I Became a Woman
I Became a Woman
"Ugh...... I can't reach it."
Even if it was uncomfortable, I couldn't help it.
Since this bunker was built back when I was a man in the first place.
Only after bringing over the computer chair, stepping up on it, and stretching my arm out as far as I could was I barely able to pull out a can.
"Fuck, now it's the lid?!"
Even when I grabbed the can opener and put all my strength into it, the lid didn't budge at all.
I sat on the floor, held the can with my feet, and pulled the opener with both hands with all my might.
"Gaaah...!"
Thump! With that sound, the back of my head slammed onto the floor.
Damn it, the Hunters outside are fighting life-and-death battles against zombies, while I'm taking damage from a single can of food.
Still, I won.
"Nyam...... Umai......!"
I never imagined a day would come when I'd be savoring something like beans like this.
"It's delicious......"
In this ruined world, a can of baked beans was no different from an oasis in the desert.
Rich nutrients, satiety, the perfect food!
After roughly filling my stomach, I put the chair I dragged over earlier back in front of the computer and sat down.
I thought if the world ended, I'd have to live by reading books or something, but it was a useless worry.
Science is truly great.
Was it called the Star Portal?
Thanks to the artificial satellite launched by the world's richest person, anyone could use the internet for free.
Of course, it wasn't fast enough to run online games, but it was more than enough for web surfing to exchange information.
That's as far as my knowledge goes.
I don't know the details very well either.
I'll just finish eating my beans and browse the gallery.
[ Gangwondo Gallery ]
When things are dangerous, I check out country-wide galleries, but when it comes to shitposting, regional galleries are just right.
[ Awakened today while opening a can lol ]
Author: Yeobyeon
Now I can smash the floor with my head lol
Jiljil: Shit-nim is acting up again today, I see
Anonymous: Headbutting is your ability? You even awakened with a fucking trash one
Asdf: Just a wh*re who ate a can of food
"Son of a bitch, that's not the 'byeon' for shit......"
The bastards of Gangwondo Gallery, or Gang-gal, called me 'Remainder Shit'.
It was all because my nickname was 'Yeobyeon'.......
The original meaning was a shortening of 'turned into a woman'.
When I first made a post about this topic, I got hit with a 30-day ban for baiting attention, so I couldn't speak of it after that.
So my nickname's meaning is definitely not remainder shit.
If I hadn't turned into a woman, I wouldn't have had to use a nickname like this in the first place.
"Life is dick—no, pussy-ing terrible......"
Looking in the mirror next to me made my blood boil again for no reason.
To think a massive loss of a body transformation counts as an awakening, I really have zero luck.
My height shrank from 170 cm to 160 cm, and my breasts were big enough to bounce heavily, making running painful.
My wide pelvis and big ass didn't really cause any inconvenience, but the problem was my pussy.
Having to sit down to pee every single time was low-key annoying.
However, there were also good things about turning into a woman.
The first was when I was bored.
My transformed body—both face and figure—was pretty enough to outshine an idol.
My deep black hair and eyes oozed sex appeal, while my contrasting white skin gave off a sense of innocence.
Even if my job were an AV actress, I'd probably look genuinely innocent.
An appearance that perfectly matches my ideal type!
Someone might ask what that has to do with being bored.
Let's think about it from the perspective of someone living alone in a bunker.
If your ideal type moves exactly as you want, could there be any better fap material than this?
*
Jjibop, jjibop, jjibop.
"Eung-heut......♡ Heut......♡"
Sitting on the floor, I rubbed my nipple with one hand while simultaneously rubbing my clitoris covered in love juice with the other hand.
My reflection in the mirror was so lewd that the corners of my lips involuntarily smirked up.
"Hehe......."
Even the time spent wiping away the drool leaking down the side of my mouth felt like a waste.
Because if both hands went idle, the stimulation would stop.
My nipples, which used to be insensitive to stimulation, have now become thoroughly sensitive after spending two months researching masturbation methods.
If I slowly trace the areola with my fingers and then gently tap it, tap tap.......
"It popped out."
Tok-tok♡
My eyes rolled back from the pleasure that felt like electricity raging inside my body.
"Eugeugeugeut...♡"
After making my body feel all tingly like this.
If I pinch my clitoris, which I worked hard rubbing to make sloppy wet—
"Heeeek!♡"
The sensation brought by a bead so much smaller than the balls once attached to my body was incredible.
A thrilling shock hitting my brain, so good it was addicting.
This is real drugs.
"Haa......♡ Haa......♡"
This dopamine is beyond comparison to back when I used to just grab my dick and shake it.
I was truly grateful for a body that never left a boring moment even while stuck alone in a bunker.
Tok-tok♡ Tok-tok♡
The warmup was sufficient now.
The finishing pose to top off the masturbation.
I lay on the floor, spread my legs, and raised them high toward the sky.
Then I pinched my nipple and clitoris tightly at the same time.
"Eunggeuuuuk!!♡"
Pusheeeeek! Pushut! Pushut!
Along with my butt trembling in midair, hot love juice spurted out from my pussy.
Struggling to lift my head to check the mirror, I used my own vulgar appearance as fap material and pinched once more.
Pushushushushut!
Jjoreureureu.......
"Eugeuk...♡ O-ok...♡"
Only after the spraying stream lost its force was I able to wipe away the drool running down the side of my mouth.
"Seuuup, today was good too......"
*
The second good thing about turning into a woman was that it was easy to draw attention.
[ Squirted while masturbating my nipples and cli lol ]
Author: Yeobyeon
(Photo of a soaking wet pool of liquid spilled on the floor)
lol squirted so hard
Asdf: A wh*re who masturbated
Anonymous: Even pouring water on the floor just because you want attention
Anonymous: This bastard Yeobyeon just talks like a guy
Plove: If you're really a woman, I'll buy your worn panties.
Anonymous: This dumbass is baiting again
Anonymous: Does look kinda sticky though
Of course, I didn't directly reveal my gender to the gallery.
I only shitposted to the level of throwing out hand-squeezed pussy juice like bait, just like this time.
Only to the extent of leaving whether it was real or fake to their imaginations.
A photo that at a glance looked like plain water, but upon closer inspection looked sticky and mixed with impurities.
Someone would fap looking at this picture, and someone would laugh it off calling me a dumbass.
The essence of the bait I wanted was precisely this picture.
I am an angler who throws out the bait and enjoys watching the fish fight and chatter among themselves.
"Fools."
There was no grand reason.
It was just hard to endure the boredom.
Right now, when I can't roam around outside.
What people enduring tedious daily routines in their respective hideouts thirst for most is undeniably stimulation.
I was no different, so I just grabbed some small enjoyment by shitposting.
A existence that creates ripples in a quiet, lake-like gallery.
Of course, I didn't know those ripples would be lewd, vulgar ones sloshing with pussy juice though.
Whatever.
As long as it's fun, that's all that matters.
[ I think Yeobyeon is actually a girl; found proof ]
Author: Asdf
Just kidding, fucking bitch lol. Are you here, Yeobyeon?
Yeobyeon: Fuck
Anonymous: Lmaooooo
"Pfft."
I succeeded.
The ultimate goal of an attention baiter is becoming a named user in the gallery.
An existence where just by shitposting, people greet you warmly and laugh with you.
Of course, I'm against becoming named in a negative sense, though.
This post was good EXP for my goal of becoming a named user.
Mentions of one's nickname were like a medal of honor to an attention baiter.
Even if it's a shitpost that doesn't even get views!
When things like this pile up one by one, someday I'll be able to become a named user.
As 'Yeobyeon', not as 'Shit'.
I will definitely claim my 3rd name.
With the name Yeobyeon, not cat mask or my real name!
Shall I pop open a can of beer as a celebratory drink for popping my nickname-mention virginity?
"Huh?"
I'm all out of beer.
Since I've only been eating canned food recently, I didn't check the fridge properly.
Checking the storage room for daily necessities, it was completely empty just like the fridge.
"This is bad......"
I must have lost my mind after spending two months solely researching nipple masturbation.
To make a rookie mistake like this.
"Farming is a hassle...... Should I use the ticket Crow gave me?"
I pulled out the cat mask and zip-up hoodie from the closet for the first time in a while.
Both the mask and the clothes were a bit big to wear with this body.
Still, since the zip-up alone covered my entire body, it was pretty convenient.
Because it was a thick material, there was no worry about my nipples poking through either.
The third good thing about being a woman that just came to mind.
You can freeload with just a single piece of clothing!
"Covered my face properly too... Shall I go?"
A single black ticket stashed in the storage room.
As I tore it in half, a portal appeared before my eyes.
"Fucking awesome......"
As I slowly walked inside, a convenience store appeared.
It was quite large in scale compared to an ordinary convenience store.
More like a mart, so to speak.
"What the! It's Cat?"
"......."
Fitting his codename Crow, the guy wearing a plague doctor mask was my former colleague.
Since he's a noisy guy, I quickly grabbed items before he could continue speaking.
"Did your height get a bit shorter? No? Is it because it's been so long since I saw you?"
"......."
"Still quiet as ever. I think I gave you like ten tickets, so coming only now makes me a bit hurt, ya know?"
Ignoring everything Crow said, I put the items on the checkout counter.
"How's my convenience store? Isn't it awesome? At first when my awakening ability was a personal convenience store, I wondered what kind of bullshit power this was, but......"
His talking didn't stop.
Seriously a personality you just can't like.
"Ah! I'll ring you up! Sorry! It's one million five thousand points, but specifically since you're my friend, I'll knock off the change and just take one million points!"
Cheap bastard.
Putting on airs after knocking off a mere five thousand points.
I pulled down the zipper to take out the point card inside my zip-up hoodie.
"Uh......?"
Crow pointed his finger at me and said.
"Were you a woman?"
"......Ah."
