What Is This, a Novel? Why the Hell Is Everyone Regressing?
Author: IThinkImLosingIt
Tags: Light Novel, Fantasy, Modern Setting, Harem, Slice of Life, General, Regression, Academy, Comedy
Status: Completed
"All you people who can't regress... wanna come over here and smash that like button with me? I'll start first!"
Look, I know how this sounds. Another regression story? Another overpowered protagonist who rolls back time, fixes all his regrets, and builds a harem the size of a small country while everyone claps and calls him a genius? Yeah. Except this time the joke's on me.
Because I'm the only one who didn't regress.
Everyone else? They're all running around like they’ve got future spoilers tattooed on their retinas. The academy's top student keeps "accidentally" predicting pop quizzes. The succubus who runs the campus café somehow knows exactly when the half-off pumpkin spice blood lattes drop. Even the goddamn vending machine outside the dorm keeps dispensing my favorite drink before I even decide I want it.
It's not intuition. It's not luck. They're all cheating.
And here I am, Shin-woo, the only sane idiot in a world full of time-traveling lunatics, trying to survive an academy that's less "prestigious hunter training institution" and more "corrupt money-laundering scheme with occasional monster attacks." The professors take bribes, the students take performance-enhancing elixirs that are definitely illegal in at least twelve dimensions, and the student council president? She's got a body count that has nothing to do with actual combat.
Me? I've got a part-time job, crippling student loans, and the growing suspicion that the universe itself is gaslighting me.
So yeah. If you're like me—if you're stuck in this clown world without a single regression ticket, no system window, no mysterious mentor from the future, no divine constellation sponsor—then do me a favor.
Hit that recommend button. Smash it like you mean it. Because if I have to watch one more person casually dodge a fatal blow because they "remembered" it from their previous life, I might actually lose what little sanity I have left.
Starting with me, of course. Like button. Now. Before the next "genius regressor" shows up and tells me they knew I'd say that.