Chapter 6
Chapter 6
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 6
Chapter Title: Pussy Mia (6)
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Clearly no one was there, yet a voice echoed all the same.
“Wh-what is it! Where’s it coming from? Am I losing it?”
-Hey. Forgot our contract already? Th-this voice...?
“Mia? I-is that really you? We contracted, right? Yesterday with the tongue kissing, biting, sucking... that wasn’t a dream, was it? Haaah, what a relief. But where are you? I can’t see you.”
-I’m inside your body right now. Recovering! “I-I see. But... Mia? Your tone’s a little different... isn’t it?”
-Haa... So clueless. That’s virgins for you. Sarcasm dripped from the voice.
The sweet goddess who’d comforted me so politely right up until I blacked out... she was gone.
Shocked into silence, her words pressed on.
-Jun-young, quit spacing out. We’ve contracted now, so time to get to work, yeah? “L-lies. No way. Who are you! Where’s the beautiful, kind, sexy Mia!”
-Eh... huh? Hehe, good eye at least... “You bastard. You’re that demon chasing Mia! Show yourself! Give her back right now!”
-Hey, hear me out... “Sniff, Mia. Where are you? Big bro’s sorry. Promised to protect you but passed out... Mia... Miaaa!”
-Hey! Listen to me! “Huh, heup.”
Suddenly, black mist swirled into existence right in front of me, quickly coalescing into a human shape.
Fluff, fluff—.
The mist parted moments later, revealing...
“Fuuu... Making me waste energy on stupid crap?”
A girl stood there.
The woman who emerged from the mist.
“A-a kid?”
The figure before me was a girl who looked about elementary school age.
And buck naked. Ack, I’m done for!
“Wh-who are you?”
“The beautiful, kind, sexy Mia you’ve been pining for... that’s me.”
“L-lies! No way!”
“This is the real deal!”
“No way a pint-sized elementary brat is Mia... Gak!”
A sharp pain cracked across my temple, sending me tumbling to the floor like something out of The Matrix.
I shook my head and staggered back up, only to see the kid with a throbbing vein bulging on her forehead.
The little brat flashed a cheeky grin and spoke up.
“Wanna go quietly, or beaten into quiet?”
I’d planned to demand Mia back even if the Demon King himself appeared—but violence was terrifying.
“J-just quietly. But you already... Heup, quietly. Fist down first.”
Moments later, I sat before the kid insisting she was Mia.
Hold on. “Loli Mia” has a weird ring to it...
Anyway, kneeling before her, I listened to the rundown on our contract.
“Okay, first off, our souls are linked now. Got it?”
“M-Mia, please go back to normal...”
“Shh!”
Agh! Hit! Hit again!
“Ahem. Gotta use the stick with you virgins before you listen.”
Being called a virgin by a loli stung. I might develop a taste for this...
“Yesterday was rushed, couldn’t explain jack. So today, rundown time. Response?”
Never thought I’d feel like a 30-year-old private reenlisting. With a loli superior, no less!
“Y-yes, I’ll listen good.”
“Good. First... I’m hungry. Got food?”
“...”
Moments later, I stared blankly as she chugged cereal and milk from the bowl.
Gulp, gulp, gulp—.
“Kkh, khaaa. F-feels like living again.”
She let out a groan like some uncle downing a shot of rice liquor, then wiped her mouth on her forearm. Still not satisfied, she dunked her head into the bowl and lapped up the dregs.
Watching her...
“You a beggar or something?”
“Wh-what! N-no! I starved way too long!”
Her face flushed beet red as she yanked her head free.
“Last night you had milk and tuna...”
“Baby food! That fills you up?!”
She sure looked like a kid.
I narrowed my eyes at her, and sure enough, she blew up.
“What’s with that look?!”
“N-no, nothing.”
She glared daggers for a second, then frantically switched topics.
“Ahem! Belly’s full, so back to the explanation! Remember me talking straight into your head? We’ll start there.”
-Nothing to it. Just think at me in your head. Try it. -...
“...”
“... Not hearing it?”
“One more time.”
I focused. Talking in my head to the loli. Receive my message!
She couldn’t wait out my brief concentration and prodded impatiently.
“Hey, put some focus into...”
-Loli glutton brat. “...”
“Haha, still nothing? Guess I got no talent... Gak!”
I took another smack to the head.
“... Sniff.”
“Next, shout ‘Status.’ Hurry! One, two!”
Hold up. Who counts that fast?
“S-Status!”
The moment I shouted, a semi-transparent window unfurled before my eyes with a whoosh.
“F-freakin’ awesome...”
The holographic contract had been mind-blowing enough, but conjuring this mystery with my own voice hit different.
“Hey, quit staring. Message incoming—hit confirm.”
[Succubus Mia requests ‘Info Share.’ Accept?] [Yes] [No] I desperately wanted to smash the right button, but fearing another hit, I grudgingly tapped Yes.
⚔ STATUS ⚔ 👤 User: Choi Jun-young (Human Male, Lv. 19, 30yo) ❤️ HP: 15/15 💦 Libido: 200/200 Stats ⚡ Strength: 24 💨 Agility: 18 🧠 Intelligence: 21 💭 Mental Power: 16 🍀 Luck: 1,000 Talents 💦 Libido: S 🍆 Big Cock: A 🍳 Cooking: D Skills Essence Absorption (R, Active/Inactive) - Grants pleasure to target. Earn points based on their sexual arousal. Lv. 0: Libido Cost (60 per hour) Status Contract (Succubus) - Contract Bonus: Random Skill Gacha Coupon +1 Status System Usage Fee Status. (Days Remaining: 30) - First month free. (Penalty on overdue. Soul penalty after 5 days overdue.) (Prepaying multiple months? No human-world present value discounts.) Remaining Points: 0 The little brat toddled over and peered into my status window.
“Lemme see... L-Level 19? You, you’re totally!”
Totally?
“Totally weak! Not just any virgin—HP’s pathetic, and Libido... Hiiik! Two hundred?!”
“L-Libido’s supposed to be high, right?”
“... Stallion freak. You even human?”
This loli just cussed me out, right? Or is it a compliment? Stallion... Heh heh.
Anyway, this stat screen was straight out of a game.
“Totally like a game stat screen.”
“Hehe. The system from that other-dimension succubus I mentioned yesterday. Pretty cool, huh?”
One measly succubus’s magic gets officially adopted across the demon realm? That succubus a Steve Jobs type?
“Not just the contract—the whole system by her? Decades ago, you said? No one dreamed of VR interfaces back then...”
“Told you, other dimension! Tech levels and time flow differ by world! Whatever, lemme explain the numbers. Pay attention.”
“Um, but... you really Mia...?”
“How many times I gotta say it? I’m keeping small to recover right now.”
“B-but yesterday you were so sweet and...”
“Total moron. Had to be, to get you to contract! I was wiped yesterday—if I’d talked like this, would you have? Nailed the acting, right? Copied my big sis a bit.”
“That’s too much. So the sister stuff and Demon King... all lies too?”
“Eh? Uh, n-no... that’s real. Sis got nabbed by the Demon King, so I gotta grind points to bail her.”
“And the virgin part...?”
“That’s true t—Hey! Want a smack?”
“W-wait. Just one, one more question!”
“... What?”
“Yesterday you said... after contract and recovery, you’d do anything...?”
I blurted it desperately.
“Anything? What’s that?”
“You know... contract, then recover strength, anything I want...”
“Ohhh, that?”
She nodded like it just clicked, flashing a impish grin.
“Total bluff.”
“... Huh?”
“Bluff! Why would I do it with an ugly dork like you? I got eyes!”
“R-really too harsh. You promised!”
“Not in the contract.”
“Contract’s void! Cancel it!”
“Even though the price is your soul?”
“... Huh?”
“Shoulda read the fine print.”
“N-no way.”
I went pale as ash, eyes dead, and Mia flinched before patting my shoulder to console me.
“B-but don’t be too bummed. You lucked out big time? Lifetime shot for a normie.”
She launched into perks—skills, stats, contract benefits—but none of it registered.
She tricked me. Sure, I was buzzed, but I loved her!
I vowed to wait out her recovery, however long.
Endure, and someday I’d reach her pussy.
But her blunt words dashed that. No pussy waiting at journey’s end.
Demon toying with a 30-year-old virgin’s pure heart!
“Po... mi.”
The word slipped past my lips, and she reacted with an “Ung?”
“Jun-young, you listening to my explanation? Got a question?”
Up till yesterday, that pitiful voice had called me “Jun-young oppa.”
Without thinking, anger laced my call.
“Pomi.”
“Huh? Pomi? What’s that? You calling me?”
“Said you’d do it but tricked me. No pussy. Pussy’s Mia now. Short for Pomi... Gak!”
My last memory was loli Mia’s right hook whipping through the air at blinding speed.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ “Groan, groan.”
I touched my right cheek. Why’s it hurt so bad?
Memories flooded back—from picking up the stray cat, realizing it was a wounded succubus, contracting with her...
Yeah. Shared a deep kiss sealing the contract, passed out, woke up to...
The vivid flash of that tiny fist striking like lightning!
“Aaack! Lo-loli succubus!”
I jolted upright in shock at the memory of my jaw snapping from her pint-sized hook—
Crack!
“Aak!”
“Kyaaang!”
Something slammed hard into my forehead.
And two screams.
“Ugh...”
Rubbing my forehead, I blinked my eyes open to see the brat sprawled on the floor.
Still naked, her splayed legs left everything on vulgar display.
She clutched her forehead, rolling side to side with a pitiful whine before staggering up.
Tears brimmed in her eyes.
“Hey, Choi Jun-young! You wanna die? Ow, it hurts!”
Right. Her name’s Pomi. The shrunken form of my contracted succubus “Mia,” powering down for recovery.
Shrinking took other things with it too... like tits. And manners...
-What’d you say? “Huh, hek! H-heard that?!”
Her eyes narrowed to slits as she bellowed.
“Call me Pomi one more time. I’ll shrink you smaller.”
Pomi from Pussy Mia, so smaller’d be...
“Heup!”
S-such a wicked bitch. I’ll keep calling her Pomi! In my head—what’s she gonna do?
“Hey, Mia. You said 25 yesterday? You know I’m thirty...”
“Why? Banmal comfy now?”
“Eh? N-no? Just feels friendly, hehe.”
Pomi smirked at my stammer, picking up right where we’d left off before I blacked out.
“You didn’t hear a word earlier, huh? One more time—open the stat screen again.”
“... Status!”