I Became the Academy's Veteran Player in a Novel
Seo Yujin squeezed her eyes shut, then opened them again.
"Wh... what?"
I shifted over on the bed, making room for her.
"Have a seat first. I think you'll need an explanation."
Wary of me, she perched herself gingerly on the opposite corner of the bed.
"Talk from over there. Don't come any closer."
"Okay, okay, just calm down."
"Do I look calm to you right now?"
The bracelet's never malfunctioned once. What the hell is going on?
"You already know magic poison can only be treated with divine elixirs from dungeons, right?"
"Yes."
"Then listen, and try not to freak out."
Seo Yujin clenched her blackened hand into a fist.
I continued.
"You know how I've got that thing on me, right? Downstairs, I mean. Well, it happens to carry a divine attribute."
Seo Yujin's eyes flicked briefly to the space between my legs, where my bathrobe hung open.
"..."
"Are you listening?"
"Just keep talking."
Because the bead on her bracelet was still glowing a steady blue, she couldn't dismiss my words as pure nonsense.
"And I know it sounds weird, but my... semen is an elixir. It comes from something divine, so naturally it carries a divine property too—"
Seo Yujin suddenly slapped her own forearm.
More precisely, she slapped the blue bracelet strapped around it.
I played dumb.
"What's wrong?"
"Uh? N-nothing. So the point is, your semen is a divine elixir, and if I take it into my body, it'll neutralize the magic poison. Is that it?"
Seo Yujin seemed, surprisingly, to be accepting the situation at face value.
Fuck. What kind of insane nonsense did I just hear? This whole situation is even more unbelievable than everything else that's happened to me today.
Perhaps not quite so accepting after all.
"It's jarring, I know, but it's the truth. I figured you deserved to hear it from me. The choice is yours, though."
"Can you prove it?"
Right. On the off chance the bracelet's actually broken, after all.
"Hm?"
"That Ian's... that thing of yours carries a divine attribute. That your... semen is an elixir."
I rose from my seat.
Seo Yujin flinched violently. I could see her shoulders hunching up with tension as I approached her.
I stopped in front of her, pushed my bathrobe aside, and pulled out my half-erect, massive cock.
"Ahh! What do you think you're doing?!"
Seo Yujin turned her head away, recoiling in disgust.
Is it always that big? Does he have an arm growing out of his crotch?
I grabbed her blackened arm and laid my cock on top of it.
"Are you—you lunatic! Mmh!"
She tried to yank her hand away, but she was no match for my strength.
"Is now really the time to be picky? Stop whining and look."
Slowly, she turned her head back and opened her eyes.
Where my cock touched her poisoned skin, the black magic dispersed, and the flesh returned to its original color.
Not that the blackened corruption had actually diminished. If anything, the magic poison seemed to be fleeing from my cock, retreating further up her arm.
"Hnn."
Seo Yujin watched in silence as the poison scrambled away from my cock.
Even if only temporarily, seeing the part of her arm that had been black since the beginning regain its color seemed to give her a small measure of relief.
"See? You can tell my thing carries a divine energy now, right? Unfortunately, I can't prove it's an elixir. That's something you only find out by experiencing it firsthand."
I released her arm and covered myself with the bathrobe again.
"Experiencing it firsthand... you mean doing it, and finishing inside me?"
"Yeah. Either a creampie, or you take it in your mouth and swallow."
"Ugh."
Her face scrunched up all on its own.
"I know you can't stand me. But in this situation, my existence is nothing short of the greatest miracle that could ever happen to you."
"..."
Seo Yujin hung her head low.
It was a statement she wanted to deny, but couldn't.
A twenty-story hotel. Today she'd barely made it to the fourth floor. Even pushing through the ghost stories that were expected to show up at every meal, we could only manage three floors a day. Which meant we'd be trapped in this hotel for at least five more days, judging by the pace we were at.
It's too late.
After long deliberation, Seo Yujin raised her head.
"Would it cure me a hundred percent?"
"I can't promise a hundred percent. But it will absolutely slow the poison's spread, and if my read on my own body is right, there's a good chance it'll cure you completely."
She glanced down at her bracelet, then asked,
"Then couldn't I just... eat what you, you know, produce?"
"Ah. You mean you drink semen I've masturbated out myself?"
Seo Yujin nodded stiffly, clearly fighting down her nausea at the very thought.
"That won't produce any elixir effect. My elixir is manufactured to match whoever I have relations with. No partner, no effect. That's just how it works."
Which was true. At the very least, it was how I genuinely felt my body operated, so it wasn't a lie.
Her bracelet glowed blue.
"Why on earth do you even have an ability like this?"
"...Let's just say I acquired it through a stroke of destiny."
"Don't tell me you got it in the dungeon where you were trapped with Yoo Seolha?"
"No. I got it later, after I got out. So—what'll it be?"
She looked thoroughly conflicted.
"...What do you think I should do?"
"You can use mana for contraception anyway. Personally, I'd say taking a creampie is your best option. Honestly, could you even swallow it all? I cum a lot. My bet is you wouldn't manage half of it before spitting the rest out. Can't handle it all? No count. But as long as I finish inside, the elixir effect kicks in either way."
It was a life-or-death situation, but Seo Yujin was nothing if not careful.
Hnn. Fuck. I have to lose my virginity to a guy whose baseline was F-rank until days ago?
She seemed to consider dying from magic poison and having sex with a man who'd been F-class until a week ago to be roughly equivalent catastrophes.
If I had to have my first time, I thought it would at least be with someone like Seonghyeok. Someone at that level.
His rank. His rank. His rank. Always the rank with this girl.
Well, might as well thoroughly retrain that mindset of hers while I'm at it.
Blushing, Seo Yujin spoke up.
"I... I've never done it before, though."
"So?"
"S-so, I mean... could we—could you maybe find a way where I just use my hand? Wouldn't that be enough for your... thing to recognize me?"
The way her face looked, as if she were the one about to climax from sheer embarrassment, was unbearably cute.
I scratched my forehead, putting on my best troubled expression.
"I'm not sure a handjob would produce the elixir, and even if it did, you'd still end up having to take the semen into your body somehow. Nothing changes there."
"...Fine. Then I'll... with my mouth... whatever."
"So: hand first, catch it in your mouth?"
Seo Yujin just wordlessly fidgeted with both hands.
I undid the knot of my bathrobe.
"I've never tried it this way, so I can't promise anything, but my guess is it won't work well."
"What? Why not?"
"The elixir forms through the act itself, tuned to the partner. The amount of information this guy gets about you from a handjob versus taking me inside your body is going to be completely different."
I stripped off the robe entirely, gripped my erect cock, and pressed it right up to Seo Yujin's face.
She grimaced and instinctively recoiled.
"There. If you're still set on using your hand, go ahead."
Seo Yujin brought her averted face back around. She shot a quick glance at my eyes, then began examining the cock in front of her from every angle.
He must have showered—it smells clean, and the more I look, the more I get used to it... Th-this thing is supposed to go inside a woman? That's insane. It would hurt so much.
I glanced at the clock.
"Let's finish up quick and get some sleep."
"...Okay."
Seo Yujin wrapped her blackened right hand around my cock. Where her palm touched, the magic poison receded, and her skin returned to its natural color.
Hnn. I'm touching it. I'm actually touching it. It's so hard... and so warm...
I took her hand in mine and began working it up and down my shaft.
"Hyaaagh! Hey!"
"Like this."
"Fine, fine, I'll do it."
She took hold of my cock and started stroking.
Uuuugh. I'm giving Kim Ian... a handjob. With my own hand.
"Not bad for a first-timer."
"Shut u—"
Seo Yujin alternated between her right and left hands as she stroked me.
"Hey. Hey, hey."
"What."
"S-something's coming out. Something's leaking."
Precum was dribbling from the tip of my glans.
"Don't broadcast your virginity. It's just precum."
"Hnn."
"It's a sign you're doing a good job. Keep going."
"F... it hurts. When are you gonna cum?"
Seo Yujin switched hands again as she complained.
"You want me to cum faster?"
"...If you're about to suggest using my mouth, don't even say it."
She glared up at me with an expression of pure contempt.
"You're going to have to take it in your mouth in a minute anyway, when I cum, aren't you?"
"I'll just open my mouth and hold still. You can shoot it in. That's all..."
"If you're not holding it in your mouth, it's going to spray everywhere. And you've never done this before, so honestly? I don't think you'll manage to swallow properly. You'll just end up spitting it out."
"I'll handle it myself, so shut up and just cum already."
Seo Yujin began stroking faster.
"Much better."
Precum stretched in a long, glistening strand from the tip.
"Hnn. It got on my hand. Ugh."
I shook my head slowly.
"Ah. This isn't going to work."
"...What isn't."
She let go of my cock and wiped her hand on the bedsheet.
"I don't think I can finish like this."
"What, are you bored?"
Seo Yujin taunted me out of pure habit.
I answered seriously.
"I'm not bored. It's just that you have zero experience, so there's no stimulation at all. You don't know your way around a cock well enough to work it skillfully with your hands. You have no intention of using your mouth. And you're not taking anything off to get me worked up."
Seo Yujin thought hard for a moment.
"...Then."
She slipped a hand under her skirt and dragged her leggings and panties down in one motion.
"There."
She laid the leggings on the bed, but held the panties out to me.
Striped panties with a little ribbon on them.
"W-will looking at this help you get excited?"
"Hmm."
I turned the panties over in my hands, examining them.
"They're damp right here. Did touching me make you wet?"
"Shut up, you pervert. Just hurry up and cum."
Seo Yujin grabbed my cock again and resumed stroking. She seemed to have gotten reasonably comfortable handling it by now.
Watching her struggle so hard, I slowly shook my head.
"This won't do, Yujin."
"...What now. Haah. Haah."
Seo Yujin looked up at me, her face flushed. Whether it was excitement at pleasuring my cock with no panties on, she was breathing hot, heavy sighs.
"Your magic poison's spread further than when you first walked in here. We're out of time."
The black corruption had crawled past her elbow and was creeping up toward her upper arm.
I scratched the tip of my nose.
"I'll just—"
"...?"
"Be the bad guy."
"Huh?"
I pushed Seo Yujin back onto the bed, forced her legs apart, and wedged myself between them.
When I flipped up her skirt, a pink, utterly untouched pussy came into view.
Gripping my rock-hard cock, I pressed it against her soaked entrance.
"Hck! Hey—!"
My glans stretched her tight little hole open and began pushing in, inch by inch.
"Stop. Hey. If you put it in—"
With one long, steady thrust, my massive training cock buried itself deep inside her clenching pussy.
"Huuagh!"
Seo Yujin's back arched off the bed. Her eyes flew wide open.
And her pupils shook wildly.