Karin's sword was stabbed into the ground—blown away by the shock. Ritzina's vicious gauntlet was half-destroyed and crumpled. Weapon status... torn clothing area... Karin's win!
I rushed to Karin immediately.
Time to take care of her.
"Guild Leader! That was fucking awesome! You okay? Anywhere hurt?"
I gently lifted her upper body as I spoke. Oh, savior! Karin had never shone brighter! The usual murderer looked like a life-saving doctor!
She exhaled heavily and slowly opened her eyes.
"Kuh... Fuck, that hurts like hell... Crazy bitch, really... But damn, it's been ages? You good?"
"I'm good. You?"
"Eh, so-so... Fucking bastard. Getting kidnapped and all."
I expressed intense gratitude to the faintly smiling Karin.
"Seriously, I'm so thankful I'm tearing up! You're the best, Guild Leader, the best! The kidnapping was unavoidable since their leader came personally."
"Yeah, fuck. Can't help that. That crazy bitch... Krhk! Hey, fuck, get me some clothes or something. I'm dying of embarrassment here."
Karin blushed and turned her head.
Her breasts fully exposed. But she'd thrown sex jabs earlier—embarrassed now?
"Embarrassed?"
"You fucker, I'm a woman too! Hurry and cover my tits! Can't move!"
For emergency cover, I placed a nearby wood chunk on her chest and looked for something better.
"Ugh...!"
Ritzina groaned, trembling.
Serves her right crossed my mind briefly, but after feasting my eyes on her privates, most bad feelings had faded. Yeah... fair enough. I'd seen plenty, so I could overlook this much.
Damn.
Had to.
I placed a scavenged wood chunk over her privates too.
Now for actual clothes.
"..."
Searching for fabric, I spotted something yellow in my peripheral vision. Looking closer, it was Mariel hiding behind a collapsed wall.
"Hey, Mariel!"
"Hiiik! W-what? What's up?!"
She jumped and yelped at my sharp call.
This bitch is scared shitless. Wanted to smack her for payback, but I had other tasks, so let it slide.
"Bring my clothes from earlier!"
"Got it!"
—Ssaeng!
Mariel bolted off at my order and soon returned with my armor set and sword in a box. She'd stored it nearby. Trembling anxiously, she handed it over as I said,
"Go take care of your guild leader!"
"O-okay..."
Mariel approached the fallen Ritzina. She had a blanket draped over her shoulder—must've grabbed it when fetching my gear.
"Kuh... Mariel... Cover me first... Krhak! Karin, you maniac... Hit like a truck... As expected of a mercenary mutt! So barbaric!"
"Kyahat! Hey! Barbaric? Your fucking house is the barbaric one, bitch! Look at your building—all fucked up! Seeing this pumps me up!"
"You dog bitch...! Kuhk! Mariel, remove this gauntlet first... Krhk!"
"Y-yes!"
The fallen women kept trash-talking with just their mouths.
Their fight wasn't over. But Karin seemed satisfied with the outcome, looking pretty pleased. Ritzina trembled in contrast.
Ultimately, both took fatal hits, but in property damage? Karin's overwhelming victory.
"Guild Leader. Wear this."
I dressed Karin in my Quilted Armor. Oversized, it covered her like a topless fashion statement, even hiding her panties.
"Agh... Hurts like a bitch. That one's totally insane."
"Seemed like it. Anyway, to the relief monastery? I'll carry you."
I geared up roughly. Topless with breastplate, greaves, and dangling gauntlets—like a barbaric warrior.
"Nah. Potions in my room. Let's go there. Gotta use 'em sometime, fuck."
"Potions? Sure. Oh, before we go."
Something to do first.
I stood before the Martial Arts Guild Leader and shouted.
"Martial Arts Guild Leader!"
"...What."
She looked up irritably, answering. Her once glossy sky-blue hair was caked in dust long ago.
"Honestly, kidnapping me today to drag out Lizette and beat the shit out of me pisses me off, but since you showed off everything during the fight, I'll let it slide this time! Be grateful!"
"Sh-show off...?"
My bold declaration left her speechless, gulping. As Kim Katt, I had no moves now. Best to forgive and forget—remember when I'm fully powered up.
Can't piss off someone on Karin's level.
I'm a man who knows compromise.
"Hic...! Hic! Hiku...!"
Suddenly, Ritzina burst into tears.
"Eh? Crying? Guild Leader crying?"
"I'm not! Shut up! Get lost!! Now!!!"
"..."
Clearly sobbing, she yelled fiercely... Probably shame and humiliation mixed. Kidnapper telling me to fuck off—outrageous, but I didn't say it.
I averted my gaze.
Macho men are weak to women's tears.
"Mariel, you fucking bitch."
"W-what?!"
"What?"
She corrected her tone under my glare.
Time to relay my message.
"...Yes?"
"Take good care of your guild leader. And next time I see you, you're dead."
"..."
"Train Serca properly too. Won't beat her anymore, but next time, I'll check her manners."
Serca wasn't here—evacuated. Yeah. Time to rein in the violence a bit.
"...Got it. I'll train her."
Mariel replied.
She's an instructor, so she'll handle it.
This mess started because of Serca anyway.
"Good. Let your guild leader rest now. And tell Lizette she's dead next time."
Lizette was MIA. Next time, full strength rematch... Anyway, Mariel nodded, bundled Ritzina in the blanket, and carried her off.
I went to Karin.
"I'll carry you now."
"Yeah... Agh, how many years since I got this fucked up. Damn."
"Mind your age."
"Wanna die?"
"Joking."
I piggybacked Karin.
Not as heavy as expected. Trudging out of the ruins, past the Martial Arts Guild's training grounds. Scorch marks everywhere from the aftermath.
—Kiiik.
Opened the door and exited. Quite a crowd of onlookers whispering as we passed, but ignored them.
"Kid's got a big back."
Karin said from my back.
"Your presence is bigger, Guild Leader. Thanks a ton for the save. I fucked up six junior instructors and one mid-level, but that senior one? No way to win. Perfect timing."
"You wrecked the instructors?"
She perked up.
"Yeah. Barehanded."
Key point. A swordsman like me barehanded smashed Martial Arts Guild instructors. Karin would love this.
"Barehanded against a swordsman... Kyahat. Must've bruised their pride. Good job! Worth coming to save ya! Kahak! Cough! Cough!"
She coughed amid her joy.
"Calm down."
"...Yeah."
Sunset glowing.
"Back's warm... Gonna nap a bit..."
Sleeping on a guy's back? Kinda rude.
"Sleep well."
I headed to the Swordsman Guild. Would've called Instructor Seolun's compass, but Karin was asleep, so zipped it.
Here I stand at the Uljiro street corner.