Product Review Under Quarantine
The sucker that had been used on her clitoris was already sitting at the far end of the table.
I was hungrily lapping at Eve's pink folds and clit.
"Ahhk. Boss, i-if you do that...!"
She hit her peak, and I forced her instinctively clenching thighs wide open.
*Slurp slurp slurp slurp*
My tongue flicked rapidly over Eve's clitoris.
Before long, her back arched deeply off the chair.
"Mmmmmmh. Aaaah♥"
The arched spine snapped back with a springy bounce.
"Haaahng."
Nipples standing stiff, her pussy drooling juices like some bitch in heat.
I lifted my head and wiped my mouth.
"So? Eve, how does it compare to the sucker?"
"Mmm. It was never... aahn. Even a comparison..."
She wriggled her hips and muttered.
[You insane pervert of a boss. Of course it feels better than a toy when you lick me like that. Nnh. But good is one thing—this is way too good.]
I nodded.
"Can you say it clearly? Which is better—the sucker, or me doing it?"
"What you do... feels better."
[What? Why does it sound so weird once it's out of my mouth?]
"Good work, Eve."
"Haaah."
I could feel the tension draining out of her body.
"And I thought this would be nothing—turns out you get tired this fast?"
"I-It's just been a while..."
Squeezing her thighs together, she climbed down from the desk, cheeks burning.
"I see."
I pulled off my shirt.
Eve looked up at me, puzzled.
While she watched, I slid my pants down too.
*Thud—*
The moment my erection sprang free, Eve flinched and whipped her head away.
[Wh-What...? What did I just see?
Why is it that big?
No. Wait, why is he even undressing?]
I pointed with my chin at the one sucker left on the table.
"Eve. Hand me that one, will you?
Only one left, so we should test this spot too."
"Yes? Yes. Here you go."
I spread the slime sucker flat over the head of my cock.
Beside me, Eve was staring holes into the monster between my legs.
"Don't gawk at it like it's some marvel. You've seen plenty."
"Yes? Oh. It's just... it's so much bigger than anything I've ever seen, and it's the boss's, so. Haha."
[Truthfully it's my first time seeing one in person... but anyone can tell that's absurdly huge.]
"Fair enough."
I snickered.
[Don't be so proud of yourself.]
I gave my fully erect cock a light sway with my hand.
If you watched closely, the sucker stuck to the tip seemed to move like something alive.
"Hmm. Eve, I think I get what you meant. It's a little lacking, though.
Would've been better if there was more of a sucking sensation. All it gives me is a pulling feeling."
Eve nodded.
"Right? If it actually sucked properly, this could've been a runaway hit."
[Huh? Wait, hold on.
If he's using the sucker on his own cock, that means...]
I peeled the sucker off my glans.
It came away clean, shaped perfectly like a mold of the tip, like a plaster cast.
"Yeah, it's trash. Eve, want to suck it? Let's compare."
"Yes?"
Eve stared at me with a tense face.
Just then, the Gendarmerie Captain's shout rang out from outside.
"If anything looks suspicious, don't let a single one slip past—check them thoroughly!"
At the same time, a flash of resignation crossed Eve's face.
I pressed lightly down on her shoulders.
"Come on. You said you've had two years of practice? Let's see how well you can suck."
"Mmm. ...Yes, sir."
Eve knelt down in front of me.
The delicate hands of an imperial princess wrapped around my cock and began to stroke.
I could see her trying her best to look like she'd done this before.
[So this is a man's...
Hot, thick, and incredibly hard.]
I looked down at Eve and said,
"Go on. Suck."
She stared at my cock with a face that had given up entirely.
Clear precum trickled from my tip and smeared onto Eve's hand.
[It got on me. Mmm. What is this.
Evangeline. Keep your face in check. He'll get suspicious.
Ugh. Fine. Just survive first, think later.]
She took the tip into her mouth and started to suck.
*Slop. Slop.*
Sneaking glances up at me, Eve bobbed her head awkwardly over my cock.
I smoothed her hair and asked.
"It's been a while since you sucked one too?"
Eve flustered.
"Yes? W-Well, that too, but yours is especially big and... imposing. Ahaha."
"I see. Well, you'll be sucking it often from now on. Take your time getting used to it."
[Here I am, gracing this thing with my mouth.
And instead of being honored—
Ugh... how am I even supposed to suck well?
Should I tighten up like some oral onahole or something?]
She sealed her lips tight around my cock and began sucking with such fervor that lewd *shlup shlup* sounds filled the room.
Drool dripped steadily down her chin.
"Hmm. Not bad. Now you're doing it properly."
[Oh. Huh. So this fellatio thing isn't such a big deal after all?
Wait, no, hold on.
Did I just get happy over being told I'm good at sucking cock?
I am Evangeline, princess of the Loreline Empire. And I'm... enjoying sucking this lowborn man's dick? What has happened to me—]
Even as she thought it, Eve channeled her fury and humiliation into energy and sucked harder than ever.
Truly, a woman who gives it her all when it counts.
When she was about worn out, I took hold of my cock.
"You'll adapt in no time. Good work."
"Haaah. Haaah. Yes. Thank you for the... work."
Eve rose, wiping her mouth.
[Damn it. Somewhere along the way I started sucking like my life depended on it without even realizing...]
Her nipples had swollen up stiff at some point.
"We're done with the review, so Eve—shall we open the shop again?"
The gendarmes' voices carried in from outside again.
"Did it go that way?"
"Catch them!"
I poked my head out of the break room to scan the shop's display window.
"Sounds like something's kicked off out there? Should I go check?"
As I bent to grab the pants I'd left on the floor, Eve hurriedly called me back.
"Boss. Boss?"
"Yeah."
She fetched one of the products stacked neatly in the corner of the break room and set it on the table.
"This elf lower-body onahole. It's our bestseller lately—how about we do a review on it?"
[This'll buy us time until the gendarmes finish their search.]
Watching Eve speak so earnestly with her uniform hanging completely open, her supple breasts and pink bare pussy on full display, my cock twitched up all on its own.
"Oho. Eve, I like this proactive attitude.
Truly our store's employee of the month."
I threw Eve a double thumbs-up—right thumb and my cock.
"Really? Employee of the month? Hahat☆
Thank you, Boss!"
[I'm the only employee, you idiot. What are you even saying.
And ...stop giving thumbs-up with THAT thing.]
Eve opened the product box and set the elf lower-body onahole on the table.
It was called an elf, but I couldn't quite tell which part was supposed to differ from a human.
A slender lower half, posed in missionary position with legs spread at a modest angle.
'So this is the level of craftsmanship they've reached.'
From the shape of the pussy on down, it looked completely real.
The skin felt convincingly done when I touched it too.
If it had been too identical it would've tipped into uncanny valley, but it had just the right soft, artificial feel to it.
I spread the onahole's lips and said,
"The inside's pretty intricate too."
"Yes. Plus it's mid-range in price, so it sells even better. Customers who've bought this once tend to come back and buy only this one."
"Hm? They buy only this? You mean they buy it multiple times?"
"Yes. Quality like this at that price—though apparently the durability leaves something to be desired."
"I see. Well then, shall we give it a try?
Eve, hand me the love gel, would you?"
Eve glanced around the break room.
"The love gel... where was it? I'll go grab it real quick."
"Ah, no need to go all the way out there."
I turned toward her and offered her my cock.
"Just slick me up with your saliva. Problem solved."
"Yes?"
"That's not how you did it at your old place?"
"Ahaha... oh right, of course. Silly me. Hehe."
She knelt down and took hold of my cock.
Parting her lips, she slid me into her mouth and began to suck.
[What is this...
He says it so matter-of-factly that I can't exactly refuse. Is this how it's going to be every time we need love gel from now on?]
I pointed at different spots along my shaft.
"Lick here too. And here."
Eve licked wherever I pointed, coating me in a thick layer of saliva.
"Good. That's enough."
"Haaah."
Eve stood and wiped her mouth.
I slowly pushed my saliva-drenched cock into the onahole's pussy.
"Oh. Something's..."
"What is it?"
Eve watched my reactions from the side with curious eyes.
She really did seem genuinely invested in the products and the business.
I began working the onahole in slow, steady strokes.
*Schlop. Schlop. Schlop.*
"The inside really is different from a human. It kind of twists around me like a screw, spiraling as it tightens?
Oh. This is nice. No wonder it's a bestseller."
*Slap slap slap slap.*
Right in front of Eve's eyes, I savagely wrecked the elf onahole's pussy with my monster cock.
[Hold on a second.
Sure, I suggested we review whatever was on hand to buy time, but.
He's... going to want to compare this with me next, isn't he? No. That can't happen.
He'll find out I'm a virgin.
No. Actually, there's no way something that big would even fit. What do I do?]
Eve pressed her lips together and swallowed hard beside me, nerves plain on her face.
I started ramming into the elf onahole's pussy at full speed, holding nothing back.
Loud *pang pang* sounds rang through the break room.
Beside me, Eve pretended not to notice and squirmed her hips.
[Nnh. Is he seriously planning to fuck me like that too?
That's just brutish, pounding away like that...
No. Just watching is getting me so wet...
He'll figure out I'm a virgin. If I bleed, do I claim it's my period? Should I just be honest with him now?]
"Ah, damn."
I stopped mid-thrust and pulled out.
A white fluid—Eve's saliva, churned inside—poured back out of the onahole like cum.
"What's wrong?"
"The inside of the onahole tore. It really does have weak durability."
"...I-is that so."
[Unbelievable. It tore? The customers all complained about the legs parting, not the durability.
Well, I suppose anything would rip if you hammered it with that monstrous thing like a savage.]
"Eve. Towel, please."
"Yes? Yes."
Eve hurried over with a towel.
I wiped myself down as I spoke.
"Still, it's easy to see why it sells.
It feels great, and I've never been with an elf so I can't say for sure, but the difference in sensation from a human gives the experience some novelty.
But besides the durability, something still feels like it's missing. What could it be?"
"Hmmm. W-well, I couldn't say."
Eve avoided my gaze, both hands pressed over the junction of her thighs.
Just then—
*Knock knock knock*
Someone rapped on the shop's glass door from outside.
"Hm? Who is it?"
"Ian, are you in there?"
It was the Gendarmerie Captain's voice.
Eve's eyes went wide with panic.
I scratched my head.
"What business does the Gendarmerie Captain have with us? We haven't done anything to get caught for. What a nuisance."
The moment I started to poke my head out of the break room, Eve stopped me.
"Boss."
"Yeah?"
"Shouldn't we just pretend we're not here? It seems like they're only checking open shops."
"You think? Hmmm. Still..."
"Boss. Forget that—about this onahole."
She leaned over the table next to the onahole in a hurry, legs spread at just the right angle.
"Shouldn't we... compare it with this?"
Hips pushed out toward me, face flushed red, Eve spread her pink folds open with her own fingers.
[What do I do. This is so humiliating]
From her pussy, nectar dripped down in thick, honey-slow drops.