Women Like Men Who Are Good at Soccer? Then Let's Give It a Shot
The title popped into my head the moment I decided to pick up a soccer ball for the first time in my life.
Yeomisae is good at soccer.
Look, I know how it sounds. But hear me out.
If women really do go crazy for guys who can play soccer… then fine. I’ll become the best in the world at it. Simple as that.
That was the entire thought process. No deep philosophy, no childhood trauma, no “I want to stand on the biggest stage” speech. Just the primal realization that if I got stupidly good at soccer, girls would like me. A lot.
And once that switch flipped in my brain, there was no going back.
My name is Lee Suhyuk. Twenty-three years old. Former bench-warmer in high school PE class. Current professional soccer player who somehow ended up in Barcelona of all places. How the hell did I get here? Well… that’s a long, ridiculous story full of sweat, broken ankles, jealous teammates, way too many beautiful women, and one very clingy system window that keeps calling me a Yeomisae.
But before we get to the Champions League drama, the tabloid scandals, or the part where I accidentally started a harem without meaning to, let’s rewind to the very beginning.
To the day I first kicked a ball and the world decided to reward my thirsty ass with supernatural talent.
Condition met: Extreme motivation driven by thirst.
Unique Trait unlocked: Yeomisae’s Soccer Talent.
Welcome to the game, simp.
Yeah. That’s how it all started.
And honestly? Best decision I’ve ever made.