Turtle, Turtle — The Sushi Girl Shogun (3)
Takahashi Yuka, Shogun of Japan, refused to believe the rumors making the rounds. A pirate ship shaped like a turtle, rampaging along the coastline at will? It sounded like something a child would invent. Ignoring it, however, was getting harder by the day.
"Shogun! 'That ship' has sunk every last fishing boat in Osaka."
"...I'll go see for myself."
The rumors had been true. Osaka's waters were a wasteland. With every fishing boat sitting on the seafloor, the city had become a hollow shell — no more crabs or fish to eat, no more pearls or whale goods to sell.
"The Shogun is here...! We're saved!"
"Please punish that Hannam, Shogun!"
The sushi girls who'd been wrecked by the Geobukseon all clung to their Shogun, begging. Just a few days ago they'd built a lighthouse in Osaka with money plundered from other nations — and now that they themselves had been cleaned out by "pirates," they were singing a very different tune.
That was exactly why Han Min-guk had given the Osaka girl he'd taken prisoner a piece of his mind. Japanese women might have faces that made you want to rape them, but their heads were completely rotten. How the hell had they developed this kind of entitlement?
"Tsk. You're a sushi girl, but you reek of kimchi."
"Pull your cock out of my pussy! I'll give you all the money I have, just please don't cum insi— nngh?!"
Han Min-guk had no intention of boosting enemy Japan's population, so he'd only violated the sushi girl's cunt and pulled out to finish. He'd deliberately come on the bitch's face just to humiliate her, then muttered something incomprehensible like, "How's it feel getting wrecked by a colonial Hannam?"
At least, that was how the pretty young fisherwoman he'd raped had described it.
Even after hearing it, Yuka found the story hard to swallow, so she asked again.
"Lying to the Shogun is a grave crime. Did that bastard truly spray his semen on your face?"
"I-it's true, Shogun! He made me kneel because I wouldn't hand over the pearls... and he splattered that milky-white stuff all over my face..."
The Osaka sushi girl wailed as she spilled every last detail of the Hannam's atrocities.
By this point, Yuka's hand had found the katana at her hip. The Ice Princess Shogun's pride had been wounded.
What an insolent man, Hannamu. You dare disgrace the Shogun and the people of Japan and expect to walk away unscathed?
Yuka tucked her short blue hair behind her ear as the thought settled. The ravaged Osaka coastline was a wretched sight, but the Shogun remained as composed as ever. Her refined beauty carried a distinct chill.
"Gather every pirate ship in Tokyo."
Having collected herself, Yuka issued an order that nearly made her subordinates faint. Japan lived entirely off plunder — and she was prepared to sacrifice that income to focus on defense? A few of her retainers tried to talk her out of it, but the Shogun's aura crushed their objections flat.
"Do you bitches even think before you speak? What good is plundered gold if Japan vanishes from the map?"
"Forgive us, Shogun... we weren't thinking."
Yuka held the Geobukseon and the Hannam in high regard. She'd already visited several other cities they'd ransacked, and if a single ship could do this much damage in a matter of days—
This technology is an entire era ahead of us.
Which meant she had to stop them with everything she had. A former samurai and a battle maniac, Yuka was confident in a fight... but she still prayed there was only one Geobukseon. Even two — never mind three — could paint Japan's seas red with blood.
"We've answered the Shogun's call!"
"We were about to hit Shanghai, but we turned back to Tokyo, Shogun."
Before long, Tokyo's harbor was packed with Japan's unique naval unit — the Sekibune. Fast and nimble (Movement +2), they were purpose-built for raiding coastal cities and vanishing, a ship as wokou as they come. Their raw damage wasn't half bad either, and gathered in one place like this, they were a terrifying sight.
Yuka stepped before her assembled generals and gave the order.
"Capture Hannamu. A great reward awaits the samurai who brings me his cock."
True to the sushi-girl racial trait, she couldn't quite land a proper final consonant — but the atmosphere was grim enough. The Shogun's razor-edged aura froze her subordinates in place. The fate of Civilization Japan hung in the balance.
"Shogun! Enemy ship spotted in the strait!"
They found the Geobukseon near the city of Shimonoseki. A seasoned admiral before she was a Shogun, Yuka confirmed through reconnaissance that Hannamguk had only the one vessel. However strong a Geobukseon might be, a numbers gap this wide meant the fight was already over.
The Shogun drew her katana and pointed it at Hannamguk's warship.
Time to cook themselves a turtle.
Shogun Yuka was a capable admiral. Every cunt I'd faced so far would go into heat the second you so much as touched them and charge in blind — but the kimono Shogun had done her reconnaissance properly before picking a fight. The bitch had the basics down. If I got cocky just because I was a veteran player, I was going to get my ass handed to me.
"Haaah~ It's kinda boring just sitting here hiding, Daddy. Sluuurp."
"Ye-ji, I didn't think the Shogun would actually recall every last pirate bitch who'd left home either. Until the fighting starts, just keep sucking my cock."
"Schlck, schlck, schlck. You should probably cum soon, Daddy."
"Yeah, those sushi girls' ships are faster than I expected. Still, since we already started, hurry up and milk one out of me."
"Want me to swallow? Or should I wash my face with it?"
I thought it over for a second and told Ye-ji to swallow. We didn't have time for a facial.
Before long the Shogun's Sekibune were right on top of us, opening fire on the Geobukseon. Not that it did them any good.
"Mmph—!!"
"If you're done swallowing, get up here and command the crew, Ye-ji."
I'd parked the Geobukseon in the strait for exactly this reason. Land on both sides, open water only front and back — the sushi bitches' ships didn't have much room to swarm us. Getting dogpiled from every direction would've been a problem, but picking them off one from the front and one from the rear was nothing.
KABOOM!
The Geobukseon fired, and sushi ships started going under. Fast as they were, the glass-cannon Sekibune couldn't touch a Geobukseon.
It's like the Imjin War out of the history books.
In History, it had been the other way around — Joseon invading Japan.
The two Sekibune that had boxed us in from front and rear sank beneath the waves, and the one that barely survived turned tail and ran.
"Are sushi bitches fearless or just stupid, Daddy? They don't even know a cannonball puts a hole in your ship, hehe."
Ye-ji was too busy mocking the sinking Sekibune to care about much else.
"It's a sushi dinghy that just got its hole blown open by a cannonball~"
The filthy wordplay aside, Ye-ji was arrogant as hell. She'd been born a Great Admiral, and I was a veteran of History on top of being a modern guy — of course we knew cannons were terrifying. But the civilization cunts who hadn't even researched [Gunpowder] yet had never been on the receiving end of a cannonball, had they?
Sakura, the first one to eat a Geobukseon beating, had been taken prisoner with no chance to report back to the Shogun, and the only ships I'd sunk since arriving in Japan were fishing boats. So of course Yuka had no way to accurately gauge the Geobukseon's firepower.
"We're civilized people. Let's be understanding, daughter."
"Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp!Gulp—! Haaah... okay, Daddy. They've been hit now, so they won't talk back anymore, right?"
Hmm. Ye-ji had a point. After three Sekibune got absolutely wrecked, the Shogun's fleet stopped coming after us. Learning effect, apparently. That was also why I'd pumped another load into my daughter's mouth-pussy.
Having confirmed the Geobukseon's power, the Shogun bitch's fleet just sat there at a distance, surrounding us and staring.
"What do we do now?"
"What do you mean, what do we do? We just sit tight and wait."
They were the ones in a hurry, not us.
"They can't keep pirate ships that should be out raiding other civilizations parked here forever. Their income's taking a hit."
"Ah... yeah, that's true."
If they didn't like it, they could always quit living off plunder. The longer this dragged on, the more Japan bled. All I had to do was kick back, let Ye-ji suck me off, and wait.
"Ya-yamete!! Don't shoot! We didn't come to fight — we're here to deliver the Shogun's message!!"
Just as I'd predicted, Yuka sent a scout ship our way. A cute-looking sushi girl transferred over to the Geobukseon.
"Shogun Yuka wishes to negotiate with the pirates!"
"Pirates? The hell are you talking about?"
"Etto... anatatachi. You are pirates, deshou? You raided the coasts of Osaka, Tokyo, and Shimonoseki and ran."
We had made a killing on this raid, sure. Still, getting called pirates by a professional pirate felt like shit.
"Tell the Shogun to come to this Geobukseon. If she wants to negotiate with the civi.li.za.tion of Hannamguk."
Looks like I was going to have to teach that sushi Shogun bitch a serious lesson.
Yuka boarded the Geobukseon, uneasy as she was. Fortunately, the Hannam had enough sense to let her bring five samurai as escorts. That, however, was where "normal" ended. The moment negotiations started, the Hannam seized the initiative with a stream of filthy talk.
"The kimono suits you. The body underneath it isn't bad either. How a face that innocent and pretty ever decided to come raid Busan, I'll never know."
Yuka's eyes narrowed to slits, her hand going for her sword — and that was when the Hannam suddenly held up three fingers.
Three of these Geobukseon. And Hannamguk was such a massive civilization that they could stamp out as many more as they wanted, if they felt like it.
"Take those fern-sprout fingers off the sword and put your ass back in that chair. You Japanese bitch of a Shogun."
Faced with that, Yuka had no choice but to comply.
If this bastard is telling the truth...
The next invasion could wipe out Japan's navy entirely. Yuka decided Japan's fate mattered more than her petty pride.
"That's right. A real sushi girl is an obedient little female who does what a man tells her."
Han Min-guk beamed at the compliant Shogun. How could he not smile, given the situation?
It's all bullshit, you fucking cunt.
Hannamguk had exactly one Geobukseon. It had been spawned through a Great Admiral's unique ability, not researched through the tech tree — which meant they couldn't even make a second one, let alone three.
"So... what do you want from us, Hannam?"
The island nation's ruler simply had no way of knowing that.