My. Pussy?♡
The room was dim, one of the two ceiling lights already dead while the other flickered on its last legs, stubbornly refusing to go out just yet.
The backlight from the unusually high-refresh-rate gaming monitor cast a pale glow across a face dotted with freckles.
She was completely naked. Her body naturally ran hot and sweaty, so even the thinnest clothes turned damp and sticky from the computer’s heat in no time.
“Tsk…”
The moment ‘Kim Dohyun’ returned and frowned slightly, ‘Yoon Noah’, who had been glued to the monitor and lost in her game, panicked.
“S-sorry! I’m leaving the match, I’m leaving…!”
She stammered an apology to her teammates. A storm of furious protests immediately exploded through her headphones.
“You’re back? I, I made dinner. Did you see it? No, I should greet you first, right? Yeah. Yeah, that’s right.”
Noah wriggled restlessly on her chair like a startled cat, then suddenly lit up.
“Welcome home, Dohyun!”
With that bright, freckled smile, she thumped, thumped, thumped across the floor toward him.
The reason it was a heavy thump, thump, thump instead of normal footsteps was simple.
“Want dinner first? Or a bath? Or maybe…”
Her height was pushing two hundred and forty centimeters.


Noah dropped to her knees with a heavy thud, bringing her eyes level with Dohyun’s.
Even kneeling, their gazes were almost perfectly aligned.
She tilted her head, mimicking a line she must have seen on some site like Xtommy.
“Stop saying stupid shit, you idiot.”
Dohyun deliberately looked away from the two enormous breasts swaying right in front of him and snapped at her.
Proportionally speaking, if compared to an average-height woman, they would easily be K-cups. But stretched across a two-hundred-and-forty-centimeter, eight-foot-tall frame, they were the size of basketballs—no, exercise gym balls. There was no exaggeration in saying so.
“You just looked away, didn’t you?”
Noah flashed that wide, goofy grin again and crawled after him on her knees—thump, thump, crash.
“I didn’t.”
Dohyun turned his head again.
“Aww, but you totally did…♡”
Noah grinned even wider and crawled after him again on her knees—thump, thump, crash.
“You think I don’t know how men look at me…?♡♡”
She locked eyes with him.
“I used to be a guy too, so I know everything♡”
That freckled face smiled at him, bright and unhinged.