Chapter 63
Chapter 63
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 63
Chapter Title: Super Park Dahye (6)
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One minute since Dahye grabbed the controller.
The stream's flow had shifted.
Dongbaekyang kept commentating on Dahye's play while endlessly spinning tales of everyday life.
It was all because of Dahye.
Lips pursed, body fully leaned back against the chair.
She'd gone completely silent, laser-focused.
With the stream's momentum stalling because of Dahye's silence,
Dongbaekyang filled the dead air by constantly drawing in the viewers.
It was Dahye's habit.
Once she hit full concentration mode, she naturally slumped into that pose and stopped talking altogether.
I never bothered her in that state. She wouldn't hear me anyway.
But the control she showed in that zone...
It was straight-up pro gamer level.
She kept her distance from the skeleton, circling it.
When the skeleton attacked, she'd dodge way out of range, then swing her sword at empty air.
Mashing buttons at random.
— Chat Fuck, this is so frustrating — Chat Aaaaaah just kill the skeleton already!!! — Chat lololollmao Getting hit and dying would at least be funny, but the viewers were dying of frustration.
She wasn't attacking, wasn't getting close, just repeating pointless actions.
But to my eyes, it wasn't boring at all.
Swinging at thin air or watching the skeleton's attacks from afar.
That was exactly what we did every day.
In Billion Saga, we'd cleared over a thousand dungeons together.
So we'd gotten pretty jaded when it came to strategies...
The first thing we did upon entering a new dungeon was exactly that.
Observe with our eyes.
Spot the threats, map the environment. Figure out what we could do, what tools we had.
Scrutinizing every corner and debating all day—that was our starting ritual.
It might look like wasted time, but nailing the analysis upfront cut down mistakes and uncovered new routes faster.
Now Dahye was doing it solo.
Swinging at air to time attack delays, baiting the skeleton to study its patterns and openings.
Testing potion chugs on the side.
— Chat Guild master!! What the hell is veteran coach doingㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Teach usㅠㅠㅠ — Chat No no no no no!!!! Of course, to the viewers, it looked boring as hell.
Viewership, which had been climbing steadily two minutes in, was starting to dip.
And right then.
Dahye peeled her torso off the chair.
Then casually circled behind the oblivious swinging skeleton and plunged her sword in—one shot.
Swish.
Pok!
Not a basic attack animation.
A perfect backstab finisher.
The skeleton spewed its soul from its mouth and dropped dead.
Dahye, still silent, grinned and exited the cave.
Thrilled at nailing the timing.
But then...
"Dahye-ssi, you need to absorb that soul!"
"Huh?"
Dongbaekyang's words snapped her out of it.
Dahye scanned the chat, face flushing beet red, and bowed her head frantically.
"Ugh... sorry, I know it was frustrating... I was just analyzing..."
"You were curious about something and analyzing it?"
"Yeah... the game's so heavy but feels super simple... just roll and attack? Is that right? I wasn't doing it weird?"
"You're making it sound too easy... that's why everyone dies."
"Got it... I'll do my best anyway!"
The chat sentiment had tanked from her interview vibe and the time-wasting earlier.
— Chat lololol 10 seconds till suffering — Chat Don't talk so cocky. Makes you look weak. — Chat Thinking about her tilting makes me so happy! Maybe because she'd only taken one hit and cleared the cave.
Reactions were warming up bit by bit.
Elden Rosanne was a game you learned by dying, and Dahye's serious approach was winning people over.
Good. If she kept this up, it'd be perfect.
Just showing effort was an A+ performance.
This stream wasn't about攻略; it was advertising.
Let's smoothly roll into part 2 like this.
Three more skeleton-like monsters guarded the cave exit.
Judging by the last one, it'd take ten minutes easy.
But this time, Dahye didn't hesitate.
She charged in, two normal swings dropping the first.
Rolled counterclockwise, backstabbed the second.
Finisher instant kill.
No panic at the third lunging in—rolled back to create space.
Then slowly closed distance...
Parried its attack lightly with the shield, finished it off.
Two minutes per skeleton inside.
Three down in under ten seconds.
— Chat ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ — Chat Mom, when I grow up I wanna be King Rosanne! Mom, when I grow up I wanna be King Rosanne! — Chat lolololol is she a pro or what? — Chat This chick WWWW did she really analyze it?! The chat went wild in seconds at the total vibe flip.
Dongbaekyang looked shocked too.
"Whoa! Why are you so good? Was that luck? Or did you watch?"
"They only do overhead smashes? So... I just dodged."
"You're saying it like it's nothing. That's the hard part... King Rosanne's a total talent freak!"
"Hehe... but for real, you'll pay if I beat the boss?"
"Of course! If you clear the mission, I'll pay cash on the spot!"
"Whoa... gotta hurry then. Heehee..."
First genuine laugh from Dahye since the stream started.
Her face had been stiff, but that real smile was adorable.
Even normally, seeing her enjoy games made me grin along...
Viewers probably felt the same.
Now, minus the trolls, everyone was chanting King Rosanne.
Viewership nearing 50k.
Then the alert bot pinged.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Most viewed game stream! #1! For real?
Checked the lobby—yep, Dongbaekyang's stream was #1.
Even top streamers' ad streams usually got bumped off rankings.
Using Elden Rosanne was genius.
Manager Kwak's gonna love this.
They griped about the marketing budget upstairs, but this more than paid for itself.
Dahye now swayed side to side excitedly as she advanced.
Pumped about the cash.
The boss kill bounty started at 500k won, now breaking 900k.
Made sense—she always calculated time and efficiency for gaming cash.
900k in an hour? Eyes would spin.
Dahye's hype lifted the stream vibe; tension gone, she bantered naturally with Dongbaekyang.
Clearing the cave fully revealed a vast plain below the mountain.
And... finally.
A massive knight strolled leisurely into frame across the plain.
— Chat Judahhee enters the chat!! — Chat Time to school this cocky gamer!!! Elden Rosanne had teased this forever, so I knew that knight was the first boss.
Online, called the newbie crusher.
Insanely tough for an opener—normies died 20-30 times easy.
That was Dahye's mission.
Take it down in 20 lives.
Whether she knew or not, Dahye eyed the giant frame and slipped back into full focus.
Music shifted.
Tense orchestra swelled with the knight's hoofbeats—I was on edge too.
Size gap was nuts; one hit looked lethal.
Average joe would panic and die on the spot.
Then it reared up, snorting...
And charged.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Ooh! Dodged it! Nice nice!"
— Chat Don't just roll! Hit it! — Chat Roll clockwise! Were the viewers actually in the know, backseat gaming like pros?
Game just dropped, yet thousands acted like experts.
But now I got why the mindless advice spam.
Dahye was dragging out every pattern over minutes of survival.
Viewers gripped screens, thinking:
Oh, do that there.
Attack now!
Argh! So close!
Chatting it out instead of just thinking.
So those "tips" proved Dahye was crushing it.
Dodged the charge effortlessly.
Max distance, slowly reading attack patterns.
No swings yet—pure time-buying.
People were starting to respect her.
— Chat Whoa she's gonna die... but damn she's calm af. — Chat Fr tho she's gamer girl ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ Then soon,
Dahye struck.
Splat!
Just one hit, but chunked its HP, then safely retreated.
And that's when
I saw it.
Dahye glancing at the clock, eyes off-monitor for the first time.
Three seconds later—another hit landed.
Same pattern spot, same attack.
Same escape route, repositioned.
Then I realized why she'd checked the time.
No way... one-try clear?
22 minutes left in part 1.
Others assumed mission failed.
One death = one minute respawn.
Boss alone: 5+ minutes.
Real chances: maybe four.
But Dahye alone believed in victory.
Not grinding 22 minutes of attempts.
One perfect shot, dumping all 22 into it.
One normal hit per vetted pattern.
Dodged dozens for that moment, ignoring risky chances without hesitation.
Viewers sighed advice each time...
But Dahye's grin widened to a full beam.
Thought it every time, for real.
Park Dahye, you're a monster.
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