What the Hell? My Hyungs Are Here Too?
Women's physical condition improved and grew stronger by the day.
Meanwhile, men — now socially protected beings — grew ever more delicate and frail.
In the year 2000, for the first time, the average height of women surpassed that of men.
And now?
The average height of a Korean man: 161 cm.
The average height of a Korean woman: 172 cm.
A complete gender reversal.
In short, present-day Korea had become a female-dominated society.
And then the women rose up.
They concluded that the root of it all was the feminists and the Ministry of Women's Family Affairs.
Young women wanted to go on dates with men.
They wanted to have children.
Childbirth was a woman's instinct.
So they abolished the Ministry of Women's Family Affairs themselves.
The feminists collapsed.
But the Korean men who had already left never came back.
The age of gender reversal rolled on.
To make matters worse, Korean men — considered adorable — became wildly popular with foreign women.
An already scarce supply of Korean men was being exported overseas.
To overcome the crisis, they imported foreign men.
They offered every kind of welfare benefit imaginable.
But the foreign men couldn't handle the fierce energy of Korean women.
Most of them bolted before long.
And so was born the present-day gender-reversed Korea — a country where simply having a dick was enough to get you treated like nuclear royalty.
Whoa! I don't know which explanation-addict wrote this, but damn — that was a clean summary.
The second I typed "Ministry of Women's Family Affairs" into Naeba, this little wiki-nerd's condensed NamuWiki entry popped right up.
Jackpot.
Whole thing sorted in one shot.
I'd been dreading having to dig through all that myself.
So basically, in this world, if you've got a dick — game over. You win.
Dick equals gold.
Dick equals power.
So what does that make me?
I've got a dick.
I'm an insanely handsome pretty boy.
Plus my cock is massive.
In other words, I'm a dating-sim heroine loaded with every cheat code in the book.
Holy shit.
Life is about to be incredible.
I have no idea why I got dumped into this parallel dimension overflowing with pussy.
And I don't care to know.
Mom and Dad are here.
That's enough.
Family is the one thing I would never trade — not even for my own happiness.
My friends from the original world should still be around too, right?
Hoooooly shiiiiit!
I am so fucking pumped!
All those feminist cunt bitches who tormented me in the original world.
I'm going to chew every last one of them up and spit them out.
Ah — wait.
You can't just chew people up. Gross.
All of them!
I'm going to make them submit and fuck them senseless.
From this day forward, the craziest cock in gender-reversed Korea is mine.
I was sure of it. Absolutely sure........
The craziest cock in gender-reversed Korea!
I'll make them all submit and fuck them all!!! — that's what I swore........
"What are you doing? Pour the soju already, Sihyun."
"Yes, sir! Private Yu Sihyun! Pouring a glass for Sergeant Dongcheol! Loyalty!"
"This bastard is still yelling 'Loyalty!' even after coming to another world. There's no men's military service here, you slippery little shit."
"Even so, once a senior, always a senior, sir!"
"Well, that's true enough. You little punk. Coming to another world and suddenly you know how to say the right thing. You've grown up."
Deputy Manager Dongcheol looked up at me as he spoke.
"Sihyun, you really have gotten tall....... Haah, fuck. Talking about height again is making me depressed."
That's right!
Deputy Manager Dongcheol, and—
"Dongcheol-hyung. You're still better off. You're over 160! Look at me. What even is this? Sihyun. Why am I the only one who didn't even make 160?
—Assistant Manager Seonghyeon, who had become a hobbit, and I were currently sitting together at 2580 Hof.
And so the tragedy of my first golden Saturday night in this world began like this.
Saturday evening, 5 p.m.
My room.
So this is a gender-reversed world where a dick is both wealth and power, right?
I was buzzing.
My plan was to go full setup mode, head to Gangnam, and start reeling in women left and right.
Get street-hunted.
Hit the clubs.
Properly enjoy myself.
For that, I needed party members.
I opened the forbidden fruit.
Pandora's box.
My phone.
— Click!
Fingerprint unlock.
First, check the missed calls.
Unknown number.....
Unknown person..
Unkno.......
Ah, fuck.
The names were saved in the phone, but they didn't exist in my memory.
And most of the names were women.
Damn. This guy.
He was out here pulling women left and right, huh?
This many girls.
I don't know their faces or anything about them, so I'll ignore them for now.
What a waste.
I'll figure them out slowly. No rush.
Time is on my side anyway.
Ah?
It is on my side, right?
It's not like I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning and get shoved back into the original world, right?
Just imagining it is horrifying.
Forget it! Forget it fast.
I'm going to get trauma.
Since most of the missed calls were from unknown women, I opened Katalk.
I fully intended to ignore every single message from those crazy bitches at the office.
Unread Katalk messages.
30,352.
Ah, I'm actually going to lose my mind.
When am I supposed to check all of these?
I tapped the Katalk app button.
Even on a brand-new phone, the chat list took forever to load.
So this is the life of a social butterfly?
I'd better adapt fast.
— Scroll-scroll-scroll!
I flipped through the Katalk room list at lightning speed.
I was afraid to even open them.
2,045!
8,743!
7,787!
Group chats were a lost cause for now.
Way too many unread messages.
Opening them would take forever.
My phone is connected to Wi-Fi right now, right?
If this is eating mobile data, I'm fucked. For real.
Antenna icon!
Thankfully, it was connected to the router.
First, I searched for friends who might be down to hit the club.
— Lee Hochan!
Right. Back in college, Hochan was a total handsome socialite who knew how to party.
Of course, the current me was so far ahead that even Hochan couldn't touch my toes.
Puppy-type nuclear pretty boy with a monster cock, after all.
Still, among my friends, this guy was the best-looking and the best at going out.
If you're going to party, better to roll with nuclear-socialite handsome guys — you'll stand out even more, right?
Lee Hochan.
Lee Hochan.......
Found him!
I fired off a voice call.
— Din-da-din-da-da-dan, din-da-din-da-dan, din-da-din-da-da-dan, din-da-din-da-dan!
Huh? He's not picking up?
One more time.
— Din-da-din-da-da-dan, din-da-din-da-dan!
"Hello?"
Oh, he picked up.
"Yo, what are you doing, you scrub?"
"I'm getting railed three-on-one, you idiot. Hang up."
Ah. Yes........
I'm sorry, hyung-nim.
I am a scrub.
Hochan-hyung-nim is busy having a foursome.
Well, on a golden Saturday evening in a gender-reversed world, a threesome is basically a casual Tuesday.
Ah. So I'm the only trash rolling around at home on a Saturday.
I feel like shit.
Besides Hochan, the next most successful guy would be.........
Nobody?
No matter how hard I wrung out my memories, there was no one.
Ah. I must have lived like a total sucker.
Fuck.
I'm the catch here — why do I even need successful friends?
Might as well call up my shut-in loser friends.
Everyone except Hochan is a loser anyway.
I'll seduce the women myself and plant the telephone poles. Whatever.
Ah, but these bastards are probably just sitting at home jerking off to porn.
— Din-da-din-da-da-dan, din-da-din-da-dan!
"Huh?"
"What are you doing, you pussy Jeong Jiseong?"
"Fucking my girlfriend, you idiot. If you've got nothing to say, hang up."
Yes.
I am a pussy, hyung-nim.
This time, the biggest loser of them all — Kim Gu.
— Din-da-din-da-da-dan, din-da-din-da-dan!
"Yo! Kim Gu, you idiot......"
"Yes? Right now my baby is busy..... Oh my. Baby. Doing it like that down there. Ahhk. Ah... aaaahng."
Ah. Fuck.
Even this Kim Gu loser bastard is fucking a girl right now.
Ah, fuck. The existential crisis is hitting hard.
I feel like I'm going to lose my miiiind~~~ aaaaah~~~
Fine. You scrub bastards.
I'm going to Gangnam alone.
Fuck it.
I'll just carry the whole team myself.
I'm going for a solo pentakill.
You cunt bitcheeees!
.....
..
Even so, drinking and clubbing alone in Gangnam is peak loser behavior, isn't it?
Should I at least call Seonghyeon-hyung and Dongcheol-hyung?
Yeah. If I'm with those hyungs, I'll look insanely good by comparison.
Better than nothing.
Probably?
Dongcheol-hyung first........
D... Do... Dongcheol.....
Found him.
Huh, what?
He'd sent me a ton of messages.
Let's try a voice call.
— Din-da-din-da—
"Yo! Yu Sihyun, you slippery bastard! Why don't you ever check your messages?! I think I'm fucked."
"What's wrong, Sergeant Dongcheol, sir?"
Ah, fuck.
This military speech just comes out naturally the second I talk to Deputy Manager Dongcheol.
It's been over two years since I was discharged.
This is why Korean-style rote education is terrifying.
"Sihyun. You believe me, right? Fuck, even you can't treat me like a psycho. Don't freak out, just listen. Brace yourself."
"Is this about waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror, and discovering you've become an insanely pretty boy? With a monster cock to match?"
"? What the hell are you talking about. Pretty boy my ass. Freeze to death......"
Huh? Not that?
"No, it's not that. I woke up this morning and my height had shrunk to dick-size. And when I went outside, all the women were huge — like goddamn models! Killer figures, stacked top to bottom. How the fuck am I supposed to live now? I already had zero game with women. Shit....... Am I going to die a lonely old bachelor at this rate?"
Oh. So that's it. This Dongcheol ajusshi also came over from the real world into this other world.
But instead of an appearance buff, it looks like he got hit with a debuff?
"And the hair loss is still the same, I take it?"
"Is this bastard joking around. Of course it's the same — you think the world changing is going to grow my hair back? Yo, you fucker. You're mocking me for being bald right now, aren't you?"
Ah, he really got hit with a proper debuff.
Looks like his face stayed the same and only his height got shorter.
"Dongcheol-hyung. Don't panic too much. Look it up online. In this world, the average male height is 161 cm."
"What? 161? For real? So I can still get married?"
"Ah, hyung. I don't know about marriage. Anyway, that's what it says."
"But why are you so calm about this? Everyone else treated me like a total lunatic when I said I woke up and the world had changed."
"Well, same thing happened to me. Just like you, hyung. I woke up and it was another world."
"What! So it's just you, me, and Seonghyeon — the three of us are the only crazy ones?"
"What? Seonghyeon-hyung also woke up to a changed world?"
"Yeah. That's what he said? Apparently his wife has been all over him since morning and he's dying. Keeps groping him and sexually harassing him, he says??"
Haaah. In a gender-reversed world, I guess women's sex drives are raging too.
"Yo, anyway, let's meet up right now. Being alone is going to drive me insane. Even watching TV, it's nothing but fucking women. Seonghyeon's coming to 2580 Hof by 7 too."
"2580? We're going there again? Let's hit Gangnam. I heard men get treated like royalty here — we could pick up some girls, hit a club."
"Ah, fuck off. Too much hassle. Closer to home is best, man. My legs got shorter so walking's a pain now. No wonder they call you slippery. See you at 2580. Bye."
Haaah. Shit.
No wonder they call him an ajusshi.
The man has zero dreams and zero ambition.
I checked the time — already 6:30.
Ah, fuck.
Full setup my ass. I headed out in the exact same clothes I'd worn to the PC bang.
Haah. Day one in another world and everything's already going sideways.
Spending a golden Saturday night with a bunch of middle-aged guys.......