Thicc on One Side, Slender on the Other — Is This Heaven?

The dorm room.

"It's off!"

The Collar of Submission had finally vanished from my neck. When I thought about everything that thing had put me through while I was training with Youngkwon, I could have wept with gratitude. Just picturing the times I'd taken a flick and barked Woof! Woof! on command still made my asshole sting.

There was even a day I'd been turned into an actual dog. I couldn't speak a word of human language. I spent the entire day walking on all fours. I'd come within a hair of being taken on a naked walk that day.... To save myself from social death, I'd climbed on top of Youngkwon, rolled my hips, and wheedled him into sparing me just that one humiliation. We'd skipped the walk and gotten through it, but....

We'll definitely have to try that later. Those words of his still sat uneasy in my chest.

Still, thanks to the time I'd spent with Youngkwon, my specs had gone up quite a bit. Ah — not from the training. From the sex. Converting the essence I'd taken in into experience points had made me skyrocket. I couldn't even remember how many times we'd done it over the weekend.

Youngkwon thought I was getting stronger from the training. If he ever found out sex was what made me stronger.... there wouldn't be a pussy left on me.

We'd only been in the dorms together for two days, and posts had already gone up on the community board.

They were talking about me.

Woof woof.... I'm sorry....

I'd dumped my stat points into Mana, so I could finally keep Stealth running for over a minute. The rest of the skills weren't much to write home about. Flash was about as useful as a flashlight — a glow leaking from the palm of my hand. Mana Detection let me sense people within a five-meter radius.

Five meters? At that range I could already see them and hear them. What was the point?

And Taunt... aside from striking a provocative pose, it didn't seem to do anything else. I even wondered whether it could actually pull aggro off a monster. True to form for those three idiots, all they'd handed me were idiot skills.

A long-missed sense of peace drew a quiet laugh out of me.

I walked into a cafe on academy grounds to meet Jeong Su-ah, and found Hyeon there.

"Huh? Hyeon?"

I couldn't see her face, but there was a table I could have picked out from a mile away — packed as densely as any hardcore cafe-studier's setup. Hyeon had a tablet PC on the table with a keyboard and mouse hooked up, happily gaming away.

"I told you not to game in public."

"Hah.... Hana.... When did you get here...."

"Doing this in a cafe is kind of a nuisance to everyone else... Put it away."

"Okay...."

Hyeon loved games with a religious fervor, and she always carried her gear so she could play anytime, anywhere. Come to think of it, even the first time we'd gamed together, it hadn't been at home.

"I said game at home only."

"B-but this is a mobile game too...."

"The second you set it up like that, it stopped being a mobile game."

"Nnngh...."

"More importantly, what are you doing here?"

"Ah.... I felt bad ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠about you having to deal with everything by yourself, and it was bugging me.... so I just tagged along."

"How did you even know...?"

"I messaged Su-ah and asked...."

Our Hyeon really does have too kind a heart.

I gazed at her with a doting dad-smile, and Hyeon cocked her head.

"Right. With tits this huge... I-I mean, a chest this big! Su-ah'll be joining us any second."

"W-what are you saying...!"

Lately I'd been inching up the intensity of our girls' talk, little by little. Hyeon's reactions were so cute I couldn't help myself.

I was nuzzling my cheek against her soft one when Jeong Su-ah arrived.

"Hey."

"Long time no see."

I greeted Su-ah without taking my cheek off Hyeon's.

"Schuaah.... Hanaaa...."

"Hi, Hyeon."

"Uugh.... save me...."

Even with Hyeon and me all over each other, Su-ah didn't so much as blink. She ordered a drink, then sat down across from us.

"So what did you call me for?"

"Do you have a fixed party?"

We cut straight to the point.

"A fixed party?"

"Yeah, we put one together this time... Me, Youngkwon, and Hyeon!"

"Same members from back then."

"Yep! Want to join us?"

"Me? Hmm..."

Su-ah pulled a serious face, like she was genuinely turning it over, then spoke again.

"Hmmm, why.... me, though?"

"Hm?"

"I didn't really do anything in that last dungeon, and without my items I'm useless."

So that's why the backpack is so huge — high item dependency. Maybe her base specs were just lacking. She was in the SS-class, but her level had been pretty low for that.

"It's fine. I'm even weaker than you are."

"That's exactly my point! If you're weak, you should be recruiting someone strong, so why me...."

"Because you're easy to be around?"

"Huh?"

"Plus you're cute! Easy to be around, kind, and I think it'd be fun to party up with you."

"......."

Su-ah's face went red. I'd only been quoting something Youngkwon had said to me, but it didn't seem to have landed badly.

"The dungeon run was fun, wasn't it?"

"I was just riding the bus, but... it was comfortable, and funny, and yeah. It was fun."

"Same. Walking around naked was a little embarrassing, but..."

"Me too! I... I had fun too.... hanging out with Su-ah."

Hyeon piped up in the middle of the conversation, all timid about it, and I couldn't help laughing.

"Alright.... If you two don't mind, I want in."

"That's what I like to hear!"

And just like that, a fixed party was born — a ragtag mess of people who, Youngkwon aside, each seemed to be missing a piece. I found myself getting excited. I was feeling the kind of fresh, youthful friendship here that I'd never gotten to experience back in my school days.

"Today we get close!"

"Huh?"

"Let's go have fun! ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠A girls-only virgin party to celebrate the founding of our party!"

Of course, I was not a virgin.

"Uh.... what are we even going to do...? I don't want to do anything tiring...."

"Want to hit a PC bang?"

"Let's go!"

Hyeon's energy shot through the roof. She really was easy to read.

We gamed ourselves stupid at the PC bang. Hyeon lost her mind over the other team's trash talk and went feral, and I had a hell of a time calming her down. After we left, we grabbed a quick plate of tteokbokki at a snack shop, then headed for the bathhouse.

"I've never been to a bathhouse with friends before," I said.

Back when I was a guy, I hadn't had anyone I was close enough with for that.

"Me neither...."

"Same. I didn't have any friends."

"Friends.... Besides Youngkwon, Hana, and Su-ah, I don't really...."

All of us, for the same reason. A little spark of kinship caught, and the warmth between us ticked up a notch.

"So we're all sleeping over at the bathhouse tonight, right?"

"As long as we don't play so hard we end up late tomorrow, I'm fine with it."

"I'll.... set an alarm...."

I had the usual bathhouse daydreams, sure — but something a lot less wholesome had also settled, faintly, in a corner of my heart. Going to a bathhouse meant the three of us bathing together.

A chance to come face to face with the goddess herself had arrived. I was finally going to realize one of the joys I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠could only have in a woman's body — legally walking into a women's bath and spending time looking at, and rating, each other's naked bodies.

Ahh.... tits.... O Goddess, I'm coming to thee.

I reined in my racing heart as we arrived at the bathhouse.

"We should wash up first, right?"

"Y-y-yeah."

"Hana, are you nervous...?"

"Ah, no. Me, nervous? W-why would I be."

The second we stepped into the locker room, the excitement made it impossible to keep my mouth shut. I had to fight to force the corners of my lips back down. I kept sneaking glances at Hyeon and Su-ah while I stripped.

"Oh, wow..."

The second Hyeon peeled off her top, a gasp came out of me on its own. That white bra didn't look like it was holding breasts. It looked like she'd stuffed two basketballs in there.

"Dear God..."

"You're doing it again...!"

"What have you been eating to get that huge...."

"Yours are plenty big too...!"

The platonic ideal of what guys meant when they said thicc. That was Seo Hyeon.

"Whoa.... Hyeon, you really are huge."

"Su-ah.... not you too...!"

"Hehe.... But Hana's big too, you know?"

"Compared to our goddess here, I'm nothing.... those tits...."

Hyeon, flushed with embarrassment, unhooked her bra.

"Hahh..."

Coming face to face with another woman's breasts for the first time wrung a sound of pure awe out of me. True to her massive chest, Hyeon's areolas were just a little larger than average, capped with the cutest nipples. Breasts that big, and the nipples were all pretty and pink on top of it?

That was cheating! Marry me, Seo Hyeon!

"Don't stare so hard.... it's embarrassing...."

Hyeon covered her chest with both hands. That was fine. The lower half was just as lethal. Neatly grown pubic hair and a plump, bouncy ass. A body that looked like it would reel men in just by standing still.

"Hyeon, your figure is insane."

"Uuugh..."

One hand wrapping her breasts, the other covering her pubic hair — she was so cute I could hardly stand it. Just wait. In a minute I'll use washing you as an excuse and grope you all I want.

"Su-ah's figure is even prettier, though..."

My head snapped around at Hyeon's words. Jeong Su-ah's body, which I'd written off as ordinary!

Her chest wasn't large, but the rest of her was kept slim all the way through — a lean, slender figure. Breasts and an ass that looked springy with muscle. A flawless slender body without a single blemish on it.

Ahh.... thicc on one side, slender on the other.

Could this be heaven...?