Don't Hit Me With the Broth
The broadcast where bad words are allowed has begun. (5)
“Nope, I can’t even put it in my mouth.”
“Ugh…”
It was an incredibly tempting offer. But ever since I was little my stomach’s been weak, so eating stuff like that usually made me throw up…
“Fine, let’s do it!”
You’re falling for it again?
What a man lol
“Then I’ll order some chicken real quick… Done. Man, I’m tired. I’m gonna sit on the bed for a sec.”
After placing the delivery order, I grabbed my phone and plopped down on the bed.
Shake your ass for us
“I’ll shake my ass if you pay me.”
Put the dildo away lololol
Wtf lmaoooo
“W-why?!”
The chat exploded with dildo spam. ‘Oh shit…’ The dildo I’d left out on the bed after using it last night had been caught on stream.
‘Fuck… what do I do?’
In a panic I quickly shoved the dildo under the blanket. Not that it would undo the fact that everyone had already seen it.
“Uh, I… ha… um…”
I stuttered, completely lost on how to salvage the situation.
Bet it felt better after getting banned
But with that face she’s only using a dildo? What a waste, what should we do about it?
Fuck!!! I hung my head and clutched it in my hands.
“Hey! Is getting caught with an onahole as a guy the same as getting caught with a dildo as a girl?! And getting caught by your mom is still better!”
First dildo caught on this platform lmao
Own it
“Hey, all 1,530 of you watching this stream right now… how about we keep this as our little secret?”
Secret it is
She even held out her pinky
“As if! They’ve probably already run off to spam the community boards.”
Lolololol
Sharp as ever lol
“Fuck… should I just end the stream? Eating broadcast or whatever, I don’t even feel like living anymore.”
Isn’t getting sex drips thrown at you worse?
“No, fuck that. Is listening to other people say crazy shit the same as getting caught doing crazy shit yourself?!”
At least this bro still gets embarrassed ㅇㅇ
Real lol
Real lol
“Ugh……”
Right then the chicken arrived.
“Chicken’s here. Time for the eating show… even though I’m not in the mood.”
Put a collar on her
Delivery guy’s getting a show
Should’ve gotten a delivery job
“Yes… nuclear fire chicken has arrived.”
What was I even supposed to say? Back when I was a guy I used to buy onaholes without a second thought. Honestly if I’d gotten caught with an onahole as a man I probably would’ve just brushed it off. But now that I was a woman, my sense of sexual shame seemed to have skyrocketed. My face felt like it was burning up.
‘If I just eat the fire chicken like nothing happened, it’ll be fine.’
I tried some half-assed mental control that clearly wasn’t going to work.
“Let’s try eating this fire chicken…”
“Aaaagh! Stop it!”
Lololololol
“Still, if I had to choose, I’d pick eating the dildo.”
This person really accepts every single donation no matter what
“Do I really have to eat all of this? It looks like way too much.”
Dildo! Dildo!
Just shove the dildo in
“Ugh, whatever. I’ll just eat a little.”
When I opened the packaging, an insanely spicy smell assaulted my nose.
“Ugh! What the hell did they put in this that it hurts my nose this much?!”
Dildo
You’re fucked bye
Do it
“Ah shit, I’m screwed. I have a habit of ordering cheap so I didn’t get anything to drink.”
Lolololol
“Yes… I don’t know where you came from but thank you.”
It’s that community again
“That community or whatever, it’s probably been posted in every single community by now!”
This is hilarious lololol
I hope her friends see it
“It’s fine, I don’t have any friends… and my parents don’t have any reason to look…”
Let’s be friends
“Anyone saying let’s be friends, send the friend fee quick. One thousand won per person.”
She’s actually collecting it lol
Lolol
She probably hates eating the fire chicken more than getting caught with the dildo
“Ugh… that’s true, but I need to make money. I’ll eat it… I’m eating.”
Since there weren’t any sanitary gloves, I decided to just eat it with my bare hands.
“Ow, hot!”
Can’t you use chopsticks?
“No, using chopsticks is annoying. And there aren’t any sanitary gloves…”
No need for extra salt then
You could finish a whole bowl of rice in one go
“It’s dirty because of me, so I’ll go wash my hands.”
Did you use your hand for that too?
I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. My face was flushed bright red.
‘She’s really pretty.’
Every time I looked it still surprised me. ‘No, this isn’t the time for that.’
I pulled myself together and went back to the broadcast.
‘The dildo thing is no big deal. Stop baiting and just do the eating show! Fighting!’
“Alright… let’s try eating this spicy fire chicken…”
Let’s play along
“Why are you all like this? Did something happen?”
“It’s not an onahole, it’s a dildo you bastard!”
One minute of pretending nothing happened
“Ah, never mind. Let’s eat.”
I took a bite of the fire chicken. The spicy flavor that filled my entire mouth made my head spin.
“Uwaaak… what is this! It’s so fucking spicy.”
Yo are you crying?
“I’m not touching it, you crazy bastard…”
Spicy viewcount lol
“It’s so spicy… I feel like I’m gonna die. I’ve only had one bite.”
It was so spicy I tore open the pickled radish and chugged the radish water.
She crossed the line
Bro don’t cross the line
“I can at least drink some radish water…”
“Oh… first time someone’s called me nuna. Thank you for the donation.”
She’s clearly a bro though
Anyone can see she’s a bro
If the chest is big then she’s a bro
“You guys should be a little more honest too.”
Tteongi-hyung~
“Ugh…”
“What??”
I ended up rubbing my eye with the hand covered in sauce. He must have been aiming for this…
“Aaaagh! It stings!”
Lolololol
Retard lolololol
“Ugh… I’ll go to the bathroom real quick.”
I came back from the bathroom.
“Haa… why does this broadcast feel so hard today?”
Please stop, you people from that community
Isn’t this all your own fault?
“My v-viewcount… he’ll rip it apart… thank you for the donation, GoHomeGoHome…”
He crossed the line wtf
“Don’t say such bad things. It makes you look weak.”
You fucking cum rag
Was hyung a cum degenerate?
Please sue him hyung
Admitting to blocking X is valid ;;;
“Oh! Thank you for the five thousand won. I won’t sue so don’t worry. You’re quite the scaredy-cat, huh.”
Scaredy-cat welcome
Hyung so when are you eating the fire chicken
Is hyung a cum degenerate?
Are you a cum degenerate?
“No, I’m not a cum degenerate… I just watch a little anime.”
Pretending you only watch a little anime, what a lie
Dildo-buying virgin cum degenerate lololol
“Ah, no…”
“I’ll eat… ha…”
I squeezed my eyes shut and took another bite.
“Ugh!!! It feels like my lips are gonna split!!”
This hyung has talent
Lolol this is fun
I kept taking one bite after another… After finishing one whole drumstick I chugged the can of cola that came with it.
“Haa… haa…”
My lips were trembling. At the same time, moans kept spilling out of me.
Ear gain
Sss
“Ugh…”
This was bad. I felt like I was about to throw up any second. I ran straight to the bathroom and puked into the toilet.
“Ugh… bleeegh!!!”
Puke control whoa
“…”
It was a mistake to have been on an empty stomach since morning. Ever since becoming a woman, my stomach seemed much more sensitive and weak.
‘I don’t want to stream anymore…’
With a face that looked even more haggard than before, I returned to my seat.
“Uuuu…”
Sixty lol
Let’s prepare a 60th birthday party
“Ha…”
I didn’t even have the energy to reply so I just flipped them off.
Fuck you
That’s a reward
“Hey everyone… I’m ending the eating show here.”
Then you won’t get the 100,000 won
“One hundred thousand won or whatever, if I collapse like this there’s no one to call 119 for me…”
Dying alone
I’ll report it for you
“Nice! Thank you for the one hundred thousand won, BrothDontHitMe!”
Eat and run ㄱㄱ
“I’m not running… I should at least give some kind of reaction.”
When I stood up my legs were shaking. My stomach churned again like a bomb had gone off inside.
“Uuuu…”
Is a million won reaction just moaning?
EyeNuna save meee
“Ah this is bad… my stomach hurts so much, save me…”
Third day of streaming and already life ending
First person in the entire server to die from eating fire chicken
“No, I have to do something…”
Lolol so fun
Lolol who wants to bet on 24-hour no-ending mission
“If I do twenty-four hours I’ll die… So let’s do this instead. I’ll go buy a maid outfit so I’m ending the stream for now.”
Crazy, she knows exactly what we want
Looking forward to it
“I’ll really buy it so I’m ending the stream for now. Everyone worked hard…”
100k eat and run whoaaa
I turned off the broadcast and collapsed onto the bed. While I was at it I threw the dildo that was still on the bed across the room.
‘If you think about it, this is all your fault!!!’
I became terrified of turning on the next stream.