Chapter 82: 130-Year-Old Confucian BoY♂ Secret Royal Inspector [Kim Min-su] VS Courtyard Sex Corrupt Official [Baek Tae-yang]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 82: 130-Year-Old Confucian BoY♂ Secret Royal Inspector [Kim Min-su] VS Courtyard Sex Corrupt Official [Baek Tae-yang]
"You want to do it here?"
It was a sentence so shocking it momentarily paralyzed my brain.
I wasn't the only one; the servants and my aides standing nearby were equally stunned. Their expressions—eyes looking like they’d pop out if you tapped the back of their heads—were proof enough.
In truth, if anyone had just shouted, "What kind of nonsense is this, you lewd gisaeng!" the situation would have been resolved. I could have actively accepted that opinion and backed out, creating a perfect exit for myself.
There was only one reason I couldn't refuse personally.
If I can't perform when the stage is set... I'm just a coward.
A [Magistrate Byun] who can't eat what's served simply doesn't exist. For that reason, I couldn't break out of this situation on my own.
Please... someone, anyone...
I scanned the area, unable to even give a hint with my eyes, while staring blankly at Chun-hyang. Just then, the whispering of the servants huddled against the wall broke the silence.
"His Excellency... it seems he intends to do it in the courtyard..."
No, I don't.
"I knew it... I suspected as much from the moment he told us to bring her... I mean, he could have just called her to his room, so why sit out here in that chair waiting for a gisaeng?"
I said no.
"Outdoors... eh? Heh heh... I did it once with that lewd wench Mal-ja... It was at night back then... and even though no one was watching, the thrill was insane... But His Excellency is just doing it right out in the open..."
"What? Mal-ja? Isn't Mal-ja my wife's name?"
"Your wife was incredible."
A sigh escaped me involuntarily.
The aides, having overheard the servants, began whispering as well.
"Intercourse in the courtyard on his very first day of office... Ho ho..."
"The saying 'the old official is the best official' is a lie. It seems we'll be able to have a go in the courtyard ourselves soon enough."
"He truly is a role model for us all. Gwahahaha!"
I realized once again that having sharp senses isn't always a blessing. Instead of stopping me, everyone was marveling at my "boldness."
"Hng... My Lord... this humble girl shall prepare herself first..."
"A mat... bring a straw mat at once!"
"Ye-yes, sir!!!"
Since Chun-hyang was a boss monster, her enhanced physical stats allowed her to hear all the whispering. The moment she realized the atmosphere wasn't turning sour but was actually working in her favor, she started stripping.
She was a meticulously calculating pervert.
She didn't take everything off; she just loosened her jeogori slightly, thrusting her upper cleavage out provocatively. To anyone else, it looked exactly as if I had ordered her to strip. Unless you were looking from my perspective, the misunderstanding was unavoidable.
I decided to give up on coming up with any other plans.
Fine, when else would I get to do this? And since she's already been tamed, I have to do it eventually anyway.
The condition for seeing the ending was winning the duel against Kim Min-su. That meant it didn't matter what I did before then. In fact, mixing flesh with Chun-hyang might lead to a faster ending.
Courtyard sex with a boss monster in a Gate...
Opportunities like this didn't come often. And thinking back, hadn't Min-su watched while I had sex with Shael? There was no reason to get shy now.
Of course, back then it was just Kim Min-su, and now there were complete outsiders involved, which was a problem. But they were just things that would vanish once the Gate was cleared anyway.
"I have brought the mat, My Lord."
"Spread it out. And you, lie down."
"Ye-yes!"
"This girl... feels so wonderful..."
I looked down at Chun-hyang, whose tone had shifted strangely. The mat was spread, and she was lying prone on top of it. She was practically begging for doggystyle.
I can't even swing my dick in peace.
I missed Yu-min and Su-jin so much. The days when I could have sex comfortably felt like a lifetime ago. Despite my thoughts, my body was honest; my cock was already rock-hard and erect.
I moved behind Chun-hyang and pulled down her skirt, revealing her firm buttocks. Perhaps her skin was sensitive, or maybe it was the cold wind, but they were flushed a slight pink. They looked so much like peaches that I instinctively reached out and squeezed them hard.
"Ahng...! My Looord..."
Just like when I gripped her breasts, her thick butt-flesh spilled out between my fingers. Below the crack of her ass, her already soaking wet pussy was throbbing, hungering for my dick.
"Heh, as expected of the prettiest wench, your body is magnificent. I heard you even have a fiancé?"
"Th-that... I know nothing of such things, My Looord... ugh...!!!"
My heavy club slammed into her already loosened pussy. Chun-hyang couldn't finish her sentence, seemingly still unaccustomed to the girth and length of my cock.
Well, the first time I rammed her, she went into convulsions and ended up pissing herself by the end. It was understandable. She wouldn't be used to something larger than the wooden dildos they made for themselves.
With every single thrust, pussy juice sprayed out.
"Ahng... ah... ahng... My Lu... rd... people are... watching..."
She was pretending to mind while clearly wanting others to voyeuristically watch her. But if I didn't play along with this rhythm, the scene would look awkward, so I had no choice.
"It doesn't matter. What does it concern them?"
However, there was one thing I had missed. Chun-hyang had only said people were watching; she wasn't actually pretending to dislike it. That had been my own misunderstanding.
She was swaying her hips and laughing sensually like a fish in water. There she was, on a single straw mat in the middle of a vast courtyard, getting railed from behind and shaking her waist. Everyone else had expressions that said, Is this really the Chun-hyang I knew?
Of course not... she's a boss mob.
Having sex so openly in broad daylight didn't exactly turn me on mentally. Of course, that was only the mental side; physically, I was doing a splendid job of ravaging Chun-hyang. I gripped her matchstick-thin waist and continued the thrusting.
But now that I'm doing it, it's not bad.
Even if she wasn't a professional gisaeng, she was still a gisaeng, and the "texture" was incredible. The sensation of touching firm pudding kept my body moving.
"Ahak... I... I'm... again... about to... cum... My Lu... hng... rd..."
"You can cum. Isn't that why we're doing it here anyway?"
"Still... oh... ohhk...!!!"
Unable to withstand the relentless thrusting, Chun-hyang finally spread her legs wide and sprayed. Though she had tried to hold it back the first time out of shame, this second time she let it all out, mixing pussy juice and urine. The liquid pattered onto the mat, wetting the courtyard floor as if a sudden rain shower had passed.
"Hng... hng..."
"I'm not done yet, you wench."
I grabbed her hair roughly again, forcing her head back. Just as I was about to thrust my hips up in a cat pose and blast my semen into her, the courtyard gates swung wide open.
The moment the doors opened, a quest window blocked my vision.
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As the Secret Royal Inspector [Lee Mong-ryong] appears, the Ending Quest begins.
Originally, this event was supposed to occur on the birthday of the Corrupt Official [Magistrate Byun].
However, the relationship between [Seong Chun-hyang] and [Magistrate Byun] has been judged to be too intimate.
The quest timing has been moved forward!
Ending Condition: Victory in the duel against Secret Royal Inspector [Lee Mong-ryong] (0/1)
You must be victorious.
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"You scoundreeeeeel! Cease this at once! The Secret Royal Inspector has arrived!"
It was Kim Min-su.
Min-su appeared in shabby clothes, just like in the original story, accompanied by several sturdy men carrying clubs.
Throb. Throb.
Without a hint of panic at Min-su's appearance, I filled Chun-hyang's lewd pussy with my semen before standing up.
"My Lord... that... was wonderful..."
"Clean up the rest."
"Ye-hes... My Lord... slurp... lick... chu... haaa..."
"I told you to stop!"
I shrugged my shoulders and looked at Min-su. His gaze was fixed more on Chun-hyang than on me, and his expression was quite a sight. I suppose after taking the civil service exam six thousand times, coming back to find the woman you love sucking another man's dick would be quite a shock.
I couldn't even imagine the scale of his trauma. Especially since this followed right after the incident with Yu-min. Min-su huffed and puffed, barely holding back tears.
"How dare you... how dare you trick Chun-hyang into doing such filthy things! You scoundrel! You shall pay dearly for this today!"
"My Lord... I've cleaned it all... please praise me..."
I stroked Chun-hyang's hair and gave a fishy smile.
"And who might you be, making such a fuss in my government office?"
"I am the Secret Royal Inspector, you dog! Did I not just say so! Bow your head this instant and beg for forgiveness, and I shall temper your punishment with mercy!"
"Cut the crap. Kids should just go home and sleep."
"What...! Men! What are you doing! Seize this corrupt official at once!"
Min-su felt less like a Secret Royal Inspector and more like someone desperately pretending to be one. It was obvious his mental state was shattered by the sight of [Seong Chun-hyang] sucking [Magistrate Byun]'s dick and asking for praise.
Still, he must have grown through all those exams, as he didn't cry. It was quite admirable. It was like watching a classic "growth-type protagonist" cliché, which made it entertaining.
My servants and aides were all trembling on the ground, just like in the novel. Since fighting alone wasn't anything new, I pulled up my pants and walked toward Min-su.
I rolled my shoulders to loosen up and stared straight at the approaching men.
"Hmph... it seems these fellows won't listen to me."
[[Flogging activated! Punish those who do not follow Magistrate Byun's orders!]]
[[Smite activated! Great power dwells within the flogging!]]
[[Synergy detected between simultaneously activated skills! Violent Flogging is activated!]]
It was a shame I didn't have a weapon, but I didn't think it would be a big problem. Most of the men were easily dispatched with a single jab.
After beating them enough to send them flying into the walls, I glanced around. I checked to see if my servants and aides were okay as I straightened up.
Chun-hyang was catching the semen dripping from her mouth with her palm and licking it up.
"Y-you...!!!"
Min-su hadn't stepped in until all his men were down, likely due to his protagonist's ego. If they had fought together, they might have had a slight chance. His pride was his downfall.
"I... I am the Secret Royal Inspector! Be afraid, you corrupt official!"
If he had passed the civil service exam with top honors, there should have been some change in him. Yet, Min-su hadn't shown any such thing until now. Even with time accelerated and repeated, it was only normal to change.
Perhaps it was this unwavering, unchanging nature that led people to call him a Hero.
I had imagined delivering a cool finishing blow, but it was already too late for things to go the way Min-su wanted. His face flushed red, Min-su drew the sword hanging at his waist.
What's that?
It looked completely different from the sword he usually carried. The tip of the pure white blade was stained slightly black, making it look like a brush dipped in ink.
"I did not obtain this Brush Sword to use on someone like you... but I shall personally put it to use."
Brush Sword?
The moment Min-su drew the sword from its scabbard, it began leaving black trails in the air. Just like ink being splattered on white paper, black lines appeared wherever the tip of the sword passed.
"Here I come...! Consider it an honor to be a sacrifice for my blade!"
"It's an honor."
"Whatever!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Min-su charged, closing the distance instantly. Now that I had the Alpha Male status, I thought I'd easily overpower him.
Whoosh!
My prediction was way off. I don't know how he took those exams, but the guy was several times stronger than before. I barely dodged the downward strike aimed at my head and lunged forward.
He's still just Kim Min-su, though.
I parried the flat of his blade with my right hand and was about to punch him in the face with my left when—!
"Dragon!"
The black lines that had formed as Min-su moved his sword... those lines reacted to his command, literally transforming into a dragon and lunging at me.
Rumble, rumble, rumble!
Because it happened at point-blank range, I couldn't dodge. I was slammed into the wall while trying to hold back the dragon's maw.
Boom!
What the hell?
Fortunately, I wasn't seriously injured, but I couldn't hide my bewilderment. I finally understood why it was called a Brush Sword. The black strokes he drew in the air as he moved could be turned into summons at any time.
I'm being pushed back even with Alpha Male?
To think he could do this much even against a skill that grants absolute superiority over virgins. Min-su really had grown a lot.
If only I had a weapon...
I regretted my carelessness in not bringing anything.
"Heh heh... You have clearly been hypnotized by this man, my lady... I shall surely rescue you!"
Chun-hyang just blinked, seemingly unable to intervene in the duel that would decide the ending. She was following the laws of the Gate, which was a bit disappointing. If we had double-teamed him, it might have been easier.
"Bwahahaha! You look quite pathetic pinned against that wall."
Just as I was contemplating how to beat the smug Min-su...
Shoooooooooon.
"What...?"
Along with Min-su's confused voice, something began falling from the sky.
A case the size of a queen-sized bed was plummeting toward us.