Chapter 632
Chapter 632
Two days had passed, but Mulan still hadn't woken up. In that state, she was like Sleeping Beauty. Only now, she was not just healthy but brimming with vitality. Although she lay there, she looked as if she could leap up at any moment, grab a saber, and slaughter her enemies. Moreover, the fragrance emanating from her body was even richer than Xue Yin's. Xue Yin's special scent came from the ancient parasites of Mount Fudao in her body, but Mulan's was the natural fragrance of one whose bloodline had undergone a second transformation.
Shen Lang lay down beside her.
*'Patience, patience, patience...'*
Finally, Shen Lang could bear it no longer. He kissed Mulan's ankle and slowly moved upward.
*'Ah! My wife now has the most beautiful long legs in the world. Just looking at these legs, I could do *it* not just all year round, but for a lifetime.'*
A moment later, Shen Lang simply couldn't hold back.
*'If I do something while my wife is in a deep sleep, wouldn't that make me an animal? But the mood is so perfect, it would be a shame to stop now, wouldn't it? Besides, we're a legally married couple. Making love is normal!'*
After persuading himself for ten seconds, Shen Lang kissed Mulan on the lips.
*'My love Mulan, you must never blame me. You're just too captivating, and your husband isn't quite human right now.'*
Ten minutes later, Shen Lang suffered a crushing defeat and once again began to question his life choices.
*'How can this be? I was supposed to have become amazing. Before, Mulan and I were evenly matched. But now, she's lying here in a deep sleep, so why did I lose so miserably? If she were awake, would I be completely overwhelmed? What about my dignity as a man? See, I told you this transformation wasn't necessarily a good thing. It's all because of that ancient Marrow-Cleansing Crystal!'*
"My lord, it's time to eat..."
Xiao Bing, who had just entered the room, stared at the scene before her in disbelief.
*'The master is such an animal? He couldn't even wait for her to wake up? But... my lady is still fast asleep. Why didn't you come to me, my lord? I've been missing you day and night, going mad with longing.'*
"I didn't see anything. I'll come back in a little while to bring you your meal, my lord."
Xiao Bing quickly left the room. But soon, she peeked her small face back inside and whispered.
"My lord, should I join you?"
*'What?'*
It seems there's a reason for every nickname in this world. In the past, Shen Lang would have been tempted by her words, but right now, he was in the middle of an existential crisis. It was one thing to lose face by himself, but he couldn't let Xiao Bing find out.
"Go and eat!"
"Hmph!"
Xiao Bing left in a huff. She had a feeling her future was looking bleak. That's why she loved their time in the capital. Even with Ning Yan, if they took turns, there was still something to share. But whenever they returned home, her master would stick to the young lady's room every day. Now, things were even worse. The young lady had become even more beautiful, with an even more devilish figure. Just look at him! The young lady was in a deep sleep, and her master had already started acting like an animal, hadn't he? It would probably be even more intense when she woke up.
*'From now on, my lord might never come to my room. Even a visit once every ten days will be a miracle. I knew it, I knew this would happen!'*
Xiao Bing bitterly regretted coming home.
* * *
Afterward, Shen Lang found a hundred reasons to justify his actions.
*'I must have been too excited. I've been through so much lately. I traveled more than ten thousand li in a month. Even a body of steel couldn't have held up. Besides, after experiencing such great joy and sorrow, it's natural for my stamina to take a hit. It's completely normal. Let's try one more time. One more time. I, Shen Lang, have definitely become amazing.'*
* * *
Six minutes later, Shen Lang fell into despair.
*'I'm finished. Completely finished. That ancient Marrow-Cleansing Crystal is trash, utter trash!'*
Shen Lang wanted to prostrate himself before Mulan and weep, but no tears came.
*'What am I going to do now? No, first, I need to clean up the scene. And pretend nothing happened. If I can keep Xiao Bing's mouth shut, she won't spread this around. I can't let my reputation be ruined. I can't let others know I did something so beastly. When my wife wakes up, she must not know anything. I can't tarnish my image as a deeply devoted gentleman.'*
Just as Shen Lang hurried to get up and bathe Mulan, she opened her eyes and met his gaze.
*'Th-th... damn it all! Wife, you could have woken up earlier or later, why did it have to be now? Heavens, are you mocking me? Huh? But Mulan's gaze seems strange. Heavens, don't tell me we're about to act out some cliché drama where the heroine loses her memory? Absolutely not! I'll be beaten to death. Mulan could probably crush me with a single finger right now.'*
"My love, how many fingers is this?"
Shen Lang held up three fingers, and Mulan just stared at him with her large eyes. Shen Lang's hair stood on end.
"My love, do you know who I am? I am your husband. I was doing something perfectly legal. Please don't beat me to death."
Mulan still said nothing, and a chill ran down Shen Lang's spine.
"My love, do you... do you know who you are? Where are we?"
Mulan still didn't react, and Shen Lang's entire body went cold as ice.
*'I'm doomed, I'm doomed! Are we really going to act out a cliché drama with an amnesiac heroine? Shouldn't I be running for my life right now? If I'm even a second too late, I'll be dead.'*
Without even thinking to put on his clothes, Shen Lang immediately turned to flee like an arrow.
*Whoosh!*
Mulan's beautiful body moved like a flash of lightning, instantly blocking Shen Lang's path.
"My love, spare me. I was wrong. I was truly wrong. I shouldn't have done it while you were asleep."
But in the next moment, Shen Lang was pinned to the floor, and Mulan was kissing him.
"Husband, husband. Let's have another child! I feel strange, very strange! Husband, I think I've awakened a special ability."
* * *
"Wife, I really can't. Just let me go for today. Let's talk again tonight. Later tonight... We already have Shen Ye, that little rascal. That's enough, let's not have any more..."
After begging for mercy in every way he could think of, Shen Lang finally managed to escape from her.
*'Should I start jogging and doing squats with Fatty starting today? I wonder if it's too late to start working out now. Master, why did you have to leave in such a hurry? I still have unanswered questions. Aren't there any ancient secret manuals on Mount Fudao for practicing the bedroom arts? Aren't there any effective pills? Isn't there some ultimate pill that would let me face a hundred women without suffering a crushing defeat?'*
Mulan went to take a bath, and Shen Lang followed her. Thirty minutes later, Shen Lang had failed to escape her after all. Mulan had clung to him, seemingly reluctant to let go. Moreover, Shen Lang had held on quite well this time, and he instantly became smug.
*'It seems I do have the skills, I just can't always perform at my best.'*
Mulan would never let him know how hard she was working to help him regain his confidence. She had to match his rhythm perfectly, without the slightest error, or else her scumbag husband might shatter. Of course, this time, one couldn't really blame Shen Lang. Mulan's transformation had been so incredible that Shen Lang, with his garbage-tier stamina, was no match for her in the first place. At best, Shen Lang could only manage to act imposing in front of Xiao Bing.
* * *
Shen Lang was lying face down on the bed, groaning, while Mulan massaged his lower back.
"My lord, when on earth are you coming out to eat?"
Xiao Bing shouted from outside. She knew her man's abilities better than anyone. Coming to call for him after more than a shichen had passed was purely an act to save his face. Finally unable to wait any longer, Xiao Bing entered the room and found that Mulan was awake.
"My lady, you're awake?"
Then, Xiao Bing was about to dash out to call for the others.
"Xiao Bing, take your time calling everyone. I want to stay with my husband a little longer."
Mulan's words could be considered quite shameless. If Xiao Bing went to get people, dozens would instantly flood the room to see Mulan. Mulan was of course touched by everyone's care and love, but she didn't want to be separated from her husband for even a minute, wishing it were just the two of them in the entire world.
"Yes, I understand. My lady, you've grown taller by two cun, so I've spent the last few days altering all your clothes. I'll go get them now. Oh, should I bring Shen Ye?"
"No!"
Shen Lang and Mulan said in unison.
Ah! You poor baby. Mommy and Daddy are too busy making love to pay you any mind.
A moment later, Xiao Bing brought the altered clothes. First was a form-fitting combat suit made of snakeskin. Xiao Bing knew that her scumbag master liked to see the young lady in tight-fitting clothes. Sure enough, when Mulan put on the outfit, Shen Lang's eyes widened.
*'This figure doesn't seem human, no matter how I look at it! She's like a stunningly beautiful elf from a video game. A female warrior elf, at that. Those long legs are simply mesmerizing. On modern Earth, female celebrities all have stick-thin figures to look good on camera. Their legs look long, but they have no shape at all. But Mulan's legs are perfectly shaped. They're incredibly long, yet rounded, smooth, and have a healthy glow. These are the kind of legs that are truly beautiful and full of sensual charm.'*
"The chest is tight, and the hips are tight. The waist is a little loose."
Hearing Mulan's words, Xiao Bing was so jealous she nearly coughed up blood.
*'My lady's figure was already amazing, but now it's become so impossibly hot it's not even human. So long and slender, yet with such incredible curves. It's enough to give anyone an inferiority complex. How are us 90-point beauties supposed to live now?'*
Xiao Bing shot Shen Lang a resentful look.
*'My lord won't be coming to my room anymore, will he?'*
Xiao Bing was truly overthinking it. If Shen Lang didn't go to her room, where else could he show off his "greatness"?
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