Chapter 2
Chapter 2
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: Really, This Stuff is Too Bad for My Heart (2)
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Really, this stuff is way too bad for my heart.
'Can't the heroine just get revenge?' shortened to Heroine Revenge.
Normally, titles get abbreviated by taking the first letters of key words, but for some reason, that didn't stick here, so it just became Heroine Revenge. And as I said before, this novel boasted a insane spicy flavor right from the first revenge scene.
"Vice Guild Master? What's wrong? You're awfully quiet today."
And it was directed at me—the pink-haired Guild Master staring at me right now, and me, her Vice Guild Master.
"Or what, are you regretting it now? Well, she is pretty cute."
"Her abilities were decent too."
"She's a Healer. She never quite made it to B-rank, though."
From the time she awakened at 17 until now at 23, the protagonist Seo Ji-hyun had shown unprecedented growth for a Healer. But she'd been stuck at C-rank for two and a half years, which was too long—and that's how things had come to this.
It had only taken her about three years to climb from initial F-rank Awakener judgment to C-rank, earning her the label of promising talent. But that was it.
Even after quickly breaking through what Awakeners call the first wall—the C-rank— she couldn't reach B-rank, which was supposed to be relatively easy with some experience. So she ended up just another average Healer.
"Well, we've sucked her dry enough. This money should buy us a decent new Healer."
"How much was it?"
"Roughly 2 billion?"
"That's more than I expected."
"That's why we finish this today. Got it?"
Yeah. Even after six whole years as a Healer in the guild, Seo Ji-hyun might feel betrayed by getting kicked out, but she wouldn't turn into some revenge-crazed maniac over it.
The Crystal Guild wasn't a major powerhouse, but it was a solid mid-tier outfit. To avoid any loose ends, they were handling the so-called "cleanup" on the very day of her expulsion. And the rape that happened in the process? Not worth mentioning.
The reason was simple: if word got out that they'd tricked an innocent underage orphan Awakener and shoved a gag clause into an unfair contract, the backlash from public opinion would be brutal.
Somehow, this guild seemed to attract only scum like this. It was a miracle these incidents—far from one-offs—hadn't blown up even once.
"Of course. I'll handle it personally."
"You will?"
"Her trait was rated A-rank, after all. Better make sure it's done right, or we might run into trouble."
"Fine, whatever. Do what you want."
Right after possession, I'd been a bit flustered, but it seemed no one suspected anything. As I was leaving the Guild Master's office—my first stop in this world—she suddenly called me back.
"Oh, and."
"Yes?"
"After we wrap up today, come to my room?"
Yoo Soo-jung, Guild Master of Crystal Guild—one of the two main early villains in Heroine Revenge.
I wasn't sure if the author had planned it that way, but she had magical girl-style powers, complete with pink hair and eyes.
In her early thirties, she still got carded at convenience stores for smokes or booze—tiny and baby-faced.
The real madlad move from the author? Every time a revenge target appeared, they'd post character art in announcements and include spicy revenge illustrations in those chapters. No way to miss it.
As the first revenge target, her illustration—limbs severed, eyes gouged, teeth pulled, hanging from a park pull-up bar with homeless guys' dicks in her mouth from both ends—had shocked me to my core.
Never expected a novel to go that hard with 19+ art.
And now this woman deliberately swivels her chair toward me, hikes up her skirt with one hand, slips the other into her panties, and fingers herself while saying that. Honestly, I nearly lost it and got hard.
Doing it wouldn't have been a big deal, but knowing her personality from the novel, she'd jump straight to sex. With a million things on my mind right now, that wasn't ideal. Had to hold back.
"We'll see. Might not have the energy left after tonight."
"Come on~"
She lets go of her skirt, grabs my hand, shoves it into her panties, and clings to me. I was pretty startled. The slick warmth at my fingertips—how long had she been at it to be this soaked already?
"At least use your hand for now?"
"Of course. That much is fine."
"Ngh! Haa..."
I slide my index and middle fingers deep inside, thumb teasing her clit from outside. She arches back, long pink hair spilling wildly as her head buries into my chest, hips bucking.
Her height barely reaches my shoulder, face so youthful it could pass for high school. Tormenting Yoo Soo-jung's pussy like this felt surreal.
If this were real life instead of a novel, I'd never even meet a beauty like her, let alone hold one. Good things, right?
Luckily—whether from muscle memory or her being that horny—my half-assed fingering with basic knowledge had her on the edge in minutes.
"Hut... Seo-woo. Let me... cum now..."
Her words blanked my brain for a sec on what to do, but with my hand still in her panties, rapid thrusting seemed annoying. Instead, I pressed hard on her clit, which I'd been rubbing. Her back snapped, and she reacted instantly.
"Hiiik!!"
Arms clamped around mine, legs trembling, torso arching back—I worried her back would snap, so I yanked her shoulders with my free arm. Once she calmed, I sat her in the chair.
"Huaa... haa... haat..."
Face flushed crimson, mouth agape, dazed eyes panting—it was insanely hot. No wonder fans cheered "Pink-chan!" when her first illustration dropped. People even said make her a slave and keep her around.
Watching stirred my desires, but survival instincts overrode. Instead of dropping trou, I pulled my fingers from her pussy and fed them to her mouth.
"Mm, slurp. Suck..."
Feeling that soft tongue nearly made me forget the situation, but my human dignity and life were on the line. I withdrew, stroking her cheek with my other hand.
"I'll finish the rest after."
"I'll be waiting? Heehee."
Her demeanor was a mystery, but her post-handjob grin matched her face—pure childlike cuteness. Yeah, to keep us both alive, I had to play this smart.
I hadn't read past part 1, so no clue on part 2. But shaking the foundation of this revenge story from the start? Might let us survive.
Still lingering in afterglow, she wanted to sit a bit longer. I left the Guild Master's office and started walking.
Too much to think about. First, this body I'd possessed: Lee Seo-woo. In the story, he was highly competent. A-rank Hunter, rare dual-spec Battle Mage in firepower and detection, soloing expert.
Yoo Soo-jung had recruited and raised him, but the author officially rated him at least two tiers above her.
She got taken out around episode 20 as the first target. Him? Not until 70-80 episodes later.
And only after arming with items to suppress magic or force contracts. Basically mid-boss of part 1.
And now, I had to become that guy.