Chapter 30
Chapter 30
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 30
Chapter Title: Lobster Tail Butter Grill
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I was walking with my sister to grab some food when a loud racket made me turn around. In the center of the massive plaza, people were hauling steel pipes and all sorts of materials, assembling something.
"Sister, what's that?"
💬 Comments — Non-Participating Mayo Rice Fuck, streamer, show us too! — Dullureuya That clanging sounds like they're dropping something on the ground? "Fuck, you bastards just wanna stare at my baby tits."
— Military Secret 1q2w3e ㅇ_ㅋ — Red Parade ^^7 — Eong Base Meat Eong Eong Signal received loud and clear "Ga-eul!! D-Don't say stuff like that about your ma... mammaries!"
"You called me Busty Queen and all that too."
— Queen's Foot Mat ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Busty Queen ⭐ Top Comment — Footrest Our Busty Milkers Clan Leader Han Ga-eul Choo Owner Queen Bunny Eyes Demon Realm Frontline Defense Force Supreme Commander! "Whine... I only said that when it was just us two..."
"Ugh, these fuckers' chat is a total mess. Fuck, use some spaces."
"What are the viewers saying?"
"Nah, it's all busty this, milkers that, fucking Springtime Ga-eul Choo bullshit. Hard to even read. They're just idiots who play like this, ignore 'em."
"Hehe, they're fun folks."
— PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri Damn, our clan leader's friend gets it! — dhgkaak Vice Commander eternal life^^7 "Sister, you got promoted to vice commander. Congrats."
"Huh?"
I ignored the dizzying chat and pointed toward the noise.
"So, what's that anyway?"
— Footrest Bunny Eyes, show us too! I angled the camera carefully so my sister wouldn't show up and pointed it at the noise for the viewers.
— Non-Participating Mayo Rice Looks like they're setting up a stage? — Dullureuya Yeah, assembling a stage. "Hmm... Maybe they're building a busking stage?"
"Do busking setups usually scale that big? Looks like over ten workers just from here."
"Yeah... What is it?"
"Isn't that Red doing busking?"
"Who's Red?"
— Military Secret 1q2w3e ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Chairman — Red Parade Our chairman's busking is on another level ㅋㅋ — PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri ㅋㅋ Chairman, explain yourself — dhgkaak Chairman went to buy armor and hasn't come back "My viewers... I mean, my moneybags."
"Wha... Ga-eul, you can't say it like that."
— Footrest Moneybags... shouldn't it be viewers? Mommy's girl ㅋㅋㅋ ⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ Ching! Red Parade donated 1,000,000 won So fucking pretty I can't escape, eternal life ^^7 "Oh, Red, you fucking beast, thanks."
— PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri ㅋㅋㅋ Chairman hasn't raged yet "Sister, let's just go. I'm starving."
We gawked at the bustling plaza for a bit before turning toward the food street.
The area was packed with restaurants lining both sides of a wide road, and food carts lined the center.
"Sister, check that out! Lobster tail butter grill!! Insane. What food cart sells lobster?"
"Is this your first time here, Ga-eul?"
"Yeah! When would I ever come to a place like this? Whoa, look at that—scallop cheese butter grill!!"
— Non-Participating Mayo Rice ㅋㅋㅋ Streamer's all excited, too cute — Dullureuya No one gets less value from their face than streamer ㅋㅋㅋㅋ — Military Secret 1q2w3e Why was Ga-eul doing manual labor with that face? ㅋㅋㅋ Totally incomprehensible — Red Parade Ga-eul's cuteness makes it okay (nod) — Eong Base Meat Eong Eong Fuck, that nodding bullshit—I'm grinding it into sashimi, get ready to die "Whoa, the smell is insane. Sister! Let's try the lobster fir... or maybe not?"
"Not try it? Why, Ga-eul?"
"Uh... Just not feeling it."
— Queen's Foot Mat ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Fuck, streamer saw the price, hilarious ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ — Footrest Why though?? ㅋㅋㅋ How much is it? — PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri Ate that a few years back, like 16k won? Probably more now "Ga-eul, is it because it's expensive?"
"Huh?... N-No...?"
— dhgkaak ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Streamer so cute — Non-Participating Mayo Rice Totally because it's pricey ㅋㅋ I'd missed the price tag under the cart at first glance—it was 18,000 won.
"Ga-eul, I'll buy it for you. Let's eat! Looks delicious."
"No... I'm allergic to lobster tails."
She must've noticed my hesitation over the price because she grabbed my hand and started dragging me to the cart.
"No no, wait! What tail is 18k won? Fuck, sister, that can't be right."
My sister's eyes went wide at my response.
"Gasp... Ga-eul! Can't sister do it one more time? Please."
— Dullureuya What? Her dialect is so cute ㅋㅋㅋㅋ — Military Secret 1q2w3e Fuck, you seductive bitch streamer, call me oppa too!! — Red Parade So fucking cute ㅋㅋㅋㅋ How many personality types she got? — Eong Base Meat Eong Eong ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Vice Commander: Please — PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri Guess she lived in the countryside? Slips in a bit normally, but panics and it pours out ㅋㅋㅋ "What's with the please? Let's just go."
"Ah, why!! If you don't, I'll eat that."
While getting this weird threat from my sister, my phone chimed with a donation alert.
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ Ching! Military Secret 1q2w3e donated 50,000 won Buy it yourself, streamer—you've got that chairman money from earlier "Oh right. Thanks, Leak—wait, now that I think about it, I fleeced that chairman hard. I'm loaded."
— Queen's Foot Mat ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Chairman ugly crying — Footrest Mommy's girl treats chairman like an ATM ㅋㅋ — dhgkaak Ah ㅋㅋㅋ Jealous? Stop staring at streamer's tits then "Sister, I'll buy it for you. Let's go!"
"Y-You're buying for sister?"
"Yeah. For you."
"Okay... Sister will eat it good."
— PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Self-sufficient now — Eong Base Meat Eong Eong Fuck, please call me oppa too — Military Secret 1q2w3e Call it once, vice commander—really wanna hear "sister" ㅋㅋ Ignoring her, I yanked her hand and dragged her to the cart.
"Hello, boss."
"Welcome. What can I get you?"
"Two lobster tail butter cheese grills, please."
"Sure thing, right up."
The cart boss pulled out two prepped lobster tails, slathered them with butter and cheese, and started a flashy torch show with both hands.
"Whoa! Cool, boss."
"Haha, just a sec, customer. I'll make it tasty."
We watched the boss's cheerful fire show, and soon the buttery aroma filled the air as they finished.
He sprinkled parsley on top as the final touch and signaled they were done.
"All set, customer."
"Looks delicious. Phone pay okay, boss?"
"Of course! Let me ring you up."
As the boss finished and handed back my phone...
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ Ching! Fortune Cookie donated 100,000 won Sex sex sex sex sex sex "Uh... haha... Sorry."
"Haha, you're a streamer, right? No worries. Lots of streamers come here, and they always troll like that."
I slotted my phone back and grabbed the lobster tails with a bow.
"Thanks. We'll enjoy."
"Come again."
I handed one to my sister and headed to a nearby bench to sit and eat.
I'd put the stream screen down for payment, planning a freakout at normies for not minding their manners, but when I picked it up...
— Dullureuya Fortune Cookie mommy Halri Gari bell thief — Military Secret 1q2w3e ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ — Red Parade Stop it, you fuckers — Eong Base Meat Eong Eong Fortune Cookie daddy senior center panty thief — PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri Damn, with parents like that, no need for DNA test? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ — Footrest Daddy's pubes for the DNA test? How does a retard like that even spawn? I call bullshit — dhgkaak Stop it fuckers — Queen's Foot Mat Fortune Cookie daddy dick hair DNA test go—def not his kid I'd planned to rage at normies for bad manners, but the chat was roasting me into oblivion.
"Pffft. My good boys have filthy mouths, you retarded friends—thanks for liking me and watching out."
"Guys, you know I love you tons, right? Ignore that dude, play with me."
— Fortune Cookie has been force-kicked "Fuck, look at my baby mammaries, boys."
— Non-Participating Mayo Rice Hehe mammaries — Footrest Bunny Eyes nice — Dullureuya Look at that seductive smile, enchanting people again — Military Secret 1q2w3e ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Streamer hilarious — Red Parade Fr super likable ㅋㅋㅋ As I chatted with viewers, I noticed my sister staring blankly at me, food in hand.
"Oh, sister, sorry—got caught up talking to them and ignored you."
"No no, you were smiling so bright, even prettier, so I spaced out."
"Really? Was I smiling that much?"
"Yeah, huge smile. Like peach blossoms fully blooming, so pretty."
I touched my face at her words, embarrassment hit, and I shoved a lobster tail in my mouth and bit down.
"Whoa, this is seriously good. First time eating something like this."
"Me too. That good?"
"Yeah, flavors exploding in my mouth. Here, sister—ahh."
Maybe 'cause same food, she rolled her eyes nervously before opening wide.
I stuffed her mouth full, cheeks puffing out adorably.
"Haha, sister too cute."
"Gaa-euwi, thwis is thoo muwch fow you."
"Pfft, too much?"
Her puffed cheeks and nodding looked just like a cute squirrel.
"Eat slow. This is really good."
We savored it slowly, then headed next to the novelty shop from day one.
─Ding-a-ling─ "Welcome."
"Hi, boss."
— Non-Participating Mayo Rice Ga-eul got her glasses here ㅋㅋ — Dullureuya Browsing spots like this kill time good "Sister, let's look around. Lots of fun stuff. Got my glasses here."
"Oh! I want some too!!"
She sounded like a kid wanting to match me, so I led her to the sunglasses.
"Toys yeah, but no real dotted sunnies."
"Hng... Matching Ga-eul..."
The boss overheard and said those sunnies were pricey, didn't sell, so no more stock.
"Sister, this one's similar. Let's get these."
"Okay..."
"Sister, I got that mask too—want a matching one?"
"Yeah! Want!!"
I dragged her grinning blindly over, put it on to show—and her face froze.
— Military Secret 1q2w3e ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Fuck — Red Parade Streamer is certified crazy ㅋㅋㅋ — Eong Base Meat Eong Eong Hahoe mask ㅋㅋㅋ Looks scary as fuck — PC Bang Treadmill Machine Radelri Vice commander super bummed ㅋㅋㅋ "Sister, want this one at least?"
"...Yeah."
— dhgkaak She's buying that too ㅋㅋㅋㅋ — Footrest Mommy's girl and her fan We checked out with the sunnies and mask, I soothed her, and we headed out.
"Sister, might be at another shop. Let's check others next time."
"Okay!"
"Our sister good girl. Dotted glasses suit you, cute."
"Reawwy? Hehe."
She perked up, so I said I'd smoke and to follow me.
We reached the smoking area just as flashes and singing echoed from the central plaza.