Chapter 11
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 10
Chapter Title: A Shitty Job, But I'm Too Happy
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'What a shitty job, but I'm so damn happy to be a working man.'
Yi Hyunwoo was once again moved by the privileges granted by the administrator authority in the work system.
"Great, Jin-ah. I'm glad you already know the contract details. I'll send you the key points for the meeting via messenger."
"Yes, got it."
Jin-ah conversed with him just like any other employees in a regular meeting.
Hyunwoo returned to his desk and began frantically searching for women's clothing on his smartphone. Finally, after much deliberation on an adult clothing site, he selected a tight white backless dress, black high heels, and a T-string thong.
Not caring about the price, the total came to a hefty sum—enough for fifty bowls of beef soup. But since Seo Jin-ah was the one buying, it didn't matter. He immediately sent her the clothing site URL.
- For the meeting, wear the specified outfit and prepare meticulously by getting a clean Brazilian wax around your genitals. -
He issued the instructions with the seriousness of a team leader assigning tasks to his team members. Of course, it wasn't actual work. And pussies were best with a full bush, after all.
'Phew... perfect. I'm proud of myself.'
Hyunwoo admired Seo Jin-ah, who perfectly pulled off the outfit he'd chosen, giving himself a pat on the back.
Seo Jin-ah had a pure, innocent face, translucent milky-white skin, and voluptuous breasts that turned any man's head.
But if she were flawless, the work system would have given her [Charm 10]. The reason she was [Charm 7] was probably her legs.
Of course, her slender ankles and calves, along with her thick thighs, formed a golden ratio. But life is fair, as they say. The issue was her slightly short leg length compared to her average proportions.
'Not as stubby as a Welsh Corgi, but still a bit lacking.'
That's why Hyunwoo had ordered her a short dress and high heels.
High heels were a cheat code for women. They forced the feet into a tiptoe position, making the calves look slimmer, which enhanced leg lines and improved proportions. For someone like Seo Jin-ah with shorter legs, they perfectly compensated for her flaw.
And the tight, short white backless dress exposed her thighs generously with its brief length, naturally making her lower body appear longer.
The combination of heels and dress perfectly covered her weakness while highlighting her plump hips, rivaling her bust.
The male employees and even the team leader drooling and pitching tents wasn't just because of her chest—it was Hyunwoo's coordination that played the decisive role.
'And Lee Byung-joo is on a business trip today.'
He'd subtly checked Lee Byung-joo's attendance status with HR's Kim Ji-young and scheduled for today, his business trip day.
'This'll be a real TGIF.'
Normally, he'd spend Friday night at home jerking off, but now, imagining a steamy night with Seo Jin-ah, Yi Hyunwoo could hardly wait to clock out.
"Deputy Manager Lee, a moment."
There was only one reason a team leader called his subordinate kindly: to dump work on them.
"Yes, Team Leader."
"PR Team sent a request for cooperation. Could you attend the meeting for us?"
He didn't know about other companies, but the PR Team was born to torment the operational departments. They spewed idiotic ideas without a thought for the executing teams.
"Ah... yes, understood."
A vague unease flickered through his mind, but Hyunwoo headed to the meeting room anyway. It was already filled with staff from PR and other departments.
"Let's proceed with the third PR coordination meeting."
As Hyunwoo took his seat, the meeting started right away. Turning his head, he spotted a slim woman leading it.
'Who is that? Was there a woman like her in the company?'
After obtaining the Office Administrator Authority, he'd scanned all the female employees multiple times, so he thought he knew everyone. Hyunwoo wondered if he'd missed something.
"I'm Deputy Manager Eun Seol from the PR Team, in charge of this coordination. Nice to meet you."
'Eun Seol? That bitchy Eun Seol?'
The moderator introducing herself was a familiar face to Hyunwoo. Though her current look didn't match his memory. He pulled out his smartphone under the table and searched for Eun Seol in the [Administrator] section.
PR Team's Deputy Manager Eun Seol—a senior who joined a year before Hyunwoo, now in her fourth year. She took good care of herself, boasting a tall, slim figure, beautiful legs, and a slender body that made her famous since Hyunwoo's entry. Her S-line from a tiny waist to full hips was national treasure level. She seemed to enjoy the male stares, always wearing tight H-line skirts that accentuated her curves.
But God is fair. Her body was model-esque sculpture, but her face was the problem. Her single-lidded, narrow eyes slanted at 10:10 like an angry Mongolian glare. She tried covering it with heavy eyeliner, but the eyes were too slit-like for makeup alone.
That's why Hyunwoo and his batchmates called her 'Bag Girl.' Slap a plastic bag over her face, and she'd be smoking hot.
'Come to think of it, I heard she took a long vacation recently.'
'She did it.'
As Hyunwoo suspected, Eun Seol had gotten double eyelid surgery during her extended leave. The gods must be real—miraculously successful. Minimal swelling, and her knothole eyes transformed into natural double-lidded ones, completely changing her look.
'Double eyelids have this much power?'
They say eyes make up over 90% of a face. The upturned corners weren't fixed, but the slit eyes upgraded to clear, big ones. She now looked like a haughty cat-eyed beauty.
'The +3 Charm must be from the surgery.'
Studying her status window, Hyunwoo realized [Charm: 7(+3)/10] meant artificial enhancements were shown as bonuses, unlike innate charm.
'I can check other women's surgeries this way.'
He resolved to pay close attention to plus/minus values.
"Deputy Manager Yi Hyunwoo from Management Support Team."
A sharp voice snapped him back, head jerking up from his desk.
"Ah! Yes."
"Management Support must carry out PR activities according to PR Team's Q3 plan."
"Pardon?? What do you mean?"
What the hell kind of nonsense was this? If they made the plan, they should execute it.
"Isn't planning and executing PR the PR Team's job?"
Hyunwoo calmly countered Eun Seol.
"Last year, Management Support handled execution, didn't they?"
Right, he remembered. They whined about manpower shortages and got some support from Management Support.
"That was an exceptional partial support. PR work should be PR's responsibility."
Hyunwoo's argument was perfectly logical. But his opponent was Eun Seol.
"I'll report Deputy Manager Yi's opinion to my team leader. Meeting adjourned."
- Bang -
Without waiting for his reply, Eun Seol stormed out.
Only then did her true colors hit Hyunwoo. S University grad with massive academic pride, hungry for spotlight work that made her shine, not the quiet grind.
A tiring type who lived off her own hype.
'Ugh... what a bitch.'
Body to die for, but the last person you'd want as a coworker. That was Deputy Manager Eun Seol. Unease washed over Hyunwoo as he left the room.
- Ring ring ring ring -
The team leader's phone rang.
"Ah, Executive Director. Oh, about today's coordination? Yes, yes."
'This feels bad.'
"Deputy Manager Yi, PR said you heard in the meeting—they're requesting cooperation. So, could you handle the detailed execution for Q3 PR plan?"
"!!!"
"Team Leader, why should Management Support do PR's job? We're not their subcontractors..."
Unable to hold back, Hyunwoo vented his frustration.
"Last year we did it too, didn't we? So we have to."
"That was just one-time support because they begged about shortages..."
"Enough. I already told the Executive Director we're on it. President's directive—he requested personally. So no arguing, you handle it."
The team leader spun his chair, conversation over.
'Argh... fucking president's orders.'
Private firms might differ, but in public institutions, the worst boss couldn't deflect other teams' work. Worse than incompetent—he was the type who dragged in extra crap.
Better a grumpy boss who blocked dumps; that kept the team comfy. But their Management Support Team Leader was the idiot who scooped up everyone else's slop.
'Damn it.'
Eun Seol dumping it pissed him off, but the team leader accepting it pissed him off just as much. With implementation starting next Monday, Friday on-time exit was toast for Hyunwoo.
"Ugh, this job's so shitty I can't stand it."
Chewing over his rage at Eun Seol, Yi Hyunwoo had to burn his Friday night in the office.
Thanks to that, Seo Jin-ah—who'd donned the tight white backless dress, black T-string thong, bra lingerie set for her 'meeting' with Hyunwoo, and gotten a perfect Brazilian wax on her privates—was waiting indefinitely at the pre-booked hotel.
'He set the meeting, so why isn't he here?'
Bound by the work system's employment contract, she'd scheduled a Friday night 'meeting' at the Workwheel Hotel with Hyunwoo. But lying on the suite bed overlooking the Han River nightscape, her long-suppressed libido boiled over.
Writhing hotly on the bed waiting for Hyunwoo, memories of today's office flooded her mind. Per his orders, she'd worn a trashy backless outfit she'd never touch normally. All day, she'd felt the lecherous stares from the male staff.
The team leader took it further, ogling her body like he wanted to lick it. Recalling his gaze still made her skin crawl like bugs were crawling over her.
'So gross and scary...'
She'd always hidden her figure from men's creepy looks out of fear. Was it the system-amplified libido? Or the long sex drought with husband Lee Byung-joo? Her T-string thong, barely covering her privates, was soaked through with her juices long ago.
"Ha-ah... haa... haa..."
Her slender fingers worked frantically between her slick folds, but Seo Jin-ah's feverish body wouldn't cool, wriggling restlessly on the bed all night.