Chapter 604: Moo-ooh!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 604: Moo-ooh!
Screeeech!
The front door swings open.
“I have returned!”
I stride inside, still clad in my combat uniform. I thought the momentum might break since I had to stop and unlace my combat boots, but—
“Woo-jinnnn!”
Seo Ye-rin immediately charges at me. I catch her in my arms and pull her into a tight embrace.
“Ye-rin!”
“Woo-jin! Woo-jin! Woo-jinnnn!”
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
Ye-rin showers my cheeks and lips with kisses. She hitches herself up, wrapping her legs around my waist, and continues her aggressive display of affection.
“It’s only been three days, stop acting like a fool.”
“Welcome back, Woo-jin.”
I hear Yoo Ah-rin and Choi I-seo’s voices from behind Ye-rin.
Unfortunately, Ye-rin’s kissing is so frantic that I can’t even see them.
“You’ve gotten even prettier since I last saw you.”
“Say that while actually looking at us, you jerk.”
“Sigh, I’ve set the table. You said you wanted Spam, so I made Army Base Stew.”
“Oh! Army Base Stew!”
For some reason, when you’re in the reserve forces, you tend to get fixated on specific foods.
Throughout training, all I could think about was Spam.
Of course, I could have bought some at the PX, but all you can do there is microwave it. You can’t pan-fry it until it’s crispy.
And Army Base Stew with a spicy red broth and ramen noodles, just the way I like it?
I really did pick the right wives.
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
“...Ye-rin, that’s enough.”
I appreciate the love, but if she keeps this up, I’ll never make it past the foyer.
At this rate, there was a non-zero chance I’d drag her straight into the sex room before even touching my dinner.
I’d been backed up for the three days I was in training, after all.
Sniff, sniff. “Woo-jin, you smell like a man.”
“....”
“You’re loaded, aren’t you?”
Ye-rin sensed it like a damn ghost.
Actually, rather than sensing it, she probably just assumed I hadn’t had a chance to release during training and was testing the waters. Either way, her nose for this kind of thing was supernatural.
“Good grief. I’m going to go dish out the rice.”
“Ye-rin. Woo-jin just got home. Get down for a second. I know what you want to do, but you can do it after we eat.”
“Che.”
Ye-rin hopped down with a look of regret, then gave me a mischievous grin.
“Woo-jin, want to wash up together after dinner?”
“Sounds good. I want to soak away the fatigue in the bathhouse.”
You don’t actually do anything incredibly strenuous in the reserve forces, but just walking around in a combat uniform is exhausting in itself.
I went to my room first and stripped off the uniform.
I felt a sense of pride knowing I wouldn’t have to wear it again until next year, but at the same time, the thought of having to go through this again next year made me dizzy.
When I finished changing and came out, everyone was gathered at the dining table.
“Yo, you’re back.”
Oh Yun-ji looked strangely cheerful.
“You look a bit gaunt. Was the training hard?”
Senior Ju-hee immediately began checking my physical condition.
“Should I put in three packs of ramen? Or four?”
Choi Jin-ah asked about the noodles right away.
Ah... this is it.
This was my everyday life.
Maybe it was because it was raining, but the military had felt so gray and bleak. Now that I was back at our house, everything felt brilliantly vivid.
...Though that might just be because the girls’ hair colors are so vibrant.
Looking at them like this, they were sparkling like a rainbow. Even if I tried to coordinate them, I couldn’t have done a better job.
Anyway, I sat down and began my home-cooked meal.
Army Base Stew eaten outside the base. Could there be any food more moving than this?
“How was the food there?”
“Oh, I’m curious too. I heard people call it ‘jjam-bap’?”
I hesitated for a moment at Choi I-seo and Choi Jin-ah’s questions. The food I ate there...
“To be perfectly honest, it wasn’t bad. Even when I was on active duty, the taste wasn’t terrible. But this time, there were a lot of really unique menus.”
“Unique menus?”
“They gave us whole grilled eel. I was seriously shocked.”
I was so amazed that I brought it up, but the moment she heard it, Seo Ye-rin shouted:
“Why are you trying to seduce us, Woo-jin?! Wait until after dinner!”
“...Did I just seduce you?”
As I looked around with a bewildered expression, Yoo Ah-rin let out a sigh.
“He wasn’t seducing anyone, so stop reacting to every little thing. He only acts like this because you keep egging him on.”
“I am the mother of a child! I cannot let such a provocation slide!”
“Then act like a mother, you idiot!”
“I’m trying to make a sibling for Yu-na, just like a good mother!”
They were fighting again.
I thought to myself that the noise in this house would never truly die down, but then I found myself nodding naturally. This was home.
“Sibling, my ass.”
Oh Yun-ji chimed in.
She stopped eating and pointed her chopsticks at Choi I-seo, who was sitting across from her, with a sharp gaze.
“Do you have any idea how many condoms she bought yesterday? By my estimate, it’s at least a week’s worth.”
“...?!”
“Hey, he-hey!”
Choi I-seo tried desperately to cover Oh Yun-ji’s mouth, but she couldn’t reach across the distance.
As I stared at Choi I-seo in shock, Seo Ye-rin immediately jumped back in.
“Don’t underestimate Woo-jin! That much is a piece of cake for him! He’s been saving it up for three whole days!”
“Ugh, we’re eating...”
“Gross.”
Senior Ju-hee and Choi Jin-ah grimaced in disgust. Even I thought talking about that at the dinner table was a bit much.
“Just eat your dinner, Ye-rin.”
“Woo-jin! Tell them! Tell them you’re not some weakling! They’re looking down on you way too much!”
Since she was making such a big deal out of it, I was actually getting curious.
“How many did you buy?”
I am Kim Woo-jin.
A man who has been eating well and growing strong since childhood.
If someone were to ask me what my greatest strength was, I was confident enough to say it was down there without hesitation.
If Korea were a country as advanced in adult films as Japan, I was the kind of man agencies would be tripping over themselves to cast in a series like The Secret Private Life of the Uju Group’s Youngest Son.
That was me, Kim Woo-jin.
No matter how many Choi I-seo had bought, I had a certain level of confidence.
Moreover, I was currently in a state of having ‘aged’ for three days.
Having endured and held back while surrounded by men in the barracks, I had my own pride.
“I bought about -- of them.”
The moment I heard the number Choi I-seo whispered with a sigh, I asked her in a panic.
“Y-you’re planning on doing it that many times?”
“...I just bought them in advance. Just in case.”
“Ah, right?”
That gave me a heart attack.
I mean, that amount was practically factory-level stock.
Oh Yun-ji, listening to the conversation, let out a hollow laugh and delivered a follow-up blow.
“What is this, a fallout shelter? I’ve heard of families stocking up on emergency rations just in case, but I’ve never seen a house stocking up on condoms ‘just in case.’”
“....”
Choi I-seo lowered her head even further.
Her face was beet red.
She probably regretted buying so many the moment she got home.
* * *
“Haaa, this feels great.”
“...You didn’t pee in there, did you?”
“Don’t talk nonsense.”
After dinner, the bathhouse.
I’ve always thought having a bathhouse in the basement was a blessing, but today it felt especially so.
As I soaked in the hot tub to relax my muscles, Choi Jin-ah was swimming around next to me like a tadpole.
“Hey, stay still. You’re splashing water everywhere.”
“Why don’t you join me, Woo-jin? They say moving around right after eating helps you gain less weight.”
“If you didn’t want to gain weight, you shouldn’t have eaten Army Base Stew.”
“....”
Splash, splash.
Choi Jin-ah ignored me and kept swimming.
Watching her pale buttocks bobbing in and out of the water, I felt my lower half heating up—and it wasn’t because of the hot water.
Should I pounce?
“...Did you just say that out loud?”
“Ahem.”
I must have accidentally voiced my inner thoughts.
But what did it matter?
Isn’t the chase part of the joy of the hunt for a predator?
Besides, sex is exercise, so it helps with weight loss.
I wasn’t entirely sure about that part, but surely moving vigorously and sweating would make something come out.
Whether it was fat or semen.
“Ahem, Jin-ah?”
“Ugh, I should have listened when Yun-ji told me to be prepared before coming in here.”
Despite her words, Choi Jin-ah didn’t actually try to get away.
In fact, she was slowly swimming closer to me.
Clack.
The door opened, and a cold draft blew in. I figured Seo Ye-rin, who said she’d join us, had finally arrived.
“What took you so lo—”
But the person standing at the entrance couldn’t be described as just Seo Ye-rin.
Well, it was Seo Ye-rin.
But she looked like some kind of mythical being.
“Hehe.”
A succubus.
Yes, a succubus was currently approaching me with a playful smile.
She wore a soaking wet white shirt.
Beneath it, I could see a spotted bikini and cow ears on her head.
Following in the footsteps of Dinosaur Choi I-seo and Cat Yoo Ah-rin...
It was Cow Ye-rin.
She sidled up to me and asked with a smirk.
“You can use them all, right?”
The way she swayed her hips demanded an answer.
I could only nod blankly.
Whether I could or couldn't, I wouldn't be a man if I didn't say yes here.
“I thought the timing was perfect! So I’ve been saving this to show you when you got back!”
The perfect timing?
“What, is there a specific season for wearing that?”
Choi Jin-ah asked grumpily, feeling like her turn had been snatched away.
As if waiting for that question, Seo Ye-rin cupped her underboob and laughed.
“The milk... it’s still coming out.”
You are so dead tonight.
