Chapter 39
Translator - Zofu
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Three people took out their lighters at the same time.
"Here!"
"Use mine."
The woman who'd seemed kind narrowed her eyes sharply at the other women like a beast hunting its prey.
"She said she'd borrow mine!"
I took the lighter from the woman who'd seemed kind.
"Thank you."
-Click.
The flame wouldn't catch.
The woman who'd seemed kind cupped her hands around the lighter to block the AC wind.
-Click. Click.
As I took a deep drag, the cigarette lit up nicely.
"Here, thank you."
The woman who'd seemed kind waved both hands side to side in refusal.
"Keep it. It's inconvenient for a smoker not to have a lighter."
"Huh? But you'll be inconvenienced without a lighter too, miss."
"Ah, I'm fine. I'll just buy another one."
Well, I'm grateful she's giving it to me. Huh. Today's weird.
It's like I'm getting a lifetime's worth of kindness from women all in one day.
Is it because this is a gender reversed world?
I sucked in the nicotine deeply and exhaled smoke.
"Huuu..."
Is it just me or does this cigarette taste especially good today?
Lately, my physical condition had been excessively good.
I'd been bursting with several times more energy than usual.
Even after sex, I seemed to recover right away.
After finishing my cigarette and returning to seat 77, I kept feeling women's eyes on me.
And then I heard a couple's conversation.
"Noona, why do you keep looking over there? Do you know someone?"
"No, Chan-young. Don't worry about it and just do what you want."
"What do you mean? I came to the PC bang because of you. What would a guy do at a PC bang?"
"Ah, come on. Just watch a movie or listen to music, Chan-young."
"Ah, seriously, you've changed lately. I want to go home."
"Cha-chan-young. No. I'm sorry. I won't look away again. Forgive me just once, okay?"
"Really, noona?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry Chan-young. I was wrong."
"Then buy me the new PlayStation 5. Then I'll forgive you."
"Chan-young, I have to pay rent this month, and I didn't get a bonus, so my salary's a bit tight."
"I want to go home."
The guy named Chan-young stood up, grabbing his bag.
"No! Chan-young. Chan-young! I'll do anything, even if I have to take out a loan. Don't go. Huh? You're all I have, Chan-young. Really. Please, Chan-young!"
What, what the hell.
What was that fucked-up conversation?
Even in a gender reversed world, women really have it tough.
Looking at the guy, his stomach's fucking huge and his face is like a frog.
Meanwhile, the woman has an exotic supermodel-like appearance and a fucking sexy body.
Ah, should I steal her and have her for myself?
Feeling some NTL vibes.
-Thud!
As I sat back down in seat 77, Hyun-joon mumbled with a hot bar in his mouth.
"Did you go smoke? You reek of cigarettes, asshole."
"Shut up, retard. Finish your hot bar first before you talk."
"Ah, fuck. The taste of my hot bar is ruined because of your cigarette smell, you bastard."
As I was joking around with Hyun-joon like usual, bickering back and forth, my Kakaotalk rang.
-Kakaotalk, Kakaotalk incoming!
I opened my phone and checked Kakaotalk.
It had only been a few days since I came to this gender reversed world...
But Kakaotalk messages were pouring in from women.
In the world I used to live in, it was once or twice a day.
And that was only from the school assistant professor noona for department business, or from female classmates about classes. I never got messages from women otherwise.
Of course, it was partly because this other world was a gender reversed world where the genders were flipped, but I definitely had a beast-like charm that drew women in.
Once that dam broke, women were sweeping toward me like waves.
[Shin Se-kyung: Hi, Si-won. Sorry for leaving the hotel first this morning. Are you free this evening? If you have time, I'll buy you something delicious. Let's meet.]
Se-kyung must have felt bad about just taking from me yesterday, so she was offering to buy dinner.
But today, I already banged that blonde tanning thug from the PC bang.
And tomorrow, I have to meet Hyun-joon's mother.
It's a shame, but it's probably better to meet Se-kyung on the weekend.
Fuck, if this were the world I used to live in, if a girl as pretty as Se-kyung asked to meet, I'd be nervous all day and wouldn't be able to get anything done.
But now, I had so many women to meet that Se-kyung was being pushed back.
As expected, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
I sent a Kakaotalk to Se-kyung.
[Me: Se-kyung. Sorry. I got in trouble at home for staying out last night, so I probably can't go out today. I'll contact you again. Buy me something delicious then.]
[Se-kyung: Really? Well. It can't be helped........ Contact me. Si-won. I'll be waiting for your message. ✿˘◡˘✿]
I could feel Se-kyung's disappointment in her Kakaotalk message.
Well, now that her virginity's been taken, she probably missed this big dick and wanted to see it every day.
No matter how much she masturbates with a dildo while watching porn.
How can that compare to a real man's live big dick!
Then, another Kakaotalk came.
[Blonde Tanning Bitch Han Ji-hye: Hi. Still at the PC bang? I went home first because I wasn't feeling well. Are you free on Wednesday? I'll buy you something delicious. Let's meet.]
Ah, this Blonde Tanning Bitch got fucked so hard today she could barely walk, and now she was hitting me up to meet again on Wednesday.
Fuck, is she jumping at me for sex as soon as her pussy recovers?
Both Se-kyung and Blonde Tanning Bitch said they'd buy me something delicious, but I could see their true intention was to fuck.
Fuck.
If I were in the world I used to live in, when women would hit on guys saying they'd buy them food, this was probably how their simple intentions would look.
That's why they could play hard to get, teasing without giving in.
Kakaotalk rang again!
[Protein Thief Lady: Babe........ We're meeting on Thursday, right? Why are you making me wait like this. Reply when you see my Kakaotalk. I'll come pick you up by car wherever you are. Okay?]
I forgot about the Protein Thief Lady again.
Right, we planned to meet on Thursday.
Damn, this is a situation where even having two dicks wouldn't be enough.
Let's leave the Protein Thief Lady hanging a bit more to make her desperate.
As I was frantically checking the flood of Kakaotalk messages, Hyun-joon checked his own Kakaotalk and urgently said to me.
"Yo, Si-won. You're not busy right now, are you? Just do me one favor, okay?"
"What? What's up. I'm kind of busy these days, you know."
Hyun-joon took out two 50,000 won bills from his wallet and stuffed them into my hand.
"Yo, the 80,000 won I borrowed from you, plus another 20,000 won here! How about it? Deal?"
I looked at the two yellow bills clutched in my hand and said to Hyun-joon.
"Yo! You bastard. You think money solves everything!!!!! You really are a quick adapter to society. Just tell me what to do, hyung. What should this humble me do?"
I humbly accepted the money Hyun-joon gave me and put it in my wallet.
I needed money lately anyway since I had so many women to meet.
I couldn't miss this golden opportunity where 20,000 won just rolled in like this.
Hyun-joon said with a sigh.
"Yeah, it's not about anything else, but my eldest sister bitch. She bragged about me so much to her military seniors, fuck. Those seniors are really targeting me now. They just happened to want to meet today and told me I absolutely have to come. But I have to go to the hospital. So you go instead."
My head was confused.
"Yo, your eldest sister. She went to the army? She's a female soldier?"
Hyun-joon looked at me with an incredulous expression.
"What kind of nonsense is that, retard. Of course women go to the army. Our eldest sister, idiot. She went to the Marines to build up her pride. You came with me when our eldest sister enlisted too. Ugh. You goldfish bastard. Did you forget everything?"
"Uh......... fuck."
I keep forgetting this is a gender reversed world.
Well, I lived almost 20 years in a world where the male-to-female ratio was almost 1:1, so it's normal to have trouble adapting to a gender reversed world in just a few days.
Come to think of it, fuck, the gender reversed world is fucking awesome!
I no longer had to fulfill my mandatory military service.
But.........
If it's an army with no men, only women...
I want to enlist voluntarily no matter what!
"Yo, then. If I meet your eldest sister, I just pretend to be you?"
"Yeah! Please. My sister bitch begged me, saying I'd be dead meat with her seniors if I didn't show up today. Ugh, this fucking nemesis. It's nothing major. Just go to Starbucks for a bit, chat with my eldest sister in front of her military seniors, and come back. Sound good?"
"Yeah. Got it. Well. That's not much to ask..... But what's wrong with you? Why the hospital all of a sudden?"
Hyun-joon let out a long sigh.
"Well. It's something. I'll tell you when the results come out. Anyway, please."
"Yeah, got it. It's not a big deal."
I got up from my seat to pay for the PC bang.
But at the PC bang counter, a male-female couple was paying.
"Noona, you're buying me the PlayStation 5."
"Yeah yeah."
"Noona, you're looking over there again! Ah, seriously!"
A slender, model-like woman kept glancing at me.
Is there something on my face?
Huh? Wait, isn't that the same frog-like pig and model-like girlfriend from earlier?
But,
That woman's boyfriend must be filthy rich.
He's not even 160cm tall.
His face is full of acne.
His stomach sticks out like a jungle drum.
It's so wobbly you could probably shoot arrows at it with a bow.
He's definitely a second-generation chaebol, that's why he's got a girl like that.
I'm jealous.
"32,000 won, please."
The cute part-timer at the counter also glanced at me while processing the couple's payment.
"Chan-young, do you happen to have 2,000 won?"
The woman took out 30,000 won from her wallet.
"Noona, where would I get money from? You know I just hang out at home. Are you stressing me out on purpose?"
"I'm sorry. Chan-young. I'll pay with my card."
"What kind of woman asks her boyfriend to help pay for the PC bang. It's so embarrassing. Only I understand. Noona. Any other guy would have already broken up with you."
The woman silently took out her card and paid.
"I know. I know our Chan-young is kind."
Huh?
Fuck, what kind of fucked-up situation is this.
Could that woman be an angel?
And does that short, pig-faced bastard have no conscience?
Just having such a beautiful girlfriend come to a PC bang with him deserves a deep bow.
No, actually, if a woman like that even had coffee with you once, you'd have used up all your luck for a lifetime.
And he's whining to his girlfriend about paying for the PC bang?
Even for a gender reversed world, this is too much.
The short pig and model couple passed by me.