Chapter 17
Chapter 17
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 17
Chapter Title: Loser's Rebellion? (4)
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- Fucking Yeon Du is that guy's sexual fantasy.
One casual remark from Pomi, and suddenly heat rushed to my head as my vision flipped.
- What? You little shit...
I hurriedly pulled up Kim Tae-hyung's stats.
But...
⚔ STATUS ⚔ 👤 Target: Kim Tae-hyung (Human Male, Lv 29, 24yo) 💭 Sexual Fantasy: Sweet kiss while gazing at the night view with Yeon Du I stared at Pomi in disbelief, and the little brat stuck out her tongue with a mocking "bleh."
- It was a lie, right? Exactly, who told you to mess around with my name? What? Yeon Du's not a girl?
- There are jokes you can make and ones you can't. You pull this kind of prank? You punk, I'll deal with you in the bath later. Gonna make you piss yourself crying.
As I vented my anger, Pomi squealed "Eek, lolicon!" and scampered off.
Her thoughtless succubus prank filled me with rage, but at the same time, I felt relief that it was just a joke.
'Damn it, does that mean I'm seeing Yeon Du as a woman like she said? No way. Little sisters' boyfriends are always annoying by default. Yeah, I was just mad as her big bro.'
Meanwhile, Pomi, who had run off, slunk back soon enough, looking bored since I wasn't chasing her.
- This is no fun.
- Sigh... Can't you just stay put for once? Are you five or what? I even turned on the computer games for you, so why follow me and make things harder!
- No one else coming? If not, I'm gonna sleep.
This jerk forces a hard-mode quest on me, hits me with shitty jokes that make my heart race, and now she's off to bed?
- Whew... The hall works in shifts of six, so just one's left today.
- I'll watch that one and crash!
An hour later, as Mia was nagging me about when the last one would show and I was snapping back that how the hell should I know, she finally appeared.
"Everyone, sorry I'm a bit late."
She breezed past the kitchen with a greeting.
- Phew, finally. That's her. Name's Lee So-eun. Just show me her 'eyes' and let's sleep. Status!
⚔ STATUS ⚔ 👤 Target: Lee So-eun (Human Female, Lv 18, 25yo) 📏 Measurements: 168cm, 47kg, B91 W63 H90 📊 Difficulty: Easy 💖 Status: Non-virgin | Safe day ❤️ Stamina: 17/20 | Orgasm: 0/100 😊 Favor: +20 (Acquaintance) | Submission: +20 (Positive) 🔥 Lewdness: +60 (Lewd) ⚡ Stats: Str 16 | Agi 15 | Int 24 | Wil 19 | Luck 20 🎭 Talents: Seductress C | Black Widow D | Beauty C 🔒 Fetishes: Hematophilia (Rulebreaker, Weak) | Brachioproctophilia (Big Dick Fetish, Mid) | Gangbang Preference (Weak) 🎯 Erogenous Zones: Throat | Vaginal Walls | Anus | Back 💭 Sexual Fantasy: Go all night with a guy with a huge dick Holy shit.
I was marveling at Lee So-eun's slutty stats window when Pomi yawned lazily.
- Yawwwn... thith one'th tho thloppy. Ah, her mouth too...
- Finish yawning before you talk.
- Yawn. You won't even need skills for Lee So-eun. Her vibes are decent too... and you're packing, right?
Pomi said it lightly, but seeing "Seductress" and "Black Widow" in the stats made her seem like bad news if provoked.
Plus, I already had my hands full with Joo Na-young's quest.
Trying to conquer two women from the same workplace at once? My experience with women was way too thin for that.
Anyway, Lv 41, delinquent vibes, big dick fetish black widow...
Is our shop really okay like this?
And her fetishes—voyeurism, scent fetish, masochism, bully complex, rulebreaking, big dick preference... total chaos.
- Are there really this many weirdos normally?
- Everyone has all sorts of fetishes they don't even know about. Way more people go through life unaware or suppressing them. And from what my sis told me, this is nothing. There are folks who get off on blood or corpses, asphyxiation fetishes, and...
- Hey, stop. I gotta make food now... And hearing more makes me scared to check anyone's stats.
A bit later, as Lee So-eun changed and headed to the hall, Mia spoke up.
- Jun-young, I'm crashing now. So sleepy.
- Yeah, after stuffing your face with ham and getting all full, sleep's hitting hard, huh?
- Hehe. Call me when your shift ends!
With that, she dissolved into black mist and slipped into my body.
My shoulders were aching too, so I checked the time and spoke to the two kitchen guys.
"I'm gonna take a quick break."
"Sure, rest up. Yeon Du-na, you too."
"I'll just watch this pot a sec."
Rolling my stiff shoulders, I headed to the hall, where the usually bustling staff were huddled in a corner.
"...full of it."
"...doing it."
What the? Why's the vibe like this?
I quickened my pace.
As I got closer, their words came into focus.
"Na-young, hold it together. Okay? Opening time's almost here."
"Ugh, come on. Who's gonna hit me or something? Let go."
"We can talk after shift."
"Last time too, she bailed right after."
Kim Tae-hyung and Joo Na-young's voices.
"Hey, you planning to keep being late?"
Joo Na-young was tilting her chin up at the latest arrival, Lee So-eun.
As I approached, eavesdropping, Min Hyo-min, watching the spat, spotted me and turned.
Her troubled expression softened into a relieved smile.
What's so great, Ms. Lv 41?
You don't expect a Lv 19 like me to fix this, right?
But nope, that was exactly it.
She rushed over as soon as I arrived and started explaining.
"So-eun was late, and Bong-gwan didn't say much, so Na-young's pissed."
"No, I..."
Hyo-min lightly pushed my back, and my feet automatically headed toward Joo Na-young.
This Lv 41 strength!
Even Kim Tae-hyung, holding back Joo Na-young, looked relieved.
Damn it, don't give me those eyes! I don't wanna butt in!
I wanted to show them my level and tell them to handle it themselves.
Ugh, being older is a crime, being the boss's friend is a crime... I tried talking to Joo Na-young.
"Hey, Na-young, cool it for now. I'll chew out So-eun for you."
"Hey, sis! Say something!"
Joo Na-young ignored me completely.
"Sorry, Na-young. I was pretty late today, huh?"
"Today? We work together three days a week, and you've never been on time once."
"Next time, I'll come super early and prep everything. Cool off, okay?"
Lee So-eun smiled placatingly.
Meanwhile, Kim Tae-hyung awkwardly grinned at being ignored, then stepped forward again.
"Na-young, she's apologizing, so... okay?"
Joo Na-young had vented a bit, and with Lee So-eun humbling herself, she seemed to calm down some.
Maybe it'd blow over like this—then Huh Bong-gwan, who'd been looming silently, jumped in.
"Fuck, Joo Na-young. You always on time? Huh? Never been late? Little shit mouthing off in front of noonas and hyungs? Me and Hyo-min did all the work."
Oh, you hothead Huh Bong-gwan. Just keep looming quietly—why explode now!
Stunned by the sudden cursing, Joo Na-young's eyes flashed with venom.
"I was on time? Ugh, you come early 'cause you got nothing better, and now you're bitching?"
"Hey, Joo Na-young. You just sassed me?"
"Hyo-min sis, I was on time, right?"
Min Hyo-min fidgeted as the arrows turned to her.
Hey, Lv 41, why you scared? You outlevel both— just crush 'em.
As I silently cheered her on, Shin Ji-ah, stuck to her like glue, jumped in as relief pitcher.
"If you're gonna fight, do it yourselves. Don't drag Hyo-min sis into it."
Look at that guts. Come to think of it, I hadn't checked her stats yet.
⚔ STATUS ⚔ 👤 Target: Shin Ji-ah (Human Female, Lv 21, 21yo) 📏 Measurements: 164cm, 50kg, B79 W57 H80 📊 Difficulty: ??? ❤️ Stamina: 14/23 ⚡ Stats: Str 14 | Agi 18 | Int 28 | Wil 24 | Luck 28 🎭 Talents: Female Caressing C | Obsession C | Beauty D Pomi was asleep, so no "Succubus Eyes" effect—couldn't see fetishes, fantasies, favor, etc.
Almost no one lower level than me, but more than that, the talents...
[Female Caressing] C
Hyo-min had mild lesbianism too— are they dating?
Joo Na-young, floored by Shin Ji-ah's unexpected remark, glanced around and locked on me.
"Hey, you saw me come early, right?"
"...Me?"
"Yeah, you. I said hi when I got here early."
I wanted to say, "Yeah, you were early. So-eun was late, so she and Bong-gwan apologize and we're done." But I was pissed now too.
Ignored me when I tried to calm things, but needs me now? And what, that tiny hello? Screw you, shameless bitch.
The old me would've backed down, but now I'm a succubus contractor. A man with expert caressing fingers! Delinquents don't scare me!
"Nah? Never got a greeting from you."
"...What?"
- Hey, Mia. Fight's breaking out. Wake up and help.
I called out to sleeping Mia, straining not to show fear.
"You saying you greeted me?"
"I did!"
"No sass. Think hard and speak properly. Did you really greet me?"
Lee So-eun smirked nearby, and Joo Na-young, fury boiling over, trembled and spat at me.
"...Fuck, and you're ugly too."
Her sudden bomb froze the air.
Especially Min Hyo-min, who'd asked for my help—she looked guilty, thinking I'd taken flak for her. She eyed my face worriedly, fretting over my damaged ego.
Uh, yeah... I am ugly, but it still sucks. What do I say to make you feel like shit and me less?
As I mulled words, a cold voice cut from behind.
"Hey, Joo Na-young. What's that way to talk to my oppa?"
"Huh? Y-Yeon Du. When'd you come out?"
"Oppa, step back."