Chapter 327
Chapter 327
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Translator: crow
Chapter Title: Upgrade
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Most creatures on Earth share something in common. Many of the opposite sex flock to an attractive one. Humans are no exception. This update makes pairs even more perfectly suited to each other.
(Similar to the neural maximization Park Woojin experienced before.)
Already great as it is, but physical contact now brings even greater bliss and satisfaction. Your sexual chemistry might improve even more?
Alarm: If someone messes with your woman, it'd piss you off big time, right? This feature sends instant warnings to rude intruders.
Pheromone Emission: Pheromones now subtly emanate from Park Woojin's body to seduce women. Recipients fall head over heels in love—aka rose-tinted glasses effect.
Camouflage: Some animals alter their color or pattern to blend into surroundings for protection. Chameleons and octopuses are prime examples. What happens if you apply it to an avatar?
Hint: the phrase "surrounding environment"!
"Not bad."
Fatigue reduction, semen volume boosts—features like that were no longer necessary.
Not completely useless, but upgrades wouldn't yield meaningful gains anymore.
For example, bumping semen volume from 30% to 40% wouldn't make much difference in practice.
In that sense, this upgrade was pretty fun.
'They're already so horny they could die, and now they get even prettier?'
They already had bodies impossible to resist without pouncing, and now even more so?
Wasn't this basically saying to fuck all day?
And their brains get sharper too.
Handle other stuff quick and spend the rest of the time fucking?
I licked my lips unconsciously and scrolled down to the new features.
Pheromones aside, Alarm seemed super useful.
All five had otherworldly looks—no way trouble wouldn't find them.
Hyenas could lunge anytime, anywhere.
Of course I'd rush over or send an avatar to save them, but timing was everything.
Too late, and it was pointless.
In that regard, a very handy feature.
'Now, finally... Camouflage?'
How to make use of this?
I summoned an avatar and activated Camouflage.
An opaque blue silhouette.
Of course, only I could see it that way—normies wouldn't spot it at all.
So, what's the purpose?
It came out at a high score threshold, so it had to be useful.
No matter how much I pondered, I focused on the key phrase in the description.
"Surrounding environment..."
Just in case, I moved the avatar aside.
A startling change occurred.
The square digital clock on the desk.
It clearly read 23:42, but suddenly jumped to 23:47.
No time travel happened, so there was only one explanation.
'No way—it memorizes the surroundings and keeps projecting that image?'
It was so insane I could barely believe my eyes.
I had to run more tests before finally accepting it.
"Holy shit... If it covers a 1-meter radius around the avatar's center."
True admiration escaped my lips.
This might actually enable real outdoor play.
Not just any outdoor play—boldly right in front of people.
Various scenarios flooded my mind as I lay on the bed.
'Already looking forward to the next feature.'
But Park Seoyoon, the next in line, was still in the two digits.
300 seemed impossibly far off.
Points were just a matter of time anyway—not the real issue.
My biggest worry was separate.
When to tell the sisters the Onahole secret.
Not keeping it forever, but I lacked the guts to spill it.
'Made Chae-ah sis do anal by playing the health guardian card, and basically half-raped Hee-jin to take her virginity—how do I explain that?'
If they found out, they might come at me with fire in their eyes.
Hell, a week of lockdown turning me into a living dildo wasn't out of the question.
Too much karma piled up.
I shook off the tangled thoughts and closed my eyes.
It wasn't urgent, and I had a safety net—at least I wouldn't get half-killed.
'Healthier body, better skin, anti-aging... They wouldn't kill me, right?'
*
The next day.
Getting ready for school as usual, something caught my eye.
Breast milk induction pills.
Bought them but stashed in a corner.
'Wanna try them once... On who?'
Shin Ayoung sprang to mind first.
She'd go along with any play with a smile.
I'd bring it up casually later. I opened the front door and stepped out.
"So how'd you and Woojin start dating? Spill a little."
"Oh, that? One day Oppa suddenly dragged me to a dark alley and said, 'Date me or I'll fuck you right here.'"
"Wh-what?"
"So I just said yes. Scary, but he seemed decent enough."
"For real? Seriously?"
Familiar voices hit me the moment I opened the door.
But the content was anything but ordinary.
"Hey, when did I ever say that?"
"Oh? Good morning."
"Morning..."
Shin Ayoung grinning innocently, playing dumb.
Park Seoyoon shooting me a look of utter disgust, avoiding eye contact.
No way she actually believed that, right?
I needed to clear the misunderstanding fast.
"We just hit it off during a group project. Why twist it like that?"
"Wasn't it? Felt like he forced himself on you though..."
"When did I."
"Not saying he didn't."
Not entirely wrong—I did shove it in the Onahole.
But Park Seoyoon, unaware of context, eyed me suspiciously, trying to gauge truth from lie.
I waved at her first.
"It's all lies, don't buy it."
"Reeally...? Feels true though..."
"Who drags someone to a dark alley to ask them out? Even novels are more realistic."
"Some guys openly ask girls to jerk them off, so maybe."
Park Seoyoon squinted, glaring at me.
Her eyes screamed "repent," but it bounced right off.
'She offered first, and last time she even sucked my dick. Why the attitude now?'
As our subtle stare-down dragged on, Shin Ayoung clapped cheerfully to lighten the mood.
"Sis, sorry, but Oppa and I have first period, so we're cutting it close. Gotta run."
"Oh, right? I held you too long. Sorry."
"No worries. See ya later~"
Park Seoyoon pouted at me, then whipped her head away.
She gave a tiny wave before heading into her house.
Slam.
The door shut, and Shin Ayoung shoved her sparkling face right up to mine.
"She kept prying, so I mixed in some lies. How'd I do? Good, right?"
"No, lies need to be believable. 'Date me or I fuck you'? What was that?"
"Half-true, isn't it? You did pounce."
"Stuck it in the Onahole, didn't pounce."
"Same difference. You inserted but didn't fuck~ What's the diff?"
She had a point.
I gave up arguing and wrapped an arm around her waist.
"Let's go?"
"Yeah."
We strolled side by side down the street like a perfect couple.
I scanned Shin Ayoung up and down.
'Skin does look glossier. Breasts too... bigger?'
Her ass felt subtly plumper too.
As I restrained the urge to grope, she flicked my forehead.
"Staring like that first thing in the morning?"
"Looking won't wear 'em out."
"Wrong."
"Huh?"
"You say, 'Ayoung's so pretty, I couldn't help it.'"
"Tough question. No wonder I flunked."
"Easier than breathing."
Shin Ayoung stood on tiptoes and blew in my ear.
She cupped her mouth and whispered softly.
"But you're extra hot today? Super fuckable."
"...Me?"
"Who else, Oppa."
Her flushed face pulled back, cheeks deeply red.
Her reaction was more intense than usual—definitely the Pheromone Emission effect.
I slyly slid my hand to her ass.
"Hng... Compliment me once and you grope? Total perv."
"You said I was fuckable first."
"Anyway... street's public. Hands off—people watching."
"No need to worry."
I summoned an avatar and activated Camouflage right away.
Positioned it perfectly behind Shin Ayoung.
"Why the avatar? It's transparent—still visible."
"Got something fun this time. Can make it blend like a chameleon into the surroundings."
"...What!? You mean...!"
Shin Ayoung pondered briefly, then lit up.
Her face beamed with joy—same thought as me.
"We can grope openly and no one knows."
I slipped my hand into her pants.