Chapter 265
Chapter 265
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 265
Chapter Title: Those Martial Arts House Bastards
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A transcendent showdown unfolded between monstrous old maids who far surpassed my wildest imagination. Or rather, at first glance, you couldn't even tell they were old maids. They both looked like stunning beauties in their early twenties.
Those who train their mana to the extreme generally don't age.
BOOM!
The only thing clear was that the Martial Arts House's precious dojo was getting utterly demolished. Seeing the roof shatter and the walls crumble made me feel a rush of euphoria, like my brain was flooding with endorphins. Good riddance to these fucking Martial Arts House bastards!
"Mariel! Get the kids out of here!"
"Y-yeah! Got it, Instructor Lizette!"
UWAAAAAHHH!!!
The Sword Guild Master has lost her mind!!!
Our dojooooo!!!
In this madhouse of a world, the Martial Arts House folks scrambled in blind panic just to survive. If there was ever a place that combined pandemonium with utter chaos, this was it.
It was all because I'd beaten the instructors half to death earlier.
There was no controlling the crowd anymore. Mariel and Lizette were running around like headless chickens trying to evacuate everyone, but even Mariel looked on the verge of panic. Their duel was just that insane.
...I'd have to put off my match with Lizette for later.
I reined in my surging power.
"You shameless bitch! I let it slide when you gave me that membership discount last time, but now you're kidnapping my guild member? Must be starving for dick since you're such an old maid!"
"I'm not an old maid, you rude bitchhhh!!!"
Her gauntlets, fitted with vicious claw blades, spread wide. At the same time, a wild burst of blue aura erupted, blocking Karin's transcendent strike!
BOOM!
"I can smell your virginity from here, so what do you mean 'not an old maid,' you mangy cunt!"
"Quit yapping about my virginity, you fucking bitch! You're a virgin too, so shut your trap!!!"
But the superhuman clash wasn't the only thing worth watching.
Karin's mouth was running wild too. Her trash talk was so shocking—I had to stuff my fist in my mouth and huddle up, trembling. Was this how she always talked?
"Finally admitting it, huh!"
"Eek!"
She'd done her time as a mercenary, alright.
Her verbal barrage was unmatched.
Outraged, Liztina unleashed a kick while thrusting her claw hands forward. Her speed was a blur—nothing but afterimages. In less than a second, an uncountable barrage of strikes exploded out.
CLANG!
But Karin parried every single one with sword strokes alone and went on the counterattack.
Speed and skill beyond human comprehension.
I couldn't even process how she blocked it, let alone think about it. At the same time, her violet aura raged wildly, shaking the ground and air as she unleashed devastating sword thrusts.
This big attack, at least, I could follow.
BOOM!
CLANG!
Of course, Liztina was the Martial Arts House Guild Master too.
Just the sheer volume of aura pouring from her gauntlets told you how strong she was. She blocked Karin's thrusts without taking much damage and counterattacked in kind.
Ten claw fingers meant ten blades, and the gauntlets protected up to her elbows, giving her free rein in offense and defense. Transcendent mastery of her weapon!
Maybe I should switch to those too!
It was a perfect deadlock, tigers locked in mortal combat!
Liztina roared and tried to grab the blade. Karin deftly pulled back and raised her sword high, baring her fangs. Another chance seized!
Her downward slash struck like lightning!
BOOM!
But she blocked it!
Crossing her two gauntlets perfectly!
"Hah, blocking that? This bitch has some slick handwork. Then again, you probably rub your pussy all day with those fingers, right?"
Of course, the attack didn't end there. Karin sneered with her vicious words and chained into a flurry of strikes. The blade seemed to multiply into dozens.
"All you fucking know is pussy this, pussy that! Figures for a low-class mercenary mongrel bitch!"
CLANG!
But the flurry came to naught, and it was Liztina's turn. She raked the very air at invisible speeds, charging ferociously and scattering ten blades.
"And all you know is fingering your pussy!"
Karin fired back at Liztina's personal attack!
"I can hear your moaning every damn night from how hard you rub it, you mangy slut! Some of us are trying to sleep, fuck!"
"You cock-sucking bitch won't shut up for one second! And you're one to talk, ramming sword hilts up your pussy every night going 'ahh~ ahh~'—your mouth sure runs!!!"
They traded blows while ripping into each other's crotches! The savagery of their words matched the ferocity of their fight! In every sense of the word!
"You shitty bitch! What swordsman treats her precious hilt like that!"
"That's why it's precious, you mongrel bitch!"
Turns out Liztina had a filthy mouth too! Profanity hidden behind polite speech! She was a powerhouse who'd clawed her way up in this world through brawls!
"And for fuck's sake, manage your pussy juices!!! Your fluids flood the dojo every damn day!!!! I nearly drowned in my sleep last night, you whore!!!!"
I froze like a statue from the shock.
"Bullshit, you spew it like a pro! If anyone's gushing, it's you! Rumor has it the Martial Arts House guys drink your squirt instead of water when they're thirsty!"
"Ha! Recycling my words means I hit a nerve!!"
"Like hell!"
Was this the legendary verbal smackdown of horny old maids at their peak? The sight of them hurling such vulgar filth while unleashing transcendent strikes was straight out of a nightmare.
"Come to think of it, 'old maid' doesn't fit! You must've been gangbanged by mercenaries countless times, you old whore!!"
"Whore? You're the whore, you fuck! You think I don't know you call in the instructors for orgies every night? Even inviting our boys to join!!"
"First you said old maid who just masturbates, now it's orgies? Make up your mind?! Haha!!"
Liztina laughed sadistically.
"You fucking bitch!"
GRRAAAAHHH!!!
Enraged, Karin spun wide, channeling centrifugal force into a massive slash! The wall sliced clean, bricks tumbling down! No way, Karin! Was she really going to lose with words?
"At this rate, there won't be a dojo left! Time to end this, Karin!"
HAAAAAHHH!!!
Provoked, Liztina bellowed too. WHOOSH! A gale whipped up, her long sky-blue hair flying wildly.
Power was concentrating!
The surrounding mana howled savagely, trembling on the verge of explosion!
"Time to end it? What, getting horny and can't hold back anymore? Hey, hey, calm down and go rub one out quick! I'll wait! Gotta respect jerk-off time!"
Unable to stick with virginity, Karin pivoted back to masturbation.
"Can't you fucking shut up! I'll rip out every last pube!"
"Try it, you fucking bitch!!!"
"You asked for it!!! I'll yank 'em all out!!!"
This is insane.
Can't keep up with their banter.
Furious, Karin unbuckled her belt, unzipped her pants, tugged her black panties down just enough to flash her bush, and taunted her! Wait, is this sister nuts?! What the hell is she doing here!
These old maids are out of their minds!
Flash!
Liztina vanished. Not really—just too fast to see!
Reappearing, she unleashed destructive energy from her gauntlets for a finishing blow on Karin!
"It's over, Karin!!!"
Crisis!
Karin's all exposed flashing her bush, no guard up... wait!
I almost screamed but my eyes went wide! The Karin who'd been taunting a second ago now glared fiercely, swinging her sword with savage momentum! A feint!
BOOM.
A deafening roar.
Lethal metal clash, sparks flying spectacularly.
BANG!
Air exploded, debris blasting everywhere. WHOOSH! A wooden chunk shattered walls in all directions. Massive shockwave rocked the building.
Karin had blocked the strike.
"Looser than I thought? How much rubbing does it take to get that sloppy?"
They crossed gauntlets against blade in a test of strength.
"Nngh...! Blocking this...! And it's not loose!"
Karin pressed Liztina, who grimaced.
"Heh heh heh. Not loose? Then why's it gaping? Never been used?"
"Fucking hell...! Easy for you to say...!"
Liztina was clearly losing ground.
Was Karin going to win like this?
Martial Arts House just couldn't beat sword users!
Hiding in the rubble, I cheered quietly. The building was half-collapsed already. Roof mostly gone, no intact walls. Even in property damage alone, Karin's victory was clear!
Only the two deranged old maids and me remained inside. I'd witness the end and call the winner with my own eyes.
"Show me that pussy, you fucking bitch! I'll pop your cherry with my hilt!"
Karin roared savagely for the finisher!
Crack!
"Guh!"
But Liztina's kick smashed Karin's wrist!
Karin faltered at the unexpectedly swift counter.
"Hilt? I'll rip your pubes out myself! Brace yourself!"
And so the fierce exchange raged on.
Cataclysmic booms shattered space and tore the air. Terrifying combat. Neither old maid spoke anymore. They poured everything into felling the other.
So this was a true clash of the strongest.
A scene this unreal—I'd never witnessed anything like it.
Thud!
BOOM!
Endless noise.
They kicked off the ground and vanished.
The earth shook on reappearance.
Collapsing walls.
Just fragments reached me.
Finally, they reappeared, both showing slight fatigue—
"Hah... hah... Look at you, Karin! What the hell are those massive areolas? You been hiding those?"
They were a total mess.
"Wh-what?! Big? The fuck you mean big, you fat-pussy bitch! And you have bush? No man to show it to anyway!"
"Tr-trim it, that's basic hygiene!"
"Everything's basic hygiene!"
The shockwaves had shredded their clothes.
Karin's top was gone, massive tits fully exposed. Liztina's lower half was completely torn off—she covered her top but her bottom was bare, a maniacal sight.
Smooth, pretty pussy without a hair.
Her body was like Cloudy’s... and her pussy too... ah.
Throb.
I got hard.
Sensing my stare, Karin spotted me and waved. Totally unfazed by her exposed tits.
"Oh. You there? Came to rescue you, you little wanker!"
"Who you calling wanker! And thanks! Thought I was done for!"
I yelled back, and Liztina noticed me too.
"Wh-what?! Kyaa, kyaaaaahhh?!?! Why are you still here?! Get out! Get out now!! Hurry up and gooooooo!!!!!!"
She covered her crotch with her gauntleted hand and shrieked hysterically. Face beet red. Walls were mostly gone anyway—might as well be outside.
"What's this old maid bitch screeching like a little girl for?!"
Karin strode up, sword raised high, and swung hard. Topless vs bottomless. Karin had the edge.
"Stop! Karin! He can see! He'll see everything! Please stop, Karin!"
"Kyahaha! This bitch is embarrassed to death!"
Karin's tits jiggled. She didn't care. Liztina retreated, covering her pussy with one hand, defending with the other.
...Shame hits hard, huh.
I wanted to look away out of courtesy, but to see Karin win, I had to watch. Victory seemed hers anyway.
"F-fuck it all!"