Chapter 41
Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 41
Chapter Title: The Archmage is a Lousy Duelist
"Alright, today's game is Majesty Duel!"
? Majesty Duel here?
Sudden as hell ;;
Ersia playing this game too? Thought girls wouldn't. Surprising.
After wrapping up my VTuber debut stream, the content I kicked off with was a card game.
Singing... honestly, I've never practiced, so pass.
Chat streaming still felt awkward for me, so I picked something I could do comfortably.
"Of course, it's viewer participation, and tier decks are banned—hope you understand!"
Oh, finally time to show off that secret RNG deck.
Show us the dream OTK girl lololol get hyped
Was gonna show my burn deck but nvm
Still, I had a decent userbase, and plenty of viewers were itching to join.
Don't cry if Ersia gets wrecked lol
Gonna juice her later after beating her
"Hehe, don't underestimate me—I'm pretty good at this."
Oh, and I'd placed in offline tournaments before.
Sure, back in my guy days, but I'd racked up solid results thanks to smart side decks and counters.
"Come on in, anyone!"
Of course, I wasn't practicing as much now, but that old gambler's spirit lingered.
What do we get if we win?
Fr, drop some boobies
"Hmm..."
Without stakes, participation would be low and the hype weak.
"I'm wearing a haptic suit right now."
???
This was the moment to mention the dildo buried in my womb.
"Every time I take damage, it'll shock me proportionally."
Oh... no way.
Heh heh heh heh heh
My suggestive words got the viewers buzzing.
"Taking 4k or 8k damage out of nowhere would hit me with insane stimulation... right?"
Fuck open the gates!!!!
Ersia go fap lol
In reality, the haptic suit was a lie—the dildo just vibrated proportional to damage.
It soothed my itchy ovaries and boosted viewer engagement. Two birds, one stone.
...Who am I kidding?
How did I end up like this?
I suddenly feared myself for dreaming up getting attacked by viewers to masturbate my ovaries.
"A-hem! Room's open."
Woooohoooo!!!!!
I'm gonna mess you up with my dueling
Anyway, priority one: tame my horny ovaries and finish the content safely.
In ㅇㅇ
Ah fuck too late.
"Perfect, one's here—let's go."
Click.
I hit start as soon as the opponent entered.
They took first turn... as expected.
Second isn't great, but my deck has breakers, so fine.
Vrrr.
The opponent's first summon was...
[Kyukyu?]
Fluffy pink puppy with cotton-candy vibes.
"Eh."
Fuuuurrrr lolololol
Furries lololol
Ugh fuck furry bastards again
But the chat exploded over this fluffy furball, leaving me puzzled.
Then their spell activated, and I got it.
[Kyufufufu...♡]
Sexy beastkin warrior in bikini armor pops out.
"What the hell is this...?"
The cute puppy was gone, replaced by a sexy beastkin girl in bikini armor.
...Especially those exaggerated tits and sultry look made me cringe.
"Wow, they have themes like this now...?"
Konami got a taste of shady cash and went degenerate ㅇㅇ
Hot tho why complain?
Crazy furry fucks
I clicked my tongue in shock, and the chat split into arguments.
[My turn]
"My turn anyway—let's start."
Opponent had about three beastkin warriors out.
"I summon Word Sorceress - Ersia!"
Time for my deck's ace.
? Such a card exists?
New deck I've never seen.
"Hehe, it's a card I got from the devs as thanks."
Even core players seemed confused, so I grinned smugly.
"My voice is the echo of magic."
The monster before me was a stunning sorceress in a long robe and hat—unbalanced design with hip slits and sideboob.
Plus, among pretty girl cards, her huge, lewd tits stole the show.
"When a gate opened at Konami HQ, they called for backup. I cleared it and got this."
Oh yeah
Giving cards as thanks ㄷㄷ classic Konami
This card was proof of my feats—and an eternal memory.
"Activate spell: Thunder Cyclone!"
Rumble rumble rumble!!!!
I fired off the powerful spell from my hand to wreck their field.
[Kyufufufut!!!]
Beastkin swings dual blades to block lightning...
[Kkuheeeeeek?!]
Zapped to crispy furry barbecue.
??? Wtf
Leopard Warrior blocks spells twice per turn tho?
"Hehe, that's Ersia's effect."
Word Sorceress - Ersia: While this card is on the field, opponent cannot activate effects to your spell activations.
A powerhouse that locks chains on player spells.
Simply put, my deck spams high-value spells unchallenged to grind their field.
Strong but has limits
Fr must normal summon, useless without spells in hand...
"Yeah, exactly."
As viewers said, old card—tricky to use.
ATK 2000 / DEF 0
Stats mediocre too—no protection, she's vulnerable.
"Ah, they surrendered."
Won this one, but strategy exposed—watch out next.
Next next
"Got it."
No breather—straight to next match.
This skill level might carry me fine?
[Kki hihihiik!!!]
Grotesque alien appears.
"Gross..."
Ooh lol brainwash hypnosis alien incoming wwww
Looks like total ass lol
Opponent's field: hideous aliens. I shuddered.
Ugly looks, creepy laughs—nightmare fuel.
[Ke hehehek!!!] [Ku hihihi!!!]
UFO field down—aliens multiply like roaches.
Revulsion peaked.
But what's their plan? Just swarming monsters does nothing.
Click
Then aliens extended slimy tentacles to flip a switch—situation flipped.
[500 Damage!]
[500 Damage!]
"Eeeek?!♡♡♡"
Shiver...
Sudden LP loss—dildo in my womb buzzed wildly.
Looks like shit and effect too lol
That's the Alien deck ㅇㅇ swarm, self-destruct, repeat
Ersia's moans so lewd♡♡♡
"Ngh...♡"
I spasmed around the dildo shaft teasing my ovaries, eyes trembling as I read effects.
"This deck isn't for winning, is it?"
ㅇㅇ spot on
Just pure troll deck lol
No wincon in sight.
Self-destruct summons for tiny burn? Obvious meme deck, but...
[500 Damage!]
[500 Damage!]
"Hiyaaaaah?!♡♡♡♡"
...specialized at tormenting my ovaries right now.
Absolute madlad lol
Fr this is dedication
They thought haptic suit, but my fallopian tubes were pierced, ovaries getting railed.
This... keeps up, I'm in real trouble...
"Summon Word Sorceress - Ersia!!!"
Pull ace and end it quick...!
[Kihehehehek!!!]
Aliens pull weird ray guns...
"Eh?"
[Hu... hue?]
Pink ray engulfs my monster.
"No, my Ersia!!!"
I wailed in despair at the scene.
That look, that effect... only one possibility!!!
[A...]
[Ki hihik!!]
Aliens leer at dazed witch.
Vision blurred, body limp—she couldn't resist tentacles.
Squelch!!!
[Ahn...♡]
[Kihehehehek!!!]
They strip her robe and dress...
"W-wait! This is straight-up adult content!"
I yelled at the blatant scene.
News to you?
Bro, post-Scarlet rape this stream's adult-rated forever ;;
"Ah."
Right, that...
That makes sense!!!
"No, even so—this game's all-ages!"
Tearlaments & Kashtira nearly killed it post-launch but adult rating saved it with lewd shit ㅇㅇ
Furry warriors & those aliens came from that
"My god."
My nostalgic game nearly died, survived by whoring out 19+ content for cash...
Should I love it or hate it?
[Ohook?!♡ Wait... there...]
Ersia getting fucked lololol
Byeee lol
"Nooooo!!!!!!!"
I helplessly watched my ace get tentacle-raped.
[Ki hiiik...]
Witch's clothes shredded, tentacles invade ears, kneading her brain.
"O... ook? My head...? Forgot my spells..."
[Ke hehehek!!!]
Her proud form melted away, leaving a pleasure-drunk bitch.
"Having to watch myself get fucked like this..."
I glared bitterly at the scene.
Squelch.
"Hngut♡"
...Hand shoved between my thighs.
"Aahn♡ Love it♡ Nipples feel so goood...♡"
"Hah... hah, me getting fucked so lewdly..."
? What u doing?
~ Time to grab tissues lol
S-sorry, I used to be a proud duelist...
Seeing this... my body's heating up...♡