Chapter 24
Chapter 24
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 24
Chapter Title: You Cum a Ton, Huh?
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"Phew, that was kinda tough too."
After it was all over, I flopped down on the bed to catch my breath.
"..."
Virginia, meanwhile, still had that gloomy look on his face, silently turning his back to me.
Honestly, yeah, I might've been a bit forceful, but it was an unavoidable choice if we wanted to save the world.
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⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ - Here it comes! - Graaaahhh!!! The crazy menopausal chicken coop is attacking!!! '...Was I that forceful?'
Honestly, I don't think it was that bad.
I just used Word Magic to grab Virginia as he tried to run, pinned him down, climbed on top, and shook my hips, that's all.
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⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ - Ngh... yeah, feels good, right? Glad we did this? - Guuuuh!!! My virginity to this old hag...! - Heh? Acting all tough? - Wha-mmph?! Sure, he spat some nasty words at me, but I shut his mouth with my tits and milked every last drop of his cum out of him.
His mouth said no, but his lower half was brutally honest. Kinda cute, really.
"Crazy menopausal rapist monster bitch..."
"..."
But when he kept glaring daggers and spewing insults, even I have my limits.
Smack!!!
"Gahk?!"
"Did I rape you?"
Like right now.
"Uh... ngh..."
"Nah? You liked it too, didn't you, Virginia?"
I straddled his stomach and drove my fist in as I asked again.
I didn't really want to go this far, but calling me an old hag or a menopausal chicken coop? Any woman would snap.
"You shot a ton of cum right into my womb, didn't you?"
"Kheh?!"
Smack!
I held back, though.
Plus, I'm a mage, and he's a beast warrior type, so no lasting damage.
"We did this by mutual agreement, right? Answer if you don't want another."
"Y... yes..."
"Hehe, good."
Anyway, a good ol' manly(?) exchange of blows, and he straightened right up.
"Well, I'll be off then."
"Eh..."
Mission accomplished—Virginia's seed secured—I changed clothes and left the hotel.
...He looked pretty wrecked. Hope he's okay.
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"Hnnngh...!"
"Lady Ersia, just a bit more!"
After that, I headed to Elia's church for the birth.
As always, with the saintess and a bunch of midwives watching, I sped up the fetus's growth with time acceleration magic and gave birth...
Squish!
"Nyaaahhhhn?!♡"
"Congratulations! It's a beastkin boy!"
Another new life emerged from my lower half.
The only difference from a normal baby: white hair and wolf ears.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ #1 Male - Birth of S-Rank 5th Virginia's child complete! Current promotion progress: 6/100 And with the progress update came a freshly refreshed status window.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ - Choose the male you want to get impregnated by. *Caution! Males outside the options won't count. You must pick one to proceed to the next! Unselected males carry over to the next options. 1. Beast Demon King Hakurou 2. Shell Bug King Diabolos "..."
What is this? Not a single human in sight.
Why do the options keep getting worse?
"Stacking up six already... I really feel myself getting stronger."
But every time I hit a promotion milestone, I could sense myself inching closer to 9th Circle.
"..."
And I reflected on what all this meant.
Last time, I dismantled the lawless Kerudan gang and reformed their boss.
I tracked down the Demon Gentleman who'd slipped away long ago.
Finally, I toppled the Goblin Emperor, rescued the hostages, and reclaimed the occupied territories.
I even got Ksharnak to agree to a ceasefire with the Association—no more conflicts ahead.
Terror from Kerudan, goblin occupations—all that lifted a huge burden off the peacekeeping forces.
"I've been working my ass off, so time for a little break."
What I'd been through wasn't easy.
Forced into slutty outfits, my first births...
Lightning's sexual harassment, Personality Excretion, sensory deprivation traps...
Fighting nonstop, popping out five kids at once—an average hunter couldn't even function in daily life.
"Wahhh!!! Wahhh!!!!"
"Sigh, fine. Mommy time it is."
Plus three more babies by my bed.
FYI, the missing ones are the two tentacle blobs (with Bilhelmina) and Alexander's spawn.
Can't raise inhuman kids here—the other newborns might freak.
"Slurp slurp..."
"Let's review my next moves while feeding you guys from both tits."
Goals left: 94.
The real question is whether my womb can hold out that long.
"At least Elite Tentacle Doc fixed my ovaries."
Bought me some time, but not enough for 94 more births.
Need a more fundamental fix.
"Youth Potion? Nah, duration's too short."
It only lasts 20 minutes, though it leaves lingering perks like firmer skin.
But barely shaves off physical age—it's a band-aid.
Even my magic can accelerate fetal growth, but rejuvenating my body? Limits.
Strictly speaking, the fetuses grow fast by sucking up my mana and nutrients. To reverse my time... I need a higher realm.
Impossible at 8th Circle now.
9th might do it, but by then I'd be transcendent—pointless.
"Hm? Familiar faces on the news."
Lost in thought, my eyes drifted to the TV showing some allies.
- Breaking news: Shell Bug King Diabolos's army appeared; S-Rank 10th Zephyros blocked it, but property damage hit about 2 billion won...
- Nightmare Demon King Hakurou's Night Parade of One Hundred Demons has Kyoto, Japan, under travel ban. In response to Japan's request, S-Rank 9th Lightning...
"Zephyros and Lightning are grinding today too."
The guys I've tied myself to are still busting their asses domestically and abroad.
"Look, that's your daddies."
"Agoo!"
"Wah..."
Perfect timing—I scooped up Epiros and the kids to watch together.
"..."
How long since a peaceful day?
No roadside ambushes, no humiliating demands.
No sex either—blissful quiet.
"Time to head home and rest."
Seeing the kids asleep beside me, breathing softly, I knew it was time to go.
"Lady Ersia, heading out?"
"Yeah, take good care of them."
"Yes ma'am!"
Anyway, left the kids with Elia and finally went home after ages.
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"Might as well check the gallery."
Nothing to do? Surf the Hunter Gallery, catch up on trends.
...Getting older, falling behind fads? Kinda anxious.
Time for some ego-surfing—dove into the latest posts.
"Two-jjeon-koo? What's that...?"
First post: something about weird cookies.
Trendy dessert concepts, but eh.
5,500 won? That's three or four tasty twisted donuts. Why bother?
"Skip this one..."
Board's full of crude memes and spam as usual.
Wonder how the public's viewing me lately?
Tap tap tap.
📰 Search Results Search: Ersia Saved Searches: Menopausal, Chicken Coop, 47yo, Cow Tits... 📄 Post List — 1. Title: Meme girl eats yummy grub proportional to her plumpness (Ersia meme.jpg) Cute and kawaii 47yo Ersia-chan☆ Comments: — Starve — Dog chow — Gonna starve — Eggplant kimchi rotting in the fridge for a week — 2. Isn't Ersia still pretty young??? Women can go at least up to their 50s Comments: — Crazy granny simp ;; — 3. Has Ersia hit menopause tho? — 4. Does pounding Ersia make wood-splitting sounds? — 5. She's fucking rotten!!!!! "Hweeeeng!!! I don't wanna see this!!!"
Ego-surfing just stabbed my heart, but there was some useful info amid the trash.
— Title: Pulling troops from Goblin Gate area? Just now Idk wtf, but gate guards all dismissed and told to take leave lol Hostages freed, goblins stopped attacking, they'll call if shit hits the fan Comments: — Fr? Won't leave it undefended and goblins go apeshit? — These fuckers always play nice then kidnap chicks and rape... brainrot? ㄴ Nah;; heard from B-rank bro — Fml finally can breathe — What do those animal bastards trust to pull out??? Association's got no safety sense ㄴ Yup Ersia vouched~ "Huh, news travels fast."
Not embargoed, but goblin conflict dying down spread quicker than expected.
Probably survivor and soldier testimonies.
— Title: Kerudan shitstains got CURB STOMPED LMAOOOO (Kerudan remnants getting hauled off in a line.jpg) These fucking assholes always hassled me, now they're dead or jailed kekeke Aw shucks got played kek Hey you who stole my pre-ordered Ersia figure? Thanks for returning it after 4 yrs bitch kekeke Comments: — LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO — Pure love this — Ersia figure? Link plz. ㄴ (shady link pops up) ㄴㄴ KEK virgin titty poop lmao ㄴㄴ (Wanna strip? Con) "Why's my figure popping up here..."
Saw it mentioned, clicked the link just in case...
TL;DR: fully strippable adult figure—clothes, hat, panties, all off.
"Why's the anal wrinkles and pussy so detailed?!"
This is straight-up sexual harassment! Tits huge, nipples puffy!
"...Maybe buy one."
Not to ogle my sexy bod, obviously. To keep it from pervy hands.
It's pretty and high-quality, that's all.
'Ngh...♡ So lewd...'