Chapter 32
Chapter 32
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 32
Chapter Title: Etiquette Injector
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The storm of passionate emotion that burst from my mouth.
The audience, who had fallen silent after I finished the song with my insane vocal prowess, snapped out of it and erupted into deafening applause and cheers.
—Clap clap clap clap clap
—Whoa!! That's insane!!
At the sound, Im Yu-jun seemed to come back to his senses and spoke to me through the mic.
⚙ LIVE MIC ⚙ Whoa, that really startled me. What do you do for a living, by any chance? "Just a regular person."
⚙ LIVE MIC ⚙ You're really just a regular person? I'm even feeling sorry in case you're a singer I didn't recognize. "Yeah, I'm just a regular person. But it seems like too much attention is on us, so we should probably head out. We'll be cheering for the concert."
⚙ LIVE MIC ⚙ Ack! Wait a sec!! Grabbing my sister's hand, who was standing next to me, I slipped away from the plaza. I heard Im Yu-jun's voice from behind, but I didn't respond and just left the square entirely.
Holding my sister's hand, we arrived at the smoking area where we'd been hanging out since earlier in the day.
I pulled a cigarette from my pocket, put it in my mouth, and lit it up with my lighter.
"Phew—... This is fucking chaos."
"Whoa... Ga-eul, how do you sing like that?"
"Heh, I can sing a little."
"... Is 'a little' even the right way to put it? What are the actual singers supposed to do now?"
— Anonymous Whoa, boss is a total cheater, blew everyone's minds — Anonymous That mic had a suppressor on it, we kept telling them to change the mic and she sang anyway ⭐ Top Chant — Fans Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! — Anonymous Boss's mic was total garbage — Anonymous For real, using a pro broadcast mic made it insane "Ga-eul, the viewers are spamming chat like crazy. Check this out."
My sister handed me the stand, and when I looked at the chat, it was exploding.
"You little shits kept telling me to change mics on the day I finally did, so I didn't."
— Anonymous Half-joking half-serious back then, now you really gotta change it — Anonymous Saw Im Yu-jun and Spring Breeze's shocked faces lololol — Anonymous Damn, thanks to our boss I feel proud too — Anonymous So damn refreshing, ear-gasm was wild — Anonymous Spring Breeze's face was rotten, crazy bitch — Anonymous That dumb Spring Breeze bitch shoved the mic at boss to screw her over, right? — Anonymous For real, seems like it? Im Yu-jun was drooling over our boss, Spring Breeze saw and flipped out ⭐ Loyalty — Fans Our boss forever, eternal loyalty ^^7 ^^7 ^^7 "Fuck, cut it out you shits, it's embarrassing as hell."
— Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 10,000,000 Won — Red Parade Fuck, boss what kind of beast are you? Being a Han Ga-eul viewer feels so damn proud even if it's pathetic — Anonymous Whoa insane 10 mil lololol — Anonymous For real, so damn proud lolol "Whoa, Red, thanks a ton. Isn't that too much?"
"I looked it up last time, Red. Your ID is some car name, says 7 billion won. You really own that?"
— Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 1,000,000 Won — Red Parade Yeah got two, LePer and BlPer. And I'm rich, no worries — Anonymous Chairman is filthy rich whoa — Anonymous Whoa owns two, insane fuck living in another world — Anonymous Black Parade is so pretty, fuck so jealous — Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 1,000,000 Won — Red Parade LePer and BlPer require owning a car from previous season so got more from same company lol "Fuck, Chairman, talking like it's a car game how many you got."
— Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 1,000,000 Won — Red Parade lolol self-made so nothing to be ashamed of, proud instead — Anonymous Fuck chairman dropping 1 mil per word real value lololol — Anonymous This is what average Han Ga-eul stream donation means — Anonymous Chairman alone raising average like 10k people lolol — Anonymous How rich is he? Wonder if rich people dodge knives to the body "Yeah, how rich is this guy?"
— Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 1,000,000 Won — Red Parade Not super rich, just average upper-tier rich lolol "Why's a rich fuck watching indie streams?"
— Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 1,000,000 Won — Red Parade Passive income, can live forever without working. Nothing to do so watch boss's stream, fucking addictive lol — Anonymous Rich people watch indie too — Anonymous Do rich lick Yoplait lids? — Anonymous Passive income is the most jealous thing fuck — Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 1,000,000 Won — Red Parade Rich lick Yoplait lids, eat ramen, watch indie, shit too you fucks. Rich are people too "Pffft, you really lick Yoplait lids? Hilarious."
I was laughing and chatting with the viewers when my sister asked curiously.
"Ga-eul, is this the chairman guy from earlier?"
"Yeah, owns multiple 7 billion won cars and licks Yoplait lids."
"Whoa, real rich guy. Ga-eul's viewers are all fun and hilarious."
"They might seem a bit crazy, but they're honest types. Hate fake shit. Just too straightforward so they come off like wild animals."
— Anonymous Vice-commander eternal loyalty ^^7 — Anonymous lol you're the crazy one calling us out — Anonymous lolol this area's crazy bitch is you, why blame us? "Fuck, wanna see my babies' mom's tits?"
— Fans Kieeeek mom!! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Anyone messing with our boss gets their neck snapped, no second warning Fuck, send mom to congress! "Ga-eul, it's getting really dark already."
"Yeah, what now? Grab a drink?"
"You like drinking, Ga-eul?"
"Yeah, like it so I drink pretty often."
As we chatted and I stubbed out my cigarette to head out, I spotted a guy in his mid-30s heading into the smoking area.
"Excuse me."
I thought he was just there to smoke, but he suddenly spoke up.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the manager for singer Im Yu-jun."
"Yeah, and?"
The self-proclaimed manager took the stand from my hand, saw my sister filming me, and threw out a random line.
"Are you doing a personal broadcast by any chance?"
"So what?"
"Turn off the broadcast."
"What?"
"I have something to say, so turn off the broadcast."
Hearing that, my sister and I were dumbfounded, and the viewers went nuts.
— Anonymous What the fuck is this asshole? — Anonymous Who the fuck is he lololol retarded? Manager thinks he's nobility? "Why the fuck are you telling me to turn off my stream, you retarded fuck."
The manager looked stunned, like he misheard, and asked again.
"...Pardon?"
"Pardon my ass, you fuck. Dick stuck in your ear? Who the fuck are you to order me to turn off my stream, you dickhead worm."
The manager's face turned red with anger, and he spoke again.
"I think you didn't hear me right. I'm Im Yu-jun's manager. He has a message for you, so turn off the broadcast."
"I heard fine, you cunt. Is that dick in your ear your master's? Master's cum crawling up to your brain so you can't understand? Who the fuck are you to order my stream off."
"F...fuck, what kind of bitch is this."
"Did you bury your manners on Everest as a kid? Where'd you sell your etiquette, you brainless fuck. Go quick and suck your master's dick and asshole, must be lonely you retard."
"Fuck! Don't know gratitude as a civilian. I said a celebrity has a message!"
"You know fuck but don't know your tone is so damn arrogant, you old fuck. Learn manners again, go dig up your parents from Everest. I gotta ask why they didn't inject etiquette into trash like you."
"Fuck, done talking?"
"Nah, not yet, you irredeemable nuclear waste. What, a shit-filled brainless shitball grew legs and walks around? No value in existing, how about fuck off without bothering people and die?"
Ignoring the grumbling retard, I took the phone stand back from my sister.
"Ga-eul, hold up, you can't film the other guy with that."
"Huh? How'd you know, sis? Was gonna smash that worm's head if he tried shit."
"Uh... I meant stop filming, not smash his head?"
"Yeah, the bottom's pretty sharp."
"That's even worse!"
"Fuck it, smash his cum-filled head his master injected instead of manners, go to jail then ask Chairman to bail me."
"Eung, calm down Ga-eul."
"Sis, money fixes everything. If not, just not enough money, right Red?"
— Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 1,000,000 Won — Red Parade Lol just trust me, I'll handle cleanup solid lol "Kya, as expected our god-boss is the best."
— Anonymous Cha-ching! ⭐ DONATION: 10,000,000 Won — Red Parade lolol but corpses are a pain to clean, half-kill him "You fuckers, grab sashimi and bolt to Rodeo Square. Fuck, gotta dunk that dickhead."
Even my obviously joking threat that wouldn't fool a kid, but hearing the loud 10 mil donation sound from the phone made him think it was real—his face paled and he turned tail, fleeing back to the plaza.
Once the fake manager ran off, I lit up another cigarette.
"Ah, so fucking stressful."
— Anonymous Fuck boss talks so vicious lolol — Anonymous But guys like that exist in real life, thought they were drama only — Anonymous Chills, she's really a crazy bitch — Anonymous Eyeball over? I changed panties for this — Anonymous Fuck sharpened sashimi but where'd he go — Anonymous Filled melon flamethrower with fuel, disappointing — Anonymous Love her cussing with that pretty mouth "You weird fucks, nothing pleases you. It's bad."
— Anonymous Knew since that dumb Spring Breeze shoved the mic, they clique hard — Anonymous That bitch did it on purpose, king-level god heart "Enough, you shits. Thinking about it tires me out. I wanna live easy."
— Anonymous Your looks are already fucked boss — Anonymous For real lol already ruined — Anonymous Fuck wearing that shitty beat headphones but still so pretty "Hey hey, god-headphones, babies don't know the true taste of god-headphones."
— Anonymous Then wear normal ones fuck, sunglasses too dark "Hello there."
As I smoked, someone spoke up from behind again.
— Anonymous Fuck another one? — Anonymous This time for real "You caught my eye so much, could you give me your number?"
"...I like you too. I'm not weird, just a student studying life, but you have great teacher vibes."
"Ah... really? I hear that a lot."
"Yes. But your good energy is blocked by angry ancestors. To release it, you need a ritual."
"Sudden ritual?"
"Of course! It's essential. Ancestors could make life hard. Wanna come to my study place? Body healthy? No illnesses?"
— Anonymous Crazy bitch stop lololol — Anonymous Shit not money, gonna lose organs lolol — Anonymous This area's total crazy bitch is Ga-eul for sure