Chapter 164
Chapter 164
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Translator: crow
Chapter Title: We're One, You and I
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I was dumbfounded even after saying it myself. How must she feel, being the one hearing it?
It had to be even worse for her. Definitely no less.
"Y-Yes...? What did you say? Health Guardian?"
Her voice mixed panic, disbelief, and confusion. Honestly, even I knew it was a ridiculous thing to blurt out on impulse.
But what could I do? Once the words were out, I had to commit all the way.
-Yeah. Lately, your health seems to be deteriorating, so I came out for a bit.
I tried to sound as cheerful as possible, but Han Chae-ah ignored me and tapped her phone screen.
A simple, short number. 112.
The cops showing up wouldn't be a problem for me, but starting off our first meeting like this was no good.
I had no choice but to take drastic measures. Before her finger could hit the call button, I slapped my own chest.
"Ahh...! That hurts..."
A sharp smack echoed as Han Chae-ah let out a scream. At the same time, she stared at me with eyes full of fear and pain.
A side effect, apparently.
But at least she'd stopped moving, so I quickly sent her a telepathic message to calm her down.
-I'm your Health Guardian, born from your own body, remember? Just hold on a second.
"No, no, no. Wait a minute. How am I supposed to believe that? And that feeling just now..."
-Of course it's like that. We're one and the same. You saw it yourself—I didn't lay a finger on you. And my voice echoing in your head proves it.
"Well, that much is true..."
She trailed off, sensing something off, then looked me up and down.
I seized the moment to present more evidence.
-And look at this body—it's exactly like yours. Breasts like these are one of a kind, right? Hell, do they even exist anywhere else? Breast monster.
"They're not monsters."
She shot back immediately, clearly self-conscious about them. I chuckled softly and glanced down.
With the conversation starting to flow, I allowed myself a bit of leeway. Time to inspect those breasts up close.
Enormous—they completely blocked my view of my feet. I'd only heard about them online before, but seeing them in person was something else.
Anyone who could hold back at a sight like this wasn't human.
I cupped them with my hands. They deformed slightly under the pressure and jiggled, but as expected, I felt nothing.
"Hngh..."
But Han Chae-ah clearly did. She let out a small noise as she watched her own breasts.
I kneaded them harder, working my way up to where her nipples were, and she shuddered.
"A-Alright. I believe you, so just stop for now."
-We're the same person anyway, so casual speech is fine.
"...Got it. But you came out because my health's off? I feel totally normal."
I had no idea. Honestly, Han Chae-ah living her life with these things attached made her seem tough as nails.
She didn't look weak at all.
Still, I had to think this through. I racked my brain, pulling up every bit of info I had.
-You've been masturbating a lot lately, right? Too much, actually—it's taking a toll on your body. You might not notice yet.
She averted her eyes, clearly guilty. This was the time to press harder and build trust.
I kept talking, not giving her a chance to think.
-Occasional masturbation is fine. It's natural for humans, helps relieve stress and all that.
"Y-Yeah... It feels great, stress just melts away after."
-The problem started when you added the dildo and VR. You wouldn't stop until you'd cum over and over, right?
"That's..."
-You did it before that too.
I rattled off like a machine gun, then paused. From here on, it was 80% certainty, 20% guesswork.
After sorting my thoughts, I continued.
-You've closed up the convenience store early to jerk off, played with that rotor vibrator at the office, stayed up late masturbating until you passed out from exhaustion.
-Lately, you've gotten into anal too? Using your back door to protect your virginity... impressive.
-And look at this room. Does a person live here? Cleaning would take all day. Your whole routine's fallen apart—I can hear it crumbling from here.
She hung her head, unable to argue. Looked like I was spot on.
'It's her private life... did I go too far? Kinda feel bad.'
My heart ached a little, but I had to do what needed doing.
With her mostly convinced, I dropped the heavy finisher.
-Keep this up, and you'll collapse from overwork soon, end up in the hospital. Complications could follow—who'd mind the store then? Your sister?
Mentioning Han Hee-jin casually made her expression turn serious.
The blanket had slipped off her chest, but she didn't seem to care.
"So what now? You wouldn't have come out if there wasn't a solution, right?"
-Cut back on masturbation. Get your routine back to normal.
"But... fine."
She glanced at the dildo nearby but nodded anyway.
No matter how good pleasure felt, health came first for everyone.
But I'd pushed Han Chae-ah this far—sending her back to normal wouldn't be right.
I dropped a vague hint in passing.
-There's a compromise, though.
"Like what?"
-Make each session count. Cum so hard your mind goes blank, so intense you can't even think of another round. You'll crash right to sleep.
"Easier said than done. All that prep and stamina it'd take... it'd be the same problem."
-I'll help you.
I pointed confidently at my chest—which was technically hers.
It worked; her eyes widened.
"You? Why? How?"
-If the main body suffers, it gives me a headache too. So I'll lend a hand. Don't worry about the method—you felt it earlier, right?
I kneaded her breast again, and she trembled.
Then I slid my hand lower, rubbing where her pussy should be.
"Hngh... it hurts..."
I'd barely touched it. She was so sensitive it hurt anyway.
This body with no sensations was inconvenient.
A flesh-toned body with perfect curves was right in front of me anyway, and I saw no need to keep this up.
She seemed fully convinced I was her Health Guardian too.
But to switch back to my original body, I needed a good excuse. What this time?
I racked my brain again during the quiet moment.
Scanning my vast data, I found a solid breakthrough.
If she had that kind of taste, it'd be a bust—but from what I'd observed, no signs of it.
Confident, I climbed onto the bed.
I sidled up to Han Chae-ah, rubbing her breast against my arm. At the same time, I licked her nape and slipped a hand between her thighs.
"Ah... mmph..."
She reacted instantly with a moan, but I felt clear resistance as she tried to push me away.
That was enough. Bingo.
"Hold on, stop."
-Why? I was gonna make you feel good.
"It does feel good... but... not from you."
-You don't want it from someone identical to yourself, huh?
"Yeah... kinda like that."
-Fair enough. Getting pleasured by yourself would feel more awkward than arousing. I get it.
The mood flowed exactly as I wanted. Sensing the subtle shift, Han Chae-ah spoke cautiously.
"Then everything you said before is off the table. It's just... physiologically off-putting."
-No worries there. I've got a special ability.
"Huh?"
-Think back to when I first appeared. I don't have a fixed form—I can change my body at will. Watch.
I switched back to my own body instantly. The two masses blocking my view vanished, and sensation returned.
Like pins and needles fading away. "Refreshing" didn't even cover it.
"Kyaa... wait... what the hell?"
As I savored the return of feeling, Han Chae-ah let out a small scream.
She covered her face with both hands, but her intense gaze peeked through her fingers.
Aimed right where you'd expect. My dick.
It had been hard the whole time, proudly displaying its full 20cm length.
It twitched once, and her eyes followed it perfectly.
I could feel her instinct and determination not to miss a single movement.
-First time seeing a dick? It's blue anyway—not super realistic.
"N-No... it's alive, throbbing with your pulse."
-You've seen it plenty in VR, no need to play coy.
More than that, she'd used VR and even dick-shaped dildos. I worried she'd notice something off.
No matter the color, touching it would give me away immediately.
"But... it's huge. Like a porn star's."
-Bigger dicks are more common than you think. Even around you.
"Around me? I don't know anyone like that. Never seen one naked."
-You do know one. That guy working the night shift at store No. 2.
"Huh...? Woojin?"
-Bingo. I picked the most favorably imprinted guy from your memories. What do you think? No objections to him, right?
If she said no or told me to get lost, it'd be a mental blow. I tensed up, focusing on her lips.
But instead of an answer, she muttered in shock.
"Woojin... is that big? No way..."
My stock was rising, which was good, but I needed some insurance.
Matching the shape and size perfectly was too risky.
-Of course the body's the same—height, weight, muscles, all that. But down here, who knows.
"Didn't you just say Woojin's was big?"
-People just assume guys built like that are hung. You've never actually seen it, right?
"Nope."
-So I modeled it after the dicks from your VR sessions. Pretty close match. Like it?
She started scanning me from head to toe, evaluating slowly.
She didn't look away, so at least a passing grade.
A moment later, she gave my dick one last glance and bowed her head again.
Her ears were red—she was clearly imagining things.
"Yeah... it's fine."
-Then I'll help you out in this body. Looking forward to working with you, main body.
"I still don't fully buy it... but nice to meet you, Health Guardian."
We shook hands, and the mood lightened a bit. With her tension easing, Han Chae-ah asked her first question.
"But can't we communicate some other way?"
-Why?
"Just... I don't like your voice ringing directly in my head."
-It's a nice voice, though.
Even with a beautiful, soothing tone, she didn't like hearing her own voice. Classic Han Chae-ah.
-Fine, for immersion, I'll switch to Park Woojin's voice. Ahem. Mic test.
"...I've been thinking this since earlier—you're me, aren't you? Why do you feel so different personality-wise?"
-Where's the fun if we're exactly alike?
I brushed it off and placed my hand on her breast. My fingers sank in, enveloped in soft warmth.
-Better now? Feels like the part-timer guy's touching you, right?
"Don't say weird stuff... it makes me self-conscious."
-What's the big deal? As long as you don't let it slip in real life.
"Still..."
Blushing, she pulled back, but I followed, kneading away.
"Hng... haa..."
Her eyes closed, body trembling—it was insanely erotic.
I'd groped her plenty while she slept or in VR, but nothing beat seeing her reactions live.
-For starters, a little teaser masturbation assist. Spread your legs.