Chapter 150: I Want to Entertain the Hero Together with You.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 150: I Want to Entertain the Hero Together with You.
Why is he looking at me like he wants to kill me?
Chubby Ahn racked his brain, wondering if he’d ever committed a sin grave enough to warrant this.
Sharp, piercing eyes and fists trembling with rage.
To anyone watching, Kim Min-su looked like he was a split second away from beating someone to a pulp.
‘It must be because of that message...’
It seemed certain that Baek Tae-yang had sent some strange message that set him off.
What Chubby Ahn couldn't understand was why that fury seemed to be directed at him.
While he was still trying to grasp the situation, nervously watching Kim Min-su’s every move...
Kim Min-su spoke, the sound of his teeth grinding together audible in the air.
"You said you were my closest confidant, didn't you?"
"Y-yes, I did."
"Then how do you explain this photo? Do you think it’s right for me to suffer this kind of humiliation? Me, the Indomitable Hero? Answer me! Does it make sense for someone like me, who took a glorious 3rd place in the Gladire tournament, to be mocked like this, you son of a bitch?!"
Kim Min-su shoved his phone forward, screaming in rage, but Chubby Ahn’s focus was momentarily diverted.
Min-su’s claim about being 3rd in Gladire had rubbed Chubby Ahn the wrong way.
3rd place? That was a bit of a stretch, wasn't it?
‘They didn't even hold the match for 3rd and 4th place. Why is he just deciding he’s 3rd?’
Of course, since he was the protagonist, he would have likely beaten Lee Ji-jun, even if Max Beramichi was a different story.
Still, claiming the title before the fight even happened was a bit...
‘Isn't that a bit pathetic... No, wait... Min-su is the protagonist, so he’s allowed.’
He had almost committed a blasphemous thought.
If Min-su said he was 3rd, then he was 3rd.
Besides, the main issue wasn't whether he was 3rd or 4th; it was the content on the phone Kim Min-su was holding out.
"Two women's butts... Sender: Baek Tae-yang... No way...!"
"Exactly! It’s obviously Yu-min and Hye-mi! And yet! I have no one by my side! Do you know how much I’ve consulted with you and the Pure Love Diary Writer while things ended up like this?!"
A 3P already.
Honestly, Chubby Ahn was impressed.
In his own novel's original plan, that kind of progress wasn't supposed to happen until at least chapter 500.
‘No, why am I being impressed?’
Was the loss of the Protagonist Share affecting him too?
If the cliché of having to unconditionally suck up to the protagonist was being applied to him right now...
‘This is dangerous.’
If it was this bad with only 40% stolen, he couldn't even imagine the repercussions if it crossed the halfway mark.
"Wait! Let’s unclench those fists and talk. You’re scaring me. And let’s talk inside! My legs hurt from standing out here!"
That was why he couldn't let this meeting go to waste.
He needed to get inside and have a long, deep conversation.
"No, tell me why you’re here first! You’re not here to say you’ll help me with my love life again like last time, are you? My current consultations are suspended, my girls are being stolen, and now... No, I’m starting to think all that 'help' was meaningless from the start!"
Good grief.
‘He’s already reached that stage?’
This was bad.
Chubby Ahn cursed his own stupidity for not replying to messages immediately.
He should have been feeding Min-su "supplements" through daily Q&As, but just a few days of silence had caused him to break down like this.
What a nightmare, all because of that damn original author.
If he was going to die, he should have stayed dead.
‘He’s a nuisance in every possible way.’
First, he had to calm Min-su down.
"Calm down. Just listen to me for a second. Have you ever had a chance to show off your cool side to any of the girls you’ve met in a Gate?"
"...No?"
"The Pure Love Diary Writer said that this upcoming joint training is that exact moment. How should I put it... It’s the perfect moment for the Hero to truly capture the Saintess’s heart."
"The Saintess?"
"Yes. And... even that rich young lady."
"...I’m listening."
Min-su was instantly swayed by Chubby Ahn’s words.
He had been at a loss on how to train for the joint training, and these words were like rain in a drought.
"Can we go inside and talk then? Like I said, my legs are killing me."
"Yes, yes. Please, come in."
The raging fire of anger vanished in an instant, replaced once again by trust in the Pure Love Diary Writer.
Chubby Ahn didn't know whether to view Min-su’s simplicity as a good thing or a bad thing.
‘Let’s just focus on one thing for now.’
Stop the Protagonist Share from being stolen any further and dump all the remaining heroines onto Min-su.
That was the only goal.
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"Slurp... Haa... Hngh..."
"...Mph... Slurp... Chu... Nngh..."
"Both of you made such delicious lunches. Thank you."
After a successful 3P session.
I was leisurely enjoying a cleaning blowjob while munching on the lunch boxes Yu-min and Su-jin had prepared for me.
‘As expected, Vienna sausages are the gold standard for lunch boxes.’
Yu-min had prepared rice balls with various fillings, and Su-jin had brought rice with several side dishes.
Both were the epitome of classic lunch boxes, so I shoveled it all into my mouth.
A bite of tuna mayo rice ball, then a sausage.
A piece of rolled omelet, then a pollock roe rice ball.
‘Isn't this the true essence of the Academy genre?’
I wished it could always be like this.
A life where I didn't have to worry about anything complicated, just eating while getting head.
A dream-like time where, as the days passed, I’d naturally end up with the Saintess and Melanie.
Ding-dong.
—Attention. Lunch break is ending. All cadets scheduled for afternoon training, please gather at the main athletic field. Repeating. Lunch break is ending...
‘Right, this is reality.’
My stomach was so full that my brain must have been running on pure wishful thinking.
As the announcement brought me back to earth, I stood up.
"I should head out first."
"You're leaving already?"
"There are still a few minutes left."
I wanted to roll around more, too.
Just staying here, tangling our bodies together and sliding my cock between their thighs.
"I’m the student representative. I don't have a choice. Sorry."
I gave Yu-min and Su-jin one last deep kiss each.
Then, I stepped out of the classroom.
‘But I have no idea what’s going to happen next.’
The biggest problem was that I couldn't do much on my own.
Kim Min-su was absent, and I still hadn't figured out what kind of person the Saintess was.
"Oh, Mr. Tae-yang. I take it you didn't eat at the cafeteria?"
Speak of the devil.
As I was walking down the hallway, the Saintess appeared right in front of me.
‘She really is tall.’
She looked to be about 175cm, with white hair.
She had a "Divine Power Pouch" that practically announced her immense power, and hips that looked like they were about to burst out of her clothes.
Her body was the pinnacle of the Western-style physique people dreamed of.
I couldn't see her face because of the veil, but she was "guaranteed" to be beautiful.
"Yes, I had friends I promised to eat with. I wanted a quiet meal, so we ate in the classroom."
"You should have a meal with me sometime. Along with Perkus... I mean, the Pope and the Hero."
"It would be an honor if you’d have me."
She was the one to bring up Kim Min-su first?
I’d never encountered a heroine like this before.
‘Does she actually like Kim Min-su?’
Usually, I can get a read on a woman after a few exchanges.
But with the Saintess, I couldn't figure out what she was thinking at all.
Step, step.
As I walked down the hallway beside her, I decided I had to probe her somehow.
"If you don't mind me asking... do you like Kim Min-su, Saintess?"
"Pardon?"
Stop.
She stopped in her tracks and turned her gaze directly toward me.
‘Was that too blunt?’
Was it too rude to ask a national figure if she "liked" someone?
"No, I mean... like an idol. Similar to how one might like a movie star... I’m very sorry if my wording was misleading."
I quickly backtracked and apologized.
Being too impulsive is the fastest way to alienate someone.
I must have caught it from spending too much time around Kim Min-su.
"No, it’s quite alright. It’s natural to be curious. I did see you two walking together at night... and I suppose I do mention the Hero quite often."
Was she smiling?
‘I really can't read her.’
Regardless, the atmosphere didn't seem too bad, so I breathed a mental sigh of relief.
If she had taken offense and scolded me for being rude, I wouldn't have had a leg to stand on.
"It wouldn't be fun if I told you everything, so... shall I just tell you a few things?"
"Pardon?"
Click, clack.
The sound of her heels echoed through the hallway with every step.
I followed her, barely suppressing the flood of thoughts racing through my mind.
"The Hero... he has his own charms, but did you know his true appeal comes from his immense curiosity?"
"Curiosity?"
"Yes. Thanks to that curiosity, I’ve been able to get to know you better, Mr. Tae-yang... and I’ve indirectly experienced just how incredible a person you are."
"What do you mean by..."
The Saintess didn't give me a straight answer; she just let out a small laugh.
While I was standing there, puzzled and unable to grasp her meaning, she turned her body toward me.
"I want to entertain the Hero together with you. That is the best answer I can give you for now."
With that, she left.
She uttered those final words and vanished from my sight in an instant.
‘...She wants to entertain Kim Min-su with me?’
Leaving me with a riddle, she remained an enigma, burned into my mind as an unknowable existence.