Chapter 2: Senior, That’s My Dick
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 2: Senior, That’s My Dick
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[Name] Baek Tae-yang
[Physical] Height: 183cm / Weight: 95kg / Body Fat: 8%
[Description] The "troubled child" of the author of Academy Pure Love Diary, also known as "Asun."
The author projected his own ideal image of a man onto this character.
He possesses an excessive history with women and was born with a physique and silver tongue that makes it impossible for any woman not to fall for him.
Originally, he was scheduled to transfer to Victory Academy—the main stage of the novel—to become a threat to the relationship between Kim Min-su and So Yu-min.
However, due to the author's ignorance regarding romance and sexual experience, the character could not be properly implemented and was never able to appear in the novel.
[Main Skill] Coercion (???)
[Sub Skills] Dignity of the Name 'Sun' (A), Virgin Bomber (SSS), ???? (???)
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The first thing I saw when I regained consciousness was a status window.
I read it since it was floating there, but I couldn't help but wonder what the hell this was. Name: Baek Tae-yang? My name is Lee Tae-ok...
My last memory was of Chubby Ahn pulling out a book in that pure white space and lunging at me.
'And the situation that followed is this... a status window... and a room I've never seen before.'
The layout of the room was identical to the Victory Academy male dormitory described in the latest chapter.
Given the circumstances, it was clear that Chubby Ahn was the author, and that bastard had thrown me into Academy Pure Love Diary.
'Does this even make sense? It happened this easily? And all those things are going to happen to me?'
All I had read were the prologue, the first chapter, and the latest update.
I wasn't even a superfan; I just sent a slightly long message, and now this...
After sitting on the edge of the bed for about five hours lost in thought, I concluded that moping around was useless.
Sitting still and stuttering in confusion didn't suit my personality anyway.
'Anyway, I'm not Lee Tae-ok right now, I'm Baek Tae-yang, right?'
After checking the rest of the status window, I moved toward the full-length mirror.
The reflection showed exactly what was described in the status window.
'This is incredible.'
It was a physique that could win a grand prix at a bodybuilding competition right this second.
The "third leg" between my thighs was a size you'd only see in Western porn.
I playfully thrust my hips a bit and was horrified to see it lightly brush against my mid-thigh.
'I'm definitely going to have to tuck this to the left.'
I decided not to think about why I was naked.
You can't become a great man if you sweat the small stuff.
Maybe the original character was about to jerk off.
The fact that he was trying to resort to self-pleasure with such a magnificent tool was truly a testament to the author's incompetence.
I reached out and tapped the status window, and the next screen appeared.
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[Main Quest]
Today is your transfer day to Victory Academy.
It’s also the first day to live up to the name of Baek Tae-yang!
Leave a powerful impression of your existence!
Clear Condition :: Have sexual intercourse with a member of Victory Academy (0/1)
Time Limit: Today
Reward :: Licking Eyes (B) / Penalty :: Death
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The conditions were quite extreme.
If I didn't have sex, I'd die? Moreover, I had to get the deed done within the day. A hollow laugh escaped my lips.
It wasn't like I was at a club; there was no way I could just openly have sex with a random person.
The author really was a virgin who'd been single his whole life.
'For now... is this all I can figure out?'
I assessed the situation quickly.
The fact that I was inside a novel was undeniable. It also seemed like I could only leave once I cleared the quests.
'Stay calm.'
I didn't think he'd given me an impossible quest.
Besides, since this was a novel, things would likely progress with some degree of natural flow.
I put on the school uniform.
The uniform had a neat, overall white theme, but when a tanned delinquent with white hair put it on, the vibe became completely strange.
No matter how neatly I did up the buttons, I couldn't shake the impression of being a hoodlum.
'Let's think after I clear the quest. Staying inside the dorm isn't the solution.'
I wasn't worried at all about dying as a penalty for not having sex.
I was a man with enough talent to make Chubby Ahn tremble with rage.
If I just did what I always did, it would be as easy as taking candy from a baby.
'From now on, I am Baek Tae-yang, not Lee Tae-ok... I am...'
With one last vow, I stepped out of the room.
As I headed to school, retracing Baek Tae-yang's memories, I discovered many interesting facts.
Currently, monsters were appearing in various parts of the world, attempting to invade Earth through Gates, and academies had been established in each country to stop them.
In every nation, people developed their abilities at academies starting from the age of 19.
Until then, they received character education to prevent them from abusing their powers.
Among them, Victory Academy in Korea was a place where countries all over the world were desperate to send their talents.
'It certainly looks that way.'
Looking at the people wearing the same uniform on the way to Victory, they all had great physiques.
Of course, I was the one with the overwhelming physical presence among them.
It felt like I was drawn in a different art style.
From the way I swaggered while everyone else walked normally to the way I slung my bag over my shoulder, I was the textbook definition of a delinquent.
"Stop right there."
'There's no way I can't clear this quest. Look at her skirt—it covers her knees because she hasn't even thought about shortening it... I want to roll it right up and give her a good lift-and-bang.'
Just as I was picking out who to clear the quest with in my head, someone blocked my path.
She was wearing glasses that were quite large for her face, making it hard to see her features clearly.
But I had a feeling that if she took them off, she'd feel great in bed.
"I said stop!!!"
"Huh?"
She told me to stop, so I stopped.
Looking closely, there was a "Disciplinary" name tag on her uniform. Below it was the name 'Yoo Su-jin.'
It was quite funny to see grown adults acting as disciplinary officers and regulating attire.
Then again, they had uniforms, so I guess anything was possible.
"I don't recognize your face."
"I'm a transfer student."
Yoo Su-jin's face crumpled immediately after I answered, as if something had displeased her.
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Su-jin loved her current daily life very much. And she took great pride in being part of the Disciplinary Committee.
Because of that, she worked harder than anyone else, and she had already been promised the position of Disciplinary Chief next year.
She had vowed that no one would look like a delinquent while passing through these gates, and in fact, no one ever had.
'What is up with him?'
But the guy walking toward her from a distance was the worst.
It was lucky he was wearing the Victory uniform; if he'd been in street clothes, she would have kicked him out immediately.
Starting from his unbuttoned shirt to the hoodie he was wearing—where had he even ditched his school blazer?
He had his hand in his left pocket and was fidgeting with something occasionally; it was definitely something suspicious.
Normally, she wouldn't conduct a search of personal belongings, but she felt she absolutely had to this time.
Su-jin called him to a halt and began to interrogate him.
But no matter what she asked, this guy just kept repeating that it was because he was a transfer student.
He didn't even have a name tag; she couldn't even tell what his name was.
"You... if you keep being uncooperative like this, forget about transferring, you're coming with me for an interview first."
She said it to intimidate him, but instead of being scared, the guy actually laughed.
Seeing that smile, a powerful feeling washed over her that she shouldn't let him go.
She decided to search his belongings immediately.
"What's in your left pocket? Why have you been fidgeting with it since earlier?"
"No, this is..."
She caught the flustered expression on his face.
Seeing his hesitation to speak, it was surely an important and illegal item.
"Take it out right now. What? Is it too difficult to take out here? Follow me. You think I haven't seen punks like you before?!"
She had to press him now that she had a lead. You can't give these delinquent types an opening. And it was working.
Every time Su-jin spoke, he flinched; he was clearly scared.
It was undoubtedly an Awakener stimulant.
They were legal inside Gates, but consuming them in any other situation was illegal.
Possessing them wasn't a crime in itself, but it was obvious he intended to use them for simple greed.
She informed the other members of the situation and dragged the guy to the Disciplinary Room.
How satisfying it was when he hesitated and made a face as if he'd realized his mistake!
'This is it.'
This was true education.
Just in case he tried to run, she locked the door of the Disciplinary Room.
This room was specifically designed for guiding delinquent students, and if the door was blocked, there was absolutely no way out.
It couldn't be opened from the outside either, so he wouldn't be able to pull any tricks.
Now, it was finally time to check what was in his pocket.
"Hey. Take it out."
Su-jin decided to be bold. Seeing his terrified expression, she thought he'd take it out himself if she pushed just a little more.
"I... I don't want to..."
However, the answer she heard was not what she expected.
Suddenly, anger surged to her head.
"I see words aren't going to work with you?"
She pinned the transfer student against the wall and thrust her hand into his pocket.
At first, she thought there was nothing, but as she reached deeper, she touched something soft.
It was so squishy that she couldn't even get a good grip on it.
She had to grab it and pull it out somehow. If she kept struggling like this, he would surely look down on her.
'Huh?'
The thing in his pocket was gradually getting harder.
And she could feel it growing.
Earlier, it had only touched the center of her palm, but now it had transformed into a length that surpassed her wrist.
'What is this?'
Whatever it was, Su-jin gripped the object tightly, thinking she should just pull it out.
Seeing the transfer student flinch, she must have targeted it accurately.
Now she just had to pull, but it was stuck firmly somewhere and showed no sign of coming out of the pocket.
"Senior."
That was when a voice came from above.
She hadn't realized it until now, but the height difference was immense.
Perhaps because the Disciplinary Room was dark, she couldn't even see his face clearly.
Only his lips, curved into a thick smirk, caught her eye.
"Wha... what?"
A sudden sense of fear washed over her.
By all accounts, she should be the one in control of this situation, yet she felt like she was about to be devoured.
"Why... why are you calling me... You going to beg for forgiveness? If so, I have no intention of letting you off... Take it out right now... I'm confiscating it..."
Her voice grew smaller and smaller.
Still, the important thing was that she finished what she had to say.
Victory was right in front of her.
Or was the thought that it was right in front of her just her own delusion? The thought suddenly occurred to Su-jin.
"Senior, that's my dick."
At those words, Su-jin's mind went blank.