The Purple Toy
I rationalized it in my head. "Just buying it out of curiosity for a bit, so it's fine. And it's not like it's completely shaped like a dick. It's more like a purple rod." That should be okay, I told myself, only to realize I didn't have enough money in my account to buy a dildo.
"What do I do?" I got a ton of donations today, so maybe I should call and ask for an early payout? Settlements are usually given on scheduled dates, but if I beg and play the sympathy card, it might work.
I dialed the number listed on the homepage.
"Hello, this is... the streamer who started yesterday, Tteongi..."
"Did you call because of the suspension?"
"N-no! I was wondering if I could get the donation money sent a little faster..."
"....."
"Is it difficult?"
"I'll look into it and get back to you."
Somehow the conversation went smoothly, and before long, over 3,000,000 won had been deposited into my account.
"Whoa, holy shit..." I never thought making money could be this easy. Of course, becoming a woman like this is insanely difficult, but still.
"Whoa... whoa..." It was my first time earning this much money in such a short time, so I felt completely flustered. At this rate, I could even buy a computer.
"Huff, huff..." Calm down. I'm going to make way more money from now on. I can't be acting like this already. And I absolutely must not live a promiscuous life. It'll become irreversible.
"Anyway, let's go buy that dildo!" Something about that felt inconsistent, but whatever.
I headed to the adult store still wearing the office look from the stream.
Inside the adult store, the female employee greeted me warmly. That was the problem.
"..." The moment I saw an employee greeting me cheerfully in an adult store, I started having dirty thoughts.
"Customer?"
I'm truly an incurable pervert. The fact that thinking that made me even more excited only proved my point.
"Customer?"
"Ah, um... this is my first time in a place like this. I, I came to buy that. A dildo."
"Aha~ Don't be so embarrassed. What's wrong with a woman having sexual desire?"
More than that, hearing her say that was turning me on... "Wanna have sex?" Calm down. I'm not even a lesbian, so what could I do with another woman?
"Please follow me. I've tried a few myself, so I'll recommend some good ones."
"Okay..." My face flushed bright red as I followed the employee.
"Um... I don't want anything that looks too much like the real thing..."
"Ah, I know. If it resembles it too much, it feels off-putting. How about something like this?"
She showed me a purple rod-shaped object.
"Yeah. That's exactly what I was talking about."
"It vibrates too, so you can enjoy the trembling sensation. It's also waterproof, making it easy to clean."
"...I'll take this one."
While I was there, I browsed around and found a black collar.
"How much is this...?"
"The collar? 20,000 won."
"I'll take one of these too..."
"Sure!"
An office look paired with a black collar would look insanely hot, right? My room viewers are going to lose their minds again.
I arrived at my studio apartment. My heart felt like it was about to burst from excitement at the thought of trying out the dildo.
"Hoo. Hoo..." After a few deep breaths, I stripped down completely and lay on the bed.
"Nngh..." When I touched my pussy, it was already wet. Like precum dripping if I were a guy.
I pressed the vibration button on the dildo, and a buzzing sound filled the room.
"What would it feel like if I put it in?" Still, the thought of inserting it brought both revulsion and fear, so I just pressed it against my clit while it was vibrating.
"Ugh...!" It felt thrilling, but it wasn't enough.
"Should I turn the vibration up just a little...?" I pressed the button once more.
"Haaah! Wait! The stimulation is too strong..." I bucked my hips from side to side at the intense sensation from the vibration.
"My head's going weird...!" I squeezed my eyes shut. Tears trickled out.
"Haaaaah...!" It was definitely a stronger pleasure than using my hands, but it still wasn't enough. Instead of this artificial pleasure... "I want to have sex."
But I can't do it with a woman, right? And I definitely can't do it with a man either... "Should I go to a lesbian bar?"
Feeling like the mood was broken, I turned off the vibration and set the dildo aside.
"Let's stop..." The saying that women need the right atmosphere suddenly made sense to me. One little thing goes wrong and I suddenly don't want to do it at all.
"Should I start streaming... oh right, I'm suspended..." I checked a popular post on a community I used to frequent, wondering if there might be talk about me...
It wasn't just talk about me. The entire gallery was plastered with posts about me.
Along with the title, there were various pieces of evidence. Thanks to that, I seemed to have avoided being called a scammer who runs off with donations.
"These fucking bastards!"
Another thing that caught my eye was the gallery owner title. Usually, someone who causes a huge stir in the community gets called the gallery owner.
"That's me, huh." My shoulders unconsciously squared a bit.
This time I clicked on the post titled "Gallery Owner's Ass Shaking.gif." The clip of me shaking my ass when the donations exploded was circulating as a GIF. Comments were flooding in there too.
Anyway, these bastards sure know how to have fun in a funny way.
"Just a few days ago when I was still a guy, I was probably posting the exact same kind of comments, huh?"
Second post: "This Moment, Spreading Across All Communities - Gallery Owner." When I clicked it, there were clips of me from various community hot posts.
"Oh my god..." So I really became this famous? For real?
I checked the comments too.
There were also plenty of comments fiercely defending me. My lips naturally curled up.
"Living like this might not be so bad after all."
The next day. The suspension was finally lifted!
After washing thoroughly and drying my hair, I put on the office look from yesterday and turned on the stream. Breakfast was just tap water. I was thinking of doing an eating broadcast around lunchtime.
I didn't forget to set the 19+ restriction before starting the stream.
"Hey guys, hello."
Viewers: 10... 500... 1000... 1500... In an instant, about 1,500 people flooded in.
"Whoa... 1,500 people..."
"Hey you bastards! How come none of you can say my name properly!"
"About the scamming. I didn't scam anyone, I just got suspended from streaming. Because I didn't set the 19+ restriction. Now I've properly set it~"
"Sorry... I didn't know it would turn out like this. Honestly, I didn't even think this many people would watch. But hey, why did the viewer count go up even more after I set the 19+ restriction?"
"You perverted bastards. And hey, is Danbalqueen here by any chance?"
"Waaah! Thank you for the 10,000 won! You didn't have to donate, just answering would've been enough~"
"Anyway, you must've been really surprised, I'm sorry. Danbalqueen and everyone else too..."
"Nenbeotgonanbeotkkot... why is your username like that?! Anyway, thanks for the 1,000 won... Becoming this famous is all thanks to you guys. I'll live my whole life grateful."
"I'm not ending the stream! It's only been 5 minutes since I started!"
"What do you mean jail!!! I didn't do anything bad!"
"Right... my stream got posted all over every community. There was quite a bit of cursing too, but thanks for the donations anyway, sigh..."
"Thanks for the 5,000 won. Panties... oh right! I didn't change yesterday and just slept in them. They're still pink."
"S-shut up! I'll change the mood quickly."
"I'm not selling!"
"I said I'm not selling!!!"
"You guys, warning. Pay up if you're gonna talk."
"Wow, this kind of compliment... Kkirup. Thank you so much..."
"You fucking bastard!"
"Anyway, as of yesterday I received my settlement. A whopping 3 million won!"
"So what I bought with it is..." I showed the black collar placed on the desk.
"Come on~ 19+ should be enough. What am I gonna do while wearing this?! I'm just gonna wear it."
I put on the collar. An office look with a black collar. An unbelievably sexy combination.
"How is it?"
"Thanks for the donation, Gwanamnyamnyam... If you do it in the morning, you'll be pretty tired."
"10,000 won! Thank you!"
"Dog impression... Woof! Woof! Grrr... Woof woof!! H-how is it?"
"That's too much..."
"Anyway, now that I have money, I'm planning to look into computers and cameras. And after that, I'm thinking of doing an eating broadcast."
"Thanks for the 1,000 won, but if I had to evaluate, that sex joke is something only middle-aged men would say."
"Wow... you're really angry. I'm sorry."
"Please don't curse at that donor."
"Huh? Why, why are you being so nice to me..."
"Anyway, thank you so much, Danbalqueen."
It was a link with computers and streaming equipment in the cart.
"Hmm... I guess I can just buy it like this?"
"Ah, whatever. I'm buying it since Danbalqueen gave me the money anyway. Thank you, Danbalqueen!"
I didn't expect the computer issue to be solved so easily. I really need to treat the Queen properly soon.
"Then let's start the eating broadcast now."