Chapter 51
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 51
Chapter Title: I'm an S-Galler~
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1.
-Oh, what the hell???
-Chat's actually open this time????
-Fuck, slow mode's on;
-Look at her clearing chat lolololol
-Is this the simp kitchen kek? Is this the simp kitchen kek?
I glanced at Chef Kang Taeyeon before clearing out the flooding chat one by one.
“Your hands are quick.”
A low, solid voice. It felt less like praise and more like stating a simple fact.
“Uh... thank you?”
I faltered slightly at the unexpected remark. He stared quietly at my fingers and asked,
“Are they that quick when handling ingredients too?”
“Not any slower than this?”
“...Good. Show me yourself later.”
“Got it.”
I wondered what had gotten into him all of a sudden, but it wasn't a tough request, so I accepted readily.
[Sis: Hayul. You just caught Chef Kang Taeyeon's eye!]
That's when my sister, standing beside me, poked my side. At the out-of-nowhere message, I checked it again.
‘What the heck does that mean?’
I frowned and sent back,
[Me: What does that mean?]
[Sis: Chef Kang Taeyeon tests promising chefs with casual questions and trials like that. That might've been one of them!]
I stared blankly at the screen, then suddenly recalled that gaze from earlier. That look definitely wasn't mere curiosity.
[Me: So what.]
It'd never happen, but even if Chef Kang Taeyeon offered to scout me for 'Damyeon Seoul,' I had no intention of joining.
I was curious, sure. But that was just curiosity. The food I wanted to make was something everyone could enjoy comfortably.
💸 [Nickname: Anonymous] has donated 🪙 30,000G!
💬 Kek donation if guest sucks lololololol
-Mega kek lololololol
-Fucking mega kek lolol
-I'm Hayul fan but mega kek'd ㅇㅇㅇㅇ
-Even Noir admits this part kekekekeke
“Ahem.”
The donation message made me self-conscious for no reason.
“...You okay?”
My sister asked cautiously. Chef Kang Taeyeon glanced at the chat for a moment before speaking in a deadpan tone.
“I'm fine. I don't pay much mind to what others say to begin with.”
He let out a short breath and added,
“Working overseas was rougher and harsher. Reading curses is worlds apart from hearing them in person.”
Saying it like that, he really did look like the Northern Grand Duke.
“G-Good. Still, reading them nonstop might hurt eventually. We'll clear whatever shows up!”
“Appreciate it. When do we switch the broadcast screen?”
“Once more viewers pile in. It's best to wait 5 to 10 minutes for people to trickle in.”
“Isn't it plenty already?”
He checked the viewer count and asked. We'd passed 20,000, so it seemed sufficient.
“I can draw way more than this.”
But stopping here felt like a waste.
“Impressive.”
“Chef Kang Taeyeon, you should hide for now. Can you step out when I introduce the guest?”
“Understood.”
He readily ducked behind the partition I'd set up. Once he was fully out of camera view, I prepped to switch screens.
💸 [Nickname: Anonymous] has donated 🪙 30,000G!
💬 Gonna see if Chef Kang Taeyeon really showed up~~~~~~~~~
-Lololololololololol
-KangTeng lolol what lololol sol lolol pyo lololol
-Why would a Michelin 3-star chef slum it in a dump like this kekekekeke
-Fr kekekeke
-If he shows, I'll dogeza naked humhum ㅇㅇ;
They were having a field day among themselves. But that wouldn't last. They'd all freeze up soon enough.
“Sis, screen and mic on?”
“Yep!”
She confirmed everything was ready, and I switched the screen.
-Finally crawled out humhum
-Chef Kang Taeyeon here? ㅇㄷ? Chef Kang Taeyeon here? ㅇㄷ? (x5)
-Total shitshow ffs kekekekekeke
-Scammer hi?
-Look at that thick skin kekekeke
“Hello, everyone. As announced, we're doing a cooking stream today.”
I ignored the viewer reactions and continued calmly.
“Unlike last time, chat isn't frozen. This was at the guest's request, so no misunderstandings, please.”
-Kya~~~~ based lololol
-Hayul bitch kekekek let her taste chat then freak and freeze it???
-Shut up and bring the guest ㅇㅇ
I skimmed the chat for a bit before speaking again.
“I check communities sometimes to gauge opinions on me. Seems there's some controversy over my cooking streams.”
-O?
-Frontal assault???
I'm an S-Galler~
-What?
-Oooong?
A few viewers looked thrown off. They probably hadn't expected me to address the controversy head-on.
“So today, to dispel that as much as possible, I've invited the most credible guest imaginable.”
💸 [Nickname: Anonymous] has donated 🪙 30,000G!
💬 What, did you actually snag Chef Kang Taeyeon??? Kek
💸 [Nickname: Anonymous] has donated 🪙 30,000G!
💬 Bet it's some no-name chef anyway ㅇㅈ? ㅇㅇㅈ kekeke
They weren't expecting much. I smirked.
“What if I really did bring Chef Kang Taeyeon? What then?”
-?
-???
-¿¿
-Huh?
-Huh????
Question marks started flooding in at breakneck speed.
💸 [Nickname: Anonymous] has donated 🪙 30,000G!
💬 This bitch is 100% bluffing ㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇㅇ No way Chef Kang Taeyeon shows kekekeke
-Ah~ yeah~
-True kekekeke
-Fr kek
-Phew~~~ Thought it was real for a sec~~~~~~~~~
-Got me for a moment cuz she was so serious kek
The donations shifted viewer attitudes again. Their weathervane fickleness was amusing... and kinda cute.
[Nickname: Anonymous] has put up 100,000G as mission fee!
📝 Mission: Chef Kang Taeyeon booking kek
⏱ Time Limit: 5 minutes
They were so cocky they even posted a mission. I'd planned to bring out Chef Kang Taeyeon around now, but time to adjust.
‘Fine dining costs a fortune to run, right? Guess I'll chip in today.’
I spoke to the chat in an exaggerated tone on purpose.
“You're even missioning me to book Chef Kang Taeyeon. Can I really accept such generosity? Don't know where to put myself.”
It was the exact tone I'd used on nobles in that other world. Polite on the surface, mocking underneath.
-Lololololol
-Gotcha kekekekeke
-Putting on a show kekeke
-Hilarious kekekeke
💸 Mission success funds added!
💸 Mission success funds added!
💸 Mission success funds added!
Donations poured in like dominoes. No one could fathom I'd actually booked Chef Kang Taeyeon.
“Guys, maybe cancel the mission now? If Chef Kang Taeyeon really shows, I can't be held responsible?”
-Lol
-Bring him~ Bring him on~~~~~
-Look at her not backing down ew kekekeke vicious
My bad <
-Quit flailing and leave quietly~~~~~~~
My sister beside me covered her mouth and bent over, shoulders shaking.
-Noir crying???
-Sigh~~~ If she'd broken her pride early, sis wouldn't cry~~~~
-Live honestly you punk~
With Noir's fragile image, everyone assumed she was crying. But I knew better.
“Pffft...”
She was desperately holding back laughter. The whole situation was just too ridiculous.
Of course. From someone in the know, this farce was comedy gold.
I quietly waited out the mission timer. With me staying silent, viewers piled on the mission funds excitedly.
📝 Mission: Chef Kang Taeyeon booking kek
💸 Total: 22,455,000G
Over 20 million won stacked up. Unlike donations, missions allowed 1,000G minimums, so it snowballed faster.
51,123
Plus, with so many viewers flooding in—probably from community alerts—the firepower was insane.
📝 Mission – Chef Kang Taeyeon booking kek
💰 Total Donations: 23,245,000G
⏰ Time Elapsed: 4min 59sec
I hit mission success one second before it ended.
-?
-???
-……?
Silence hit the taunting chat. They hadn't seen the success button coming.
-What the fuck are you doing!!!
-Hey, you fucking bitch what the hell
-Wtf you're stealing the mission money???????
-Crazy bitch???? Give me my money ffs
Viewers immediately lost it.
“I get you're pissed I hit success outta nowhere. But was that really the best move?”
-What bullshit ffs
-Quit bullshitting and pay up ffs
-Suing for fraud
I smiled as I spoke, enraging the viewers. Anyone would think I was trolling.
“No, but if I really booked Chef Kang Taeyeon, wouldn't I be off the hook for the mission money?”
-Bring him ffs
-SHOW HIM THEN!!!!!!
-STOP BULLSHITTING!!!!!
-Does she have mental issues???
-Thought she was classy but seems off in the head...
“So you all admit it?”
I took a breath. Tens of thousands watched this moment. I raised my lips and shouted,
“And that's why he's here! Our guest today, Chef Kang Taeyeon! Come on out!”