No Head, No Headache
Every Friday at the office was always peaceful.
Bright sunlight streamed through the windows, illuminating the office as everyone diligently worked at their desks.
I was no exception. The day before the weekend always seemed to fill me with extra energy.
After arriving in the morning, I brewed a cup of coffee in the break room and carried it back to my seat.
I was typing away at the keyboard when someone tapped my shoulder.
Turning around, I saw Manager Ha Eun-ju standing there with bloodshot eyes and an exhausted expression.
A bad feeling crept over me.
Don’t tell me…
“Assistant Manager Kang… the Director is calling for you…”
Her voice was hoarse with fatigue.
With a tense, trembling body, I stood up and looked toward the distant door of the Director’s office.
Glancing around, I noticed that everyone seated near the office was either clutching their heads or slumped over their desks.
“Haa…”
I sighed and slowly walked toward the office.
I mentally drew a temporary boundary line based on where people were sitting.
Then I stopped right in front of that line… or rather, in front of the copy machine.
Crossing this line would mean I’d end up just like them.
I took a deep breath and looked back. Manager Ha, looking utterly drained, gave me a sympathetic glance and clenched her fist in encouragement.
I took a slow step forward. The moment my foot crossed the mental boundary, a splitting headache crashed over me.
I gritted my teeth without realizing it.
“Nngh…”
Even Kim Su-hee, who was outside the boundary, was looking at me with pity. I didn’t want to go any farther, but I had no choice.
With every step, the headache grew worse. The more it intensified, the harder I clenched my teeth, and drool began to trickle from the corner of my mouth.
Before I knew it, I had reached the door. With great effort, I turned the handle and pushed it open.
The moment the door that had been shielding me from the headache’s aura swung wide, an even stronger wave of pain slammed into me.
Gasps echoed from various corners of the office.
Stumbling inside, I leaned against the wall and shut the door behind me.
“Huff… You called for me, Director…”
The man with broad shoulders and a heavily muscled frame sat silently, resting his chin on his hand with a dignified air.
I took the seat across from his desk. Even seated, he towered over me.
With his slicked-back hair, square jaw, and a sharp fang protruding from beneath his lower lip, he was a Dueokshini—a yokai that caused headaches.
When his mood soured or he felt uncomfortable, everyone nearby suffered from headaches. The worse his mood, the wider the range of the pain.
And he was… extremely sensitive.
This was the full story behind the headache incidents at the company.
Without a word, he slid a small jar across the desk toward me.
Inside were mint candies. They didn’t actually help with the pain, but the Director kept them there so at least our mouths could feel refreshed while our heads throbbed.
I popped one into my mouth. A cool, refreshing mint flavor spread across my tongue, cleansing my palate.
But that was the only part of me that felt any relief.
“What did you need, sir…”
Still resting his chin on his hand with a stern expression, he slowly opened his mouth.
“Well…”
Honestly, I wanted to punch him for dragging it out. It was infuriating how slowly he spoke while the rest of us were suffering right outside.
“I got rejected again…”
“Ah…”
It was that same old problem. The Director’s recurring worry that regularly turned the office into a headache hell.
Because of his Dueokshini nature, it was difficult for him to visit yokai brothels.
If the girls sensed even the slightest discomfort during intimacy, it showed up as a headache, so they were reluctant to take him on. Moreover, if the girls’ technique faltered because of the headache, his mood would worsen, expanding the headache’s range until even the guests and workers in neighboring rooms were affected—an endless cycle.
“To be honest, there aren’t many men in our department… You’re the only one I can talk to about this…”
Of course, this wasn’t the kind of story you could tell just anyone…
He was probably confiding in me because we’d chatted about it before.
Then the Director leaned in with a serious expression.
“That’s your hobby, isn’t it? Can’t you find me a brothel I can actually go to?”
It was a rather absurd request. Since I was the only person who knew about his hobby, he had turned to me.
He must have been holding back until now—he’d never asked before.
Desperate to escape this hellish space as quickly as possible, I agreed.
“If you succeed, I’ll personally reward you.”
After work, I came home and half-collapsed onto my bed. The day before the weekend, which should have been exciting, had been ruined by the Director’s mood.
The Friday that usually let me work with vigor had turned into an entire day of suffering from headaches.
Fortunately, the pain had gradually subsided over time, but the urge to run away was overwhelming.
Now that I was home, the headache was completely gone, but if I couldn’t fulfill the Director’s request, next week would surely bring the same situation.
Forcing my sluggish body off the bed, I changed clothes.
“A yokai who can handle a Dueokshini… I wonder if Nago could manage it…”
For now, I headed toward the yokai brothel street near my house.
It was my first time coming here after sunset, and the night view was surprisingly beautiful.
The glittering neon signs lit up the street, transforming the empty daytime scene into something dazzling.
After walking a little farther, I spotted the shop where Nago worked.
As usual, she was sitting on the wooden bench in front of the store, resting.
She noticed me and waved cheerfully.
“Oppa~ Over here~!”
I smiled faintly and approached.
“So you finally came to do it! Want to go inside?”
Nago linked her arm with mine and clung to me, but I had to disappoint her.
“No… That’s not why I’m here. Nago, do you think you could… handle a Dueokshini?”
Her expression turned slightly disappointed, and she fell into thought for a moment.
“Hmm… Doing it with rare yokai is definitely nice, but… a Dueokshini is… well…”
Nago took her time thinking it over.
I swallowed nervously, hoping this would be resolved in one go.
Soon, she crossed her arms into an X and declared,
“Impossible!”
Ah… As expected, the answer was disappointing.
Well, hoping it would end in one try was probably greedy.
“It’s just… If I’m enjoying myself and suddenly feel a headache, the mood gets ruined… Plus, it feels like my technique is being ignored, so I don’t like it. But why do you ask?”
“Ah, well, you see…”
I sat down on the bench and told Nago everything that had happened at the company.
After hearing the story, she burst into laughter.
“Ahaha, so you’re looking for a yokai who can handle a Dueokshini?”
“Yes…”
“Hmm… I can’t do it, but I do know a yokai who might be able to.”
My heart skipped a beat at her words. Finally, I could put an end to the recurring headache hell at the office.
I was a hero.
“Uh… Could you tell me who it is?”
Nago hesitated for a moment before answering with a slightly sulky expression.
“I can tell you… but you’re not going to play with me?”
“I’m sorry. It’s a bit urgent, so I want to take care of this first…”
She spoke with a hint of disappointment.
“I get it… If you don’t solve it, you’ll just keep suffering from headaches anyway… Still, it’s a little disappointing.”
“I’m sorry…”
A twinge of guilt hit me. Being passed over must have wounded her pride quite a bit.
But soon she smiled again and poked my side as she continued.
“It’s fine. You’ll come back later anyway, right?”
She pointed somewhere with her finger.
“There’s a Dullahan shop over there. They might be able to handle it—if the headache range is small, that is.”
Ah… Dullahan.
Western yokai whose heads could detach.
I hadn’t thought of that. If they could separate their heads and move them outside the headache’s range, it might work.
“Go try it! You should test it before recommending!”
Nago gave me a thumbs-up as she saw me off. Feeling a little guilty, I stood up and headed toward the place she had pointed out.
After taking a few steps, something crossed my mind. I turned back and asked her,
“Ah… About what I asked last time…”
“Hmm? What was it?”
“Nago, you’re… a Nekomata, right?”
At my words, Nago’s face went blank for a moment before she jolted in surprise, her two tails standing straight up in a V shape.
“Eh? You were still thinking about that?”
“Haha… I thought about it a bit, and no matter how much I tried to remember, I couldn’t, so I looked it up in some books.”
“You even looked it up in books…?”
Nago’s face flushed slightly.
She scratched her reddened cheek with her index finger and spoke shyly.
“Haha… I’ll have to give you some special service next time you come. Hehe, see you later!”
After giving Nago a quick goodbye, I headed toward the Dullahan shop.
Soon, I arrived in front of the store with its neon-lit sign.
Headless Puzzle
The name suited the place perfectly.
I always thought yokai brothels had really clever names.
It was a yokai brothel staffed by Dullahans.
Dullahans were quite powerful and rare yokai, so I hadn’t seen many, but I knew there were quite a few Dullahan brothels.
I just hadn’t expected one in this neighborhood…
I opened the door and stepped inside.
On the brightly lit lobby counter sat a woman’s head with her eyes closed.
The head, styled in an updo, slowly opened its eyes.
“Welcome! This is Headless Puzzle!”
She greeted me brightly as I approached the raised counter.
At that moment, a headless torso suddenly popped up from beneath the counter, arms outstretched.
“Huk!”
I was startled by the sudden appearance.
I tried not to show it, but apparently it showed, because she chuckled softly.
While I was wondering whether to look at the body or the head to talk, the torso reached under the counter, pulled out a book, and handed it to me.
“Guest! Would you like to request someone by name?”
“Ah… Yes… Just a moment.”
I took the book from the torso and flipped through the pages.
Photos and brief profiles of various beautiful girls appeared.
Among them, a girl with short yellow hair wearing a sports bra and leggings caught my eye.
Her tanned skin, golden eyes, and toned, healthy physique looked incredibly attractive.
“Ah… I’ll go with this one.”
“Understood. Please wait a moment!”
I sat on the lobby sofa and waited. At times like this, it was better to look around at the lighting and structure rather than play on my phone.
The moderate boredom made the anticipation and excitement feel even stronger.
“Hello! I’m Gabi, and I’ll be taking care of you from now on!”
A brown-skinned girl emerged from the hallway behind the counter and greeted me confidently.
She was wearing a different-colored outfit from the one in the photo, proudly showing off her defined abs.
Her slender neck had a metal ring in the middle—probably where her head detached.
“Alright, let’s go!”
She linked her arm with mine and led me down the hallway behind the counter.
After walking down the long corridor for quite a while, the girl who had introduced herself as Gabi slightly raised the arm linked with mine, swiped a keycard, and opened a door.
The room with the large bed always made my heart race, no matter how many times I saw it.
As usual, I showered first, came out in a robe, smoked a cigarette, and waited for the girl.
Then the shower door opened, and white steam billowed out.
Through the cloud-like steam, Gabi walked toward me wearing a white robe and smiling.
Oh… She looked like a goddess… A goddess in a white robe contrasting with her brown skin…
The goddess in white approached me slowly as I sat on the edge of the bed.
Then she climbed gently onto my lap and slipped off her robe.
As the white fabric slid away, her firm, defined abs came into view. The subtle muscles on her slender frame only accentuated her figure.
While I was admiring her abs, she rested her arms on the back of my neck, sat lightly on my thighs, and met my eyes.
Only then could I see her beautiful body that had been hidden behind her abs, and her playfully smiling, blushing face.
I placed my hands on her waist and slowly caressed her muscles.
“Staring so intently is a little embarrassing…”
After saying that, she leaned in slowly and pressed her lips against mine.
Her tongue slipped into my mouth and began exploring. I responded in kind, swirling my tongue inside hers. Her tongue felt longer and more seductive than a human’s.
While our tongues danced in each other’s mouths, she began slowly removing my robe from where she sat on my thighs.
I pulled away from the kiss and buried my face in her neck, planting kisses there.
“Ah… Aang!”
When my lips touched the metal joint on her neck, she flinched and let out a moan.
Still buried in her neck, I hugged her tightly and stroked the muscles of her back. Though not bulky, her healthy back muscles were palpable under my fingertips.
“Haa… Wait a moment…”
She reached between my legs, grasped my hardened length, and slowly guided it inside her.
Foreplay wasn’t necessary—her body was already ready.
“Haang… It’s pretty big…? It might be a little… overwhelming…?”
With those words, she settled lightly onto my thighs and began slowly rocking her hips.
Her inner walls, as firm as my own hardness, squeezed me tightly, as if showcasing the body she had trained through exercise.
Every time she gently rocked her hips, the friction of her pubic hair against my lower abdomen felt strangely pleasant.
Her movements gradually quickened.
“Hah! Ah… Ah! Haang!!”
With every thrust of her hips, her expression began to melt.
“This… Ngh!! Feels too good..!!”
With slightly unfocused eyes, she hugged me tightly and rocked her hips faster.
The sensation of her soft yet firm flesh gripping and sliding along my shaft was quite stimulating.
“Aang, w-wait… Ngh!!!”
Still hugging me with her face buried in my shoulder, she let out a short moan, tilted her head back, and trembled.
Her vibrations traveled straight to my lower body. Then, with unfocused eyes, she looked at me and smiled sheepishly.
“Hehe… I came a little…”
She climbed off my thighs, got onto the bed on all fours, and presented her hips to me.
Between her firm, tanned buttocks, her parted folds glistened with slick fluid.
She glanced back with a smile.
“Do it like this…”
As if entranced, I climbed onto the bed, buried my face between her sticky thighs, and extended my tongue.
“Aah!! Wait!!”
She sounded flustered.
Ignoring her, I stretched my tongue as far as it would go and explored her parted slit. The sticky fluid coated my tongue and entered my mouth.
A sour scent and salty taste spread through my nose and mouth.
Every time I swirled my tongue inside her, her hips twitched.
“Ngh… Ah!!”
She was quite sensitive…
Despite her toned body and confident personality, her lower half seemed very responsive.
After savoring her taste thoroughly, I slowly withdrew my tongue.
Her upper body collapsed onto the bed as if she had lost all strength, her hips still trembling.
Without giving her a chance to rest, I gently gripped her hips and pushed inside.
“Haaang!!”
Her supple muscles enveloped me once more.
This type… probably liked it rough and intense.
So I thrust hard from the very beginning.
Slap! Slap! Slap!
“Agh!! Ngh!! Aaaang!!”
The sound of flesh slapping together and her moans resonated through the room.
From the side, I could see her face—drooling, eyes glazed over with pleasure.
Starting rough and hard had been the right choice.
“Ngh!! My hair… Aang!! Grab it…!”
She even asked me to pull her hair…
I didn’t usually have such rough tastes, but in this heated moment, going with the flow and doing what she asked wasn’t so bad.
I reached out and grabbed her hair. The short yellow strands slipped between my fingers.
Then I yanked the fistful of hair backward.
“Aaaang!!”
Her head was pulled back by my hand, and her face became partially visible from my angle.
Seeing the usually spirited girl so thoroughly broken and panting only excited me more, making me even harder as I drove into her.
“Ngh!! Aang!!”
Just as I was roughly exploring her body,
Thud!!
With an unfamiliar sound, the arm holding her hair was suddenly pulled toward me.
Huh? I was definitely gripping her head tightly.
In my hand was still her head, hair clutched, moaning.
And the body I had been thrusting into now had only a round metal plate where the head should have been.
As expected of a Dullahan. It was a bit startling, but I couldn’t stop here… In times like this…
I held her head with both hands, turned it to face me, and kissed her.
For a moment, her eyes widened in surprise. But as I held her face and slipped my tongue in, she slowly closed her eyes.
“Churp, churp, haa…”
I kissed her while continuing to thrust. Her body twitched, and she began rocking her hips on her own.
“Mmph..! Ah!”
A small moan escaped her mouth, blocked by my tongue.
My excited hips moved faster, and her body matched my rhythm.
Then—
Slap!!
I thrust hard.
“Nghhh!!! Aaaaaah!!!!”
Squirt!
She let out a scream-like moan. A torrent gushed from between her legs like a waterfall.
Her body collapsed onto the bed.
The head I was holding also seemed exhausted, panting heavily.
Every time she exhaled, her headless torso’s chest rose and fell—it was quite an amusing sight.
“Haa… Haa… Oppa, you’re pretty good??”
The exhausted girl smiled.
“But you still haven’t come? Hmm… Then, as thanks for making me feel good, I’ll do something nice for you.”
As she spoke, her body lay back on the bed, spread her legs invitingly.
I positioned myself between her legs and placed my length over her mound. Her soft pubic hair brushed against me.
“Wait a moment…”
Then a faint blue light began to emanate from the round metal plate on her torso’s neck.
The same blue light appeared on the plate attached to her head.
Soon, her head floated into the air. It drifted beside my face and whispered softly into my ear.
“Put it back in…”
Squelch…
The sound of parting slick flesh echoed quietly.
“Aang!!”
She moaned in my ear and lightly bit my earlobe. Though startled, the erotic atmosphere only made my body burn hotter.
I grabbed her legs and began thrusting.
Her head floated around, slowly tracing down my body.
It lightly bit my nape, then moved lower to tease my nipple with her mouth.
Continuing downward, it passed my navel and arrived at my thrusting lower half.
“Ngh, aang!!”
Unable to hold back any longer, she moaned. Then, regaining focus, she began licking my shaft as it moved in and out of her.
Ah… This was a stimulation I’d never felt before. It felt like three people were involved, even though there were only two.
She licked my length and her own clit before moving again. And the place her head arrived at was…
My rear.
“Ah, wait, you don’t have to go that far… Ngh!”
Before I could finish, her tongue touched my most private area.
The wet tongue licked upward over my anus, and countless thoughts flooded my mind.
Did I clean properly earlier? Does it smell? Thank goodness I don’t have constipation.
Ngh!!
At that moment, her long tongue pushed inside. The sensation was unfamiliar and startling, but strangely arousing.
Her tongue explored my insides just as thoroughly as it had my mouth earlier.
My brain, apparently enjoying the sensation, sent even more blood to my length.
“Haang!! It got even harder!!”
She moaned with her tongue still inside me.
And soon, something began boiling up from my core.
“Ngh!!! I’m coming!!”
“Aaaang!! Come inside!!”
I thrust hard and released everything deep inside her.
Her head had also pulled away from my rear at some point and was now rolling around on the bed with an ecstatic expression.
When I slowly pulled out, a trickle of white fluid leaked from between her legs.
“A-Are you alright?”
I asked, holding her head as it lay on the bed. Her ecstatic expression faded as she came to her senses, then she smiled brightly.
“I’m fine! It felt amazing, and there was no smell!!”
The head in my hands grinned confidently. Meanwhile, her body on the bed gave me a thumbs-up.
Thank goodness I had cleaned properly.
I reattached her head to her body and sat on the edge of the bed.
“Excuse me, would it be alright if I smoked?”
“No problem! Oppa, you’re so gentlemanly! Most people just smoke without asking.”
The girl lying on the bed turned toward me.
Resting her chin on her hands, she watched my back as I smoked and spoke.
“This is the first time I’ve seen you while working here.”
“Ah, yes… This is my first time at this shop. Actually…”
Ah… This was the perfect opportunity to ask!
I told her about what had happened at the company. After hearing the story, she burst into laughter.
“Ahaha!! Ah, so that’s what happened? Well, handling a Dueokshini must be tough. You must have it rough at work too, Oppa.”
“So, if it’s not too much trouble, could you handle him, Gabi? Since you’re a Dullahan…”
I asked cautiously. It was probably rude to ask such a question, but I had no choice.
In response, she pondered seriously before answering.
“Of course I can!! Probably any Dullahan besides me could too?”
I had finally found it. The key to saving our company…
Just as I was moved by her answer, she suddenly leaned close to my ear and whispered.
“That aside, are you done smoking? We still have a little time left—want to go again?”
She tempted me with a seductive voice.
I crushed the cigarette in the ashtray.
I decided to express my overwhelming gratitude and joy to her.
A few days later
During the peaceful lunch hour at the company,
I was eating in the cafeteria.
Then—
Tap, tap.
Someone tapped my shoulder. I turned around.
There was the Director, wearing a satisfied smile, holding a tray in one hand while giving me a thumbs-up with the other as he walked past.
Haha, so it worked…
“The Director seems to be in a good mood lately, doesn’t he? We haven’t had any headaches either.”
Kim Su-hee, who was eating beside me, spoke quietly.
She didn’t seem to have seen the Director’s thumbs-up.
“Haha, you’re right… He must have had some good news…”
