Chapter 89
Chapter 89
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 89
Chapter Title: Ga-eul Supreme Leader
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Ding!
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Injection of Mountains-Gazing Blade ─ Severing Dusk and Dawn by Hell King Yama confirmed Looking at the popup message, it seemed Yama had left it behind as a "gift" after all.
Now, the last thing left to deal with was...
"Disappear!"
"Master, what are you doing?"
"......"
A cool breeze swept in, bringing a wave of embarrassment with it.
There on the veranda sat a crown and three swords, all sprawled out plainly.
With even Bonggu gone, there was no one to ask.
"Why won't you disappear? You should be disappearing."
"You can do it. Hang in there!"
"That's not what I mean......"
No matter how much she shouted, the swords and crown refused to vanish.
As she pondered whether to just abandon them here, a sharp pain suddenly throbbed in her left eye.
Ding!
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Heavenly Eye reacts to the truth Wisdom opens its eyes Wisdom resides in the left eye Heavenly Eye evolves into Insightful Eye Understanding functions Her field of vision forcibly expanded, and the world brightened.
The pain was fleeting, but the real issue was that these unknown higher-ups kept messing around with her body.
"Baekseol, has anything about me changed?"
"Nope. You're the same."
"These bastards keep doing weird shit to my body."
《The Sariputra of Infinite Wisdom smiles benevolently》 "Eek! Wh-who are you?"
In the blink of an eye, lotuses bloomed profusely before vanishing as if they'd never been there.
Her cry of "Who are you?" echoed across the grass, unanswered.
These bizarre intruders kept popping up out of nowhere.
"Haa—. My head hurts."
After that, no matter how hard she strained her eyes or tried every trick in the book, she couldn't tell what had changed—just like always.
As she gave up trying to understand and turned to the items Yama had left behind—
Ding!
⚔ ITEM: MOUNTAINS-GAZING BLADE ⚔ ● Myths reside within. ○ Myths are accumulating. ● A blade wielded by Hell King Yama, overseer of the underworld. ● Forged by the underworld's master smith using flames from the Great Pyre Hell, where sinners melt and flow. ● Crafted by the Purgatory Ghost Artisan with the sole intent of cleaving Mount Tai. ● Hell King Yama, tormented by Mara Papiyas, bestowed his cherished Mountains-Gazing Blade upon Heavenly Peach. ○ Legends say Yama wept tears of blood, clutching his divine beast Bonggu after losing the blade. Owner: Han Ga-eul (Heavenly Peach) "What the hell did that guy do wrong?"
She instantly understood what had changed.
The sagas of myth-infused items were now visible to the naked eye.
Thanks to that, she felt a pang of guilt for what she'd done to poor Yama.
"Sorry about that."
After apologizing once to the vanished Yama, she glanced at the remaining items, and their descriptions popped up too.
⚔ ITEM: TWO NAMELESS BLADES ⚔ ● A pair of couple's blades prepared by Mara for Heavenly Peach. Owner: Han Ga-eul (Heavenly Peach) "Hmm, pretty straightforward, huh?"
Setting aside the swords with their sparse descriptions, she picked up the last remaining crown.
Ding!
⚔ ITEM: IMPARTIAL RUIN ⚔ ● Demons reside within. ● A crown and key prepared by Mara, king of the Heaven of Free Transformation, for Heavenly Peach. ● Forged by forcibly extracting the origins of the Twelve Devas defeated in war against Mara and blending them with Mara's own origin. Owner: Han Ga-eul (Heavenly Peach) "What the hell did they rip out and mix together for this?"
"Nice."
"What's nice all of a sudden? You like this thing?"
"Yeah."
Baekseol tapped the crown in her hand with a tiny paw.
"Gitchi."
She scooped up Baekseol, who had been dangling from her shoulder with legs outstretched.
"I've checked 'em out enough. Let's crash."
Worried something bad might happen if she fiddled with that creepy crown, she tossed it onto the veranda and stood up. Suddenly, the piled-up items vanished.
Ding!
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Injection of subspatial storage by Hell King Yama confirmed "Huh?"
On a whim, she reached out her hand, thought of the sword, and it appeared in her grip like a ghost.
"Ugh. Look at this cleanup speed."
She stowed the sword and thought of her phone—it vanished too.
Despite the grumbling spilling from her lips, she was pretty thrilled at snagging such a practical skill.
"Baekseol, for real, let's go to bed."
Baekseol, hearing her, poked a paw into the air. The world flipped, and the scenery shifted to the rooftop room in an instant.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Mmph!!"
Pulling off the warm, fluffy bundle stuck to her face let cool air finally seep in.
"Haa—."
The little one always slept on her palm but ended up plastered to her face the moment she opened her eyes.
By now, it felt like everyday life.
She laid Baekseol on the pillow, grabbed her smokes and holder, and headed to the yard.
—Flick. Flick.
"Fuu—."
📢 STREAM STARTED Han Ga-eul has started broadcasting As she exhaled smoke and waited for viewers to trickle in, the numbers climbed at an alarming rate.
— Han Boss is diligent today too Ga-eul high five — Streamer good morning [Boss cutie, can't you start a bit later? Alarm went off early morning, ran right over lol] — Fr real lol got praised by mom cuz of streamer If I don't turn it on, you bastards flood my community demanding pics. "Hey there. My babies, sleep well?"
— True lol As always, she exchanged greetings with viewers and chatted about this and that. Until they started swarming in.
🔔 SPONSOR ALERT 🔔 MorningOpeningPD sponsored 1,000 won Hello streamer Han Ga-eul. No personal contact, so reaching out like this. About the boat party... "Ah, too low to hear."
— Lmao They're here Boss cutie at it again Gonna burst you dumbass eat high-class rice! It had been a while since the stream started. Normally, viewer numbers would stabilize by now.
Viewers: 277,146
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Viewers: 278,635
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— Wtf viewers what's up? Suddenly flooding in like crazy All Korean viewers this time slot?? Her average viewership had shot past 8k after the boat party, heading toward 10k.
Not a small number by any means. But now it was skyrocketing beyond that.
It hadn't been this high even during yesterday's ramen stream. The rumors must've spread like wildfire last night.
🔔 SPONSOR ALERT 🔔 greenwaltz sponsored 100 bits What's your SNS handle. I'll follow you :D "Fuck off."
— Crazy bitch!! Get lost ru seriously? "Yeah. I think he is a dumb ass."
— Can't get the hint even after eating shit, he's retarded Lol boss cutie's tongue so slick lol so fucking hot hey dude where are you from? "It depends on you."
— Lmao if you act shitty she'll become North Korean lol Thanks translator Damn our boss cutie went international crazy bitch Boss cutie belongs in the slums Word had spread overseas too—English chats were popping up here and there.
Ding!
Ding!
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🔔 SPONSOR ALERT 🔔 RealLifeNotebookPD sponsored 10,000 won Hello, digging for truth... "Ah, 10k's too low to hear."
🔔 SPONSOR ALERT 🔔 ScoopNews sponsored 1,000 won For the people's right to know... "Why you looking for that from me, you fucking punk? Don't I have the right to spin your thick skull?"
— Agh!! Muzzle! Muzzle!! Where's the newbie mod!! Sigh buy some brakes for our crazy bitch plz "How's my private life your 'right to know,' you retard? We got a lawyer in the fam, right? Send that punk a happiness coupon. I'll stamp it."
The chat flew by so fast her Insightful Eye could barely keep up.
Sponsor messages barraging nonstop. This wasn't ending anytime soon.
"Assemble, my precious babies who hurt like hell if I poke your eyes!!!"
— Yes ma'am! (･`◡´･)ゝ (๑°ㅁ°๑)ゝ "Comrades! The dam's breached. No choice now!"
— Gasp..! Off to Party HQ? "Opening the floodgates."
— General! How can you make such a decision! Please reconsider! —Bang!!
"We!!!"
—Gulp... "Will fight fair and square with agitation, fabrication, and power trips!" —Sound the war drums! Agitate! Fabricate! War! Loot! Train! Brainwash! Blood! Let's see blood!! She stubbed out the chain-smoked cig and dashed inside to restart the stream on her PC.
As she fiddled with the mouse in her chair, Baekseol fluttered onto her head.
"Newbies. This is my partner Baekseol. Say hi."
— Lol baekseol on throne so cute Baek high So cute On the stream feed, Baekseol bobbed her front paws atop her head.
While Baekseol stole the spotlight, she opened stream info and sorted regular sponsors by join date.
She dragged and slashed the mouse across them.
Scraaape!
About 500 names.
🛡️ CHAT MODS APPOINTED — ⚔️Boss what u focusing on? ⚔️Who’s that with silver sword? ⚔️Wtf I got one too "My babies! Commencing class enemy purge ops! Core class and brainwashable waverers stay—hostiles get culled without mercy!"
The chat erupted at her words.
— ⚔️Dear Leader's command issued! ⚔️Move quick! What're you doing? "Any innocents wrongfully banned, report quick on my TripleNet and return!"
The chat began drowning in blood.
— ⚔️Wrongful ban? Post fast on boss TripleNet The people have a right to know ㄴKicked forcibly.
— ⚔️Shut your trap dog bastard!! ⚔️For the great Ga-eul Comrade commanding like a maniac with Baekdu spirit! — Han Ga-eul's personal gain over people's rights? People's rights first ㄴKicked forcibly. — ⚔️Catch that counter-revolutionary spouting bullshit!! ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇