Chapter 16
Chapter 16
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 16
Chapter Title: Loser's Rebellion? (3)
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"No, it suits you perfectly."
Myeong-sook Auntie burst out laughing at our simultaneous outburst, then went back to chopping ingredients.
"Ah, no it doesn't..."
Yeon Du glanced at me awkwardly, looking troubled.
"Hey, that hurts my feelings. You hate the idea that much? I'd marry you, you know? Uhahaha!"
"Huh? Uh, ah...!"
I tossed a casual remark at Yeon Du, and she bowed her head deeply. Seeing that, Pomi started teasing me relentlessly.
-Oh man, you're totally into her, huh? She's cute, and those tits are huge. Yum?
-Right? So cute. And those boobs...
"Pfft!"
"O-oppa, what's wrong?"
"Huh? Oh, nothing. Getting old means saliva just flows on its own. Cough, cough."
I choked.
After hearing Pomi, my eyes drifted to Yeon Du's chest—ones I hadn't even noticed when she thrust them forward herself earlier. Everything else was the same as back in middle school, but how did her boobs get that big...?
-Hey! Mine were originally bigger than that, you know? Eyes off her!
-Gah... Hey, she's a friend's little sister, okay? Not looking like that. Just a father's pride in his daughter's growth...
-Bullshit!
-A-and look at her face. She's a total baby face. Baby. Six whole years younger than me?
-Yu-ra's nine years younger than you! And I'm younger than Yeon Du too!
Come to think of it, yeah. Putting aside the nerfed Pomi, Yu-ra seemed way more like an older sister than Yeon Du, even though she's only three years older. Plus, remembering yesterday's flirting with the even more loli-looking Pomi made excuses pointless.
-Um... Mia? Oppa has to work now, so be quiet, okay?
Pomi glared at me for a moment after that, then suddenly clung to me as some idea hit her.
-Hey, Jun-young. Then can you make tonkatsu for me at home too?
-It's not frying at home. Oil splatters everywhere. You gonna clean it up?
-...Really not possible?
Pomi shot me those big, sparkling puppy eyes.
What's with her? Making my resolve waver.
-I could... Sigh, got any good skills for that? Like no oil splatter or perfect cleaning?
-As if a succubus would have such pathetic skills... Ah? Wait, yeah! Learn that one—it'd be perfect!
Pomi must've had a great idea.
-Jun-young, remember [Inventory, R] from yesterday?
Inventory. A staple ability or item in fantasy novels and games. Stores possessions in an invisible subspace only you can see.
Come to think of it, it was the last candidate left from the skills Pomi and I checked after washing up yesterday.
I'd prioritized [Target Status Reveal] as more urgent, so it got pushed back.
Anyway, according to Pomi, items put in Inventory stay in their original state until taken out. Meaning...
-Fry it here and store it in Inventory to take home?
Yeah, no oil worries. And when I pull it out at home, it'll be fresh as if just made.
This is a delivery revolution! If my first skill draw had been teleportation instead of Invisibility, I'd be a legendary delivery guy!
-Yeah! You gotta pick Inventory anyway! When you learn it later, you'll make me tonkatsu, right?
Damn... How bad does she want it to suggest using a Rare skill just for frying tonkatsu?
She wants it this bad—how could I say no?
I answered readily.
-Every time I make your favorite food, we bathe together. And while bathing, we can do other stuff too. Sound good?
Hm. Even I think it's a great deal. You eat tonkatsu. I eat your pussy.
-Ch-cheater! Using food against me like that!
Pomi seemed swayed for a second, but hesitated, remembering she'd said yesterday she wouldn't do it anymore.
-Compared to that scam contract, this is totally fair. Anyone'd think only I get the good deal. So, you doing it or not? Counting down. One, two!
It was just yesterday she was nagging me to open my status window and counting down herself, and now revenge time came this fast.
-H-hey, don't count so fast! F-fine, I'll do it!
I'll devour the tonkatsu, and you'll devour that.
-Then right when we get home today, I'll fry it up. Heh heh.
-Eh...? Y-you! You just said no oil splatter at home!
-Oil wipes off. Heh heh heh, you eat tonkatsu. I'll eat Pomi~! Whee, can't wait! Pomi's gonna taste so good. Nom nom!
Realizing she'd been tricked, Pomi stood there with the face of an employee getting laid off, then glared at me with axe eyes. She twisted her cute lips and spat one word.
-F-fucking bastard.
-Punctuation, kid.
Time passed, and someone else arrived for work, heading to the locker room with a greeting.
"Auntie, I'm here. Hi, Du-na unnie."
"Na-young's here?"
"Na-young, greet your oppa too."
"Y-yes."
She nodded curtly, then spun on her heel toward the locker room.
I quickly checked her status window.
⚔ STATUS ⚔ Joo Na-young (Human Female, Lv. 20, 22yo) 163cm, 48kg, B83 W57 H83 ⚠️ Difficulty: Hard 💔 Virginity: Non-virgin (Exp: 1) 🤰 Pregnancy Risk: Dangerous Day ❤️ Stamina: 22/23 🔥 Arousal: 0/100 😊 Favor: -35 (Disgust) 🧎 Submission: -40 (Rebellion) 💋 Lewdness: +20 (Curiosity) 📊 Stats Str 20 | Agi 17 | Int 20 | Men 23 | Luk 25 🎭 Talents: Swearing E, Nagging D, Provocation C, Beauty D 🚫 Fetishes: Handsome Preference (Low), Uglyphobia (Med), Weakling Hate (Med) 🔥 Sensitive Spots: Fingers, Toes, Nape 💭 Fantasy: Bullying Losers Joo Na-young's status window floated before my eyes.
I couldn't even see the other text.
[Difficulty: Hard]
-Pomi, why are all the girls I see outside Hard difficulty?
-'Cause you're a total trash character, Jun-young.
-... Bath time +1 hour, shorty. Anyway, guess she's a no-go too.
After Min Hyo-min, now Joo Na-young too—about to write her off when Pomi freaks out.
-W-wait!
-What? Beg all you want, bath time won't shorten.
-Idiot! Not that—look all the way down properly! She's got a quest!
Startled by Pomi, I checked the status again. Distracted by "Hard," I'd skimmed the bottom and missed it entirely.
📜 NEW QUEST 📜 Loser's Rebellion
⏰ Time Limit: Within 30 days of acceptance
📍 Trigger: Your level < target's. Favor + Submission total ≤ -50
✅ Success: At sex start: Favor ≤ -40 & Submission ≤ -40 each. Target sees you as loser. Reach Arousal 100 + Creampie
🎁 Reward: Points x2, Emotional Reversal, Random Skill Gacha Coupon x1
Accept Quest? (Time left: 59s) [Yes] [No]
-Let me see. Loser's Rebellion? Haha, Mia, this quest's impossible. I'm not a loser.
-You are a loser, Jun-young, so accept quick! Under 30 seconds left!
-...
-Hey! Forget the quest—even the Random Skill Gacha Coupon's rare! Click it! Or no shared bath later?
Th-that won't do!
Recalling yesterday's heart-pounding memories with Pomi, my finger automatically hit [Yes].
[Ding! Quest accepted. (Remaining: 30 days)] The '30 days' instantly changed to '29 days 23hr 59min 59sec'.
Pomi's yelling made me accept without thinking, but now I regretted it big time.
-Hey! To succeed, I need to lower Favor and Submission more, but if I fail, I'm screwed! She's already making work hell—wanna make it worse?
-Your problem, not mine!
-...Sigh.
-Don't sigh so much. Success means jackpot! Not a virgin, but quest popped, Hard difficulty so x5... Uh... Hey, calculate it. How much?
-You're making me do it?
A whopping 8,000pt. Enough for an SR skill with change, or eight R skills!
-At Status Reveal Lv. 0, you can only take 2 quests max?
-Yeah! If it's too hard, just abandon—no penalty!
No downsides to quitting like she said, but low-level quests don't pop often anyway.
Plus, [Random Skill Gacha Coupon] tempts even me.
Especially after my first draw was Normal Lv. 0 Invisibility—I wanted to erase that regret.
I slowly rechecked Joo Na-young's status.
Difficulty [Hard].
Unlike Min Hyo-min, her level's not sky-high... but she hates my guts.
Look at those rock-bottom Favor and Submission. One experience partner? Thought she was a slut with tons, but surprisingly... Talents: Provocation, Swearing... Nagging. What's nagging? Good at harassing?
-Don't forget Uglyphobia (Med) and Weakling Hate (Med).
-Wanna get scolded by oppa?
While glaring at Pomi, uniform-clad Joo Na-young passed the kitchen again.
"Auntie, good work! Skip Du-na unnie."
"That's rude!"
Still no greeting for me, and Yeon Du was about to explode.
"Hey, hey, Yeon Du, calm down."
"Oppa, you're an idiot? She's ignoring you!"
"We're not close anyway, so it doesn't bother me. As long as you don't ignore me."
"...!"
Damn, that sounded cool just now.
-Don't act cool, Choi Jun-young.
-Shut it, Succu-Pomi.
-'Succu' what?
-What else? 'Succubus' starts with S. Succu-Pomi. Cute name.
-Keep giving me weird nicknames?
-Gonna keep it up. Nyah nyah!
-Y-you!
Pomi ground her teeth, then suddenly glanced at Yeon Du and Myeong-sook Auntie.
-Whatcha doing? ...Huh? Hey! You crazy bitch, I said no eating ingredients!
Confirming they weren't looking, she materialized just her hand and mouth, stuffing the prepped ham into her cheeks until they bulged.
-Hey? Hey.
Nom nom...
-Fuck, this psycho bitch...
-Nom?
How long we glared like that? Then he showed up.
Sounds like a big bad villain, but just another male employee.
"Auntie, hyung, hello? Hello, Yeon Du-ssi."
A soft, fresh smile that'd melt any girl, as he greeted us.
"Who said Yeon Du? Call me properly."
-That's Kim Tae-hyung, most popular with female customers. 24. Same age as Yeon Du, decent guy. Polite too.
-Nom nom... gulp. Urp. Huh? Decent? Him?
Dirty Pomi. Whispering, why burp out loud?
But Pomi grinning suspiciously. And that meaningful comment earlier...!
She smirked at Kim Tae-hyung and spoke.
-Think you can say that after seeing his status?
-Wh-what? What're you saying?
My confused face turned to shock at Pomi's reply.
-His sexual fantasy... 'Ravaging Yeon Du'?
...What?