Chapter 5
Chapter 5
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 5
Chapter Title: Pussy Mia (5)
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Like this, my virginity getting forcibly outed? And that whole thirty-year-old wizard story turned out to be real...
If you're a virgin until thirty, you can become a black mage! Provided your dick is big!
"But I'm thirty, yeah... though by Korean age, I'm only in my late twenties..."
"It's around thirty on average, doesn't have to be exactly thirty. It varies from person to person, but Oppa, your... your thing looks so impressive. You can tell right away you've got massive yang energy... Oh god, what am I even saying?!"
She bonked herself on the head with her fist. It was too damn cute.
'Am I already head over heels for her?'
While I grinned like an idiot, staring at her adorable antics, she kept talking.
"Oppa probably met the contract conditions a few years ago. Just being near you makes my heart race like crazy... Wh-what do I do?"
'What do you mean, what do you do? I'm going nuts here too.'
I wanted to pounce on her right then as she gazed up at me with those watery eyes, but I barely held back, remembering how she was struggling just to maintain her human form.
Still, getting found out that I had zero experience at this age. How hilarious must that be from a succubus's perspective?
I put on my best poker face.
"Ahem! Sure, I'm a virgin and all, but..."
"Ah... Oh? Ah! Hehe. Come to think of it, we're the same then."
"Huh? Same how?"
"I-I'm... still a virgin too..."
"Let's do it."
"Eh, ehhh?!"
"Let's do it. The contract. Right now."
A virgin declaration from Mia, a full-fledged succubus! I accepted without a second thought.
The past thirty years of safeguarding my virginity must've all been for you, my dear.
"So, Mia, how exactly do we do this contract thing?"
"Ah! Hehe, well, you see! Eek!"
In her excitement, she jumped up but then plopped back down, clutching at her naked body.
'Ugh, a succubus acting all innocent like that! That's what gets a guy! Wait, no. She's a succubus, so it's all calculated, right? Mia, you scary girl!'
"Oppaaaaa, could you sit down? I'm so embarrassed..."
"Oh, uh, yeah! I'll sit. Gotta sit."
No option to grab her clothes or anything.
As I plopped down on the floor, Mia slowly closed her eyes.
She kept clutching the blanket tight with her left hand while extending her right palm forward.
"Huuuu..."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ A blue glow gathered above her right hand. Ding! An A4-sized holographic window popped up. "Th-this is the contract? Thought it was fantasy, but it's straight-up sci-fi?"
"Ah...? Hehe. Yeah, it's your first time seeing it. It's been like this for decades!"
'Decades?'
"Um, Mia... miss? Just how old are you, by any chance...?"
I blurted it out in shock, and she snapped her eyes wide open, yelling.
"No, it's not like that! I'm twenty now! A senior succubus told me!"
"Ah, got it. Sorry."
Accepting my apology, she relaxed her glare and continued explaining.
"I mentioned there are multiple dimensions besides the human world and demon world, right? Apparently, there are other human worlds and demon worlds like ours. This is a spell developed by a succubus from one of those demon worlds. Her name was... Vizhu or something? Anyway, she's a genius. The previous previous Demon King imported it so our demon world wouldn't fall behind."
Other human and demon worlds on top of ours? Mind blown by the scale.
While I sat there dumbfounded, Mia rubbed her thumb over the contract a few times.
A stream of text scrolled up the screen.
"N-not a big deal or anything. See, right at the very end, there's the signature spot?"
"W-wait a sec! Mia, even if we're into each other, I still gotta read it first."
"I-into...? It's really nothing, Oppa. Are you doubting me?"
"My family motto is 'Never sign without reading.' Especially with people close to you..."
"Ah, w-wait. Oppa. Oppaaaaa!"
I yanked her right wrist and scrolled the hologram up frantically.
'This is just like a smartphone.'
Luckily, it responded to me too, and I got back to the top.
"Hmm, let's see."
Feeling her soft skin as she squirmed in my grip, I read slowly.
⚔ CONTRACT ⚔ [Monster Usage Contract - Succubus] Human ________ (hereinafter "Party A") and Succubus _________ (hereinafter "Party B") hereby enter into the following contract under the terms below. Article 1 (Purpose) This contract aims to agree on the necessary matters for Party A and Party B to utilize each other's power and to fulfill them with sincerity and good faith. Article 2 (Definitions) Specific terms used in this contract are defined as follows. For other terms where Party A and Party B disagree, demon world law and Demon King precedents apply. 1. Essence Extraction: The act of drawing out essence from a target based on arousal. 2. Essence Absorption: Absorbing extracted essence and converting it to points. 3. Points: Energy used in the demon world, the exchange unit for acquiring various abilities after this contract. ... Article 7 (Point Distribution) Points obtained by Party A and Party B during activities shall be split 50/50 equally, with 5% each further distributed to "Party C" from their respective shares... "Waaah! Waaaah!"
I was meticulously reading the fine print when Mia suddenly shrieked and slapped her hands over the contract.
"Wh-what's wrong?!"
"Ahh, Oppaaa, it hurts so much! If we don't contract right now, I'm gonna disappear...!"
She kept peeking at me with a pained expression. She no longer had the strength to hold the blanket, propping herself up with her left hand instead.
Of course, the blanket sprawled on the floor, revealing that pink...
'Th-those gorgeous tits disappearing?! No way!'
"C-contract! Let's contract quick!"
'Yeah, a cute, sweet succubus like this wouldn't trick me. Looks legit enough, and what's she even gonna scam outta me anyway?'
Suddenly, that Japanese porn I watched recently flashed in my mind.
Title: 'Insurance Lady's Pillow Sales!'
Desperate success stories of them using their bodies to close deals. Guys who fiercely refused at first end up caving to the flesh assault, bang once, and sign up.
'Point is, they signed but still got laid, right? Win-win! Yeah, she's a succubus anyway. Even if she tricks me, she'll still fuck me!'
I nodded to Mia, and she beamed, scrolling the contract to the end.
No longer bothering to cover her chest, she shoved the hologram in my face after flipping to the last page.
"Oppa, see that box there?"
"Oh, yeah. Bigger than I thought? Just sign with my finger?"
"No! Lips!"
"...?"
"Jeez, look. See that side?"
She poked her head around from the other side. The final page was semi-transparent, letting us face each other across it.
Our eyes met, and she grinned, opening her mouth.
"Press your lips there."
'Wait, does that mean...?'
"Th-then you on the other side?"
"...Yeah."
She squirmed bashfully.
'Kyaa! Succubi even make contracts hot! Kiss contract! Wait... doesn't that mean we could go further? She's a succubus, after all. Combining dick and pussy across the contract sounds way steamier.'
I eyed her ass line and smirked lewdly.
"Heh heh. Once the contract's done, we can go all out anyway."
"...?"
Imagining the pink paradise post-contract, I looked at her, but she just tilted her head innocently.
No more words. I pressed my lips to the contract window.
It felt cool, like kissing a sheet of saran wrap in mid-air.
"Oppa, don't forget to stick out your tongue too."
'Tongue! Tongue!'
Not just a kiss contract—a deep kiss one!
"Sti—"
"In a bit!"
I reflexively thrust my tongue out at her prompt and got scolded.
Thump, thump.
Heart pounding wildly at the thought of our first kiss.
'Why's she teasing in this situation! Normal operation. Norma—'
As I pounded my chest, her closed eyes approached from the other side, growing larger.
Thought about closing mine romantically, but I wanted to watch her lips on me, so I kept them wide open.
Finally, our hot lips met across the thin contract window.
'N-now stick out my tongue... Mmph, mmf?!'
"Chup... slurp, ahmm... chup..."
All my mental simulations of tongue moves went blank.
Instinct took over as we explored each other's tongues. My fully erect beast throbbed against her belly.
"Chup, mm... slurrrp. Haa... haa... Mia, contract done now, right? Can I... uh, whoa?!"
Forcing myself off those lips I could've sucked forever to ask, my head suddenly spun.
"Huh? Wh-what? Why's it... spinning... booze coming back up... gotta... fuck..."
The yellow blanket rushed at my face, and I blacked out.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ I jolted upright!
"...!"
Eyes snapping open, I scanned the room.
Same old room, same mattress.
The feel of her tongue still vivid...
"...Was it a dream?"
No trace of the stray cat from last night or the woman it turned into, even if I searched with my eyes peeled.
"Ha, haha! Uhahaha! ...Haa. Damn it, idiot. How'd you not realize it was a dream midway?"
'No way some fantasy shit happens. Not like I'm middle schooler. Thirty years old, embarrassing as hell...'
I accepted it as fact that last night was a dream, but the emptiness lingered.
"Fuck, too much. If it's a dream anyway, couldn't it let me smash once properly? What's with the kiss, a kiss?!"
-Hey.
"What, if I don't know sex, I shouldn't even dream? But then kissing too... Ugh, but her tongue game was killer."
-Hey!
"Mia, Oppa loved you so much. Fuck... If I could draw, I'd sketch you right now... Blame this hopeless Oppa! Your face was so pretty... Face wasn't all, body was slamming! Voice too..."
-Yah! Choi Jun-young!
"Yeah, voice this sexy... Huh? Still half-asleep?"
-Hey, gonna snap out of it or not?
Her clear voice jolted me wide awake.