Chapter 42: Yeah, It’s So Predictable.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 42: Yeah, It’s So Predictable.
"What? A date with the three of them...?!"
A man was scratching his double chin, looking troubled.
Behind him, a massive book lay open, its pages being filled with jumbled text in real-time.
In some places, the predicates were written first; in others, the subjects were being filled in as sentences formed.
"Min-su... I can only observe you now..."
At some point, he had lost the ability to observe every character except Kim Min-su.
It had happened so suddenly he hadn't even had time to prepare.
While similar things had happened before, this was the first time observation itself had become impossible.
Kim Min-su couldn't observe everything either, so he couldn't predict how the plot would unfold.
"This is bad... I can't predict the development... I'm just adding situations, but things are getting more tangled..."
His options were too limited.
It was frustrating that his only ways to communicate with Min-su were through the system window and the Q&A posts.
If only he could contact him more directly, he could have provided perfect dating coaching.
A deep sigh escaped the man's lips.
"I've played dating sims over a hundred times... and I've spent about two million won on dating apps..."
If he were to list his dating experience, the list would be endless.
Once, he had even managed to keep a conversation going with a girl for a whopping five exchanges.
She hadn't shown it, but she must have been dreaming of a rosy future with him.
"Min-su... Min-su...!!!"
He looked back at the question post before him.
To think he couldn't help even when the boy was struggling this much!
His heart felt like it was tearing apart in grief.
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[I have a concern about my girlfriend] - Sweet Cadet
-Sweet Cadet's 2320th concern post-
I'm writing again after posting several times.
Honestly... I didn't know it would turn out like this...
I have a girlfriend, and I already mentioned in my last post that a transfer student arrived recently, so I think you know the situation.
But this time, I was going to go on an amusement park date with just my girlfriend, but some clueless transfer student asked to come along.
I thougt there realy wasn't a reason for her to come, but my girlfriend is so soft-hearted that she... said we should go together.
Since I'm a cool, no-grudges, so-sweet-gentleman, I said okay.
But since I'm the boyfriend, I want to lead the date proactively and build a wall so she can't interfere with us.
Sorry, but I won't be accepting answers from anyone else this time.
I only want the Pure Love Diary Writer to answer.
Thank you.
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[Comments 1]
ㄴㅋㅋ:: What are you even saying, you loser lol. Use a spell checker before you post. [Report 1]
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"How cruel...!"
How could anyone use the word 'lo.ser.'?
The man immediately hit the report button.
Fury surged through him, making his chubby cheeks tremble.
"I'll protect you, Min-su...!"
What Min-su needed right now was a quick answer.
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Answer to [I have a concern about my girlfriend] - Pure Love Diary Writer [Tae-yang Rank]
Since you've already agreed to go together, there's no helping it.
But even if she comes along, couldn't you just leave her out? ((Whack
Just kidding. It was a joke...
First, let me give you an amusement park course.
If you've watched a lot of anime, you'd know this is the basic of basics.
First, an All-Day Pass is an absolute must before you enter.
Don't buy things like the Big 3 or Big 5 just to save money!
You have to ride everything to get your money's worth. You have to ride until you've squeezed every penny out of the park.
And... first, ride the scary attractions. That way, you'll instinctively end up holding onto each other tightly!
Use the haunted house and the Viking to get your hearts racing, and then hit the finishing stroke with the merry-go-round.
The Ferris Wheel is good too, and so are the hot air balloons. Even though there are three of you, use the rides that only seat two!
3-Line Summary
That is all.
I hope you have a pleasant date.
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"Min-su should understand with this."
Dating coaching of this caliber couldn't be bought for a fortune.
Satisfied, the man closed the browser and turned around.
"I should write... the amusement park episode..."
He picked up a dragon-shaped fountain pen covered in skull patterns.
"I will definitely protect your position as the protagonist."
The scratch-scratch sound of writing echoed through the room.
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"You're going to Class D?"
"Yeah, I guess it's because of that Gate back then."
The day after we had shared our bodies until we were sick of it, Yu-min had my cock in her mouth.
She was doing a great job with the morning blowjob I'd ordered her to wake me up with.
"You know Melanie is there, right?"
"I know."
But as soon as she heard I was going to Class D, Yu-min's expression turned strange.
It was the face she made when she found something she didn't like.
She stopped licking the shaft, stared at me intently, and then spoke.
"Then you also know that Melanie and I don't get along?"
"I heard your groups are rivals. But was it really that bad?"
"Yeah, I mean, it's not like we'd kill each other on sight, but there's a lot of psychological warfare... It's been like that for a long time..."
Even though she said that, based on everything I'd heard, it was a very healthy rivalry.
They had their tensions, but they didn't belittle or badmouth each other; they pushed each other to improve.
'It's so predictable.'
Chubby Ahn probably designed the characters that way for the sake of a catfight.
If Ryu Hye-mi was the big sister type who embraced everyone, then Yu-min and Melanie were meant to have a bloody battle for the position of the main wife.
"She's actually kind of a bitch. I have my reasons for not liking her."
"I know, you just told me."
I chuckled and tried to stroke Yu-min's hair.
But before I could, Yu-min turned serious and gripped my cock tightly.
"I think my Master would understand what I mean by 'not getting along'... wouldn't he?"
I knew exactly what she was getting at, but I didn't let it show.
If I faltered here, I'd lose the initiative immediately.
She was a woman I couldn't let my guard down around.
"Do you not trust me? Why did you even make the contract then?"
Apologizing is what third-rate men do.
A first-rate man uses the situation to leave no room for doubt.
"...I'm sorry... It's just that my Master is so popular..."
After a brief silence, Yu-min snuggled into my arms.
"I wanted to go to school together, but we can't... I'm just sad about it, hmph."
The day after the Gate field trip, the school start time was delayed for condition management.
However, because the difficulty of the Gate had changed, the location for Class D had been moved as well.
I knew she wanted to be stuck to me all day, but it couldn't be helped.
"We can just do it again when I get back. What's the big deal?"
"I just want to live together..."
That was absolutely out of the question.
If you live with a woman, you end up doing nothing but having sex twenty-four hours a day.
After a week, you're both walking around naked, and you're fucking every time she opens her legs.
While an ideal sex life was possible, it would make it impossible to keep Kim Min-su in check.
"Later... let's live together after we graduate from the Academy."
"Really? That's a promise?!"
"Of course. Why would I lie about something like that?"
"No, I trust you, Tae-yang!"
She had no choice but to trust me.
I was probably the only man she had left to trust.
Yu-min wriggled in my arms and gently grasped my now-erect cock.
She looked up at me with sparkling cat-like eyes and covered her breasts with her red hair.
"Yu-min is hungry, Master... Can't you feed my pussy?"
"Were you that hungry? My bad."
"Give me food quickly... Hng... Ah... I was... so... hung... ry..."
It didn't matter if I stayed and shared our bodies until the very last second.
With Rocinante, I could reach the destination in no time if I just sped up a bit.
'Morning sex is a must.'
I had never skipped it once in my life.
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'Now that I think about it, no one says anything even when I use this.'
That was what I felt as I summoned Rocinante and tore through the streets.
It was illegal for an Awakener to use skills outside of a Gate.
But I had used Rocinante yesterday and today without any repercussions.
'Is it because of my image?'
It might be the result of accumulated good deeds.
All I'd done so far was save a department store, but an image can be built in an instant.
Of course, it could fall into the abyss just as quickly if not managed, but that was fine.
Managing an image was incredibly easy.
I was a man who had maintained consistency while seeing five sex partners at once.
'This is a piece of ca—what the?'
I was about to make a skillful left turn, using the skills I'd honed riding bikes on Earth, when a limousine suddenly cut me off.
It was a good thing Rocinante's performance was top-notch; if it had been some junker, I would have wiped out right there.
"Hey! Are you crazy?"
Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
I shouted at the limousine along with Rocinante's roar of anger.
The limousine seemed to react to that, pulling over to the shoulder immediately.
Just as I was about to give them a piece of my mind for ruining a perfectly good morning—
The limousine window rolled down, and an unexpected face peered out.
"You, get in my car. Right now."
Flashy blonde drill hair, skin whiter than tofu.
It was Melanie Airiel, the very subject of this morning's conversation.
"Don't just stand there staring blankly. Deactivate your skill and get in already."
Just as Yu-min said, she really was a bit of a bitch.