I Feel My Inner Perversion While Having Sex with Aunt Min-jung
"When it rains, everyone else's range of movement shrinks pretty hard, so having top-tier gear on our side is a real advantage in a lot of ways, Auntie."
Geum Tae-yang told Kim Min-jung that the right timing to head for Jo Yu-mi Camp had finally arrived.
"I see..."
Nod...! Nod...! Nod...!
Kim Min-jung listened with a serious expression, arms folded, nodding along.
"So that rumor everyone's been fretting over — is it actually true?"
The look on her face said it all. The information she already knew and the situation Tae-yang was describing seemed to line up.
"Yeah. People generally say a zombie's most developed sense is hearing, but on rainy days the sound of the rain debuffs that hearing, so their sense of smell opens up to compensate."
"You know better than anyone how detailed a sense organ smell is, Auntie. That's why on rainy days you get a lot more cases of zombies coming out of nowhere."
"Even in situations where you'd think there's no way they noticed you, they still pick up on you and charge."
Tae-yang answered her question carefully.
A few summer showers had already come and gone. As those situations piled up, a rumor had started circulating — that zombies seemed to move even more aggressively on rainy days. There were various theories, but the most widely accepted cause was that a zombie's sense of smell opened up.
"A-young carved out some free time and analyzed Sung Gap-yong's corpse. Turns out the way he distinguished men from women was through smell."
"So even if other zombies aren't at Sung Gap-yong's level, their sense of smell probably stays active at a faint baseline, and then gets a lot sharper when it rains."
Tae-yang's side had fully embraced that theory — and the foundation for it was Park A-young's research.
Park A-young had stuffed the corpse of the Awakened pervert zombie Sung Gap-yong into the trunk of the custom Hummer and brought it back. Then she had gone to work examining it, running experiments, and thoroughly picking it apart for every scrap of information she could get. One of the results was the secret behind Sung Gap-yong's unusually detailed perception compared to other zombies.
The fact that a Status Window registered on him meant he reacted to mana, sure — but the way he had charged at Kim Min-jung and Park A-young with a full erection made it obvious he possessed the cognitive ability to tell men from women. And that secret had been smell.
"Our little girl really is something else... I know I gave birth to her, but isn't she just brilliant, Tae-yang?"
Hearing her daughter's achievements recounted again, doting mother Kim Min-jung could not stop praising and elevating Park A-young's abilities.
"She's incredible, Auntie. No need to even say it twice. Honestly, this whole big project only works because A-young's skills are backing us up."
Thumbs up!
True to form, Geum Tae-yang was the original doting type. Even in the middle of a serious, heavy conversation, the moment his beloved Kim Min-jung started chattering with pure joy like a proud fool, he found her so adorable that he immediately raised a thumb and played right along.
"Yeah, okay, got it — is that everything? You need anything else? We've got plenty of transport space and the supplies here are solid, so don't hold back, Yu-mi."
That evening, Geum Tae-yang got on a call with Jo Yu-mi. They were heading to her camp the next day, so this was the final coordination on what supplies to bring.
"We're going to finish the project here and then haul everyone over to your bunker anyway. So don't go overboard. Just bring what we actually need."
Geum Tae-yang, Kim Min-jung, and the others wanted to do anything they could for Jo Yu-mi Camp. Sensing that goodwill clearly, Jo Yu-mi waved them off in a bright, pleased voice.
"Tch... Still feels a little lacking, though? I wanted to show up for the kids like Santa Claus. Even if it is the middle of summer..."
Scratch...! Scratch...! Scratch...! Scratch...!
And so Tae-yang scratched his head with a thoroughly disappointed look on his face.
Man... At first I thought this was just about surviving and protecting Auntie and A-young... But using my power for more and more people actually feels really good.
Was I always like this? Is that where my growth drive comes from too?
Preparing for this expedition had made Tae-yang feel a lot of things. Given the household environment he had grown up in, his outward personality had always carried a certain easygoing, don't-rock-the-boat quality. But as power came to him and crisis after crisis piled up, he had felt responsibility settle on his shoulders — and he had recognized that he was not the kind of person who ran from it. In other words, he was gradually finding his social self.
"Uh... there is something else I need, actually..."
As Tae-yang drifted into a mild moment of reflection, Jo Yu-mi spoke up again — voice shrinking, hesitant.
"What is it, Yu-mi?! Just say it! If we don't have it here, I'll go out and get it right now and hand it over the second we arrive tomorrow!"
Alpha-male Geum Tae-yang, eager to do anything for the people who had come under his protection, pressed her with full enthusiasm.
"Co... condoms... I need condoms..."
What came through the phone from Jo Yu-mi in that moment was truly unexpected.
"Condoms????"
It was so out of left field that even harem-stud Geum Tae-yang's eyes went wide.
"Ah!"
Then, almost immediately, he reacted as if he had figured out why she was asking.
"You said there were women among the survivors who joined your camp, right??? Did couples already form inside the camp???"
Tae-yang concluded that couples had formed inside Jo Yu-mi Camp, that they needed condoms, and that camp leader Jo Yu-mi was requesting them from him for that reason.
Twenty, twenty-one — that's peak age, and in a world where you could die any second, body and heart and will all fire up hard. Heh... I get it completely...
Jo Yu-mi Camp was a group built around Jo Yu-mi and the younger guys who had followed her since their orphanage days, protecting the children together. Then, when the survival camps across Hanseong Metropolitan City went through a massive reshuffling and consolidation, same-age peers with existing ties to Yu-mi and her juniors had joined up. Most of them were women, and he had already heard that the camp was buzzing with new energy because of it.
But that's weird... If she's asking for condoms for that reason, why is Yu-mi embarrassed??? No matter how I look at it, that doesn't seem like her personality...
Once he laid it out that way, Tae-yang tilted his head. The Jo Yu-mi in his mind and the hesitant Jo Yu-mi from a moment ago simply would not line up.
"Well... for reasons like that... I think we'll need them... Anyway, can you do it, Tae-yang?"
As she hesitated, Jo Yu-mi carefully checked whether it was possible — while Tae-yang helpfully rattled on and filled in the blanks himself.
"Funny coincidence! Back in Sung Gap-yong's vehicle — I didn't mention it at the time, but every kind of sex toy you can imagine came out of there. And there were a ton of condoms too. Top-shelf stuff. I can just bring those."
"Damn... They say even dog shit has its uses — I thought that whole setup was just pure filth, but it actually comes in handy like this??"
He still found her attitude a little strange, but simple-minded man that he was, Tae-yang recovered his pace and answered with full confidence.
It had been roughly three days since they finished off the Awakened pervert zombie Sung Gap-yong and brought his custom Hummer back to the bunker. Tae-yang and Park A-young had been upgrading the Hummer with alchemy magic while trading feedback with Jo Yu-mi. In that process they had shared detailed information about Awakened zombie traits — but they had not gone so far as to tell her about the vehicle's more blush-inducing interior features. Now that one of Sung Gap-yong's dazzling collection of items had found a practical use, Tae-yang found himself thinking that life really was unpredictable.
"Sex toys...???"
In that moment, Jo Yu-mi latched onto the keyword sex toys.
"Huh?? Yu-mi, you don't know much about sex toys? Probably because you don't have experience??"
Tae-yang caught that reaction immediately. He had never asked Jo Yu-mi about her romantic history separately. That was why, during their first phone-video masturbation session, he had suggested she try calling out the name of someone she liked. But as time passed, Yu-mi had started calling Park A-young often too. A-young had naturally shared relationship talk with her, and the information that Jo Yu-mi was a virgin had made its way to Tae-yang that way.
"Mmm... I don't really know that much..."
Jo Yu-mi hedged again in answer to his question.
I just lied to Tae-yang again... Once you start, there's really no end to this...
But it was a lie. Ever since Jo Yu-mi had awakened to her own sexual preferences, she had been diligently gathering related knowledge. As information about her somewhat extreme tastes accumulated, knowledge of the various sex toys that could satisfy them had grown right alongside it. For now, though, she was still hiding her inclinations from Tae-yang — so the unavoidable lies kept coming.
"Looking at it, Sung Gap-yong was a serious sadist. So there were whips, vibrators, augh..."
Tae-yang answered with a shudder. He had never seen those things in person — only caught glimpses of them in passing while watching porn now and then. Imagining Sung Gap-yong using them for wild sex sessions inside that custom Hummer made his vision swim.
"......."
For a moment, Jo Yu-mi fell silent.
"Hey, Tae-yang... there's something I'm curious about..."
Then she carefully opened her mouth again.
"Yeah! Go ahead!"
Tae-yang responded in a don't-hold-back tone.
"A woman with... kind of unusual fetishes... is that weird...? Is that really unattractive...?"
The question she asked under that reaction was essentially a measure of how broad and accepting a spectrum harem-stud Geum Tae-yang actually had. Having registered Tae-yang's disgust at sadists, Jo Yu-mi had shrunk in on herself — wondering whether he might react the same way to a masochist.
"Ahem... That's a pretty deep question..."
Rub...! Rub...! Rub...!
But of course Tae-yang had no idea what was going on in her head. He simply wore a thoughtful expression, as if a best friend had just hit him with a balance-game question, and stroked his chin.
Of course it's weird, right...? With someone as beautiful and kind as Aunt Min-jung and A-young around... there's no way he'd feel anything for a girl with perverted fetishes...
Watching Tae-yang take his time, Jo Yu-mi's self-esteem plummeted hard.
"Okay. I think I can answer it like this!"
To her, Geum Tae-yang opened the door to his answer with a look of complete certainty.