Baby Princess Maru RP Setup
Since no one was commenting or helping with the thing about the respected Maru-nim becoming a baby princess, I turned the stream on early. As soon as viewers started coming in, they each dropped a comment.
“Hello everyone. It is a collab, but… so how do we set up the multiplayer?” I was really in a rush. There wasn’t much time left. I had to get it done quickly. If I invited a VIP and wasn’t prepared… I’d be dead. No matter how close I was with Maru-nim… that didn’t mean her viewers were close with me. If Maru-nim’s viewers got annoyed and tried to kill me off, even 200 Jjangpartisans wouldn’t be enough to win. So I had to set everything up cleanly.
“I’ll set up the multiplayer first and then explain. I’m in a hurry right now. Can someone please tell me how to set up multiplayer? Everyone… you have to tell me… I’ve tried so hard but I just don’t get it!!” I said desperately. Crap… please help me. Surely not everyone doesn’t know? That can’t be right. This game is super famous, so there must be people who know. Don’t tell me no one actually knows? This is going to be a problem.
“Does no one really know? Experts… please post it on the cafe. Sob sob.”
“No, guys. Please do it~ I’m begging you!!” Are they really doing this? They could at least help for the sake of our content. This is too much.
Wait, they’re trying to negotiate with me? Ugh… I’m in the weaker position right now, so I’ll accept the negotiation. “F-first, if you post it… I’ll do something for you too.”
Pathetic… no. I just took one step back for the negotiation. That’s basic negotiation tactics! Everyone knows that. “If you post it first, I’ll really… truly do it.”
“A long game stream…? Hmm… no one actually wants that. If I do it, it’ll just be supply with no demand.” Long game streams… their voices are loud but they don’t actually watch. The really shocking part is that when I do a long game stream, half the low-chat dogs get chopped off and the chat only gets one message per minute. Then the shocking part is that when a highlight scene comes on, that’s when the chat finally starts moving. And when the highlight ends? Back to one message per minute. After getting burned once, I’m never doing long game streams again. With something like Stardew or Zomboid, my tension goes up because I’m having fun so people watch, but weird long game streams lower my own tension too and that’s the problem.
“I’m not doing that. I was really shocked.”
“Kyaa~ Gamdasal, as expected from a channel with over 90% low-chat dogs, the reaction was great. Our channel’s low-chat dogs are really strong. The thing about low-chat dogs is they’re really into gaslighting. They nitpick everything, gaslight, start power struggles… gaslighting is basically their default. People who come to chat just to talk back. They’re always… eyes wide open ready to gaslight. And yet they’re praising me. “You liked that? I did well?” My tension went up without me realizing. Eheh. I think I heard somewhere that to unite your allies, you need to create an external enemy. It worked. It was really amazing. I’ll have to apologize later to the people who like long game streams by actually doing one. So for now, I’ll play the villain!!
“Oh, it’s up? Thank you!!” I immediately went to the cafe. It was really there. What kind of angel is this? “Angel-nim. What the!! I’ll give you a subscription ticket, Angel-nim.” I left a comment to give a gift to the kind angel. Angels preferred subscription tickets over burgers. They’d rather starve than watch ads… “Angel-nim, if you leave a secret comment, I’ll give you a subscription ticket right away. Good angels deserve a reward!!”
Wow, but it was way too long. Unbelievably long. Ugh… if it was the old me, I would’ve asked GPT to summarize it… but this was important, so I read and followed along one by one. Everyone said it would take ten minutes, but it took me two hours. Maybe because I’m so good at baking? The viewers just accepted it. Anyway, I succeeded.
“Wow… I did it, everyone. Angel-nims, Jjang-nims… I did it. It’s huge, right? Really huge?” This was a monumental achievement. I solved the problem all by myself. It was really hard, but I didn’t give up and followed along diligently. I worked really hard. The fruit of that effort had ripened.
“No… they’ll come now. New viewers… I’m done. Please come. But… I’ve grown a lot. Now I have 366 Jjangpartisans? Wow… I really grew a ton, right?” From 200 Jjangpartisans to 366, that’s 166 more. The fact that they all stuck around… I’m just so grateful. “Thank you, everyone.” I sincerely expressed my gratitude. Did they feel my sincerity? I was truly thankful.
Hmm… I turned on YouTube and searched for “Himaru aegyo compilation.” I’d seen it in the algorithm before and saved it because it was so cute. “Uuuung~ Maru can’t do aegyo Who made her do this!! The person who made her do aegyo, mie mie! But I still have to do it!! Hehit~” The first one already. Ah, it sounds so good. As expected… this is what aegyo is.
Yeah… why did I play this? I played it for a reason but forgot. Uh… why did I play it? I was going to do something. Hmm… ah! Ah! Right.
“Ah! That’s not it, before the walking dogs come… I’ll try it. Uuuuung uuuuung uuuuung. Jjangham can’t give orders… who made me do this. Asei gyeol!! All Jjang-nims, attention!! Don’t want to? Then we’ll do a salute instead!!! Hehit.” This was a delusion I had before bed after watching Maru-nim’s aegyo video. When I first thought of it, it was so funny I wanted to try it. I just wanted to try it. Should I check the chat too? Hehit.
“Well done. Uuuung uuuung uuuung. Thanks for helping~” If I had hands, I would’ve made a heart shape like Motteok-nim or Raming-i. Unfortunately, I don’t have that skill yet. I’ll use it as my ultimate move later. Euhahaha. I’ll become even stronger, stronger, so I can play with Motteok-nim, Raming-i, and… Maru-nim whenever I want. I’ll absorb everything and make 500… 1,000… 2,000 Jjangpartisans. Eheh. Just wait. Seon-a is coming.
When collab time came, a Discord call came in. “Hello!” “Yes~ Seon-a-nim, do you have any mods to install?” “Uh… I’ll send it to you!” I sent Maru-nim the cafe link with the mods listed. “Okay. I just need to download this, right?” “Yes! That’s correct.” “There’s nothing else after that, right?” “There is!! Something important!! The RP I mentioned on the call earlier… can we do that?” “Sure~ Did you tell the viewers?” “Not yet! Not yet! Should I tell them now?” I was ready. I was always ready to say it. “Seon-a-nim, please explain~” “Yes! I’ll explain. I’m going to make an RP, and Maru-nim is helping me create it… I’m the knight captain, and Maru-nim is the princess. Like, Maru Princess got younger. Why? Because the kingdom collapsed. From a demon attack!! But I’m Maru Princess’s knight. We escaped together. That’s my RP.”
No, Maru-nim has to be the princess, you idiots!! If I did it… it’d be the same. I’d just use honorifics and respect her, and that’s it. But if Maru-nim is the princess, then I’m the adult. I can show what an adult looks like, right? How fun is that?
“Yes~ So I’m the princess, and Seon-a-nim is the knight captain. When we log into the world, I’m the princess, so please think of me as a princess. How old am I?” “Five years old! Six years old!!” “Ooh, that’s too much of a joke.” “Nongmaru. Baby princess. Super cute and baby-like!!” “I like it~ Eungae. That’s what I wanted to hear. I’m five years old. Not thirty.” “Then I’m the older one, right? You have to be clear about this.” “Uh… yes. Because I’m the princess.” “Should I immerse myself? Really immerse?” “Yes. Do it. Knight Captain~ I’m Baby Princess Maru~” Then I’m the adult. As an adult, I should do something for the baby, right? “Okay. Maru, come here. Pbbbrrrrt, brrrrt brrrrt.” “…” “Brrrrrrrt.” “…” “Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.” “…” Nice, right? Our baby likes it, right? Happy? Can you feel the maternal love? Eheh. “Want me to do it again for our baby?” “No.” “Hing… why? You didn’t like it?” “It’s not that. It’s a bit much. I’m not that much of a baby.” “Then… I’ll do something else… Hing.” “Yes~ I like it. I’m a cool princess.” The baby spoke clearly. It felt like she spoke better than me. Even at five, since she’s from a royal family, she’s smart. Mature. Is that it? Hing. I thought she’d like it if I did this!! Hing. Hing. Hing. I’m hurt.