Chapter 73: The Most I’d Done in SM Play Was Fisting a Pussy.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 73: The Most I’d Done in SM Play Was Fisting a Pussy.
Chun-hyang was a much more extreme masochist than I’d expected.
I had intentionally used harsh violence to keep her from going to Lee Mong-ryong, but...
Her libido is seriously no joke.
I couldn't understand Chubby Ahn’s plan.
Well, I suppose that’s why people call him an idiot.
No matter how you looked at it, Seong Chun-hyang wasn't a woman Kim Min-su could handle.
Kim Min-su was the kind of guy who found even Yu-min overwhelming; he’d lost her the moment things got a little intense.
And now, he’d introduced a woman with even more extreme masochistic tendencies into the Gate?
And for the purpose of boosting his confidence, no less?
The more I thought about it, the more my head throbbed.
When Kim Min-su recklessly entered the Gate alone, my mindset was simply to strip him of all the rewards.
But now, I felt like even I might be trapped in this Gate.
Training isn't something just anyone can do...
I’d dabbled in SM play before, but I didn't necessarily enjoy it or crave it every day.
The most extreme thing I’d ever done was tie a fuck-buddy to the bed and give her a few fistings. That was it.
But...
The clear condition window that popped up before my eyes made my mood even gloomier.
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By publicly humiliating Seong Chun-hyang, you have perfectly awakened her masochistic nature!
Because you satisfied specific conditions within less than a day of entering the Gate, the clear conditions are revealed as a reward.
Clear Conditions :: Perfectly train Seong Chun-hyang (0/1)
Completely block the pure love with Lee Mong-ryong (0/1)
Bonus Condition :: If you perfectly train Seong Chun-hyang while in the [Pimp] role, a special perk will be granted to the [Magistrate Byun] role.
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The explanation was incredibly unfriendly, and the conditions were absurd.
What the hell does 'perfect training' even mean?
There were two conditions listed, but looking at the big picture, there was really only one.
The moment I perfectly trained Seong Chun-hyang, would she still fall in love with Kim Min-su, who was playing the role of [Lee Mong-ryong]?
That was impossible.
If I just perfectly train Chun-hyang, I get the perk and block the pure love...
Training Chun-hyang was the direct path to clearing the Gate.
If I cleared it, the rewards Kim Min-su would receive as [Lee Mong-ryong] would be practically non-existent.
This wasn't a cooperative effort; it was the classic masterpiece Chunhyangjeon, where roles were performed from opposing positions.
It was a malicious Gate designed to induce competition through a strict confrontational structure.
What if this had been a team of Hunters who entered together instead of someone like me and Kim Min-su?
It could have turned into a bloodbath.
It was a well-known fact that the rewards of an S-Class Gate were worth more than life itself.
"It didn't even look like I hit you that hard, yet this bitch is playing tricks? Did you think I wouldn't know that makeup can cover up all the bruises?"
"I... I'm sorry, 'My Lord'..."
The moment I felt that Chun-hyang’s final address of 'My Lord' sounded different than usual—
[Seong Chun-hyang’s skill activated :: 'Snare for Taming Life' lunges at you!]
A massive snare manifested behind her back and instantly clamped around my neck.
What?
[Virgin Bomber activated! Against a virgin! You! Will! Never! Lose!]
Just as the snare was about to tighten around my throat, Virgin Bomber triggered.
The snare was torn to shreds, and Chun-hyang couldn't hide her shock.
"H-How..."
"What’s with that look all of a sudden? You're staring at me like you've seen a ghost. It’s creeping me out."
"I-It's nothing."
"Nothing, my ass, you bitch."
With a sharp crack, Chun-hyang’s head snapped to the side.
Perhaps due to the influence of the [Pimp] role, my words and hands were becoming naturally coarse.
It felt like a subconscious compulsion to use foul language.
So, she's a virgin...
Come to think of it, since she was strictly treated as a living being, I could have used Licking Eyes.
Maybe because it was my first time in this kind of Gate, my handling of the situation hadn't been very clean.
[Licking Eyes activated! Your gaze becomes sticky. Be careful!]
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[Name] Seong Chun-hyang
[Body] Height: 165cm / Weight: %!@$(
[Description] She is the ^%@!$(_ from the classic masterpiece [Chunhyangjeon].
Can only be read by an opponent caught in the 'Snare for Taming Life.' .
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She is a 'Virgin.'
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I hadn't expected much to begin with, but this was just too much.
Should I use a Level Up on this?
It was already an ability I couldn't use freely in real life because of the penalty.
To think that this was the only way to get information about a novel I hadn't even read properly.
Even though it wasn't a skill that gave detailed information originally, I didn't expect it to be this useless.
"Don't think your punishment is over, you wench."
"Ugh... hng..."
Chun-hyang clutched her slapped cheek and kept her head bowed low.
To an outsider, it might look like she was trembling in fear, but that wasn't it at all.
She's just desperately holding back her laughter.
I could see her biting her lower lip so hard it bled, trying to control her expression.
She tried to make it look like she was struggling through the pain, but it was no use.
Now that I knew her true nature, she was nothing more than a vulgar sow.
"Put on some thick powder to hide the bruises and get ready to receive guests. Got it?"
"But My Lord, I...!"
"Who said anything about selling your body? Just receive the guests. Do you not understand words?"
"Still... Ugh!"
I drove my fist into Chun-hyang’s abdomen as she tried to talk back.
From the sudden impact, Seong Chun-hyang’s eyes bulged as if they were about to pop out, and she began to drool, panting heavily.
Even if her disposition was masochistic, she wasn't used to the pain yet; this time, she couldn't control the slight twitch at the corner of her mouth.
The corners of her lips curved up like a faint crescent moon.
The thought suddenly flashed through my mind that she might be the Boss Monster of this Gate.
If she's an unkillable Boss Monster...
Back in the Don Quixote Gate, clearing it was a matter of killing everyone associated with him.
The conditions were clear, and the distinction of who was a 'monster' was obvious.
"Anyway, that's the plan for today, so prepare well."
"...Ye... Ye-hes... My... hng... Lo... haah... rd..."
Chun-hyang squeezed the words out while curled up, her stomach still throbbing.
The breathy sounds in the middle weren't from heavy panting; they were clearly moans.
I immediately turned around and walked back toward where I had first woken up.
I need time to organize things.
This Gate had a structure so complex I doubted whether Chubby Ahn had actually created it.
The worst part is that I can't predict Kim Min-su's movements.
They say extremes meet.
He was so stupid that I couldn't figure out what his next move would be.
If he were right in front of me, I could control everything, but that wasn't the case right now.
It had only been a short while since I vowed not to react passively, yet here I was again.
A hollow laugh escaped me.
Should I have just brought Kim Min-su with me back then?
I didn't know why he pretended to faint, but it was likely an action for the sake of the story's progression.
Kim Min-su was probably trying to use his head in his own way—losing now so he could deliver 'true education' to [Magistrate Byun] later.
It was his own version of a build-up, but it was pathetic.
Pretending to faint when he didn't know what the [Pimp] might do to him once he was dragged away.
I wanted to strip him of his protagonist status as soon as possible and get rid of him.
Besides, I don't even know how time flows here.
In the original timeline, [Magistrate Byun] appears several months after Chun-hyang and Lee Mong-ryong part ways.
Does that mean I have to stay with Chun-hyang as a [Pimp] for those several months?
And even after becoming [Magistrate Byun], there would be a period of waiting for [Lee Mong-ryong].
Based on my previous research, Hunters usually expect to spend at least three months in Gates with defense and offense mechanics.
If it was an S-Class Gate, that time could double, meaning it was common to stay inside for about six months.
If I had plenty of time, I could have endured it, but unfortunately, every day was pressing.
365 days.
[Remaining time for NTL Quest :: 329 days]
In a situation where I didn't even know how many heroines Kim Min-su had, I couldn't afford to rot away here.
It was out of the question.
"I might as well go myself."
I decided to revise the plan.
I’d vowed not to be swayed, yet here I was, stomping my feet because I couldn't predict Kim Min-su's actions.
That wasn't the Baek Tae-yang way.
"Tell that girl Chun-hyang to get ready to go out."
"May I ask where you are going?"
"To the Magistrate's house in Namwon. The old man should be out, so only that brat will be there anyway."
"...Understood."
Wol-hyang, who had been lingering outside, nodded with a look of slight dissatisfaction.
She had looked terrified when I was beating Chun-hyang in the yard, but now that it was over, she looked disappointed.
The Magistrate of Namwon had only one son: Lee Mong-ryong.
That bastard Kim Min-su should be there right now.
Before you can do anything, I'll crush it all in advance.
It was time to take active control of the situation.
But what is that bastard doing right now?
It was a question of pure curiosity.
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While receiving the full brunt of Baek Tae-yang’s curiosity, Kim Min-su was currently...
"...I can't read Hanja..."
...struggling through his studies for the Civil Service Examination.