Incidents and Accidents (2): Maru's Voice Warning
Maru's voice provides audio support.
'I'm not small. The viewers will misunderstand. ^^'
"Kuh..."
That's scary. Maru never uses emotes like ^^. This is seriously creepy.
I keep typing and deleting. First, I mute my mic. Then I frantically type out a message.
"For real?"
"Hmm... I doubt it."
This is seriously scary. For real scary.
"Got it."
Maru's classic emote appears. She's definitely mad. I'm bound by the devil again. I had so much more to say... What a shame. No helping it.
I turn my mic back on and say, "That's all on that topic... Let's switch subjects."
"Someone I really respect..."
"Anyway, that's it for now! Sorry, everyone."
I read the chat calmly and lowchat along.
Then YouTube comes up.
"YouTube? It's going great! The editor's working super hard on it. Everyone, give thanks to the editor!"
"Why are you all like this? It's editor. Edi. Editor."
They're all suddenly calling her flat editor. Not just that—washboard editor, hey flat editor, super vulgar stuff like "aaa-cup needs just one bra?" or "how long does aaa-battery cup last?" or "I'm 169cm 120kg, am I bigger than the editor?" All bad vibes. She'd be so hurt if she saw.
"No more calling the editor names! Ban! For real."
I start a heartfelt apology on behalf of the jjangis.
"Editor, don't look at the jjangis' chat. Total scumbags! They need a scolding. How could they? This is too much!"
"When did I?!"
These guys suddenly pin it all on me. When did I do that? You think you can just gaslight your way out? This is blatant sexual harassment! It's fine for me since I'm okay with it... but the jjangis didn't get permission. I did... since they saw my face, that's permission!
"Sexual harassment! This is...! Fla, fla... No. Don't harass the editor! You'll get scolded!!"
The jjangis are even more hyped than before. They'll only learn if they get sued! They don't fear the law.
"You're getting scolded! For real?!"
I lay down the law. Chat can't keep this up. If the flat editor gets mad, I can't protect you. No choice.
"Flat editor, you there?"
"Ah! Editor, you there?"
"Let's scold our jjangis. You on Discord?"
Know what makes a lawsuit? I do. How? I looked it up. Absolutely not because I rage-lost a keyboard battle. I didn't even curse. For real. Just a little argument at a cafe. But they cursed me out, so I researched in anger. No, no, not that. I asked a ton on knowledge sites, so I know a bit. Still remember 'cause I'm pissed. No, no, not that. Just common knowledge!
First, real identity exposed. Can't punish with nickname. But if they dox where I live and stuff, it's reportable. But... funnier part? Still hard to punish. But! There's group sexual harassment, a killer law. Stands on sexually shaming words/messages alone. No need for defamation, falsehoods, specifics. Bad words? Busted... So don't talk trash online.
"Know group sexual harassment? Can sue for that! I researched tons during a cafe spat. They ragged on me, so I dug deep."
"Why me?!"
I'm totally innocent. I just stated facts. They twist facts into trash talk. Totally different. Me: facts. Jjangis: fabrications.
"I stated facts. But you started fabricating. You hurt feelings."
"Gotta endure."
Facts, so no choice. Facts hurt by nature.
But chat sentiment's bad. Most are poking me now. Think that'll get to me? Old me would've bitten. But now? Nothing fazes me. I know better~ Ehehe.
"Alright. Whoa~ whoa~ Sorry. Won't happen again."
I deploy the ultimate move: apologize. Super OP. Apology calms the crowd. How broken is that?! Timely sorrys fix everything.
"Thanks. Time for content. On the spot... Discord with the editor!"
Instant content. Nah, my form's insane lately. How'd I think of this? EXP gains changed me. Even I'm impressed—viewers must be blown away. Ehehe.
"Yep! Calling now?"
I immediately call the flat... editor.
"Hello!"
"Uh... hello."
The editor's voice. But... mic quality's trash. Gotta gift her mine later. Total cheap mic sound. Nothing like her real-life voice.
"Hi everyone... Flat Editor here..."
"No! Why say that! Our edi! Edi! Editor. Cool, right?"
"It's fine... I don't sue..."
"You should! If hurt, sue!"
"... Then the boss might disappear..."
This teasing's too mean! Rookie me would've freaked, lost sleep!! For real!!!
"Whoa! Joke, right?!"
"Ah~ Obviously a joke."
"Knew it! So fun!"
"Joke, right?"
"Total joke."
"Right?! Knew it!! Trusted you!"
Dona hater! I got scared!! Super scared!!
"Anyway! Questions now."
...Another hater wave. Why's this rice cake? It's interaction! Yeah. I didn't prep. But I can think anytime. Consideration for viewers... Why don't they get it? Makes me sad... Not guilty!
"Fine, I'll ask questions... No chances for you."
Hehe. Oh, that's it? Fair enough!
"Aw, really? Then ask away!!"
Ha... protect flat editor sis
Even weird chats have a ray of light. Gotta spot it. Don't read randoms. Finding light in weirdness—that's streaming.
"But editor, got your salary?"
Surprisingly, I've never paid! Dad said he would. Last month and this? "Yeah... got it."
"How much?"
Chat scolds me again... Hater. I really don't know. Dad handled it.
"M-my parents pay. Not me. How much?"
"I'm... getting more than I deserve..."
"Number?"
So curious!! Tell me!!
"Contract secret... sorry."
"No way. I'm the boss?! Boss doesn't know salary...!"
"That's how it is. More importantly... boss. Shocked by your lechy thoughts."
"Me? What?"
"Didn't know you scanned like that."
"Scanned what?"
"... Embarrassing to say."
I badger for 5 mins. What'd you scan? Tell me!! She finally spills.
"Appearance... Didn't expect full body scan... Too pervy."
"No..."
Massive shock. Brain off, I blurt:
"Isn't it normal? Face scan first. Then body sweep, hmm... evaluate. Like 'Oh pretty. Big boobs. Big butt...' Everyone thinks it. Just me?"
"Why's that a problem?"
"Thinking vs saying different... Exposes hidden stuff... And... I'm not that flat... Clothes were baggy... Normal people don't say this."
Nor-mal peo-ple. That hooks me. So I'm not normal?
Not normal means I'm a fact-obsessed nerd? Too shocking. Always chanted "Don't be fact-obsessed nerd!" But... Maru's right. Definitely... Kuh. Can't be fact-obsessed. Avoid facts. But... but. They're facts? Why can't say facts? Don't you know truth? Kuh... Still. Wanna be normal. Normal. Normal.
"Sorry... Won't obsess facts next time..."
"No. Fun. 'Cause not facts. Right?"
"..."
But they are? Keeps prodding. Trying to wake fact devil. Must endure. Seal with clear mind. Then normal!!
"Ri... right..."
"Boss. Shorts turned out great! Script awesome. Super happy! Right?"
"Huh?"
"Shorts script, right?"
"Guh... uh... maybe?"
"Right?"
"... Yeees."
"Kyaa~ Boss nailed it. Shorts title perfect: Editor Hater Reaction Test!! Right?"
"Ye..."
Overpowered by flat editor's aura, I agree. Hand on heart—no script. Just wanted pure facts on stream. Gotta grow more. Still lacking. Be hardworking Sena. New first-stream goal born this moment.
'Work hard to talk facts like a normal person.'
Heehee. Goal set!