You Want to Bury Your Nose in It, Don't You? ♡♡
Dohyun frowned slightly as he looked Noah up and down.
“By the way… you didn’t shower today either, did you?”
“I did, though…?”
Noah rolled her yellow eyes toward the upper right, blatantly playing innocent.
“Hey. Smell yourself. Does that smell like someone who showered…?”
A pungent wave of sweat hit him first, followed by the faint rot of skin oil and scalp grease. Layered on top were the mysterious, concentrated scents that had been stewing for days in every folded crevice—armpits, groin, everywhere. They assaulted his nose without mercy.
Noah’s mother was a Russian immigrant, so she carried white blood in her veins. That made her body odor unusually “distinct” compared to most Koreans.
Of course, it wasn’t just stench. A distinctly feminine scent—pheromones, if one wanted to be crude—had also thickened into something sickeningly sweet that clung stubbornly to the inside of his nostrils.
If forced to categorize the complex aroma, it would fall firmly in the “like” column.
Most men, if given the choice, would probably pick “like” too. But the sheer intensity of it made even them hesitate at the idea of full-on burying their nose in it.
Concentrated female pheromones mixed with days-old sweat, skin oils, and scalp grease. Sweet enough to stick to the back of the throat. Overwhelming. Addictive. Dangerous.
“Do… do I smell?”
Noah abruptly lifted one long arm and sniffed. Sniff. Sniff.
True to her near-hairless constitution everywhere except her head, the smooth skin of her armpit glistened with fresh sweat.
“If you lift your arm like that…”
Her massive frame created a small gust of air as she raised it. The thick, syrupy pheromone scent slammed straight into Dohyun’s nose.
It wasn’t unpleasant. But it was the kind of smell that could exhaust a man’s sinuses in seconds.
“What’s wrong with you…♡”
Seeing the complicated look on his face, Noah let out a low, eerie giggle.
“You’re horny, aren’t you, Dohyun? Huh? You got super turned on just now, right?”
“Who the hell gets turned on looking at a giant like you?”
“Liar… hehe… You totally got hard staring at my armpit pussy. You want to smell it so bad, don’t you? You want to bury your nose in it, right?♡♡”
Noah crawled toward him on all fours, repeatedly lifting one armpit right in front of his face.
“Hehe… Oh, right. There’s some instant rice in the kitchen. Should I heat it up in the microwave? Want me to nuke one? Hehe…”
Having spent all day locked in her room surfing the internet, Noah had absorbed every weird meme and phrase imaginable. She spewed them out constantly.
“Stop saying useless shit. I’m not into that kind of thing…”
Dohyun averted his eyes again, mumbling.
“Aww, but you’re totally horny. Look. Huh? I’ll watch. Hehe… I’ll use my pussy to take care of you…♡ Armpit pussy? Mouth pussy? Or just regular pussy? Whatever our Dohyun wants…”
She kept dropping internet memes, deliberately messing with his head.
And then—
“Look at my pussy. Hurry. Hehe… Heh… You’re getting super hard, right? It feels so good, doesn’t it?”
She flopped onto her back and spread her legs wide open.
“If you keep using such vulgar words, it actually turns me off more.”
Dohyun stubbornly kept his gaze turned away.
“That’s so mean! Vulgar…♡”
Noah pretended to sob.
“…I’m not falling for it.”
Even so, Dohyun coldly looked away.
Is it because she’s so huge that even her sideboob is…
Well, that wasn’t the real reason. He was just terrified his lust would show.
“Tch.”
“You’re horny though…”
Noah kept grumbling under her breath.
“Anyway. About showering…”
Dohyun lifted a lock of Noah’s hair and held it under his nose, sniffing. Sniff. Sniff.
“…♪”
The moment his hand touched her hair, a pleased little hum escaped Noah’s lips.
“You didn’t wash your hair either…”
Dohyun’s verdict was merciless.
“If I’m not here, you just…”
He scanned the room with the tone of a scolding mother.
“Look at this. You haven’t cleaned up a single thing after eating…”
He pointed at the mountain of instant food wrappers piled on the desk.
“I was going to clean it later!”
“You said that yesterday too… And what’s with all this used tissue?”
“I was masturbating until right before you came in! Doesn’t the room smell like my pussy juice?♡♡”
“…You really didn’t have to tell me that.”
“You’re so cold.”
Noah pretended to sniffle again.
“And these… if you’re not going to wash them, at least put them in the laundry basket…”
Dohyun continued his list of complaints.
“Noah?”
“…”
“Hey. Noah. You okay?”
“Yeah… I’m… fine… hic…”
This time she was actually crying.
“Did my nagging hurt your feelings? Was I too harsh? If something bothered you, just tell me.”
Dohyun softened his expression and moved closer.
I’m not a virgin anymore… That’s why he doesn’t want me… Dohyun likes unicorns… It’s because I’m dirty… I’m the one who’s bad…
“No… it’s just… hic…”
“It’s okay. You can tell me anything.”
“Really…? Hic… You won’t hate me if I say it?...”
Noah kept wiping her tears and rubbing under her nose, sneaking glances at his face.
“It’s fine. If I hated you, would I be living with you? So relax.”
Dohyun awkwardly pulled her massive body into a hug and patted her back gently.
“It’s just… when you said it like that, it made me feel so pathetic… hic…”
“You felt pathetic? I only said it because I want you to get back on your feet soon. I’m sorry if it hurt you.”
“Yeah, no, I know that… hic… That’s part of it… but I’m also so grateful to you, Dohyun, and then I feel pathetic for still being like this… so pathetic and disgusting…”
Noah kept hiccupping as she poured out her tangled emotions.
“And… and… hic… I want to make you feel good because I’m so thankful, but you keep saying you don’t want that…”
“…”
“So… I thought… maybe it’s because I’m not a virgin anymore… You’re a unicorn chad, right, Dohyun…? But I’m not a virgin… so maybe that’s why I’m bad…”
Her quiet sobs gradually swelled into full-blown wailing.
“That’s not it.”
Dohyun’s face hardened at her self-deprecating words.
“That’s absolutely not it.”
He gently stroked her head.
“It’s not like that at all. Not even a little. Whether you’re a virgin or not doesn’t matter to me. So I’m not going anywhere. Understand? Yeah?”
Dohyun held her enormous frame tenderly.
“And… and… hic… hik…”
“I’m not going anywhere and I’ll listen to everything… There, there. You’re not bad, Noah. I was too impatient. Yeah… good girl, Noah. Good girl…”
He kept stroking her back, petting her hair.
“My chest hurts here too… it feels cold…”
“Yeah, I know. Does it feel better now?”
“Yeah… hic…”
He caressed the massive breasts as softly as he could.
“It’s okay, Noah. I’m right here… Let it all out. Cry until it’s all gone, until you’re clean again…”
After who knows how long of comforting her—
“You okay now, Noah?”
“Yeah… I’m okay now.”
“You’re still crying.”
“Yeah… but I feel a lot better…”
Noah kept sniffling.
“Come on. Blow your nose. Here.”
Dohyun layered several tissues and held them to her nose.
“Hnnng—!”
True to her eight-foot-tall Hasshaku stature, the sound of her blowing her nose was thunderous. The tissues instantly soaked through.
“…”
His hand got a little sticky from her snot, but he didn’t say anything.
“Let’s clean up together.”
“Okay…”
Following his lead, the two of them slowly tidied the room.
“…Noah.”
“Yeah? What is it, Dohyun?”
“I’m not planning to kick you out. We’re friends. So don’t worry. The reason I nag is… well… I just want you to stand on your own a little faster. Don’t take it too hard, okay?”
“Friends…”
Noah smiled bitterly where he couldn’t see, then answered brightly on purpose.
“Thanks, Dohyun.”
“So from now on, we’ll take it slow together. I’ll wait as long as it takes. Got it?”
“Yeah… thank you… ‘together’”
The bitter smile from earlier vanished as she repeated the word “together” to herself, then broke into a bright grin.
“By the way, what’s this?”
Dohyun pointed at the large water jug sitting in the corner of the room.
“It’s a water jug?”
“I can see that…”
It was an empty water cooler bottle turned upside down for reuse.
Dohyun disliked tap water, so he subscribed to purified water delivered in these jugs.
What was strange was—
“This… I thought I left it on the back terrace…”
The empty jugs were always stored on the terrace behind the house.
“….Who knows?”
Noah gave a mysterious smile and rolled her eyes to the upper right. Dohyun narrowed his eyes.
“And why is this one full?”
The jug that should have been empty was completely full.
“Who… knows?”
This time her eyes rolled to the upper left.
Dohyun muttered, “No way…” and cautiously approached the jug.
“What the fuck!!”
He recoiled violently, cursing.
“Hey, ugh, what the hell did you— what, what the, what the hell…”
As he shuddered in disgust, Noah fidgeted and mumbled an excuse.
“I… was playing a game and really had to pee… but stopping in the middle felt wrong… hehe… so…”
“Then go to the bathroom like a normal person!”
Dohyun snapped.
“But I do go to the bathroom properly for everything else!”
Noah protested.
“That’s not the point! How can you even say that—ugh…”
He was only in his early twenties. Far from the age for high blood pressure, yet Dohyun clutched the back of his neck and staggered.
“Hehe…”
Noah gave an embarrassed little laugh.
“I did say we should take things slow…”
Dohyun let out a deep sigh.
“For now… at least… try to pee properly and quickly, okay?”
He emphasized it like he was house-training a pet.
“Okay!”
Noah answered cheerfully.
“Then… since I did good, will you pat my butt?”
At her absurd follow-up request, Dohyun could only sigh even deeper.
“Are you a dog or a cat…?”
A little while later—
“Cleaning this is going to take forever.”
“Sorry…”
“Guy rooms are usually like this. Don’t worry about it too much.”
“Guy… No, yeah. I got it. I’ll clean properly from now on.”
Noah smiled bitterly, then tried to sound upbeat.
“Oh, and um… can I take my ‘masturbation’ tissues with me? I wiped my pussy really well, so they’re covered in my pussy smell and cum scent!♡”
She even added a bit of teasing on top.
“I don’t need them…”
Dohyun answered weakly.
Noah hadn’t always been like this.
The reason went back quite a long way.
