Chapter 47
Chapter 47
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 47
Chapter Title: [Secret Clinic] My Manhood Swells
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"Hoo..."
I caught my breath in front of the decoction pot, wiping away the sweat.
The sun was already high in the sky, and the area around me was littered with charred coals and dregs of medicinal herbs.
Grinding the qilin's horn into powder, burning the phoenix feather to ash, boiling the spirit turtle's shell, and harmonizing it all with the yong dragon's tears.
The entire process flowed as naturally as water.
No need for detailed explanations anymore.
After dozens of practice runs, plus the buffs from my [Pill Making (E)] skill and [Godly Hands (C)].
And finally.
I opened the lid of the decoction pot, and a brilliant golden light burst forth, so dazzling I could barely keep my eyes open.
A thumb-sized golden pill rested in my palm.
All my dreams were packed into this tiny tablet.
"Haha... hahaha!"
Success.
It didn't burn to a crisp like I feared, nor did it explode.
Better eat it before it cools.
"Thanks for the meal."
Gulp.
The moment the pill hit my tongue, it melted smoothly and slid down my throat.
And then.
Kaboom!
It felt like a bomb detonating in my gut.
Scorching heat erupted from my dantian, racing through my veins to every corner of my body.
"Gaaahhh!"
I rolled wildly on the ground.
This pain was on a whole different level from the regular [Elixir: Fengyang Pill].
Especially around my groin—like a red-hot iron rod jabbing straight through hellish agony.
The stimulation was so intense my vision went white, dizziness overwhelming me.
Thud.
I blacked out, collapsing atop the boulder.
"Nngh..."
When I opened my eyes, dusk had already fallen.
Up on the valley boulder, only the chirp of night insects and the sound of flowing water.
"Still alive?"
Good, nothing burst open.
As I rose...
'Huh?'
My body felt light as a feather.
Different from when I got [Steel Body].
Power surged through me, vitality boiling in my blood.
Stat bonuses too?
Didn't see that coming. Must be because it's infused with the Four Sacred Beasts' energy—boosts physical stats as well.
And above all...
"Heavy."
Heavy between my legs.
Exaggerating a bit, it felt like a dumbbell dangling there.
I undid my pants, and under the moonlight, it revealed itself.
"...Whoa."
It was too big to call a dick.
Enormously long, thick, heavy, and crude.
It was a straight-up iron club.
A monster in its own right.
Coiled atop my thigh, a massive weapon bulging with veins.
Is this really that same pathetic little thing I knew?
My pride truly swelled.
Length: 18.2cm.
Circumference: 16cm.
A size that could stand proud anywhere in the world.
So thick even one hand couldn't fully grasp it.
"It worked..."
Tears welled in my eyes.
A man cries three times in his life, but how could I hold back in this emotional moment?
Even if this used up all three chances...
I'd earn official recognition from the Manhood Association.
Anyone denying it isn't human.
I threw my arms wide to the heavens and shouted.
Oh heavens!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
For awakening Into the Comics for me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Truly, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huaaaah!
Every day since getting this trait had been full of surprises, but none as joyful as today.
Lotto? Ten million bitcoins?
No way I'd trade for that crap.
"...23?"
Charm up by 15.
Adding the +10 from the regular [Elixir: Fengyang Pill], that's +25 from dick size alone.
My mind went blank for a second.
'No fucking way.'
So my tiny dick had been docking 25 points from my charm all this time?
"Damn, even I hate my old dick."
I wasn't ugly, no bad smell or skin issues, but that cursed lower half must've weighed heavy too.
What a shitty situation.
'Whatever, it's fixed now.'
A sudden hypothesis crossed my mind.
'Then what about [Love and Peace]?'
One of its rewards was [Charm +50].
I thought it'd just make my face handsome or skin better.
'Maybe not just the face...'
If charm includes masculine functions like this?
Getting rewards there might make it even bigger, stamina stronger, functional upgrades.
Maybe spikes or tasty cum.
'I want it.'
Tempting as hell, but not now.
No comic slots available back in reality anyway.
Can't ditch [Abyss Miner] or [Divine Physician's False Tales] either.
"Hoo."
I pulled up my pants and started walking.
My once-loose pants now bulged heavily in front, an unfamiliar chafing against my thighs with every step.
"Totally busted now."
No need to debate who to see first.
Already decided.
My first VIP.
The woman most desperately awaiting me.
Min Jo-hee.
Time to wreck her pussy tonight.
Deep into the night.
I stood beneath the wall of the lord's residence.
Scanning presences inside: the lord in his pavilion, servants in the annex sleeping.
And deep in the women's quarters, a restless woman's aura tossing alone.
'Still up.'
Tossing and sighing restlessly late at night.
Thinking of me maybe?
I vaulted the wall silently, climbed to the women's quarters roof, and dropped toward Jo-hee's room.
Seems like I'm getting better at sneaking around from all this.
Faint lantern light seeped through the papered door.
'Block sound first.'
The magic circulation from slapping Kim the eunuch.
I erected a sound barrier around the annex.
No sounds escape now.
Screams or moans.
Slide.
I unlocked the door and slipped inside quietly.
"Wh-who's there!"
Jo-hee jolted up in bed, clutching the blanket.
"Thief! Guards!"
As she opened her mouth to scream, I removed my hat and grinned.
"It's me, miss."
"...Eh? Mmph!"
Recognizing my face in the moonlight, Jo-hee's eyes went wide.
"L-Lee Jun...?"
"Yes, it's me."
"You... how did you get here... no, in the middle of the night...?"
"I promised. I'd come when ready. Wouldn't stop until you begged me to."
"Ah..."
Understanding, Jo-hee swallowed hard.
Her gaze naturally drifted to my lower body.
The heavy outline impossible to hide even through pants.
My monster cock asserting its presence.
"Th-then... for real...?"
"Yes. I'm ready."
Min Jo-hee's face flushed crimson as she clutched her collar, feigning coyness.
"S-such rudeness... Men and women shouldn't be alone like this at night. What if I screamed...?"
"Scream all you want. No one outside will hear."
"What?"
I closed the distance, pulled her arm, drawing her into my embrace.
"Kyaa!"
No real resistance, her slender body melting into me softly.
I pinned her down, crashing our lips together.
"Mmph! Nngh...!"
A rough kiss.
She lightly punched my chest at first, then wrapped her arms around my neck, responding fiercely.
"Mmph! Slurp... haa..."
Our lips parted, saliva threading between like silk before snapping.
"Haa... haa... I waited so long... really..."
"Me too... waited all this time..."
I stripped off my clothes, revealing the muscled physique honed by [Steel Body], real combat, and grinding.
Below, a monster cock stood vein-bulging, sky-piercing proud—no shame anywhere.
"Eek...!"
Jo-hee gasped.
Terror at the massive pillar before her.
It's a smut world, don't guys have big dicks?
Smut heroines have big tits, but only protag and key guys get big dicks.
In this Joseon world, mine's top 1%.
"L-lie... that's... human?"
"Not to your liking?"
"No, not that... too... too big! If that goes in... I'll die...!"
Words say no, but her face mixed first-time fear, curiosity, and lewd anticipation.
"Don't worry. You won't die. But I'll make it feel like dying of pleasure."
I spread Min Jo-hee's legs wide.
"Going in."
"W-wait! I-I'm not mentally ready... aaaah!"
I pressed the glans to her entrance and thrust my hips.
Squelch!
Tight.
First time, definitely narrow.
But my massive cock forced its way through.
"It hurts! Hurts so much! Tearing! Really tearing!"
Min Jo-hee screamed, nails raking my back.
Stopping now? No point.
Hilt-deep in one go.
"Nngh..."
Warm, gripping walls enveloped my cock seamlessly.
This pressure. This heat.
Worlds apart from fingers or fapping.
So this is pussy.
Half my life wasted.
Soon, the overflowing yang from the Divine Pill flooded her, turning pain to pleasure.
"Ah! Ah! Too big! Hnngh! Belly... so full!"
Min Jo-hee rolled her eyes back, panting.
Her abdomen bulging visibly with my cock's shape.
"Moving."
"N-no! Hnngh...! Not yet! Aangh!"
Yeah, right.
I started pistoning immediately.
Slap! Thwack! Squish!
Squelch! Plunge!
Flesh slapping filled the room; Min Jo-hee lost to pleasure, unleashing beastly moans.
"Good? Huh? Feels good? Answer me! Min Jo-hee!"
"Good! So good! Gonna die! Harder! More!"
I thrashed my hips wildly.
"Good! Yes! Hngh, hik... there! Deep! Haa... too deep!"
Infinite stamina, endless energy.
"Haaah! Master! Eek! Hngh, hnggh. Aangh!"
Moans and slapping flesh echoed.
Good thing I soundproofed.
Otherwise the whole household would've woken to watch.
"Cumming! Inside you, Jo-hee!"
"Aangh! Inside! Fill me up!"
Spurt! Spluuurt!
Endless semen torrent.
[Divine Pill: Fengyang Pill] made my loads like waterfalls.
That night, Jo-hee passed out and woke four times.
Lost count of orgasms.
Just cum, cum again, pound nonstop.
I practically lived in her annex those days.
Eating her prepared meals by day, pounding and creampieing like mad by night—like an emperor's vacation.
Pregnancy crossed my mind, but tomorrow I return to the clinic—who'd get knocked up from a few days?
'But weird.'
It rose fast during our first night to 79... but stalled there despite all the sex.
Same as Choi Soo-jung, no sex but same level.
No cap release event.
Need to become lovers or some heart-touching event?
We're just fuckbuddies now.
Dammit, no strategy guide?
Thinking that, I dumped my last load deep in Min Jo-hee's pussy.
"Master... don't go..."
Min Jo-hee clung to my leg, crying.
Just three days, but fully tamed by my cock.
"I'll be back soon."
I turned coolly.
Still work to do.
Three-day vacation over, back to the clinic.
"I'm back, Master."
"Good. Your face is glowing. Rested well?"
"Yes, perfectly."
Master has no clue what I did.
He'd faint if he knew.
Well, the Fengyang Pill part, not sex.
Sex? He thinks I do it daily anyway.
But morning streets felt off.
Markets buzzing, people gathering murmuring.
"Hey."
"Yes?"
"Something happen? It's lively."
Asked a passerby by the clinic.
"Ah, a notice went up. An eunuch managing royal goods got caught stealing—beheading."
"...Pardon?"
Eunuch?
Stealing royal goods?
Sounds familiar.
"What's the eunuch's name...?"
"Eh? Kim something? Total scumbag—good riddance."
Kim the eunuch beheaded?
Suddenly?