Hey, Is Your Pussy Big?
So-eun...
Of course she's pretty.
But she's been just a friend since middle school. A real, genuine balls-out buddy. Back when we'd take a piss in the mountains, she'd stand lookout right next to me and I never felt a thing.
But now...
That same balls buddy sitting in front of me was unbelievably awkward. I had no idea what to say.
"Hey."
"Yeah."
"You remember your nickname?"
"Me? What was it?"
"So-eun's Crying Again."
"I was?"
"Teacher, So-eun's crying again. Taeo, So-eun's crying again."
"I did that?"
"You don't remember? Some kid in class flipped your skirt up and you cried the whole damn day."
"And you beat that kid up."
"He had it coming."
"We were little. Come on."
"No — that kid drew a pussy on the bathroom wall and wrote So-eun's name next to it."
"He did? Who was it?"
"Jeong Han-seok."
"Ah... Jeong Han-seok... haha."
Truth is, the three of us are balls buddies. After I beat the absolute shit out of that bastard, somehow all three of us ended up tight.
And now, out of those three balls buddies, two of us were about to fuck.
Awkward but horny. Horny but awkward. The fact that I could even feel awkward around my balls buddy So-eun...
I'd run out of things to say. I just sat there staring blankly.
"Hey. Is your pussy big?"
Out of everything I could have said when I had no idea what to say...
Is your pussy big...
Fuck...
"I don't know... why?"
"Because mine is enormous."
"Pfft."
"You're gonna regret laughing just now."
"Whatever."
"So-eun's Crying Again. That's your nickname."
"You already said that."
"Don't you dare cry and say it hurts. I won't go easy on you."
So-eun laughed again. Then just as quickly, her shoulders went stiff.
"But I can't see anything right now. Everything's just white..."
"Huh?"
"I'm shaking so bad."
Ah... we're screwed... If we keep going like this, we're going to have the most awkward sex of all time.
"Close your eyes."
"Huh? Why?"
"You said you can't see anyway..."
So-eun closed her eyes. I set my hand on the buttons of her shirt. Behind her closed lids, her eyelids fluttered.
First button. I couldn't tell if my fingers were trembling or the button was.
Second. So-eun's breathing shook.
Third. The shirt slipped off both her shoulders. Narrow, pale shoulders came into view.
I unhooked her bra. It fell away.
Hah.
I couldn't breathe like this.
"Are you a dairy cow or what?"
"Huh?"
"Since when have your tits been like this? They weren't this big."
"You thought only yours got bigger?"
White skin. Big breasts. Wide, light-colored areolas. I wanted to suck on them so badly, but I held back.
I set my hand on the hook of her skirt.
"Before I take this off, I'm asking. Hairy pussy or bare pussy?"
"Huh? Why does that matter?"
"If it's bare, I'm not fucking you."
"Hairy."
Damn it. Nowhere left to run.
The skirt dropped.
"Yo... what the hell is this. Hahahahaha."
"What."
"What are those panties."
"Why... I put so much thought into these...."
"Dude, what's with the little bear on your panties."
"You're a Doosan Bears fan..."
"Hahahahahaha holy shit hahaha."

I pulled her panties down. The little bear slid down her thighs.
Hah.
"Yo... your... pussy hair... is brown?"
"Y-yeah."
"Why is it brown."
"My hair is brown too."
"It's always been like that?"
"I don't know. It's been like this since I was little."
Brown pussy hair. Something about it felt strange. Skin so white it was almost unreal. Blonde-ish brown pussy hair... and peeking through it, a deep pink. It was so fucking hot it was like looking at a white horse. And she was my balls buddy...
Before I knew it, my tongue was on her.
"Haaaah......."
So-eun's body trembled. I was so hard it hurt. My cock was screaming to punch through my underwear. I hurriedly undid my pants button and yanked the zipper down — and the foreskin that had ridden up over the head got pinched in the zipper.
"Aaagh....... fuck..."
So-eun's eyes flew open.
"Huh? What. What are you doing."
"My... skin got... pinched."
"Huh?"
"Ah, fuck, that hurts so bad."
So-eun's eyes went wide. Then she slowly got down on her knees.
"Let me see."
"Ah... it's fine."
"I said let me see."
When I moved my hand, So-eun peered in. The foreskin was lightly caught between the zipper teeth.
"Don't move."
So-eun's fingers went to the zipper. Carefully. Very slowly.
"Aaagh."
"Sorry sorry sorry."
"Fuck..."
"Does it hurt a lot?"
With one hand, So-eun held the head of my cock and gently blew on the pinched spot. Carefully, over and over. Tears welled up in her eyes.
"Does it hurt a lot?"
"Looks like you're about to cry more than me."
"I just feel bad..."
"It's fine."
So-eun blew on it again. It didn't even hurt anymore and she just kept blowing.
"Suck on it... it hurts, that's why."
"Huh?"
"It hurts, so suck on it for me."
"O-okay..."
So-eun slowly opened her mouth. Carefully. Her tongue touched first. Softly. Like she was avoiding the sore spot.
"Does it hurt?"
"Yeah. It hurts."
Truth is, it didn't hurt anymore. So-eun took me a little deeper. Eyes closed. Her lashes fluttered. She looked up at me with worried eyes. Big, wet eyes.
Why was this so hot... I already felt like I was about to cum... If I just blew it in So-eun's mouth, would Su-jeong kill me? The second Su-jeong got pregnant, I was definitely finishing in So-eun's mouth next.
I pulled my cock out.
"So-eun."
"Why, does it still hurt?"
"You know how a woman's pussy has sterilizing compounds in it, right?"
"Yeah, I learned that."
"I need to get sterilized."
"Pfft... okay..."
I pulled So-eun into my arms and gently pushed her back onto the sofa.
"So-eun, I'm not trying to fuck you. This is sterilization."
My eyes were locked on So-eun. I couldn't see the screen. I slowly pushed my cock into So-eun's pussy.
"Aaaah.... Taeo...."
"Don't cry and say it hurts."
"Okay.. I won't cry."
"Here comes the snot bat."
I pushed my hips in deeper, slowly. Her pussy lips parted as my cock began to sink in. The entrance twitched. So-eun's hands clenched tight.
"Hnh."
So-eun sucked in a breath. Sweat beaded on her forehead, and her shoulders jerked. I gripped her waist hard and pushed deeper.
"Aaaah.....ah...."
My cock slowly forced its way through that tight passage — and then —
Snap.
The sensation of something thin tearing.
In that instant, So-eun pulled my body against hers and cried out.
"Aaaagh..."
Slick and hot, and so fucking tight. I clenched my teeth.
"Fuck... you're insane... you..."
Something sticky touched the base of my cock. And down the inside of her thigh, a thin red line trickled.
Only then could I see the screen.
"Yo.. you.. Han-seok?"
So-eun looked at the screen too.
"Han-seok..."
"My dick got pinched so I needed to sterilize it..."
"How does this world have zero secrets."
"Yo, we'll talk details over soju when we meet, but for now... let me finish up..."
"Did you like So-eun? I had no idea..."
"You should've said something before I fucked her."
I held So-eun close. She pulled my head in and whispered into my ear.
"What do we do."
"It's fine. We didn't do anything wrong."
Was that bastard about to lose his mind? Still, I was confident nothing would change between him and me. Han-seok and I had always been like that. It's not like I knew and did it on purpose.
For now, I needed to devour this pussy that was gripping me so tight.
"So-eun."
"Yeah?"
"Your pussy tastes fucking amazing."
"...Thanks."
I rolled my hips. So-eun's eyes rolled back.
"Aaaaagh.. Taeo..."
"Does it hurt?"
"Yeah."
"You gonna cry?"
"I think so."
So-eun pulled me in deeper and writhed against me. Her eyes were wet and shining.
"So-eun's Crying Again."
"Hey."
I laughed. So-eun laughed too. With tears still in her eyes.
I just kissed her. Without a word. So-eun went stiff. Then slowly melted. Her lips moved. Carefully.
If I'd known the inside of a girl I'd known since middle school tasted like this, I would've tasted it a long time ago.
While we kissed, a single tear rolled down So-eun's cheek. The tongue that had been running away slowly wrapped around mine.
"Aaaah..... Taeo... thank you..."
And then —
The bedroom door slammed open and Su-jeong collapsed through it. Sitting on the floor, one hand still shoved up under her skirt...
"What the. Fuck."
Su-jeong's flustered face made me flustered too.