Chapter 207: ERECTIONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 207: ERECTIONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
It had been thirty minutes since Melanie saved Kim Min-su and tossed him onto the shore.
The Classic Masterpiece The Little Mermaid introduced the princess of the neighboring kingdom exactly as the story dictated.
However, this princess was no mere fictional entity.
"Prince! Prince!"
"Ugh... mmm...?"
Tanned skin and hair dyed a murky black.
She wore a common medieval-style dress, yet she exuded a strangely delinquent, "gyaru" vibe.
She looked like the type of woman who would strike a cute "gyaru peace" pose for a photo at any moment.
"...Y-You?"
"You remember me?"
"Yui?"
"Heh, I don't think we were ever that close. You're more lecherous than you look, Min-su-chan. It's so disgusting I want to kill you."
It was Momohara Yui.
Just like Karis, she was someone who had appeared in the previous Classic Masterpiece, The Frog Princess.
Rather than questioning why she was there, Min-su felt a wave of relief at the fact that the neighboring princess was beautiful.
‘It’d be a nightmare if she were ugly.’
In The Little Mermaid, the prince eventually ends up with the princess of the neighboring kingdom.
But what if she wasn't pretty? Kim Min-su had absolutely no intention of following the original plot in that case.
He had entered this Gate specifically to get closer to Melanie and sideline Baek Tae-yang. If he couldn't even achieve that, wouldn't it be a total waste?
"But your protagonist energy is weaker than before, isn't it? I knew it—Tae-yang-chan was the real protagonist after all."
Protagonist? What has she been rambling about?
Instead of trying to understand the situation, Kim Min-su simply furrowed his brows at the mention of 'Baek Tae-yang.'
The biggest reason was that being annoyed was simply easier and more convenient.
"I might not be called a Hero, but I haven't unleashed my true power, the Darkness Warrior, yet. You'd better not underestimate me."
They say life is all about momentum.
Thinking he had intimidated her with his stern words, Min-su naturally stood up.
If he was the Prince and Momohara Yui was the neighboring princess, it was only logical that he held the higher social status.
"Huh?"
There were two things Kim Min-su failed to realize.
First, because his Protagonist Share had plummeted, the world no longer revolved around him as it once did.
Second, a lead character whose importance was fading posed no threat to Yui.
"What are you talking about? Min-su-kun, you've really changed too much since I last saw you."
Maybe he needs a little education.
At Yui's words, a brief memory of being beaten by Baek Tae-yang flashed through Min-su's mind.
"Min-su, let's be a good boy, okay?"
A black hand manifested above Yui's head and lunged at Kim Min-su.
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The story of the Classic Masterpiece The Little Mermaid enters its middle phase.
[The Little Mermaid] has saved the [Prince] and tossed him onto the shore.
The [Prince] has met the [Princess of the Neighboring Kingdom].
[The Little Mermaid] is coming to see the [Shark Mage].
The [Shark Mage] can now appear in the main story.
Use your unique personality to actively clear the Gate!
The story summary wasn't just a feature to tell me the original plot.
In addition, it provided a brief summary of the current situation, and this seemed to be its primary function.
It was a shame it was a one-time use item.
I wondered how on earth Kim Min-su had been utilizing things like this. How did I even beat a guy who had such an overwhelming advantage in both situation and information?
‘Well, no point thinking about it now.’
The boring wait was over.
Due to the nature of the story, there was almost nothing the Octopus Witch—or in this case, the Shark Mage—could do in the early stages of The Little Mermaid.
The most I’d done was meet the Mermaid King.
Since I couldn't even meet the lead characters yet, the scope of my actions was clearly limited. That was why I’d been wasting time in my initial cave.
‘And my body is back to normal.’
Whether it was a setting error or something happened to the Gate, my body, which had been twice its usual size, had returned to its original state.
Something like this wouldn't happen for no reason, so something must have happened on Kim Min-su's end.
‘Should I do some cleaning?’
What did "clean" even mean from a mermaid's perspective?
No seaweed growing on the floor and no stray shells?
I figured I should at least do the basics, so I tossed all sorts of junk out of the cave.
There wasn't actually much to clean, so the cave was tidied up in no time.
‘It does look neat.’
All that was left were the witch's cauldron I’d seen in fairy tale illustrations and various potion ingredients.
Of course, there were a few more potions of unknown purpose, but they didn't seem to have any major effects. They felt more like props to signal that 'a witch lives here.'
‘Now what?’
I lay there for a few more minutes, waiting aimlessly for Melanie to arrive.
A message window updated me on the progress.
[The Little Mermaid] is entering the Shark Cave!
Finally, she’s here.
‘But is there really such a thing as a shark cave?’
Anyway, I felt Melanie's presence, so I decided to ignore the trivial details. Obsessing over the specifics wasn't going to change anything.
"It's a Shark Mage instead of an Octopus Witch?"
Melanie walked in with a light smile, as if she were entering her own living room.
The way her brilliant blonde hair spread through the water like flower petals was ethereal. Her two legs had turned into fins, swaying gently.
‘Wow, am I going to become a mermaid-fucker?’
My thoughts momentarily stalled at her figure, which felt like it could create a fetish I never knew I had.
"Hello? What are you doing?"
"Oh, nothing. Just... wow, you really suit being the Little Mermaid."
"Flattery won't get you anything right now."
I snapped out of it at Melanie's follow-up.
Being Western, she truly had an overwhelming aura in this kind of setting.
‘Wait?’
Just before I could start a proper conversation with her, my gaze froze.
At first, I thought I was seeing things, but when I rubbed my eyes and nothing changed, I had to believe it.
"Anyway, as you can see, I'm the Little Mermaid, and I just sent Kim Min-su to the shore..."
"Uh, um, Melanie, I don't think that's what's important right now."
"Yes?"
"Your... your chest..."
Should I call this the adult version of the Little Mermaid?
Even if sea creatures don't wear a stitch of clothing, she was walking around completely topless.
Melanie spoke so calmly that I almost thought she was doing it on purpose.
‘Good thing I can see the marks where the shells used to be.’
Seeing some kind of powder on her breasts, it seemed she had at least tried to cover them.
"My chest all of a sudden?"
Indeed, the moment Melanie followed my gaze and looked down at her own chest, she stopped talking.
They say when people are too shocked, they can't do anything. That was exactly Melanie's state right now.
[ERECTIONNNNNNNNN!!! My Lord! This girl thinks that even that behavior is a high-level appeal from a calculated wench. Do not be deceived! Why not just intimidate her first and perform an Intimidation-Rape-Cervix-Dribble-Sex?!]
What the hell is she talking about?
I almost got dizzy myself, but I managed to hold onto my sanity.
‘I’m sure I gave her a proper education on modern culture.’
Unless she was manifesting in secret while I was gone and browsing the internet, that choice of words was impossible. Dribbling what? I was so dumbfounded I couldn't even speak.
"Kyaak!"
Thud.
"Melanie!"
While I was stammering, Melanie collapsed, clutching her chest.
I rushed over in surprise, but she hadn't fainted. It looked more like a botched attempt at the 'playing dead to survive a bear' tactic.
"Pu..."
"Pu?"
"Please don't look!"
"I can't see anything now that you're covering them."
Her pale skin and pink nipples were like cherries on top of vanilla ice cream. Breasts that looked like they would burst with juice if you just closed your eyes and took a bite.
I didn't want to admit it, but just as Chun-hyang said, I had an erection.
"Why... why! Why are there no shells here? Usually, there should be some in a cave like this!"
"I cleaned them up to welcome my guest."
"Why would you clean that! Are you crazy? Seriously!"
I didn't know that would snowball like this.
Looking at the result, though, I’d seen something great, so it was excellent.
‘I can’t see the bottom.’
If you've seen a person's chest, you ought to see the mermaid pussy too.
But unfortunately, the lower half was hidden behind an ironclad defense, and I couldn't see a thing.
"Something to cover! Isn't there anything to cover up with around here?"
Melanie desperately scanned the area with fire in her eyes, looking for anything to use.
But anything that could serve that purpose...
"I really cleaned everything. Should I go get some?"
...was all outside the cave.
‘But man, Melanie’s breasts really are big.’
The Saintess was one thing, since she couldn't help it due to her Divine Power.
But Melanie was no slouch either.
This was the second time I’d seen them after she showed them to me once before. Because of that, a more accurate comparison was finally possible.
‘Similar to Su-jin, or maybe slightly smaller.’
She had been tightly wrapping up some very powerful breasts.
"Are you just going to keep staring like that? I'm really going to hate you! Please, help me!"
[My Lord! This moment, while this wench is lying down, is your chance! Why not use your Lordship's hard shark dick right now to cram semen into that mermaid pussy cervix, fertilizing her and performing an underwater mating water-semen marking?!]
It felt like two choices appeared before my eyes.
‘This one is really tough.’
It was the dilemma of a lifetime.