Chapter 42
Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 42
Chapter Title: To Me, Duel is Sex
[Ohhh?! I'm turning into an idiot?!♡♡♡]
"Hah... Nngh...♡"
Right now, both my main body and my monster were in absolute, life-or-death peril.
Body & Monster in Peril
Squelch squelch♡
My pussy, soaked from watching the monster that looked just like me get violated, was being frantically stirred by my fingers. Victory or defeat? I'd forgotten about that ages ago...
Drip drip♡
Right now, my pussy had a dildo plunged deep inside, piercing straight to my womb and pressing up so hard it felt like it was hitting the ceiling—I couldn't even twitch.
And on top of that, tiny prongs attached to both sides of the dildo were forcibly stretching my fallopian tubes as they burrowed in...
Squiiiish♡
'It's... squiiiishing...♡'
When those rods crushed my ovaries, the white, squishy orbs compressed like they were about to burst.
Shudder...
"Hoo, haah...♡"
Plus, with the dot damage coming in nonstop, the dildo pressed against me started vibrating bit by bit, leaving my ovaries to tremble helplessly.
- Huh~? Is she passing out or what???
- Ersia-tang's just been shaking and doing jack shit
- You good bro?
"..."
Ersia, snap out of it.
You gonna submit to some ovary-vibrating pleasure?
You, the 8th Circle Archmage who protected Korea for 27 years and made a name as the strongest Hunter?
"I... can't lose yet...♡"
I clung to the last shreds of my reason and gripped the mouse.
Currently, my field had the Oracle Mage rendered helpless under tentacle assault.
To overcome this, I needed a new card.
"I... ngh... activate the effect: when Ersia is on the field, exclude 2 Magic Cards from my hand...!"
It was time to summon the monster from my deck that shone as core firepower alongside Ersia.
"Special Summon Gale Swordsman Zephyros from the Extra Deck!"
Gale Swordsman Zephyros
Kwaaaaaaaa!!!!
[...]
As my declaration ended, a ferocious gale erupted, threatening to swallow the entire field.
The raging winds died down, revealing a familiar face: the swordsman wielding a green broadsword.
"Slice through the enemy like the wind, Zephyros!!!"
[Roooar!!!]
[Keeheeheehee...!]
The moment I summoned him, I issued an attack order and charged straight at the foe without hesitation.
- Opponent's got 5 monsters tho?
- Can't clear 'em all this turn or we're screwed
"Don't worry, Zephyros has a hidden effect."
I ignored the worried chat from my viewers.
Slash!
Snikt!
Splurt!
"This card can attack each enemy monster once during battle!"
[Keeheeeek?!]
Of course, my loyal subordinate Zephyros started mercilessly slaughtering them, no matter how many there were.
Zephyros's ATK was 2500.
Mooks with maybe 500 ATK? Easy as pie.
[Kyaa...]
Swish.
With Ersia freed from the tentacles, Zephyros swept in like he'd been waiting and pulled her into his arms.
[Grrrrrr!!!]
"Hm?!"
But even after wiping out all the enemies, the opponent drew another card.
- Alien General dropped ㄷㄷ
- 4000 ATK, Zephyros can't touch it
"..."
[Kieeeek!!!]
Finally appearing on the opponent's field was a colossal monster woven from countless tangled tentacles.
"ATK 4000..."
An advanced monster that neither Zephyros nor Ersia could hope to take down right now.
- GG
- That thing grows next turn. We're toast.
"No."
Even as everyone declared the match over, I wasn't giving up yet.
"I activate Quick-Play Magic [Creampie Fusion] from my hand!!!"
- Huh?
- What kinda fusion...?
Pzzt zzt zzt!!!
The last card I drew from my hand was the ultimate trump to turn this duel around.
"Designate Zephyros and Ersia on the field as Fusion Materials!"
[Ersia...]
[Zephyros...]
As I played the Fusion card, the two monsters on the field gazed at each other tenderly...
Pound pound♡
[Ooooh?!♡ Ah... so good...]
[Grrooh!!! Cumming!!!!]
Right there in front of the massive tentacle monster's gaze, they started openly mating.
- WTF LMAOOOOO
- What is this shit lol
"You all don't get it—the ultimate fusion is pussy and cock combining (melding)!!!"
I clenched my fist and shouted proudly to them.
Strong cards aren't made just from good effects or high ATK.
Love.
Yeah, the power of love would lead me to victory.
[Aahn...♡]
[Ersia!!!]
"Answer my call, dragon that brings the end of all things!!"
Before long, the pair finished their creampie and were enveloped in massive mana, emitting a blinding flash...
And then, the enormous form that appeared on the field spread its wings, revealing its majestic presence.
"Apocalypse Dragon Ersiana!"
Apocalypse Dragon Ersiana
[Kroooaaaaar!!!!]
The descending dragon unleashed an intimidating roar, radiating overwhelming dragon fear.
[Keeik...]
No matter how mighty the Alien General, it instinctively shrank before a being of far superior caliber.
"This is the card of my soul."
[Grr rumble...]
Apocalypse Dragon Ersiana was a colossal dragon covered in blue scales.
Razor-sharp claws, piercing eyes...
Its thick tail was a weapon honed to pulverize foes.
- But 3000 ATK can't take it down?
"Heh... you sure about that?"
Sure, the opponent's ATK was higher, but that gap meant nothing.
"Apocalypse Dragon Ersiana's effect activates! Send any number of Magic Cards from my Deck to the GY, gain 1000 ATK for each!!!"
I had 23 Magic Cards left in my Deck.
Fine. I'd burn them all to fight.
"Are you prepared for judgment!!!!"
- ? She's insane
- Spear what??
"Go, Ersiana! Apocalypse Tempest Burst!!"
[Kroooaaa!!!]
With my final attack declaration, the dragon gaped its massive maw, gathering mana...
Kwaaaaaaaa!
An immeasurable torrent of power surged forth, shredding everything in sight.
[Kieeeek!!!!]
In the end, the foolish monster was incinerated in flames of judgment, vanishing heroically.
"Hoo... ha... good game, that was a fun duel."
- She actually won that
- Fact: Ersia wasn't trash, she'd have chopped the tentacles already~
Anyway, there was a close call mid-duel, but I pulled through somehow.
"Hehe, see that?! That's 2 wins in a row—hurry up and send the next one!"
- Look at this bitch getting cocky lol
- Fr lol
And faster than I expected, the next opponent jumped in.
"Oh, you're quick. This is the last one~"
Thus began the final match.
Oddly, the opponent let me go first.
Sweet! Works for me!
"Then, I activate [Premature Fusion]."
Great hand this time—I'd summon my ace monster right away.
"Exclude Ersia and Zephyros from my Deck to summon the listed Fusion Monster!"
Though, can't summon more on the turn you activate it, so stricter than Creampie Fusion.
But with my hand full of Quick-Play support for Apocalypse Dragon, no issue.
[Kroooaaaaar!!!!]
"My turn ends!"
- Jack Ersia quick summons Blue Demons Dragon!
- Why so fast~!
I swiftly called forth the blue-scaled dragon, set three cards face-down, and passed the turn.
On the opponent's turn, the first monster to emerge was...
[Kiriririk!!!]
"This is... Earth Machina deck?"
It looked like a worthless scrap heap.
Kiririk.
Thud!
Kudududuk!!!
"S-something's... happening..."
Harmless alone, but they kept crashing into each other, breaking and merging endlessly into bizarre forms.
Gears and machine parts littered the field, thick smoke belching wildly from smokestacks.
Kuuuung!!!!
Superheavy Bombardment Land Train Gustav Maximum
At last, a steel colossus far larger than Apocalypse Dragon revealed itself.
'...But Ersiana can get way higher ATK than now.'
Just 3000 for the moment, but link up with my sets and it's no problem.
Vrooooom!!!!
"What?!"
Defying my expectations, the opponent charged with even greater power.
Probably [Overclock], the Magic that doubles Machine Tribe ATK.
No, it's fine.
My Ersiana can hit 26000 with its own effect.
"Apocalypse Dragon Ersiana's effect activates! Send Magic Cards from my Deck to GY to boost ATK!"
[Krooooaaaa!!!!]
[Kiririririk!!!]
Finally, the behemoths clashed.
Clunk!!!
Even mid-clash, a red fuel-tank robot latched onto the runaway locomotive...
"Ha! Matching my monster's ATK? Not bad."
They frantically unleashed effects, gearing up for the finishing blow.
"Quick-Play Magic! Dragon's Wrath doubles Ersiana's ATK to 52000!!!"
[Kroooaaaaar!!]
This was all-or-nothing... ultimate field clash!
Rumble rumble!!!
The opponent revved its steam engine in response, the fuse on the bombs in its cargo igniting.
Probably [Ragnarok Bomb].
Match the opponent's ATK, destroy their monster in battle, deal that damage to me only.
"No way."
[?!]
But I had no intention of losing alone.
"Activate [Final Duel - Finale Fusion]!!!"
Kiiiiing!!!
This card destroys both players' monsters and deals damage equal to their combined ATK.
"Let's explode together."
Kwaaaaaaaaang!!!!
The field filled with light.
Like witnessing a supernova up close—an overwhelming spectacle.
Of course, both sides took 102000 damage... but a draw beat losing, way cooler.
"...Huh?"
Then, one forgotten fact hit me.
Right now, I had a dildo stuffed in my womb, and its vibration scaled with damage, right?
So...
Um...
Uh...
"I'm fucked..."
Shiiiiiver!!!!!
But before I could finish the thought, the tidal wave crashed over me.
...Because the dildo in my pussy vibrated at 102000 RPM, madly churning my ovaries.
"Ohogogogogogogogogogogo?!?!?♡♡♡♡♡"
Ultimately, pleasure beyond consciousness flipped my eyes back, nosebleed flowing...
Twitch twitch...
Spiiiish!!!!
My ovaries battered nonstop into oblivion, and vulgar squirt sprayed from my crotch like a fountain.
- If she forgot midway, major props lol
- Absolute skull-fuck year lol
- But tactile suit that intense...?
- Dunno lol
But what could I do?
Protecting the duelist's pride came before my womb.
"Ah... heeek...♡"
...Still, never doing this shit again.
"Diabolos, sir! Sorry! Failed to hypnotize Ersia into submission!"
"Kukuku, as expected of the Archmage... enduring our brainwashing climax duel."
Meanwhile, in the insects' damp nest, the king of bugs finally rose.
"Worry not. That bitch is starved for sex... she'll meet us soon enough."
"Yes, Your Majesty!!!"
Thus, insect swarms like hungry ghosts closed in on Ersia moment by moment.