Chapter 105
Chapter 105
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 105
Chapter Title: Yeon-hwa Unnie's Gaming Disaster
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Yeon-hwa unnie's gaming skills weren't just a little lacking.
No, they weren't.
This was the first time in my life I'd seen someone this utterly terrible at games.
Hye-jin? She was nothing in comparison.
Of course, having actually seen Hye-jin's gaming skills firsthand, I could fully understand why she called herself disastrously bad.
Tae-hoon apparently got so frustrated watching her that he felt dizzy.
...And Hye-jin was bad enough to make a mutant feel dizzy.
Yet Yeon-hwa unnie was even worse.
This unnie had talent.
Yeah. Real talent.
I'm not one to get dizzy watching bad gamers, but watching Yeon-hwa unnie play made Hye-jin look like an amateur by comparison.
Look at this.
Even on a straight staircase she could just climb, she somehow pressed the keys too hard and slipped right off.
...At this point, I wondered if she was doing it on purpose.
“Uh, uhh? Ah, no? I pressed a different key...!”
Nope, not on purpose. She was genuinely this bad.
No, I knew better than anyone how good Yeon-hwa unnie's physical reflexes were. So why was she doing this?
With reflexes like hers, she should've beaten this game ages ago and moved on to others.
Watching her made my teeth grind and my vision blur.
Good thing I didn't call Tae-hoon.
If I had, Yeon-hwa unnie might've burst into tears.
She must like games at least a little if she's trying internet streaming, and I often saw her playing mobile games...
So why?
I couldn't tell if it was timing issues or something else.
Even her fans seemed to be grinding their teeth now.
- Please just clear it already;;
- I've been watching the same scene for an hour;;
- Ughhh...
- Aduduk... Paddduk...
“I'm, I'm sorry! I didn't think it'd be like this...”
“Unnie... You're not doing this on purpose, right?”
“No! I-I'm just bad at it!”
“Then wanna try it my way?”
“Uh, yeah? Okay...”
When playing these games, nothing mattered more than patience.
Rushing led to disaster, so you had to be as cautious as possible.
Checking for obstacles or traps ahead was basic.
Once you'd scouted everything, you had to gauge the distance.
Could you jump it? How hard to press for the right arc, and so on.
You had to consider all that to pass a section, and build that sense early on.
But this unnie... From what I'd observed, she considered none of it while gaming.
She just mashed.
No thinking.
“Tsk.”
“Eek!”
“Unnie? Slower. Try pressing the key lightly first.”
“O-okay...”
“Too hasty again! See?”
“Seo-hyuunaaa...”
“Unnie, if you keep ignoring me, I'll call Tae-hwa? She has no mercy for terrible gamers, even strangers.”
“I-I'll stay calm! Just... not Tae-hwa...”
She'd already watched all our streams with Ha-rin, so she knew how brutally Tae-hwa whipped people into shape.
That's why she reacted like that.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Han Tae-hwa's image is fully gaming demon now lol
- Wait... Wasn't she a cool beauty actress...?
- Turns out she's just a shut-in gamer lol
- Would've been hilarious if she came
- Nah;; Atmosphere would've tanked 100% lol
- True that;;
In the end, Yeon-hwa unnie couldn't complete Journey to the Sky.
“Hiiing...”
Heh heh, so tempting.
And it wasn't just me—the chat was full of the same reaction.
When a woman blending fresh innocence and decadent allure whines cutely like that, normal people only have one response.
“Ooh yeah...”
“...Seo-hyun?”
-?
-???
-Director?
“Ah, slipped out...”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Fact) Director was originally a guy.
“No, everyone. Think about it. A girl who looks like this gets all down because she's bad at games—how cute is that? The gap moe is insane since she doesn't seem the type.”
-Director knows his stuff lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Fr real, that decadent beauty whining 'hiiing' is unbearable lol
“Ahem, any further and it's the hammer.”
-Huh
-Director, you're doing it but telling us not to? Kinda unfair?
“This is Director's authority, though?”
-Harassing subordinates?
“You're banned.”
-Huh
-Spare me
-ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
“Seo-hyun...”
At that moment, I saw unnie staring at me with a completely cold expression.
No sadness—just looking at me like I was some weirdo. What was that...?
“Wow, unnie. That face is gold.”
“Y-You're crazy!?”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Director wtf;;
“No, that expression just now. Perfectly targets a specific crowd. Say 'Trash, die...' with it, and half the viewers here would lose their minds.”
“W-What!?”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Every stream she drops something new lol insane
-Image changes daily, can't keep up lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“Try it once, unnie. For the bit.”
“But... Isn't this the official Mutant Management Bureau channel? Can we do that stuff?”
“...Ah.”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-This one's a blockhead in weird ways lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I couldn't argue with 'blockhead.'
...From an outside view, yeah, doing this on an official bureau channel made me the blockhead.
“Anyway. Unnie, don't get too down over being bad at games. Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, right?”
-Sudden topic change ON
-Embarrassed herself lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“One more word and... You know?”
-Huh
“Hm, good, you get it.”
-^^7
-^^7
“Wanna see this channel active more? Behave.”
“Yes...”
“Huh? Why suddenly, unnie?”
“Felt like I should too...”
-What is this tomfoolery?
-Total chaos lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“So, what next?”
Just then, the door opened, and the Deputy Director poked his head in.
“Ah, still streaming?”
“Yes.”
-? Who's the guy?
“Oh, our Deputy Director. Think of me as the figurehead CEO—he's the real boss.”
“Come on, Director. Don't say that.”
-Oh, the power behind the throne?
“Yep. Bureau wouldn't run without him. Everyone, give thanks. He's why we have a proper system now.”
“That's a bit much...”
-Huh
-Is that true?
“If not for him, I wouldn't even be Director... Technically true? He started it by asking if I'd join him.”
-Wow, spilling behind-the-scenes like this?
-News to me;;
“What'd I even do? Anyway... Keep streaming?”
“Ending now feels wasteful.”
That was Yeon-hwa unnie. She seemed eager to show something.
Makes sense. She'd tanked perfectly good content with her skills...
“Hm? Something happen?”
We explained what went down.
“Ah, that issue... How about this?”
“What?”
“Agents play this betting game when bored. Fitness one.”
“Oh, that?”
Fitness game. I knew exactly what he meant.
Fitness Challenge.
“Bet Yeon-hwa could crush it. You two try?”
“What about you, Deputy Director?”
“Not serious, right?”
“...Ahaha.”
-Bet they smash records
-Fr real, doable
-Actually hyped lol Wonder how insane the scores'll be.
And so, in that game...
“...Expected it, but beyond imagination, you two.”
“Yeah...”
Maybe because Fitness Challenge used real movement, our scores both... blasted into orbit.
-Can't see the moves, Director
-Can't track with normal eyes;;
-This is legendary;;
-Seen other mutants do it, but different dimension;;
Finally shattering all Fitness Challenge records, Yeon-hwa unnie looked satisfied. Proud to have a game she excelled at.
...Gotta teach her game approach from basics later.
Thus ended the four-hour stream.
Peak viewers at end: 270,000.
Looking back, how'd I stream in front of that many?
Best part: Yeon-hwa unnie seemed in high spirits after. Maybe get her working here full-time?