Chapter 12
Chapter 12
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 12
Chapter Title: You're Older Than My Mom
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"Gulp... gulp!"
"Whoa, you sure can hold your liquor tough, sis."
"Phew... th-thanks."
The initial awkwardness gradually faded, and as the drinks flowed, the atmosphere warmed up.
"By the way, you've got one hell of a smoking hot body, sis."
"Eek..."
At some point, though, the young guy started staring blatantly.
His eyes traced the smooth line from her legs to her thighs, lingering on the glimpse of white panties under her short skirt as he smacked his lips.
Then he casually draped an arm around her waist, staring piercingly at her heavy, prominent breasts.
Finally, he gazed at her fair skin and aquamarine-clear eyes, inwardly marveling.
Smoothly.
"Eep?!"
"Your reactions are adorable too."
Soon, as his hand caressed her defenseless thigh, an childish squeak escaped her lips before she knew it.
"Mmm... so firm and bouncy."
"Um... hey..."
The guy toyed with her inner thigh, but her drunken body struggled to resist.
'Wh-what do I do? This might be getting a bit dangerous...'
She'd only meant for a light mood boost, but backing out now felt awkward.
"Did you get any work done? Or all natural?"
"N-natural."
"For real?! Boobs and face?"
"Y-yeah..."
To be precise, it was all due to her awakening changing her body.
"Mind if I feel them just once?"
"...Huh?"
Squish!
But before she could answer, the guy mischievously grabbed her breast.
"Too big... doesn't fit in one hand..."
"Hii?!"
Soon enough, he started groping her body without restraint.
Judging her drunk, he roughly kneaded her breasts, fondled her thighs, then slipped a hand under her skirt...
"Hngk♡"
"You're wet already. Isn't your sensitivity off the charts?"
Drip♡
As he said, fluid began seeping from the crotch of her white panties.
'N-no... can't spread so easily like this... I'm a guy with strong chastity ideals...'
She desperately held back her heated body and turned to Scarlet for help, but...
"Mmmph♡ Slurp...♡"
"Smooch..."
"Eh."
Scarlet was already locked in a sloppy deep kiss with her guy.
So that's why they called her 'Eternal Maiden Hunter' Scarlet.
"What's your name, sis?"
"Si... Sia."
"Sia sis, what do you like usually?"
He asked about her interests friendly-like, and after a moment's thought, she answered.
"P-plastic models."
"Huh?"
"Assembling plastic models..."
"Oh~ Like Gundam?"
"Yeah!"
It might seem random, but plastic models had been her high school hobby, so she chatted excitedly.
"I know about that. My uncle's always building stuff."
"Really?!"
At least he seemed interested, which was a relief.
"Broke a few when I visited, though."
"..."
Of course, that line instantly killed her mood.
...So this was the vicious nephew who shows up every holiday.
"Gundam, that's the one with robots fighting in space, right?"
"Exactly! Strictly speaking, when radar fails in space fleet battles due to Minovsky particles, humanoid mobile suits change the tide of war..."
Seeing him pretend to know, she got hyped and words poured out.
"Huh?"
"Oh! Starting from the beginning, there was this politician named Gihren Zabi, who awakened the Newtype evolution in space colonists..."
"Ah, yeah..."
She rambled on excitedly for a while, leaving him dazed, nodding blankly. The longer it went, the more boredom showed on his face.
"Sis, I'm heading out first!"
"Huh?"
Suddenly, Scarlet linked arms with her blue-jacket guy and headed off.
No way they're going off to do it now.
"...Shall we call it too?"
"Yeah."
The awkward vibe hit, so they stood with sheepish faces.
'Alright, let's check how good that dick really is?'
Of course, he just wanted to shut her weird mouth and pin her down.
"Check, please."
"Aw, sis, let me get it!"
As Ersia maturely offered her card, the guy protested outwardly but cheered inwardly.
'Free drinks and banging a hot chick... jackpot?'
Grinning at saving cash and scoring, then...
"Sir, is this your ID?"
"Oh, sorry. Where's my card."
Ersia had accidentally handed her resident registration ID instead of her credit card.
"Huh?"
The guy sneakily peeked and witnessed a shocking truth.
'Born '79?! Wait... she's 47!?' He froze in chill realization, brain spinning desperately.
"Um, sis... you're really 47?"
"Ah."
The guy cautiously asked, and Ersia couldn't hide her fluster.
She'd planned a casual split from the start, but hadn't expected the lie caught at the end.
"Wh-why?"
"No... uh..."
He couldn't continue, face twisted in confusion.
"My mom's born in '80..."
"Oh."
He belatedly realized he'd nearly hooked up with someone older than his own mother.
"Sorryyy!!!"
"W-wait?!"
Thud thud!
Unable to touch a woman his mom's age, the dutiful son bolted.
.
.
.
.
Ring ring.
"Waaah... Zephyrooos..."
Not content with her real age exposed, ditched by the guy, Ersia sadly called someone.
- Ersia?! What's wrong all sudden?
Stumbling alone on an empty street, she poured out her woes in a teary voice to her old friend.
"Wah, the guy said I'm older than his mom..."
- No idea what happened, but hang on. I'm in Busan on business too.
Zephyros silently listened to her complaints over the phone, then raced over.
About 10 minutes later...
"Ugh, booze smell."
"Ehehe... Zephyrooos..."
He appeared like the wind, and flushed drunk Ersia waved cheerily.
"...Let's go."
"Okay."
Zephyros piggybacked the wasted her and headed off.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ - Chirp chirp!
"...Unfamiliar ceiling."
Next morning, Ersia stared blankly at the white ceiling from bed.
Where the heck is this?
"Snooore..."
"Zephyros?"
Turning curiously, Zephyros snored beside her on the bed.
"..."
Right, yesterday she went drinking with Scarlet and...
"Aaaaaah!!!"
Recalling it all, shame hit. If she hadn't drunk so much, none of that would've happened!
"Snooore..."
"Sigh..."
And Zephyros beside her had probably brought her here.
Seeing her changed into a white dress shirt, she felt she owed him a bit.
"Ew, messy."
Looks like he'd crashed here after dropping her off; table littered with empty bottles and half-eaten snacks.
First, gotta clean this mess.
She sorted scattered clothes on the floor, tossed them in the washer...
"Disintegrate."
Whoosh.
Her incantation vanished dust and trash.
Best part of TS-ing into a witch? Cleaning's a breeze.
"...Purify."
Splash!!
She scrubbed the stained floor spotless, then cast cleansing magic on herself and Zephyros too.
"Snooore... snore."
Amusing he slept through it all.
"Now, shall I make breakfast?"
She donned an apron and headed to the kitchen.
"Nothing edible..."
Zephyros's fridge: zilch worthwhile.
Explains his crap diet.
Best she could: leftover beef brisket, tofu, veggies, bit of miso, two ramen packs?
"Gotta use it all then."
True chef doesn't fuss over ingredients.
First, cube the tofu, chop green onions and chili.
Oil in pot, fry onions for fragrant oil, add spoonful miso, stir gently without burning.
Pour water on fried stuff, boil, dump ramen soup mix...
Add noodles, prepped veggies, tofu; when noodles half-done, toss in brisket.
Noodles chewy? Kill heat, serve in two bowls.
"Mm, Ersia... whatcha doing?"
"Oh, Zephyros up?"
Perfect timing as cooking finished; he yawned, scratching belly sleepily.
"My beef miso ramen."
"Looks tasty."
"Hehe... we drank together yesterday, so hangover cure together? Dig in."
They sat at the table in pajamas for late breakfast.
"Slurp..."
"Whoa, hits the spot?"
Her cooking, but spicy broth soothed the gut perfectly.
"All done."
"Hold on, I'll clean up."
Satisfied meal over, she started dishes.
Human food—magic feels wrong for this.
"Hum de dum~"
"..."
But as Ersia did dishes, Zephyros leered at her back lewdly.
Baggy shirt, but her swaying hips peeked out.
White lingerie panties dug into plump ass flesh, obscenely teasing.
Plus, massive tits spilling sideways...
"Eek?!"
Squeeze!!!
So squeezable, he wanted to pounce from behind.
"Zephyros...?"
"Ersia, you're fucking hot."
"Hng♡ Don't tease my nipples...♡"
Unable to hold back, Zephyros ravished her defenseless body mid-dishes.
Groped bra-less tits, kneaded plump ass...
Shlick!
Stab stab!
"Nnghii♡?!"
"Damn, pussy's all sloppy."
Hand into her panties, fingering inside.
"Dessert after meal, right?"
"...You beast♡"
Finally, swept in boiling lust, they devoured each other fiercely.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ In a darkened auditorium thick with shadows, villains ringed a round table.
"Everyone gathered?"
"...Yes."
"Then let's begin."
The man at center adjusted his glasses coolly.
"S-Rank 1st, elite force Ersia's Personality Excretion Operation...!"