Chapter 11
Chapter 11
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: It's Basically a Chicken Coop... Cluck
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⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Male No. 2 - Childbirth with S-Rank 9th Lightning complete! Current upgrade progress: 2/100 "Ahem, shall we quickly move on to the next one?"
Thanks to my birthing-optimized hips and hunter physique, I recovered swiftly and began selecting my next partner.
⚙ SYSTEM ALERT ⚙ Select the male you want to lay eggs with. *Caution! Males outside the options won't count.
You must pick one to proceed to the next! Unselected males carry over to the next choices. 1. Goblin Emperor Alexander. 2. Loli Milf Hunter. "Who's this one?"
The Goblin Emperor Alexander popping up for the third time already nagged at me, but that nickname? No clue whatsoever.
Still, he'd have to be way better than some monster like a goblin.
⚙ SYSTEM ALERT ⚙ Male No. 2 - S-Rank 5th Virginia selected! "Hng, so it's this guy."
Virginia's species was lycanthrope.
Of course, he'd originally been human, but after awakening, he'd turned into a werewolf.
Just like how I'd become a witch.
"Come to think of it, I've never really chatted with him casually."
Zephyros and Lightning were folks I'd hung out with before, but Virginia? Only business meetings now and then, no personal talks.
Sure, a bit uneasy, but nothing to worry too much about.
"Hehe, I'm pretty, after all!"
Before mixing it up with them, I'd lacked confidence in my body, trapped in victim delusions.
But Zephyros and Lightning kept praising how cute and pretty I was...
"They said my body was hot..."
Back then, it embarrassed me to no end, but looking back now, it didn't feel bad at all.
Was I fully a woman now? A head pat and a "you're pretty" made my heart race.
"Yeah! I'm still in my prime!"
Now, I was starting to see my own charms.
Better than those immature, charmless young girls— a sexy, experienced woman like me was way superior.
People loved my huge ass and tits, so he'd welcome me for sure.
...Though it still felt a tad shy.
"Alright, let's see where we're headed."
The next one would fall head over heels for my charms, too.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Chicken coop, huh..."
⚙ SYSTEM ALERT ⚙ Partner has refused mating. "...Huh?"
Daring to reject me?
A sexy woman like me, pretty with huge tits and a fat ass?
"Women over 25 are basically aunties..."
And then, the beastkin boy spat that at me while I reeled in shock.
No, something was off here.
I clearly remembered the Association Chairman inviting me to the reception room, saying he'd set up a meeting with Virginia.
There, I'd sat across from Virginia, who was pouting like he was displeased about something.
I'd slowly explained my circle upgrade goal to him...
"47 is totally rotten..."
"N-No it's not!"
The boy rejected me with a teary emoticon face straight out of some community forum.
"My skin's still firm, my figure's great, and my face is pretty!"
"Better a plain 20-something than a pretty old hag in her 40s..."
"No! Zephyros said I look like a fresh 20-year-old virgin!"
"Still an auntie..."
"Hic, waaah..."
In the end, Virginia's barrage of brutal facts sank me without a fight.
"I like cute, squishy Elia-mommy, not some old hag like you."
"You... I won't forgive you!!"
"Kieeeek!!! Flying chicken coop!!!"
Crash!!
The moment I saw Virginia relentlessly hurling insults, my pent-up rage exploded. I flipped the desk and lunged.
"Beast's Stride!"
Whoosh!
Shatter!!!
But Virginia nimbly activated a skill, smashing through the 50th-floor window and fleeing.
"Ughhh!"
In the end, I stood there fuming at the shattered glass, with the clueless Association Chairman beside me.
...This pissed me off for real.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Haa..."
"Hey, auntie... why the death glare?"
As I sighed away in the Association lounge, a pink-haired magical girl suddenly showed up and spoke to me.
"Scarlet? What brings you here."
"Here to write up an excessive force report. Got some worries?"
So, I slowly spilled the story about Virginia to her...
"What the hell? That asshole's got no manners!"
Boom!!
Scarlet Heart smashed the table in fury at my tale.
— What the? Fighting?! The massive crash drew panicked murmurs from the Association staff.
"Sob sob..."
"Auntie! Why'd you just take that crap lying down?!"
"But I am old... sniff..."
"Sigh, true... but if you say that, it hurts my pride too?!"
As I teared up feeling down, Scarlet rapid-fired her words.
"I get called auntie way more than you! And you know not everyone's into you!"
"Yeah..."
"Besides, Virginia's in the Plump Fanclub. Even an auntie couldn't help with that."
"What's that?"
"Ugh, gotta explain from the top."
And the story Scarlet Heart shared was shocking.
"He's been Elia's broadcast club president forever."
📰 Profile S-Rank 5th Virginia - NuoOOOONG lololol squish squish boing boing zhuuuuuwOOOK lololol Virginia was a fanatic worshipper obsessed solely with Elia.
He practically lived glued to a corner of her broadcast chat, howling like a beast even when she just sat there...
Especially loved cute girls with small chests and height under 150cm, she said.
"Lost his mom young, so he's fixated on Elia as a mommy figure."
To him, Elia wasn't just perfectly squishy-plump; she was the only one who could fill his maternal void.
— Virginia Elia was the woman destined to be my mother! — Elia Eh?! Even if you say mother out of nowhere... Of course, Elia coldly drew the line, ignoring his advances and keeping distance.
"So basically, his type's loli milfs?"
"Yep. Dude's thirty now and still clinging to Elia like a loser."
"Haa, what should I do?"
Unlike Zephyros and Lightning who liked me from the start, Virginia straight-up disliked me. My voluptuous figure and age were strikes, and as an ex-guy with zero maternal vibes, conquering him seemed tough.
Lost in that dead-end maze, spacing out...
"Auntie, how about we blow off steam without overthinking?"
"Huh?"
"Sis, your self-esteem's in shreds right now. Fix that first."
Scarlet grinned confidently.
"Hey! If you're born a woman, flirt with every guy! That's life!"
"Eek... what if I get rejected again."
She draped an arm around my slumped shoulders and whispered conspiratorially.
"Haha! No worries, we look like hot 20-somethings to anyone."
"So, where to?"
"Youth Street."
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Ugh, is this really the best idea..."
"Relax, sis, you look fucking sexy right now."
Clutching Scarlet's hand, I hurried along to wherever.
— Drunkard Drink up!!! — Partygoer Dickie likes~ random games~! — Puker Uweeek... "Kuh, fuck, this is booze!"
"...Booze smell."
Our destination: a back alley in Seomyeon, Busan. Youth and alcohol tangled amid throngs of people filling the streets.
"So cramped, so many people."
"Duh, Busan's dead without bars."
Trash and puke scattered everywhere, yet the vibrant heat overwhelmed me.
"Th-this is kinda embarrassing..."
"Isn't it like that last outfit?"
"Totally different!"
For reference, my current fit was provocative too.
The flashy silver nightclub dress bared my back, with daring side slits and a short skirt teetering on panty-flash territory.
My ample cleavage heaved above, blatantly flaunting risky curves.
— Viewer Whoa, she's gorgeous. — Bro Hold up, bro's emptying his wallet. — Troll Pfft, with your face? — Pervert Body's insanely hot... Naturally, the hormone-fueled youths ogled lewd Ersia's form but none dared approach easily.
Her subtle mana warded off randos.
"Good call on the perception block spell."
"Kinda disappointing."
Didn't wanna risk public shame like with Lightning last time.
In other words, now I could play like a normal girl.
"Over there! Let's go!"
"O-okay..."
At Scarlet's urging, we entered a packed izakaya.
"Garaage and oden stew, two bottles of soju!"
"I can't do soju."
"...Two highballs then!"
"Yessir!"
We sat, ordered, and scanned the place.
"Auntie, see that? Everyone's staring at us."
"Yeah..."
A table of young guys shot us heated looks.
Smooth.
Two tall, handsome men approached our table.
"Ahem, just you two?"
"Can't you tell?"
"Mind if we join? Drinks on me."
"Huh? Who even are you?"
Scarlet, picky as ever, eyed them up and down with a bored face...
"Haha, bit arrogant to brag myself, but..."
Smooth.
They smirked and pulled something from their jackets.
...C-Rank hunter licenses.
"So, qualified now?"
"Hell yeah~!"
The soft-spoken guy in the blue jacket got Scarlet beaming cheerfully.
"Hi, love your style."
"Th-thanks."
The sporty-haired dude by me smoothly complimented too.
...Popular kid vibes just sucked my energy dry.
"Uh, how old are you two?"
"Me? 26!"
"Haha, look super cute... a year older than us, sis."
"For real? Am I cute?"
Scarlet brazenly lied to the age question.
Shaving off 8 years straight? No conscience?
"And you?"
"Uh... w-well..."
The sharp probe hit me next.
Say my real age here, and they'd bolt.
Think: 47 down to 40.
40 too old... 35... nah.
30 still much... young-looking but honest-ish...
"29!"
"No way? Sis looks so young and pretty, thought same age."
"Ahaha..."
...Suddenly missed Zephyros.