Chapter 303
Chapter 303
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Translator: crow
Chapter Title: An Idol with Quite the Colorful Sex Life
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Someone who looks like they'd scrape everything with a credit card, talking about a coin?
It was an obvious lie staring me in the face, but I didn't bother calling her out on it.
I glared at her as she rolled her eyes this way and that.
She could've just greeted me normally, so why hide behind that pillar?
'Did she see me getting out of Chae-ah noona's car? Does she think she caught us in the act of cheating?'
She's definitely stewing with fresh suspicions about my relationship with Han Chae-ah right now.
Especially after that convenience store incident where I filled her bag with cum. One hundred percent.
But whatever Park Seo-yoon thought, it didn't faze me one bit.
Acting like nothing was up, I pointed toward the house.
"Find your coin?"
"It feels like it's gone in too deep. Can't reach it."
"I'll get it out for you. Step aside."
"No no no! It's too much hassle. Let's just go."
She jumped to her feet, a plastic bag clutched in her right hand.
Catching my gaze, Park Seo-yoon opened the bag and pulled out one of the items inside.
"Just grabbed some coffee from the convenience store. My mouth was getting bored."
She was clearly insisting she'd never snuck a peek at anything.
And sure enough, the bag was stuffed with similar plastic bottles.
I nodded, and she handed one over.
"Here, have this."
"Thanks, I'll enjoy it. Rich friends really are the best."
"...Give it back."
"Kidding, kidding. You're a good friend—slipped out."
I smirked and twisted off the cap.
As I took a gulp, Park Seo-yoon eyed me curiously and eased into the real topic.
"You looked pretty close with that store manager from before? Weekend drive together—you're not just casual acquaintances, huh?"
"Ran into her by chance; she just gave me a lift home."
"She waved an awfully long time for that though...?"
"If you give me a ride in your car, I could wave ten times longer."
This was no joke. A ride alone in a billion-won sports car with a top idol?
That's a story to booze over for life.
"If you can handle the flood of scandals, sure."
"I don't care, but won't it be a problem for you?"
"Would it?"
Usually you'd be the problem.
Had she earned enough to live off forever, so no crisis awareness?
Her half-baked reply left me more embarrassed than her.
I took another sip of coffee, and she called out casually.
"Oh yeah, Woojin."
"What."
"Any luck finding that girl?"
There it was, that question again. I was planning to get serious starting next week anyway—what a rush.
I could've said I was too busy to bother, but teasing her seemed better.
I pondered how to shatter those clear, innocent eyes.
Pretending deep thought, I furrowed my brow and rubbed my chin.
"Actually, I was gonna start looking around right away, but a major issue popped up."
"Wh-what...?"
"She was a virgin."
"...Huh?"
"That girl was a virgin. There was a thin membrane blocking the inside of the onahole."
Expecting some epic reason, Park Seo-yoon's face twisted into "What nonsense is this?"
But it quickly drained of color.
"Wh-what's that got to do with it?"
"I could let the dick-touching slide, but virginity feels... different."
"Obviously! Guys can do it over and over without a trace, but for women, it's lifelong proof!"
She nodded vigorously, eyes bulging.
Catching a thread of hope in my vague wording, she leaned in slyly.
"So, what're you gonna do?"
"Gotta punish her for messing with me, but actually popping a virgin feels kinda pitiful."
"Woojin really is kind. Showing mercy even to someone who tormented you."
"I'm pretty nice. Super considerate too."
"Totally! You always seemed that way—nice to everyone, always yielding."
Can't recall ever doing that. Where's she pulling this crap?
I brushed off the mindless ass-kissing Park Seo-yoon and headed into the building.
She scurried after, eyes sparkling.
Sensing another praise storm, I beat her to it.
"Mind if I ask you something?"
"Sure, what?"
"You a virgin?"
"...Huh?"
Park Seo-yoon froze mid-step.
Her whole body stiffened as she blinked repeatedly, double-checking her ears.
Sure, I'd have zero defense in court, but I was dead certain she wouldn't go there.
"No big meaning—just starting slow with people around me. Gotta be thorough."
"Ah... ah! Got it..."
She broke out in cold sweats.
For her image, claiming virginity made sense, but dodging the first suspect sweep mattered more right now.
No way to check directly anyway—if no hymen, she's off the hook.
Decision made, she planted hands on hips boldly.
"You think someone my age has zero experience? I've had daily confessions since school."
"You look the type. Must've been crazy popular with guys."
"Duh! In my heyday, I partied hard. Guys swarming—hard to turn 'em all down."
Imagining it, she tossed her hair and let out a short sigh.
An outsider might buy "Classic Park Seo-yoon!" but to me, it was pure laughable bullshit.
'No idea what she's on about pretending to have no experience.'
I knew that hymen was right there, yet here she was bragging experience to dodge suspicion.
This was a true virgin bitch?
Come to think of it, Park Seo-yoon did have quite the flashy sex resume.
1. Battling a wireless-connected dildo while getting cum-drenched head to toe.
2. Creampied without breaking her hymen.
3. Handjob duty for the neighbor guy's sexual relief.
4. Lying about tons of experience while still a virgin.
'Laid out like that, she's a freakshow.'
Each one's a life achievement, and she's got a quadruple crown.
A wilder girl than me rolled right in.
I started it, sure, but she built this monster result.
I scoffed in disbelief and entered the first floor.
Then muttered loud enough for her to hear.
"Guess she's not the one then..."
Park Seo-yoon's face lit up instantly.
But no clue she'd just dug her own grave.
I scratched the back of my head and pointed to the elevator.
"Let's head up."
"Yeah."
Once home and rested, it was nearly 10 PM before I knew it.
Time to roll out.
Tap tap.
"What the hell does this even mean?"
Han Hee-jin glared at her phone, swiping her thumb idly.
Han Hee-jin: Oppa, did you get in okay?
Han Hee-jin: Wasn't caught, right?
Park Woojin: 50/50?
Han Hee-jin: No way, you got caught???
Park Woojin: Bumped into her downstairs by chance, but glossed it over somehow.
She reread the exchange over and over.
That line—caught or not? Ambiguous as hell.
'If she knew from the start, sis would've had a terrifying look on her face this morning.'
Honestly, I'd moaned extra loud on purpose to flaunt "I'm banging Woojin oppa!"
Showing off, basically.
Proof I wasn't inferior to sis.
Swallowing a twinge of regret, the customer bell chimed.
She hurriedly blanked the screen and looked up.
"Welcome... Oh, sis. Good work."
"Hoo... HQ folks are so nitpicky. Can't even close the door a sec? No clue why they interrogate like that."
"Y-yeah..."
Sis looked wiped out.
No idea what went down, but she'd been through the wringer.
"Oh yeah, Hee-jin."
"Yeah?"
Heart pounding—would she bring up running into Woojin oppa?
Couldn't even meet her eyes.
Prayed for a customer quick, but thankfully, it was nothing.
"Sis has work piling up—gotta head out again. You'll be solo all day probably."
"No problem. I'm used to it now."
"Text when I'm back. Take care today~"
"Okay."
Probably fallout from the breakage.
Han Hee-jin sighed in relief, surveying the now-empty store.
"She really has no clue. Could call him over again later?"
Ding-a-ling.
"Our Hee-jin's grown up so much... Even playing dumb in front of sis."
Han Chae-ah narrowed her eyes and shot a glare backward.
Wanted to chew her out, but no time—she spun toward the parking lot.
"Hour to the store from here... Picking stuff out takes forever, plus trying on... Busy busy."
She recalled shops she'd pre-searched.
Weekend daytime traffic could stretch it further.
Vrooom...!
Engine roared to life, exhaust vibrating pleasantly through her.
Han Chae-ah slipped her seatbelt between her breasts and eyed the powering-up nav.
Search history scrolled up:
[Cosplay Shops]
[Adult Toy Stores]
[Sexy Clothes Stores]
"Maid cosplay? That gonna cut it?"
She snorted and stomped the accelerator.
Already plotting her outfit for tonight.