Bonk! Right on the Head
THUNK!
I was lying there as usual, enjoying a bit of adult fiction on my phone.
"Ooh, this scene's writing is insane."
It was the story I'd recently gotten into — an overpowered protagonist who used a hypnosis app to rewrite the common sense of countless underlings and make them his personal playthings. The worldbuilding was fun and the main character was undeniably cool, but let's be honest — I was really in it for the relentless, marathon sex scenes.
Then, mid-session, sweat slicked my palm, and my phone plummeted straight onto my face.
(BONK!)
Anyone who's experienced it knows that exact brand of pain.
I was still rubbing my aching head when I opened my eyes — and found myself in a room I'd never seen before. Just as I was wondering if the phone had knocked me out cold and landed me in a hospital, a blonde girl in a maid uniform walked in.
"Glay, come along quickly. Today is the day of the Dildo Class, after all."
While I sat there in a daze, scanning my unfamiliar surroundings more carefully, something soft wobbled against my arm.
A massive pair of breasts.
Massive breasts attached to me.
panicking, I snatched up the mirror sitting beside me and thrust it at my face — and staring back at me from the glass was a stunning black-haired beauty.
"Wh-what the hell is this!!"